#unsanitary;;

[catboii]

there are things in daves cupboards that have a best before date from last year

but " theyre still good until theyre not "

[davepetea]

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[ms-demeanor]

Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?

[surskip]

this is killing me

[prokopetz]

"Whatever is in that flask would fix me" it's piss. Any time you see a Medieval illustration of a guy at a sick person's bedside holding up a flask and peering intently at it, nine times out of ten that specific visual trope is meant to be a depiction of a doctor performing urinalysis. The flask is full of piss.

[puff-the-bunny]

PLEASE SETTLE A DEBATE.

*It would be from someone else, another human, and it would be on you in at least a semi-direct way, including at least part of your clothes. Pick.

E: MORE CONTEXT IN THE NOTES, YOU ANIMALS!

E.2: ... You know what? Nevermind. This post is my bastard now. Who even cares LMFAO

[kangals]

friendly advice from vetmed: I know that when your animal has an infection that is generating a lot of discharge, you want to describe that to the veterinarian, because it’s a concerning sign. that is true. I also know that the most common word for this type of discharge is “pus,” so it’s logical that that’s the word that you’ll use when describing what’s going on. and in English, we often add a “-y” when we’re using a word as a descriptor.

but. the word. the word you are looking for. is purulent.

please stop sending in messages telling the doctor that your dog has a “pussy wound.”

[linktoo-doodles]

new dish dropped

[shiftythrifting]

free

[mraskilaasan]

looking for recipes so i can find out what to do with the four potatoes i spontaneously purchased when grocery shopping and then getting worried i might make something bad and then laughing when i remembered one of my all time favorite reddit posts + phrase i think about and vocal stim with all the time because of it

[catboii]

I think a qtip covered in earwax would burn a fair bit longer than a clean one. What do you think?

debatable tbh on one hand cotton buds are already p flammable so the compression and moisture would make it less so but ear wax has skin and fat cells in it its basically the grossest and most flammable parts of the creature it came out of

related note have u ever offered ur pet cat ur fingertip dipped in ear wax

its like heroin 4 those lil guys

they will bite ur finger off or lick it down 2 the bone 2 get it bc in truth they just wanna eat u but the cleaner u r the grosser u smell 2 them 😺

[davepetea]

going fur mewr morning cawffee poop sounds purrfectly respectable

mewre getting up early. mewre havwing mewr morning cawffee. mewre keeping mewr metabolism and digestive health in tip top shape!

but when its a monster poop its a cawmpletely diffurent situation

[valtsv]

while i respect that it's more of a theoretical kink fantasy than an actual practical consideration, i do think it's pretty funny that blood is the most quote-unquote Acceptable body fluid to get horny about when in reality it's really not any less disgusting or more dignified than sweat, piss, shit or bile. it just looks prettier i guess.

[asheoninactive]

Fuuka has multiple lines in P3R’s Tziah block telling you to not drink the water in the area .

So here’s who I think lead to her reminding the party to not drink it

Btw she’s not here but kotone drank it

[bedupolker]

Eating too much medically pure ketamine can give you a tummy ache