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hiding-under-the-willow · 1 year

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please tell me more abt Yancy in mark TV

Okay so my thoughts on Yancy in all the Markiplier TV stuff is really a mash up if a lot of different headcanons I've collected from different places and then some.

So like, big fan of the headcanon that Yancy is one of Mark and Celine's kids, and he ended up in prison cause he got blamed for the events of wkm. I know it's not perfectly supported by the canon or anything but it's fun, so, y’know, who cares. I can do whatever I want lol. And then I don't know how common this headcanon actually is bc I picked it up from like one specific fic, but Yancy as the security guard for Wilford's club in Wilford Motherloving Warfstache.

So like, Yancy grows up in Markiplier Manor for most of his life, Celine gets custody during the divorce, the events of wkm happen (maybe Yancy is the one who told Celine about the poker night, having heard about it from William, and that's why Celine shows up in the middle of wkm?) So then when Celine goes off and never comes back he goes out looking for her, police show up while he's there, and between intense unethical police interrogations and the fucked up house immensely fucking with his head, he ends up convinced he did do the crime and pleads guilty, landing him in Happy Trails eventually. Canon ensues, Yancy decides he's gonna get out on parole after God knows how long he's been in there. At some point he meets Wilford, neither of them recognize eachother really, but there is like, some subconscious shit working definitely. Wilford's like, 'hey do you want to work at my club? I'll walk you right out of this fucking prison' and Yancy is like 'nah man, I'm gonna keep on track to make parole, do this the right way, but if the job offer is still open in a few months 👀' and Wilford's like 'okay, sick' and so when Yancy gets out a few month's later, there's Wilford inexplicably, ready to pick him up. And so he goes to work as security at the club, and things are actually pretty chill most of the time, so Yancy's got a lot of free time to do his own thing, and he's got no fucking clue where Wil's money comes from but he gets payed well, so he's enjoying the job, even if maybe he'd rather be performing. He does some community theater stuff here and there, occasionally performs in the club, often ends up ranting about his narrative ideas to Wil after hours. And eventually Wil is like 'hey, you know I own a TV network right? I could give you a show.' And Yancy absolutely fucking takes that opportunity. Which is how he ends up at Markiplier TV.

I feel like his show(s) would be this weird tonal mess where it's like a Disney Channel musical sitcom, there's songs and comedy and it's all very much giving young teen drama with constant bits and inconsistent lore, but then the storylines all deal with very serious and realistic topics. There's fucked up families, and deep dives into the horrors of the American prison system, and death, and grief, all portrayed very realistically and with all the complexity they deserve. But also all of the character's act like disney sitcom characters the second they're not handling the serious stuff, and there's always at least one musical number per episode. It's actually probably really cool if you're into weird shit like that (as I absolutely would be), the video essays discussing it are probably insane. But it maybe doesn't speak to the average audience lmao. Yancy doesn't really realize and doesn't care. It's reaching the audiences it needs to.

Anyways I think him and Bim get along the vast majority of the time, they've got a mutual love of theater and a mutual hatred of Ed, cause I mean, look at Ed's lore and then look at Yancy. Yeah Yancy fucking hates Ed and his whole deadbeat dad thing. Luckily fights around the office are so common here that it's pretty easy for Yancy to get away with punching Ed in the face a little bit any time he says some asshole shit. Also maybe everyone turns a little bit of a blind eye to it. So really he feels right at home.

I think Google freaks him out from the get-go, and he's a little more interested in trying to get some info on the weird android shit from Bing at first, but quickly finds out that Bing can be like twice as uncanny as Google, and so he just kind of ends of steering clear of both after not too long in the office. I think they grow on him eventually but it takes some warming up lol

I think he and The Host actually get along. Like, maybe he freaked Yancy out a little bit at first, and then he started to realize the two of them had a lot in common in terms of their opinions and beliefs, and instantly he started getting all buddy buddy with the guy, and then it was the Host's turn to be a little freaked out, cause he's not exactly used to people being so enthusiasticlly friendly towards him. So they become friends. Yancy's always there to make sure he gets included in work get togethers and such since some of the other guys find him intimidating.

Dr. Iplier finds him a little exasperating seeing ad he is probably constantly getting hurt and also constantly leading to other injuries around the office (mostly Ed's, let's be honest), but, y’know, his enthusiasm and friendliness around the office probably win him over eventually, and his kindness to the Host probably helps.

The Jims and Yancy get along great, in fact Yancy is probably the only person around the office who actively gets along with them besides Wilford.

Wilford is always very supportive of Yancy, and Yancy still picks up shifts at the club a few times a week. I think maybe he's the only one who's met Abe out of everyone else at the office bc of his job. Abe knows who Yancy is and has tried dropping hints to Wil a few times, but they are not getting picked up. So it just kind of goes unspoken.

Dark and Yancy absolutely have the strangest dynamic. Dark definitely knows who Yancy is. Yancy does not know who Dark is, but I think he recognizes bits of his mother in Dark's personality and actions, and it freaks him out. Some one points put once that Dark and Yancy look alike and that they've got matching moles under their eyes and Dark leaves without saying anything, visibly upset, and Yancy starts wearing a bandaid over that cheek every day after. No one brings up that shit again. Dark basically let's Yancy get away with anything around the office, seemingly from a sense of guilt. Funds any ideas he has, let's him get away with bending rules, or beating the shit out of Ed, or whatever. But then Yancy does something minor, or something that puts himself in danger, and Dark starts lecturing, and Yancy gets real pissed off. The office stays tense for several days after every time. I think those are just about the only times at which Wil starts to recognize him. He usually doesn't sit on the thought for very long, as he's prone to do. But maybe he treats Yancy to a little something the next day any time one of those arguments goes down. It helps a bit, for both of them.

I don't think he knows the details of what went down in the manor, or that he's seen Mark since, or that he knows about Dark and Mark's whole fucking thing, and I hate to think about how incredibly badly it would go if he did find out.

#atlas speaks #this one is long lmao #big fan of this guy's whole thing #love being like 'i hate to think about how badly...' as if i didn’t make up the scenario in which that traumatizing shit would happen💀

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daandyli0n · 2 years

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hey guys

i know everything’s kinda. Going To Absolute S**t Atm. there’s a lot of emotions, some people are probably feeling absolutely Horrible right now, and nobody knows what to do

i don’t really know either

so for those of y’all who follow me who are wondering what i’m gonna do now until the dust settles (if it ever does tbh), i’ll let y’all go ahead and know a few things (i talked to one of my mutuals on discord but i didn’t really go into detail so. Here’s The Extra Details If You Want That!):

i’ll be stepping back from dsmp posting for a bit. depending on how s**t goes i might not go back. ever. but again, we’ll see how it goes

i won’t be talking directly about this situation. i might reblog a few posts as stuff unfolds that explain my thoughts rather well, but you won’t see me making personal posts about it

if y’all need me to tag Anything specifically, PLEASE let me know (cause i don’t really tag any specific tws, cws, or specific subjects unless someone asks first)

don’t worry, i will still be posting about minecraft. no amount of cc drama is gonna make me lose my love for that game. the dsmp got me back into that game, i’m not gonna let this s**t take me back out of it

i have two different ideas for what i Will be posting about for the time being:

1) as i stated in this post, i did have a previous hyperfixation prior to the dsmp. as i mention in the post, markiplier and jacksepticeye have characters of their own and have projects involving them. i had a hyperfixation on hose characters for a few years up until the dsmp. only reason i stopped? lack of content. and, well, mark came out with In Space With Markiplier a few months ago, and jack is teasing some new content for a few months now...i think you’re picking up what i’m putting down here. time to get the Ego Lore™ information that i buried deep down for a couple of years now back out again-

2) i’ve had an idea for a few days now (before this s**t came out) of making a minecraft oc universe that is effectively a fake smp (that is vaguely based off of the dsmp, but shh-). it’ll take a few days to get my thoughts together and make some ocs, but i’ve already thought of taking most (or maybe all) of my current dsmp ocs/sonas and. Recycling them for this. i’ve also though of turning a Very Specific Dsmp Character into an oc. mostly because said aforementioned character is my favorite, dead, and not coming back, so i’m making him an oc because f**k you i need comfort atm. like i said, it’ll take a bit, but trust me. i need. Something to take my mind off of this

3) probably both tbh

these are difficult times for everyone. so believe me, if anyone needs to take some time away, i completely understand.

if anyone wants to talk, but they want to talk more privately, then just message me and i’ll give y’all my discord

just. stay safe and take care of yourselves y’all. i’m here if you need me <3

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fazbearentertainmentandco · 3 years

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6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con) - Will Wood and the Tapeworms

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✦°•🌈 𝗙𝗮𝘇𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗘𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 & 𝗖𝗼 !! ⭐

︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶ ˚ ｡ William , it/they prnz ! ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა

๑ ˚̩̥̩̥. #(💜)🐻🐰🐤🦊 ‹╯⛓｡･ﾟ☆ .° ۬◦۪۪̥ 🔪

OSDD-1b system ! ;; 30+ alters , introject heavy + traumagenic

6teen [the body] !

most fictives come from FNAF .. and front more

IRL William Afton and Springbonnie ? Idk but that's part of our singletsona

collectively autistic and manic

< @william-aftons-nonbinary-lover 3

[they're taken by our Michael Afton fictive, stupid dumb homosexuals <3 + they're our special token singlet. love them /p]

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COLLECTIVE LIKES/DISLIKES

❤[like];; fnaf, music, drawing, markiplier, dawko, game theory, bunnies, omori, wilbur soot, ranboo, arcades/fairs, vocaloid, lycoris in the wind(FNAF AU, created by galaxisboba on insta+twt), red for you(FNAF AU/comic by uchihanate on twt)

🖤[dislike];; white cishet religious(christians specifically) karens + men, nfts, mockery of trauma and illnesses, basic bigotry - see DNI for more information -, syscourse[we are neutral on syscourse and it honestly annoys us /lh], p!nkyp!lls, cursed images[like- the disturbing looking ones that creep one out], jokes of serious events - example, jokes of 9/11 and world wars

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⬇️ DO NOT INTERACT /srs ⬇️

⬇️ MUTUALS ONLY ⬇️

Ask for art, slash p flirts and romance/s*x jokes, ask for our other social medias, vent to us, make jokes of certain alters' sources if asked first (keep this for younger alters like gregory), harass us[[like- in an affectionate manner, it's okay to do so!]]

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COLLECTIVE BOUNDARIES

purple - means they're free to do so if specified who / green - yes / orange - ask / red - no

interaction;; ✓/ask/✗

venting;; ✓/ask/✗(mutuals only)

advice;; ✓/ask/✗(mutuals only)

touch;; ✓/ask/✗(mutuals only)

nicknames;; ✓/ask/✗

petnames;; ✓/ask/✗(lovers only)

flirting /r;; ✓/ask/✗(lovers only)

flirting /p;; ✓/ask/✗(mutuals only)

DMs;; ✓/ask/✗ (mutuals only)

being mean /j;; ✓/ask/✗

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Us in a nutshell <3

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HOST INTRODUCTION !!

WILLIAM AFTON | 💜

🌈 ꒰﹒ৎ୭ ︶︶︶♪ ｡｡つ ⭐

︵‿୨ BASICS ÷

｡⋆ ALIASES ✷ William, Will, Liam .. list goes on . also anything like "Bunny" or "Little Rabbit". Only when I'm in a regressed state and if we are close, please

｡⋆ AGE ✷ 34

｡⋆ PRONOUNS ✷ They/Them

｡⋆ IDENTITY ✷ Nonbinary

｡⋆ HOBBIES / SPECIAL INTERESTS ✷ Source, FNAF, art, John Mulaney, Peaky Blinders, music, talk of medical procedures, rabbits

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📼 ꒰﹒ৎ୭ ︶︶︶♪ ｡｡つ 🐇

︵‿୨ SYSTEM +

｡⋆ SOURCE ✷ Lycoris in the Wind

｡⋆ ROLES / TYPES ✷ Host, Caregiver, Protector

｡⋆ EXTRA INFO ✷ I am in fact mentally ill. I am autistic, schizophrenic, manic PWASPD, iron deficient and I do struggle with social anxiety and depression

✨ ꒰﹒ৎ୭ ︶︶︶♪ ｡｡つ 🎉

︵‿୨ BOUNDARIES ×

｡⋆ SOURCETALK ✷ Only if we're close

｡⋆ SOURCEMATES ✷ Only if we're close

｡⋆ DOUBLES ✷They're ok

｡⋆ DMS ✷ Ask

｡⋆ PINGS ✷ No

｡⋆ CALLS ✷ Only if we're close

｡⋆ FRONTCALL ✷ Only if we're close

｡⋆ NICKS ✷ They're fine

｡⋆ COMPLIMENTS ✷ They're fine

｡⋆ TOUCH ✷ Only if we're close

｡⋆ FLIRTING ✷ Only if we're close - either platonic or if you are my partner

｡⋆ DNI ✷ Alan Afton and Bella Schmidtz /srs

⚠️ ꒰﹒ৎ୭ ︶︶︶♪ ｡｡つ 🔥

︵‿୨ TRIGGERS÷

➯ /POS !

・❥ Henry Emily and James Clarke from Lycoris in the Wind

・❥ My personal playlist

・❥ Source art (even fanart)

➯ /NEG ¡

・❥ Talk of bad things I've done in canon - jokes of things I've done and how I've died as well

・❥ Alan Afton and Bella Schmidtz

・❥ Fires, small spaces, needles, alcohol, abuse, sa, sh, suicide, domestic violence, screaming and/or crying(in the way of playing victim), slammed doors, queerphobia

・❥ being called Bill - it's just weird :/

#system #fnaf fictive #its william afton. i am a little bit neurodivergent

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kinkymagnus · 5 years

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Twi YouTube AU?? 👀

dlgjk ok i dont have a coherent au idea i just like the idea of like.

alec being this confident youtuber man who does all sorts of shit, like funny vlogs and maybe some sketches with his siblings or some lets plays or something, idk, he’s just a popular youtuber like, idk, fuckin markiplier or something, you know, kinda does a lot of stuff. maybe some fashion/interior design shit? idk? but like. he’s pretty popular and if there’s any list on tumblr that’s like “some queer creators you should try watching” he’s always up there because he’s pretty open about being gay. maybe at first he wasn’t in the earlier youtube days but he had a pretty emotional coming out video and everyone was like “holy shit”

meanwhile magnus is like, a quietly popular youtuber, you know? kind of a niche audience, but with decent numbers. he does a lot of things, like vlogs about being trans. like, oh my god. magnus documenting his transition? would that even be a thing? wait oh my god is this mundane au, or is this canon? because twi magnus who’s actually a warlock with a youtube channel would be hilarious but maybe not a good idea. you know what? how about a mix. he’s mortal and was born in modern times and all, he’s like the same age as alec–idk why but i’m thinking he’s like a few weeks older or a month or two older than alec and alec jokingly teases him about being old–but he like…. still has magic, because why the fuck not. actually, you know what? fuck it? it’s an au where magic is just openly a thing. not even necessarily canonverse magic, just. some people have magic. magnus does little tutorials and shit, he has a real talent for it and he’s actually really powerful but he hides that. (possible plotline: some paparazzi discover he’s like, a level ten mage, and it’s a scale from 1-10 and 8 is the most powerful u get most of the time, there’s been a few really famous 9s and there’s been one 10 ever and that was fucking merlin. you feel. because why not. idek fuck.) anyway he has little diy make your own magical charms and weaving enchantment and safe summoning circles and tips for writing magical contracts and shit like that. he’s this cute little nerd but he’s like incredibly knowledgeable and he knows how to teach it in a way that’s understandable and accessible? and he answers questions in really clear ways, and he does amazing demonstrations that look so cool people accuse him of editing but he’s just That Good. and he’s like, actually a really well-published wizard/magic scientist, he invented the fucking portal, but probably under a pseudonym because he doesn’t really want the attention. (his last name is fell in honor of his mentor. yes. although if he does multiple ones he may or may not also use loss, santiago, rollins, etc.) anyway he’s just so fucking good, he has all these videos explaining magical theory in pretty easy to understand ways (maybe going from really simple to like “i understand the basics here and am ready for the technical terms but need an overview” videos you know.

also he doesn’t just do magic videos, because i said so. also maybe some blogs, and like. because i want to. some fashion/makeup tips. and it’s weirdly endearing because it’s not something you’d expect since he doesn’t wear makeup that often–although a) there are def gifsets of his full makeup looks on tumblr, and b) when he does occasionally decide to wear lipstick or eyeshadow or whatever, most of his fans are like omg yes!! u look cute! also headcanon: twi magnus wears less makeup in general but he still indulges in nail polish. mostly dark/muted colors on his fingers, but bright silly colors on his toes. NAYWAYWYA

also magnus bane is his chosen name because he wanted something cool and wizardy sounding and undeniably masculine.

also he’s so fucking sweet like look his videos are pretty popular because they’re just handy but he’s not exactly like, a super popular celebrity or anything, you know? but when he does meet fans he’s so incredibly sweet and he does selfies and he’s very appreciative of his followers? he’s so genuine?

and alec is way more popular–not that he’s not kind and appreciative of his followers. it’s just the thing is, magnus and alec are totally opposite sides of youtube. alec is friendly charismatic completely non-magical youtuber, he plays video games with his sister and like, does vlogs and reaction videos and shit you know. magnus is out here with educational tutorials and excited rambles about magical theory. (i feel like sometimes he accidentally starts doing groundbreaking research for a video and forgets to like, publish it first, and people are like wait what the fuck holy shit)

but then they fucking meet.

and a) they’re Instantly smitten. b) this will eventually result in the weirdest collab ever.

like NO ONE would expect magnus bane, tarot reader and tutorial on magic diy and shit, occasionally does makeup videos and little vlogs and talks about Issues sometimes, to collab with typical hot vlogger gamer man alec lightwood. but it happens, and somehow it’s the best fucking thing ever.

i’m not sure how their channels collide. maybe alec plays a game involving magic and magnus talks about all the ways it’s right/wrong but it ends up just being bantering and giggling and magnus may or may not end up leaning into him on the couch their sitting on and giggling as he makes a stupid joke with the character in the game and immediately everyone’s like…… we ship it

not that i support irl shipping but u know how it goes, everyones like “damn they’re cute” and they’re both openly queer so there’s that. i mean, still not cool, but you know

but really tho they keep doing collabs after that and become actual friends and both start kind of….. doing things for each other’s channel? magnus does a thing like “interview with someone who knows nothing about magic” and we just see a total mundane take on magic and honestly it’s really interesting for both of them, we have more “magnus, who’s an Old Soul and despite having a youtube channel is actually not that great with technology, raphael does all the editing, tries to play video games and kinda fails at it but he gets the hang of some of them”?? he likes puzzle games and mariokart, he does NOT like super smash bros because “THE CHARACTER NEVER DOES WHAT I WANT IT TO ALEXANDER” “you’re just jealous bc i beat ur ass” “you wanna play mariokart again, lightwood?!”

magnus does a tarot reading for alec, alec does a vlog with him just like “day in the life of alec lol :P” and there’s moments where he just comes up behind magnus like “hey what’s up” and magnus, who’s in rumpled home clothing, sees the camera and chuckles and kinda half heartedly waves it away, and the audience loses their mind at how cute he looks lkdhjgfh

they just become actual good friends, you know? it’s weird bc you wouldn’t think it would work but it really, really does

also on of alec’s fans at some point tries to make a transphobic crack at magnus during a livestream and alec goes OFF on his ass and it’s trending for the next week, the clip goes viral, it’s like “HIMBO GOES OFF ON HATERS FOR BEING TRANSPHOBIC TO HIS FRIEND/POSSIBLE LOVER?” and alec apologizes to magnus for all the attention it brought them but magnus is like “it’s okay, we can use this” and they end up using the hype to do one of those charity livestreams youtubers do and all the proceeds go to something like mermaids or the trevor project, you feel? they’re like “suck it transphobes look at all this money you got trans ppl” khjfgh

ok but eventually they do get together, not on camera, and while it’s slow at first and kind of secret (from the internet, not from friends and family) they’re also not super subtle. they know they’re not, but they’re just sort of like “it’s no one’s business, we’ll announce it when we’re ready”

and honestly tho they love each other so much

also i’ve just decided it’s not uncommon for strong magic-users, even like, level 4 or 5 and up, to have marks, so while his cat eyes are usually glamoured maybe he showed them after a q&a or in a vlog or something? and there are like. lots of gifsets of this, okay, and like, lots of thirst comments. which are like, this weird mix of slightly uncomfortable, really flattering/validating, and embarrassing (in a good and bad way). anyway, magnus has cat eyes in this au, because i fucking said so.

ANYWAY back to their relationship, they’re in love

how did they meet? maybe at a con they bumped into each other, or a totally random fan was like “y’all should do a collab” and everyone was like “what”

or maybe a mutual friend and fellow youtuber, meliorn, who is a nonbinary youtuber who fucking has a sword don’t question me, introduces them?

idk. but when they meet they hit it off instantly and flirt and end up getting coffee and they don’t date for a while (maybe mutual pining/misunderstandings like “oh he doesn’t like me like that, but it’s okay, we can still be friends :)” or something lkfgjhfgh) but eventually they end up getting together

how? no idea. let me think about it.

idk why but im thinking they’re filming at magnus’s apartment and they’re on his couch and just. late night. they’ve finished up filming but they’re still bantering and maybe playing some video game like mariokart or watching a movie together and just. magnus is leaned all the way into alec, just snuggled up and pressed close against him, alec ends up putting an arm around him, and alec cracks a joke or teases him and magnus sits up a bit to like, poke his chest or flick his nose (you know what i mean? like in an otp person a shifts, still kinda sitting in their lap, and is like [playfully hits shoulder or boops nose or something] and now they’re making eye contact and person b ends up pulling them into a soft kiss???) anyway THEY MAKE EYE CONTACT AND ALEC PULLS HIM INTO A SOFT KISS and alec almost pulls away when he realizes what he’s done but magnus makes this soft little happy noise and leans into him, kissing back, and they just end up kissing for a bit and when they break apart alec is just looking up at him with breathless wonder and magnus is looking down at him with that same soft reverence and alec blurts out something like “you’re magical” and magnus just loses it and he’s giggling and leaning against alec’s chest and alec starts laughing too and magnus can feel the vibrations in his chest and it’s just so nice and pleasant and wonderful and they may or may not end up making out

they have to talk about it in the morning when they end up falling asleep together in magnus’s bed, cuddled close, but they find, to both of their delights, they both want to date and be in a serious relationship and it’s so fucking good ok

they go to dinner and the transition from friendship to romance is a little awkward but so worth it, especially when they realize HEY IT’S BOTH YOU DONT STOP BEING FRIENDS WHEN YOU DATE. i mean like, they didn’t not know that, but it’s like, idk how to explain you know they’re kinda like “are we doing this right” and then they’re like “fuck doing it right we can keep cuddling on the couch and giggling and bantering over stupid shit and watching dumb movies and kicking each others asses in video games it doesn’t matter we just also kiss and have dinner more often and sleep together and also we may or may not be in love”

also they’re That Couple. they’re like straight to the honeymoon, they’re domestic from the first week. magnus is casually doing magic around the house (imagine: he just dyes his hair on a whim and grows it out a little bit and alec is like “i love u no matter how u style ur hair and stuff, and like, ur usual look is so fuckin cute and handsome, but also I Love This.”) but like he’s like (casually summons small ball of light to read book at night) (casually makes alec little protective charms–side note alec def makes him some of these too, but he asks magnus’s old mentor, ragnor, and two of his friends that can do magic, catarina and dot, to enchant it, since he can’t himself, and having magic woven by people who care about him will make it stronger. oh mhyhogfd) and just like. magic used to be something he mostly kept to himself (this def has something to do with his parents–his mom, who he thinks killed herself because of his eyes/magic, his birth dad who’s a powerful sorcerer–level 9, actually, and they think magnus is level 8 for a long time–who was an abusive fuckstick) and then he started doing youtube and it was a kinda show, a gift, something to share, but still not really something he just used openly in front of people he cared about (other than his close friends, since most of them do magic too anyway) but with alec it’s so easy to do that casually?? it’s so easy to just feel comfortable and safe????? yes

anyway they do eventually “come out” as boyfriends, maybe something short and sweet like just. a tweet of magnus sleeping curled up on alec’s chest and he’s like “god i love my boyfriend

they were already not subtle but now that they’re not hiding it they’re so fucking blatantly in love tbh. they do one of those boyfriend tag videos and it’s fucking adorable, at high request they do some couples games kind of videos, like the newlywed game and fuck marry kill (mostly on alec’s channel but magnus has a few, too) and it’s just HIGH QUALITY FUCKING CONTENT

also originally i was just thinking something along the lines of “in canon verse, twi alec is instagram famous/famous on social media and he gets cute tarot boyfriend and is like look at my cute boyfriend and then magnus’s small insta account mostly for his business gets a fuck ton of new followers and alec’s gets a considerable amount too” and now i’m imagining everyone from their respective audiences first thirst-following the other, then actually getting invested

but really tho they’re the internet’s hottest couple for a while it’s great

for some reason i’m picturing them doing a live tour now, with like, accessible tickets and magnus does magic live on stage and idek what else they’d do tbh but it’d be fun as fuck

anyway this au got away from me

me: i dont have any real coherent ideas

also me: [vomits a 2,500+ word ESSAY]

#malec #magnus bane #alec lightwood #shadowhunters #twi #twi malec #trans magnus #long post #youtube au

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📖, 🅱, 🔮, and I don't have the emoji for Abe but ABE!!

📖 - The Author

Unironically used the name Arthur as his pseudonym, but constantly changed up the last name.

Each different pseudonym had a different writing style and a different genre, although the Author always stuck with horror, drama, mystery, suspense, crime, with some romance and paranormal sprinkled in.

His cabin still exists, but it’s hard to get to- the monsters he made to protect it still linger, and they’re quite protective of their old master’s property.

The Author tried to use his powers on himself to change his own story, and it backfired due to his stubborn nature. He couldn’t submit to his own writing and fought it, which ended up causing him severe migraines and visions. This was the beginning in his transformation into the Host.

The Author played a lot of sports, which is where he picked up most of his characters. His specialty was baseball, and he always played first base and was the best batter on his teams.

The Author drove a motorcycle but also owned a big old truck for transporting props and characters.

🔮 - Celine

Her and Damien are twins, but she’s older by 13 minutes.

Her interest in the future began when she found stumbled across a book in Markiplier Mansion on the topic, hidden behind a false wall in the library, along with tarot cards, candles, a crystal ball, and some other supplies. She took all of these items with her and would never part with them.

Damien was aware of her interest for a while but didn’t see the harm in it, even if he himself thought it was nonsense. His dismissal of her abilities always enraged her and it caused a rift between them that was never healed.

Celine really did love Mark- for a while. Unfortunately, Celine began to see herself more as Mark’s servant and even mother with the constant chores she did for him. Cooking, cleaning, following him around, acting like a nice prize on his arm- it made her feel sick.

Celine began to sleep with William in an effort to make Mark jealous. She was quite surprised when she realized she’d been falling for William, and was not surprised when William professed his love to her.

Celine played the harp.

🕵 - Abe

Abe was an old friend of Mark’s. He was initially hired to look into Mark’s old staff, as Mark was sure one of his cleaning crew was stealing from him.

Abe can not hold his liquor. As much as he brags about it, he’s typically the first to get drunk, and the first to insist he can drive home just fine.

Abe vaped before it was cool, but used it as a means to cut his smoking habit, as he began to have problems with his lungs that interfered with the more strenuous parts of his job.

Messy office, messy car, messy apartment- Abe lives in perpetual clutter, and loses a lot of stuff, no matter how many filing cabinets and folders he buys. He does keep everything dust free though.

Considering his line of work, Abe is rather known by the local police department and is good friends with a lot of officers. He’s always invited to the department holiday parties. A lot of the retired officers became his partners or filed paperwork for his agency.

The constant loss of his partners had Abe convinced he was cursed by a former client who didn’t get the closure they wanted. He never found out if this was actually true or not.

🅱 - Harold B. Darrensworth

I don’t have a lot for Harold so here’s something I wrote I’ll never finish.

“This is an illegal meeting!”

Harold Benis Darrensworth stands at the head of the meeting table, fists clenched and face twisted into his signature lopsided sneer, as the room of egos before him erupts into chaos.

Bim, who had unfortunately been presenting at the time, is backed against the TV, clutching his chest like he’s just had a heart attack. Considering the explosive and loud entrance by the newest ego, he may very well have.

Wilford, in Bim’s seat, jumps to his feet and impulsively pulls his gun, aiming it straight for Harold’s heart. Instead of having its typical reaction, this further angers the lawful ego, who launches into a massive triad about gun safety, gun laws, harassment, and how rude Wilford is being for daring to point a gun at the Harold B. Darrensworth. His colorful but PG insults to describe Wilford only seem to amuse the pink madman, who at least withdraws his gun and begins to laugh. Harold’s face turns a very intense shade of red, indignantly pushing up his glasses and puffing out his chest, inhale some fresh air to re-energize his speech. Wilford laughs harder.

The Silver Shepherd ducks under the table, going so far as to crawl to the center of it and wrap his cape around himself, hiding his face in his comically oversized gloves. If Wilford’s gun goes off, he does not want to potentially become a target by simply existing within Wilford’s scope of vision. A moment later he squeaks when Bim joins him, apparently having thought the same thing and the two huddle in mutual terror at the slurred screaming coming from the other end of the table.

Dr. Iplier incredulously looks out the glass wall and down the hall, as if trying to ascertain where Harold had suddenly appeared from. When that proves fruitless he checks under the table on the other two egos, who crawl closer to him and huddle against his legs. It’s only slightly annoying, which is why Iplier lets them stay. Otherwise, he watches Wilford and Harold go off at each other, mentally preparing to save their newest member should Wilford’s finger slip, intentionally or not. Or should he even make an attempt? It wasn’t like Iplier was the most ethical doctor. Maybe it would be better if Wilford just did away with this one immediately, so far he’d only brought more crazy to the table. Literally.

Ed Edgar tilts his head to the side, curious, and asks Harold if he’d like a son. That at least turns Harold’s attention from Wilford, hunched over and laughing hysterically at Harold’s expense, but it does not end the shouting. If anything Harold becomes more indignant, starting to quote ‘facts’ from the ‘law books’ he’s read. Most of it is actually true, considering Ed’s less than legal business.

Google has, in his surprise, frozen up and is glitching, a small screen projected in front of him with an error message. Across from him the Host, calm in the eye of the storm, continues to narrate into the future, words drowned out by Wilford’s

#markiplier #the author #author #the host #host #celine #wkm #who killed markiplier #wkm celine #wkm abe #detective abe #abe #harold #harold b darrensworth #headcanons #writing #my writing #unfinished #Anonymous

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oliver-ashcroft-documents · 2 years

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rules

‘first you should know the rules. they’re under this section here.’

This is the curator Jay Firefly speaking. :)

This RPC blog is literate and highly selective. The replies will be between a paragraph to multiple paragraphs in third person limited, with occasional shorter responses as starters or crack. I’m currently using Tumblr’s usual font size with dialogue in italics, but I’m flexible to a brief change if requested for accessibility. I’m mostly on mobile, while active on computer for brief periods. I am open to mutuals DMing me on here as it is hub blog, but only if you are 18 or over. That goes for the rest of the blog-- only 18 years and older may follow and interact.

Mutuals only for replies. I am fine with asks from non-mutuals, but they will be monitored and closed at my discretion. I have a tight leash for who I follow, mostly so I can stay organized and give everyone a chance for good responses. As for personal blog interaction, that will be on a case-by-case basis. Use common sense and courtesy please. Asks are open for now. As for boundaries on threads, writings, and ask responses, do not like, comment, or reblog them if you are not an RPC/RPC Hub blog. It is typical that RPC blogs do no interact with personal blogs, so please be aware.

This has loose canon, with a few other verses that may interact in place of each other. Oliver is an OC from the Mark Cinematic Universe, taking the place of District Attorney/Captain (Y/N, essentially). While I follow a majority of MarkCU’s established canon, there may be deviance in the characters’ backstories and how they interact with Oliver and his own backstory. I’m open to DM questions about Oliver, along with anything else involving plot or similar topics.

I’m find with all types of blocks. This is not everyone’s cup of tea, as Oliver may put it. Take your experience into your hands! It’s all up to you. :) As for interacting with doubles of MarkCU blogs (ex: two Darks, two Actors, etc.), different Olivers/Oxen may have occasional adverse reactions, as it is in the characters’ natures. That may change as we go along, as we talk more (this can also be plot dependent, if you so choose). As the curator (Jay ^^), I don’t mind doubles. This also applies to Markiplier’s other Egos. As for MarkCU OCs and other YTer’s Egos, I’m open to discussing plot in DM, but I will not usually actively seek those out. Non-MarkCU OCs are a hard sell for me, and I’m currently not ready to entertain the idea. That may change in the future. If I follow you, I want to write with you here and at my side blogs @fractured-programming and @lifebecomesartrefracted! :)

Topics that may be discussed are as follows: death, murder, suicide, war, PTSD, depression, graphic violence, isolation, consent issues, tropes from sci-fi/horror/action genres, dissociation and derealization, substance abuse, references to sex and nudity. I tag for #flashing and accessibility, as a starting point. I am always all-ears for tagging specific triggers, just DM me about it and I’ll sort it out. For explicit interactions, I only do that with 18+ mutuals on Discord or in Tumblr DMs. I will not be giving out my Discord publicly, so DM me here if you wish to discuss those kinds of interactions.

For shipping, I’m ok with most anything! If there’s some chemistry, I don’t see why not having some one-off interactions. Just let me know via DMs if you want to go more in-depth with these interactions so that Oliver/Oxen can be more in character for his responses. :)

I absolutely, and I can’t stress it enough, do not tolerate godmodding (ex: autododging, autohitting, controlling Oliver in anyway without prior discussion, etc.). It is one of the few things I will hard block you for with no warning. Talk to me, I’m open to any plot discussion, but don’t try to take control without any warning. Hold me accountable as well, as I don’t want to set that sort of precedent. Discussed physical interaction is totally fine otherwise. The poor guy needs the affection/kick in the ass, y’know? OOC/Curator posts will be labeled as well, so it doesn’t murky the waters.

Tag drama, period. I will not follow you if there is a majority of personal posts, drama, what-have-you on your blog. Push me to interact with drama and I will block you as well. I am not going to be pushed around like that. I’m new to RPC, but I’ve been roleplaying for a very long time and I don’t tolerate negative/toxic behavior. I’m trying something new for fun, not to have an added stressor. Act responsibly is all I ask. Thank you in advance.

The rules will be edited as I go. I have mentioned that I’m new to this, so please bear with me. :) My name is Jay Firefly! I’m 19, and I go by she/her pronouns. I’ve been roleplaying for about 8 or so years, and I’m still new to how Tumblr operates (I have blogs, but I never really used them like this before heh). I’m full-time with other engagements, though I like making time to spend doing things like this! I’m currently enraptured in the Markiplier and Jacksepticeye fandoms again, but I also like Watcher. If you want to see random reblogs and occasional thoughts/memes from me, check out fireflies-are-kewl! I also have side blogs for Google, @fractured-programming, and Host/Author, @lifebecomesartrefracted, interactions!

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titheinironside · 7 years

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Titheinironside lives and dies with Net Neutrality.

So, by the title, it's probably pretty clear I'm American. I've thought about making one of these for a while, so here goes.

In two days, Net Neutrality either lives or dies. In two days, I either keep my connection with all of you, or I disappear into the void like so many others will be forced to. There's been so much support, so much outcry, even Congress is involved now. But that may not be enough, and I'm preparing accordingly. There are a lot of you that follow me and I can't tell you how much that means, but the following messages go out to a specific few of you.

@alilaro Hun, I've followed you for almost a year, and what a year it's been. In you and your blog I found one of the most diverse representations of my favorite fandom, and it was a balm to my battered soul. Keep on going, even when your head tells you otherwise. You've got people on your side, and you are very much loved, fandom-and-other wise. You'll never know the endless appreciation I have for you.

@kyilliki Dear god, the asks you've put up with from me. You kept the discourse clean and the conversation interesting, and that's more than I expected when I came back. Your ideas got me writing again, even if what I wrote was so different from canon it may as well have been it's own work. I appreciate you and the effort you've put in immensely, and I'm forever awed that a giant like you is so accessible and open. Thank you.

@volturisecretary My Markiplier mutual. Damn, I wish I'd geeked out a bit more when messaging you. Like Kyilliki, you fascinated me endlessly with your interpretations of our favorites. Seeing your notification on my phone, I always knew I'd enjoy reading whatever you posted. Thank you for getting it when I go nuts over a new Markiplier thing, your patience is so greatly appreciated. You've got my vote, even when I get cut off.

@mcschnuggles I don't know where to begin. I found you through Hamilton, and even after you were well and truly done, I couldn't go away. Your writing was and is enjoyed thoroughly. Keep writing what makes you happy, fingers crossed in the future you never get worn out of another fandom. Thank you.

I only personally interact with a handful of blogs, as shown above. These are the blogs that have made me feel welcome, and by god I'll miss all of you if this stupid law passes. This is me preparing in advance, and I'm doing what I can to keep Net Neutrality alive. I refuse to go AWOL with a proper goodbye, and not go AWOL at all if I can help it.

We have two days to save Net Neutrality, and I'm not stopping until the vote is over and done with. To my American followers, this is a final battle cry.

I WILL NOT GO DOWN WITH THE FCC'S SINKING SHIP.

#my shit

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snarkyowl · 7 years

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We Five Brothers [2] YELLOW

Yellow Oliver

Google Yellow knew from day one he was going to be different from his brothers. Once they had departed from Bing, and he had been the only one to glance back at the other android, he knew. He wasn’t like the other three, but he knew that it was alright for him to be different.

The other egos took to him immediately, and he reveled in that attention. They explained to him that the fans had given him a human name, and he was more than excited to use it. Oliver was a lovely name, and he wished he could thank Mark and the fans for giving it to him.

He’s poking around the lab, learning all kinds of new things about this wonderful space he’ll now share with his siblings. He gives a sad smile at that, glancing up from his investigating to seek out the other three. They’re all very different from him indeed, and while he knows they probably think of themselves all as one family, they don’t admit it aloud. He sees Green rummaging through spare parts with fascination in his eyes, and smiles fondly. Green has shown more curiosity than Red and Blue, and Oliver’s glad he shares that with his brother. Another glance finds Red, settled on a table beeping softly to himself. Oliver’s amused chirping goes ignored, and he’s glad for that. He finds Blue, settled quietly by the door and watching them all like a hawk. Oliver snorts softly, but ducks his head and looks distracted when the sound draws Blue’s eyes to him.

He loves his big brother, but he sure is scary. That’s okay, Oliver supposes they’re all a little scary. Glowing chests and eyes, and the other three always look irritated when they aren’t expressing another emotion. Oliver loves them, but they need to work on their facial expressions.

Giggling softly to himself, he pulls out an odd device and begins fidgeting with it as Red plods over to help him.

Oliver took quickly to life with the other egos. He was friends with everyone by the end of his first week there, and by the second week he had acquainted himself with the Septicegos. He found his excitement to be social and his tendency to be kind won favor among the others, and he was quickly surpassing Blue and the others for popularity.

He didn’t mean to do that, he didn’t really even want to do that. His goal was to make friends, not outdo his brothers! Still, having friends was exciting.

Bim and the Jims were some of the most fun to hang out with, along with Wilford. They were all loud and exuberant, and they made Oliver laugh until he was making odd shrill sounds as his systems attempted to cool him down and regulate his breathing again.

They got used to the sounds he made quickly, and Oliver’s endlessly glad. The worried and confused looks whenever he beeped, chirped, whirred, or clicked were getting a bit tiresome.

He learns a lot about emotions from those four, and they learn about anything they want from him in turn.

Oliver’s next close friend is Chase Brody, a kindhearted yet misunderstood Septiceye. He smiles and talks a lot, uses “dude” and “bro” excessively. He reminds Oliver of Bing, and that’s the day Oliver starts to wonder how Bing is doing. What Bing is doing.

Chase and Oliver talk a lot over the phone, and Oliver learns a lot about Chase. Learns of depression, insomnia, anxiety, and a long list of problems. He also learns of Chase’s seemingly unending care and love for the other Septicegos, his concerns for Anti who’s apparently been acting up lately. He learns of Chase’s two children Margaret and Miles, who Chase always gets sad when talking about.

Oliver wonders why, but he learns about that too when he learns about Stacy. Oliver decides that frankly, no matter how much Chase insists the whole divorce was really his fault, he doesn’t like Stacy.

Oliver brings Bing home after the android lives on Chase’s couch for too long. Oliver insists he belongs with the other Markiplier egos, with his family. Bing is nervous, and Oliver hates that he had a part in doing that.

Oliver doesn’t miss the way Bing flinches at every harsh word Blue gives, and to repair the damage his brother does he provides support and comfort. He tries desperately to be a support beam for Bing because he’s afraid of losing him. He likes Bing, he doesn’t want him to go away.

Bing is kind to Oliver, and in return Oliver is kind back. The two click well, bonding over mutual likes and gushing to each other about the others they don’t connect on anyways.

They spend many nights together watching movies and laughing over dumb jokes, much to Blue’s chagrin. Oliver spends a lot of time trying to figure out what his big brother has against Bing, but he can never find the reason.

He considers confronting Blue, and finally, he does.

Blue’s eyes turn cold, his scowl intensifies, and his tone is harsh as he tells Oliver to quit wasting time on such idiotic things. Oliver doesn’t miss how… Shaken? Blue looks as he leaves. Maybe there’s more to it all than he thinks.

Even so, Oliver is never not busy. Between spending time with the Septicegos and Bing, he also spends time in the studio helping with music and recording. The rest of his time is spent charging or doing menial tasks until the day ends.

It sounds dull, tedious almost, but Oliver loves his life and his friends.

Oliver’s first accident is completely ridiculous.

He’s working on the lights in the studio when one of them manages to shock him, and he ends up hanging by a foot caught in a wire.

Bim finds him and goes into an absolute tizzy over it, and Oliver just assures him all he wants is to be taken down.

In the end, it takes all too long to get him down. Bim’s too panic stricken to do it, the Jims too argumentative and clumsy. Wilford isn’t going to be trusted at all because knowing him he’ll cut the wire and send Oliver plummeting down.

Blue appears, and behind him trails Darkiplier. Everyone goes into a scared, hushed silence as the Dark ego regards Oliver carefully.

Beside Dark, Blue chirps and beeps for a while. Oliver realizes with a quiet intake of breath that his brother is attempting to comfort him. He gives a few returning sounds, and Blue gives him a tiny reassuring smile.

As Dark makes use of his smoky tendrils to get Oliver down, Oliver realizes there’s a lot more to Blue than everyone has thought.

Oliver thanks Dark for getting him down and watches the monochrome man disappear in a cloud of smoke before he goes to his brother. Blue runs a scan over him before suggesting they get Oliver to the lab to charge.

Oliver holds onto his brother’s arm and chats about his day leading up to the accident cheerily, and he grins even wider when Blue listens to every word he says.

Oliver is reprimanded a lot by Blue for caring too much, and one day he retorts that Blue does too, just not in the same way. Blue was infuriated, but Oliver knew he was right and Blue knew that. So when Blue whirred loudly in agitation and turned to leave, Oliver said calmly that, “it’s okay to love people, Blue.”

Blue’s glare was so furious, so passionately upset, Oliver worried he might whip around and punch him.

Instead, Blue turned and spoke very simply, and very coldly.

“To love someone would open myself up to vulnerability, and being vulnerably is something I cannot afford, Oliver.”

After that, Blue had left. He left, and left Oliver wondering what had happened to Blue to make him think like that. Who had hurt his big brother so badly? Or scared him so badly that made him feel loving was going to get him hurt in the end. Oliver was… Mad. Who had made his brother believe love wasn’t worth it?

Oliver spent a lot of time with Blue, but he tried to spend just as much time with Red and Green. While he wasn’t too fond of Red’s tendency to gossip about the others, he had to admit the information was helpful from time to time. Especially the time Red mentioned that Wilford had apparently brought someone home the other day, and no one had heard from Dark since he’d had the misfortune to step in on Wilford and his guest on the couch together.

Oliver had never seen an upset Dark, so he didn’t know what to expect as he stepped into the demon’s office. He felt immediately cold, and the hurt anger in the room was strong enough to make Oliver take a moment to settle himself. He wasn’t angry with anyone, that was Dark’s emotion.

He spent a long time letting Dark talk, get everything off his chest. Dark kept some things quiet, Oliver knew, but that was okay. Oliver had learned that Dark was much more open with Blue, but he was certainly glad the demon wasn’t opposed to opening up to him as well.

Dark admitted to loving Wilford, and when Oliver gently asked why he didn’t say anything Dark mentioned he didn’t want to put Wilford on a leash.

“He’s a very free spirit, Oliver,” Dark stated tiredly, leaning back in his chair with a weary sigh, “and I’m afraid he’s a spirit that won’t want to tie himself down with a demon with anger issues.”

Dark’s smile had been bitter, Oliver remembered, and it had made his core ache. There was more to his, he knew. Blue had mentioned to them in passing that Dark was weaker than he would admit to, and Oliver wondered if this is what scared Blue about loving someone. That brought up the question of did Blue romantically love someone?

Spending time with Green usually consisted of curling up on the couch and spending the day playing video games, and Oliver wasn’t usually opposed. Relaxing was something the Googles rarely did, so those days were always blessings.

Green didn’t talk much, and he didn’t… Do much. He was a very behind the scenes sort, never expressing too much yet never too little either. He was similar to Blue on the emotional aspect in some ways, but when it came to work ethic the two were very dissimilar. Blue drove himself into the floor, Green worked a little and relaxed a lot.

Oliver loved his green-clad sibling, if only because he was kinder to Oliver than Blue or Red. He let Oliver rest against him, complain to him, ask him for advice. He never chastised Oliver despite his own lack of understanding for the use of friendship. Oliver was proud to say that like Red had done, Green did eventually overcome that and made some friends.

They day Anti came was a blur for Oliver, and all he could remember was a distorted voice cackling in his head as his body did everything he told it not to do.

He remembers Bing, exhausted and sickly looking, being escorted to his room by Blue himself. Oliver knew he’d been happy for Bing at the time because after all he’d done he deserved that gentle care, and Blue was so gentle.

Oliver helped the others clean up the mess they had caused, help patch up the injuries they inflicted. Oliver apologized profusely, but everyone insisted very firmly he had done no wrong.

He felt a lot better as he drifted off to sleep that night.

Red was the one to suggest Bing sleep with the Googles in the lab, and Oliver was ashamed he hadn’t mentioned it sooner. He was one of Bing’s best bros, he should have. Despite beating himself up over not suggesting it first, Oliver supported the idea with enthusiasm. No one had objected, and soon their B clad sibling was settled into the lap with them.

They all knew Bing feared they would leave him in the dust once more, but they all decided the morning they spent curled under blankets together in the lab they’d never let him be alone like that again. They were a family, and family meant no one was left behind.

Oliver loved his family more than life itself, and he could only hope life would get better from there.

He pitched the idea of names because he felt it would make them all feel like a proper family. Everyone agreed, but most decided to stay with the “name” they already had. Oliver used the names most, and no one minded.

Well, Blue seemed to a little bit but that was okay he was a spoilsport anyways.

#googleplier #bingiplier #darkiplier #google oliver #snarky writes

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the-markiblog · 7 years

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Alright children, here’s what’s up

*cough* In my opinion....

Okay so, the house is indeed cursed somehow. If you die in the house, your spirit is trapped there forever. "Darkiplier" is one of the spirits trapped in the house. Some time ago, the Colonel purchased the manor and invited his dearest friends, Mark and Damian, to join him living in this glorious mansion. Time passed quietly. The Colonel would go on safari, Mark became an actor, and Damian became the mayor.

Eventually, Mark met Celine. The two of them fell in love and got married. When they did, Celine moved into the manor as well, despite finding the house a little off-putting. The four lived together in relative peace.

But things were happening behind Mark's back. Celine was intrigued by the Colonel's eccentricities and found his safari hunts exciting. While he wasn't marriage material, she couldn't help but be attracted to him. The feeling was mutual. So, with Mark funding the next safari, Celine joined Colonel on an adventure. There was an affair. The tabloids reported on it. Celine and Colonel swore to Mark that it was just tabloid propaganda and it wasn't true, but Mark thought otherwise. Especially when that same safari was a bust, the only time one of the Colonel's safaris hadn't produced a profit. Mark thought, maybe there was no profit because there wasn't actually a safari.

So now, with his marriage strained from a supposed affair and his friendship with the Colonel strained because of that, plus financial problems, things kinda blew up. The Colonel moved out.... and so did Celine (hence why she showed up to the house later, she wasn't living there).

Time passed, but Mark never forgot the betrayals. And, unbeknownst to him, the house... or something in that house... was whispering to him, fueling the rage. Years passed and it was time for Mark to get his revenge. So he staged a party to celebrate life and friendship. He used it as a way to lure the Colonel back to the manor where he could kill him. He invited friends, even a detective and a district attorney, to serve as "proof" he wasn't a killer. Why would he invite the authorities to a murder?

The party goes on without a hitch. Everyone drinks their asses off and has a great time. Except for Mark, of course, who can't touch alcohol. It'll kill him. So, with everyone passing out or close to, Mark makes his move. He confronts the Colonel while he's intoxicated, thinking it'll be an easy kill. But Mark is just an actor... the Colonel is a war veteran and a safari enthusiast and a hunter.

The detective said Mark had been stabbed 37 times, poisoned, beaten, strangled, drowned, and shot before being thrown off the stairway balcony. This can be explained by the fight that would've ensued between Mark and the Colonel. Stabbed, a given. Poisoned? The Colonel likely threw alcohol in his face or even tried to kill him by forcing him to drink it. Beaten and strangled, obvious reasons. Drowned? Perhaps shoved his head down in a toilet or into a pool. And then shot finally at the end because that's just what the Colonel does. The Colonel obviously didn't want to get caught so at an appropriate time the next day, he shoved Mark's body off the balcony to a neutral location to be discovered.

Now, going through the investigation again, I learned the following things...

Damian, Mark, and the Colonel have been friends since childhood.

They're all the same age.

They met "us" in college.

The local media thought the "Mayor is a Demon in Disguise"

George the groundskeeper has worked there since before this group owned it.

George knows there's evil in that house because many murders have happened in it.

George also knew exactly what to look for when that evil would strike, implying he's seen it before.

So to explain the grand finale and what the hell happened there. "Darkiplier," after whispering to Mark for years to get revenge, has been left unsated because the Colonel overpowered Mark and killed him. This is why Mark says, "It's not fair, is it?" He was just a pawn of the greater power in the house and was now trapped there as well, all for nothing, as he never got his revenge. But remember, the tabloids believed it was the Mayor who was the demon. Damian, who seemed kind, caring, even a bit shy and quiet, who had only the best of intentions for the city in mind... was considered to be a demon? Why? Because it isn't the house that's evil, as Celine always believed. It's Damian. The sweet outside was the cover for the vengeful spirit, trapped in the house, who had decided to take control of the weakest link. After all, Mark was an actor, a bold personality, strong in character, with grand goals for his life. He didn't need a demon's help (not until later). The Colonel was far too eccentric to be twisted or coerced, another strong personality to contend with.

Damian was the quiet one with simple dreams of gaining a political station where he could help others. The demon had no problem possessing this one. This is why "Damian" says that the Colonel is "out there with my body." The Colonel was the one getting rid of the bodies. He was burying them. That's why he was missing often from most scenes. That's why the wine cellar was a "den of evil." The bodies are buried beneath the stones (represented by a broken bottle of red wine and a mourning Tyler).

So in short, Damian had been possessed by Darkiplier long ago, possibly not long after moving into the manor. Dark likely helped Damian gain his political status. Demons aren't sated by just possession, though. It's deals that feed them. Which is why he struck a deal with Mark. "You kill the Colonel, exact your revenge, and I shall help you. Then, you can frame Damian for it because he knew of the affair all along. It'll be just you and Celine again. You can have her for your own like you once did."

With that ruined, Dark had no choice but to use Celine's powers as a seer to get to a new body. Damian was killed while Dark was still inside him, leaving him trapped once again in the house. He needed a new host. So with Celine paving the way with promises and trust, it was easy for Dark to gain access... willingly... to us.

And now Dark is free again. Free not only from Damian, Mark, and the Colonel, but from the house as well.

And who knows where he's going next.

BONUS:

It seems that the "Mayor at Manor" list of dates also involves Dark and Warf, but mostly Dark.

2/14 - ADWM - cameos of Warf and Dark within

2/15 - Charity stream - Mark talked at length about both characters

2/21 - ???

3/5 - Charity stream - Darkiplier shirts now on sale

3/13 - trapped in Boston, Mark goes crazy and "dies" in the snow

4/20 - Random stream - 1.5 hours of MARKIPLIER'S PUNISHMENT CLOSET (where Mark is talking softly thru it all)

5/21 - Prey video - named "Already Infected"

also 5/21 - Kindergarten video - named "My wife killed me"

7/1 - Joy of Creation Story Mode Part 1 - the opening of which is about returning home after years away (the colonel?)

7/2 - ???

7/3 - ???

#markiplier #darkiplier #warfstache #who killed markiplier #darkidoom #markimoo #wilfwarf

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jimmydeanway-blog · 7 years

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How Do You Run Your Blog(s)?

HOW DO YOU RUN YOUR BLOG?

Speed: I have it, generally. Not only do I type fast (and tumblr cooperates), I like to stay on top of my drafts as best I can. I’m not really into saying “the muse isn’t feeling it” because 9/10 they are and besides their bedroom habits to boot. It just depends on who is more needy than others and how sizzling my plots are.

Replies: Yes. I do them, mostly consistently. 8/10 for that. I try to make sure I tag the muse and the blog title and I do try to tag within the blog if I cut posts (I like to cut posts beyond the third reply generally speaking to keep my dash “clean” as the kids say). Sometimes the tagging system works, sometimes it doesn’t. What really sucks is that sometimes I miss stuff because two of my muses are sideblogs so I’m not mutuals with everyone but mostly I catch stuff.

Starters: I don’t update my open starters pages as much as I should (read: I’ve stopped trying to be organized quite honestly because nobody was even asking about older starters) but mostly the open starters go out into the tags and then I hope that people like them enough to respond. I don’t mind doing a personalized open starter as long as I can read the other blog’s rules, see the muse is over 18 and I want to play with them (read: if your muse looks younger and more twinkier than Logan Lerman or is more fem than Jake Bass, I’m not rping with you. It’s in my rules. Just stop.)

Inbox: I’m always afraid I’m getting yelled at for something, but that hasn’t happened in a very long time. Generally, my inbox is super quiet, even when I ask people to do memes and things. Sometimes those inbox things have been great starters. Sometimes not. Sometimes it’s just more smutty fun (the whipped creme on the smut sundae, if you will).

Selectivity: I try not to be, it depends on who replies when. As far as being “selective” goes, it’s going to be about if my muse wants to play with your muse or if you’re just like pick a muse and then the muse I pick is one you don’t “play that often”. Like, no. If you don’t play them, delete the faceclaim and maybe don’t have more than ten fcs on your muse blog if you really only use one or two. I know it’s judgey but I can barely keep control of three with any consistent narrative quality. I know nobody’s really *that* good.

Selectivity Pt. 2: I’m aware that Jimmy, Dave, and Puck all have muses they like to reply to more often that could be characterized as head over heels. But that doesn’t mean they don’t want to play with you! You put in what you get out, yo.

Wishlist item: For people to respond to my open starters or to engage more with me so my dash moves at least a little during the slow times. I’d like to see some more unique fcs and such. But that doesn’t mean younger. I’m sorry, I don’t think 18 year old smol cinnamon rolls are sexy. Why is it so hard to find middle aged or older actors that are super sexy like Bradley Cooper? I’ve seen one really good rper go way out there and use Markiplier even. That’s wicked amazing! Have all those rpers gone over to Discord already and I just cannot seem to take the hint about Discord?

Honest note: Tumblr functionality was always this bad. Still the best rping website I’ve found. What frustrates me is when people just drop threads out of nowhere, don’t check on them, don’t update their blogs for two weeks at a time after responding to my thread with them twice. Like Jesus H. Christ, are you leading me on? Put your goddamn blog on hiatus. (I know things happen but this happens way more than it should. It should be the outlier, not the norm.)

Tagged by: @fvckthegods ?

Tagging: Whoever man. Follow your bliss.

#munday meme

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basilstorm · 7 years

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11 Questions Tag /Rules/ 1. Always post the rules 2. Answer the questions given to you by the person who tagged you 3. Write 11 questions of your own  4. Tag 11 people I was tagged by @super-writer-gal go check them out!  /Questions/ 1) What is your favorite movie, and why? My favorite movie is the Battle of the Five Armies. The Hobbit was one of my biggest fandoms and even though the movie absolutely destroyed my emotions it was still really good. 2) Where do you go when you need to relax? I go to my room. I share it with my sister but most times she's not using it so I lay in my bed. 3) What do you like to do in your free time? I read fanfiction, listen to music, and write things in my head mostly. 4) Do you prefer indoors or outdoors? Why? I prefer indoors. Outdoors is nice but I really hate bugs so I'm often too paranoid to pay attention to the good stuff. 5) If you could meet anybody in the world, who would you want to meet? From the view of famous people, probably Rebecca Sugar or one of the voice actors from Steven Universe. I'd love to meet Markiplier. Of course, I'd also love to meet some of my mutuals! 6) Are you someone who wakes up early or goes to bed late? I go to bed super late. Like, 2-4 AM. When I have no restrictions I sleep until like noon. 7) If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Why? Probably shapeshifting. I feel like it would allow for a lot of the other powers to come true. That, and I really love animals. 8) What is your favorite food? I don't really have a favorite. I'm fond of egg noodles I guess. 9) What is the last thing you texted somebody? It's pretty boring. I just told my brother that I would meet him outside. 10) What's your opinion on bugs? Evil spawn of Satan 11) What type of music do you like listening to? I don't have a set type. I don't like rap or country but other than that I have a ton of different types! Recently I've been listening to a lot of play soundtracks /My questions!/ - Do you have any pets? - What's your favorite kind of ice cream or other dessert? - What do you drink with your breakfast? - What's your favorite school subject? - Do you procrastinate or get things done on time? - What is your favorite TV show and why? - What is your favorite YouTube channel? - What languages do you know? - What would you do if you won the lottery? - If you're a fandom blog, what fandom was your first on Tumblr? If not, what led you to get a Tumblr? - Opinion of pineapple on pizza? Tagging @literalfandomgarbage @wheretheprettythingslive @justapearltm @coulson-is-an-avenger @cherrydrama @ragesyndrome @chaosartist @official-morrissey @fandomsandmystuff @le-voidsyvoid @nyghtfyre And anyone else who wants to do it!

#I'm doing this on mobile #so the formatting might be messed up

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dragontamer05 · 7 years

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Tagged by: @kaibagirl007 (Thank you :D)

IN GENERAL:

REAL NAME: Kaity NICKNAMES: Kes,Tigger (at least when I was a kid), ladyfox and dragon (on the internet) SEXUALITY: Honestly i don’t even know anymore. Gonna mean towards straight though. PREFERRED PRONOUNS: She/her ARE YOU A MORNING PERSON?: Eh depends I guess WHEN SWIMMING, DO YOU PREFER TO DO IT IN THE OCEAN, OR IN A LAKE?: Lake I guess as I ‘ve never swam in the ocean.

ON TUMBLR:

ANYONE YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET IN REAL LIFE?: OMG Yes. @mpuzzlegirl !!(I really hope we get to meet and hang out one day) And really any of my other mutuals. @aquaburst07 @kisara-albino @kaibagirl007 But really it would be great to meet any of yah.

ANYONE YOU HAVE MET IN REAL LIFE?: Nope. Outside of tumblr I've met Tom Felton and also the wonderful author of one of my fav books Peter S. Beagle. WHEN DID YOU FIRST JOIN? HOW OLD IS YOUR CURRENT ACCOUNT?: I don’t remember. Think i was still in high school so 4 years ago idk ANY PEEVES?: Fandom drama- I’ve managed to avoid it but I’ve seen it from a distance and read about it.Just all the anon hate that goes around. UNPOPULAR OPINION: idk

FEELINGS:

DO YOU EASILY GET JEALOUS?: Not really DO YOU EASILY GET ANGRY?: Eh depends. Not generally ARE YOU EASY TO CHEER UP?: Kinda. Might depend on what’s got me in the need for cheering up. ARE YOU GOOD AT HIDING YOUR EMOTIONS?: I guess so WHAT’S THE VERY BEST WAY TO CHEER YOU UP?: Eh idk sorta. Show me pictures of cute animals, Markiplier videos, just talking sometimes idk

RELATIONSHIPS:

ARE YOU CURRENTLY IN A RELATIONSHIP?: Single af DO YOU CURRENTLY HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE?: No IF YES, MIGHT THAT SOMEONE BE READING THIS?: n/a DO YOU KISS ON THE FIRST DATE?: I mean if both want to and are okay with it fine. Me personally no I doubt I would. DO YOU PREFER GOING OUT, OR STAYING HOME, WHEN IT COMES TO DATES?: Idk, never been on a date. Probably wouldn’t matter so long as we’re both happy and enjoying ourselves (I’d happily sit and marathon movies/a t.v. show for a date)

THINGS:

FAVORITE DRINK: Smoothies also Pop FAVORITE FOOD: Ooh that’s a hard one. Pizza or Pasta. (Also fucking love Seafood- lobster, shrimp, crab, fish…Yes I know I have expensive taste) MOST CALMING PLACE?:Just walking around outside enjoying nature. Or my bedroom. (Bonus: Manitoulin Island.) MOST STRESSFUL PLACE?: *shrugs* MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?: Hrmm I don’t know. Possibly this big ol stuffed teddy I have that I got when I was little at Christmas or this Special Beanie Baby I have- A Dalmatian named Rescue that was dedicated to the Firefighters in 9/11. There are a lot of things dear to my heart Idk what my most prized item is.

Tagging: Those currently tagged, @aurorachan @tastes-like-ciel @lonely-occultist And well anyone else who wants to do it.

#ooc #dragon talks #about mun #i am a boring person

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cyphyra · 8 years

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OK I’m just gonna come out n say it bc I came back in a semi-good mood and immediately saw a post that tanked my mood again, and if this somehow causes me to lose followers/mutuals, then what-fucking-ever. Unless no one reads this in which case it doesn’t matter either way.

First off, Youtubers like JonTron ain’t shit. not anymore at least. I used to like him as a person, but now the only thing I still like about him is Jaques. He’s a total asshole and I’m almost 100% positive that it was less of a separate ways thing and more of a GTFO thing in Jon’s leaving the Game Grumps, who are still all amazing people. Half the other YTers I hear about I never watched so I can’t say shit.

Second, I don’t like PewDiePie’s comedy all that much anymore, but I still watch his content because he surprises me with some actually hilarious shit sometimes. Also, all the news posts saying he’s been doing things that were racist or anti-semetic were literally all jokes taken out of context, I should know, I actually watched them. For fuck’s sake he’s even put out public statements that he does not support the nazi groups that apparently support him. He even put out a SERIOUS video today (using serious as a term for Felix is so weird because 90% of the time he’s joking) and even said he acknowledges the fact that he took the joke too far, and that he’ll take this as example of what not to do in the future. He accepts the fact that his ties to some partners have been severed, and hates that fact that people are literally make fun of the fact that Scare PewDiePie’s 2nd season was completely scrapped, because hundreds of people were working on it and to have it all just be scrapped is a huge disappointment (not to me personally, I didn’t watch it, I’m basically paraphrasing his words) It just sucks that 70% of the shit Felix is in right now is because mainstream media likes to take shit out of context. And that goes for people like JackSepticEye and Markiplier too; they’re people I enjoy more than him, yet because they’re both his friends they get roped into that “Oh, they’re ALL assholes then” group, which just isn’t true.

Stop spreading news sources without doing your own fucking research, because 9/10 times when it’s Youtube-related, the media lies.

Please, nobody take this as me attacking anyone in particular by saying these things, I’m just frustrated to see that people I look up to are being wrongfully treated for doing nothing essentially wrong. And even when they do do something wrong, they own up to it and say they will try and learn from it, so at least fucking ease up, alright? Oh yeah and if anyone comes at me aggressively over this, anon or not, you’re getting blocked. No warning, I just have no time to deal with assholes rn.

#rant #im just so upset at the posts i see #im so sorry that this is a long read #youtube drama #bleh #why cant we all just focus on the real asshole #aka trump like seriously i havent heard enough about how hes fucking up america

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webmixtressissa · 8 years

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So Saturday evening, some shit went down. I had a bit of a meltdown and nuked my friendship with Maria because I thought it was “the right thing to do,” which more and more I’m starting to realize is a narcissistic viewpoint.

So sometimes I’ll have a meltdown over certain unpredictable triggers. This is mostly my own damn fault because I haven’t made a serious enough effort to seek mental help and open up to my friends. When living with Maria, oftentimes I’ll “offer” to leave partially because I have a serious guilt about living with her and when I’m in that state of mind, I have this faux-”selflessness” where I narcissistically assume that me leaving/dying will contribute to solving Maria’s problems. Obviously this is demonstrable false but it feels so logical at the time. This is compounded by the fact that I have terrible communication skills (partially because my concern over being abusive leads me to feel like I can’t open up without seeming emotionally manipulative, which ironically seems to lead to actual emotional manipulation as I attempt to solve all mine and Maria's problems in the most mentally fucked up ways possible).

So me and Maria had this friend who was a lot closer to her than to me. He comes off quite often as being condescending towards me, and whenever he talks about being a furry, he oftentimes comes painfully close to saying that his being a furry and the negativity that brings is somehow equivalent to, say, the oppression felt by being trans or gay or what have you. I’ve tried to be accommodating as best I can, despite these annoyances, and most of the time we got along fine. He has this painfully annoying inability to deal with any sort of conflict, and very often tends to do that “I’m a centrist so I’m morally superior” thing.

So he posts that markiplier video (you know the one) which is the stupidest thing to have a fight about, but he’s very self righteous about it. I offer one reply to his video (saying that everyone is not deserving of respect and that calling people out for shitty behavior is not dehumanizing as is said in the video) and he replies with a tweet heavily implying that his being a furry is in any way comparable to being a jew (or alternatively, if he was being sarcastic, implying that “death to all jews” is an acceptable joke).

So I don’t respond back because I don’t want to make this worse, and Maria says she’s not coming home and is going to sleep in her car because she wanted to be alone. Now, the reasonable thing to do would be to offer to go sleep at a friend’s house so that she could be alone in her apartment, or to accept her decision, but I’m already super off-kilter and rather than explaining what I am upset and stressed out about, I tell her I’m moving out.

You see, this friend just bought a huge house but only him and his wife live there. It seemed obvious to me that the only reason they’d get a house that big is to house Maria since they are helping with her bills currently and will be helping her pay for college soon. As I don’t think I could stand living in the same house as this guy, I’ve been panicking silently about what I’m going to do if/when the time comes. Of course, I don’t tell Maria any of this because I’m terrible at communicating (I was scared that expressing my fears would be seen as trying to manipulate Maria into denying the friend’s potential offer even though such an offer is objectively in her best interest) even though we’ve had multiple conversations after various breakdowns about this same communication issue.

So here I am, feeling backed up against the wall because I feel like I’ve nuked the relationship with this mutual friend and increasingly worried that if I stick around I may fuck up Maria’s friendship with him. My mind is already telling me I’m a shitty person when Maria says she’s not coming home for the night, so my brain instantly goes to “God, you’re so terrible that she’s afraid to come home because of you,” instead of the much more realistic “She just wants to be alone, this is a normal thing Maria does.”

So of course, thinking I’m an abuser (but being blind to the actual abusive things I’m doing) I decide it’s time to kill myself, as I almost always do when I’m having a breakdown, and knowing my last experience with attempting suicide, I know I can’t convince myself to jump over the ledge to my death, so I decide that if there is nothing to come back to, I’ll have to reason to hesitate (this is stupid for multiple reasons, the prime one being that self-preservation doesn’t fucking work like that). So I say some shitty things and pack a bag of basically nothing (I’m not intending to stay alive for long after all) and leave. The next day, I try to kill myself and discover my self preservation is as strong as ever.

So I’m freaking out about what I’m going to do. I’ve had some breakdowns where I left to go kill myself, but never this serious. Mistake #473 was messaging Maria to ask her if I could get my meds (when what I really wanted was to talk to her and try to calmly explain myself, because even in crisis I don’t realize it’s probably a good idea to be crystal fucking clear about what’s going on), but of course, I get there and Maria leaves to avoid me (a good fucking idea on her part, as my brain was swimming with “I have an amazing idea that will make everything better!” because I’m still high on adrenaline from the attempt to propel myself over the edge of a parking garage roof and thus was probably not in the best condition to calmly explain myself) and I just panic and grab the pills (all my pills, even the ones I don’t actually need just because whenever I face the slightest obstacle and I’m not in my right mind, I go straight to suicide and overdosing seems like a good idea, right?) and leave, not thinking to grab any clothes because I’m still thinking that things are gonna work out all right or I’m going to die. I sit down across the street because I’m exhausted from walking. I get the “great” idea to leave a note on Maria’s door trying to briefly explain myself and offer to talk at a place down the street (as my phone is dead at this point and the charger I took is non-functional), “trying” to respect her boundaries by not confronting her at or near her apartment. Of course, trying to fit a bunch of complex feelings on an index card with a sharpie while still fucked up is not possible so I write the stupidest thing ever and leave it.

A few hours later, I walk and see the note hasn’t been taken, so I leave a note on her car that I’m going to a friend’s house to charge my phone. I get the phone charged after much difficulty and message her, and she tells me to not talk to her again. My head starts spinning and I start crying and after trying and failing to sleep because I’m disassociating hard, not able to tell what is read and my perception of time gets all fucked up. In desperation, I message Maria (despite telling her I would respect her wishes and not contact her again) hoping for some grounding in reality and of course I just blather a bunch of desperate bullshit, prompting her to rightfully block me. I start trying to down a bunch of pills but fail because ever since my last overdose, I can’t get down even single pills easily at all, my body pretty violently rejects them.

That was the point that I message Meghan and we did a call. Hearing her voice helped bring me back to reality and think slightly more reasonable, instead of living in my night-terror-lite state for the rest of the night.

Overall, I think Maria was totally in the right here to cut me off the way she did. We’ve had numerous conversations about my tendency to fly off the handle and my failure to communicate and I obviously haven’t taken those conversations to heart. I also have refused to commit to seeking therapy and anti-depressants and allowed my anxiety to keep myself from getting better. If I could do this over, I think moving out while trying to seek therapy would have been a damn good idea anyways, and it would have given us both some time to ourselves and a chance to unwind.

Of course, my mind is swimming with “what-ifs” but none of that matters when the damage has been done. It becomes clear to me that my attempts to “Sacrifice” myself (I.E suicide) are narcissistic in nature. In reality, my death would mean nothing but grief for those close to me, and not some mystical way to solve everyone’s problems as if I’m that important. It would seem that my attempts to try to be as different as possible from my family have led me to being much more like them than I could ever be comfortable with. I’ve abused those close to me thinking I was doing right by them without ever caring to ask them what they wanted. Brain Maria was for some reason much more trustworthy than real-life, best friend Maria and that behavior is what cost me almost everything I cared about.

It’s beginning to look like if I want to live, I’ll need to move back with my parents if they’re willing. It terrifies me, but they’re my best chance at getting on disability and finally being self-sufficient. I just hope that if it does turn out with me getting approved for disability however long in the future that it will have been worth losing Maria over. This wasn’t just one mistake, this was a long series of mistakes and ignorant decisions that led to this outcome, and pretty much every single one is my fault. If I don’t learn from them then I won’t ever get better, no matter how much help I’m given

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