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i just think @literatureisdying needs like an award or smth for never accidentally unfollowing me despite the fact that i am almost always sitting in their biggest fans list
#just dandy thoughts#incredible remarkable awe-inducing mutuals <3#atlas <3#no but seriously how#bc you’ve been following me for like what??? 6 months??? and your finger has never misclicked??? seems fake#omg flashback to me freaking out abt unfollowing you accidentally like a day after i started following you#september kinda seems like a fever dream tbh#bc half of the shit that happened seems like yesterday and half could’ve been a year ago#time is funny#woah i got sidetracked
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bored now. here's some old art of my fursona
#this makes all the ''OMG I HATE HIM'' tags on the original image like a million times funnier tbh#no more gross flesh hat guy. you are safe from him here. look at my funny cat guy as a palate cleanser
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obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world
#she's so derpy and gloopy#i really really want to visit this zoo next time i'm in thailand now#moo deng#hippo#animals#baby animals#zoo#hippopotamus#funny#nature#naturecore#thailand#she's so#animal crossing#coded#long post#sorry#cute
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
#boeing#funny#im sorry but this lawyer must be having the time of their life#what in the tv detective show is this
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was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

#just another tally added to the board of reasons it's hard to imagine any of these guys ever entertaining guests 👍#the trickiest part of this gag was trying to think of who would ever visit these guys lmao#not the most social of butterflies this group#sth#rouge the bat#amy rose#shadow the hedgehog#e123 omega#team dark#comic#my art#doodles#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#is that really the general tag that gets used? which one of these 3 is the main one here a;sldkjf#anyways first time drawing amy!#I like her funny little shark fin from her classic design
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I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful
#ao3#shut up em#it will never cease to be funny how ao3 trends on tumblr every time theres an outage
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Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.
LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.
Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.
Sources:
#unforth rambles#fuck ai#llms#sorry but i think this every time I see a reblog with more haha funny answers#how many tries did it take to generate the absurd#how many resources got wasted just to prove what we already know - that these tools are a joke#please stop contributing to this
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As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this
[ID: A screencap from The Penguins of Madagascar television series. It shows Skipper and Private in a cinderblock room with the head of a stuffed fish visible in the decor. Skipper is carrying a corked test tube of pink glowing liquid. Skipper glances at Private with a single raised eye brow. Private meets his eyes with a blanker expression of possibly raised eyebrows. End ID]
#penguins of madagascar#it's about time#funny#writing#personal misadventures#finally editing the o.g. with the image description. For reasons#described#edit just to be clear because people keep tagging with confusion: yes this is what the phrase means#I doubt anyone else’s automatic first thought is this specific scene though
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there is not a single task on earth that's more important than cat cuddles (source: my cat told me)
#saving the world? performing open heart surgery? sorry bro cat needs cuddles take a time out#its so funny i think he knows im right handed bc he REFUSES to snuggle on my right arm. he HAS to be on my left arm/shoulder#lady normalgirl and her eunuch#cats#caturday#my doods#10k
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I was made to love you, and yet,
Inspired by this observation by a friend:
#andraws#bird#birds#pigeon#pigeons#columbidae#ok tags done time to yap#(first up this isn't a vent#I'm a ok! Even if it made me feel things drawing it#I just feel strongly about pigeons + how we domesticated them#thousands of years of domestication just to be demonized and thrown out#anyways I love angel themes & pigeons so this was a no brainer to draw#and it was a lot of fun heheh#it's also really funny how a lot of my favourite pieces on here are birds in yellow crying#anyways be nice to pigeons! That's it)#bird tag
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"
#gravity falls#gf nevermind all that#the book of bill#bill cipher#dipper pines#theres a tag now so im not gonna link all the context in the post anymore#i have no confidence this one is even funny i just wanted to draw them#we talk about this all the time but its endlessly funny that stump made a billford au and both of us have been like.#so mabel and dipper right? how are mabel and dipper how are they handling the situations. just fine it seems
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jesus sensing you spawn into a crowded space 2000 years in the past with a body full of vaccines: God give me strength
#art#christianity#funny stuff happening on twitter rn#comic#my art#jesus christ#these are crazy tags#the bible#get back in the time machine ur gonna start another plague#people trying to teach me how vaccines work: i knowwww it’s a joooke this is tumblr pls be srs
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me, last week: my favorite holiday is coming up :3c mom: ? easter? st patrick's day? me: no no, it's not a holiday as in 'you get time off work' me: me: unless you and your coworkers all do something really funny
#BEWARE!#BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH#ides of march#i mean. you'd get time off work i guess?? but not in a good way#disclaimer: this is a joke#murder isn't funny! (except for when it is)
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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this one goes out to everyone who has an M sized dog with an L sized bark.
#she barks in baritone#which is kinda surprising given her stature#but really funny in retrospect#it also startles me every time because she does not do it often#wednesday the dog#dogs#dog comics#comic#comics#chekhov draws
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