#timoteo montenegro the third

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How old Perla, Gonzalo and Timoteo a.k.a. Timmy would be if they were humans in your opinion?

Ah, a very good question! Hmmm, I think that they would be no older than Sophie Bennett from ROTG, who is around two to three years old. I was initially going to say five, but given that they're not that communicative, I went younger.

You know it's funny; I have a lot of AUs for PIB, and a human AU with these three little angels is too cute. 🥰

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Hold on.

Wukong:

Father figure to Mk.

orange

Glamrock Freddy:

Father figure to Gregory

Orange

credit to @oceandizzy

Dogday:

(I headcannon at least) Father figure to player (potentially if he had more screentime)

Orange

Puss in Boots:

A father figure to the three diablos, Perla, Gonzalo and  Sir Timoteo Montenegro the Third and later Perrito (at least thats how I headcanon their dynamic, somehow guardian like but there's no denying the 3 diablos)

ORANGE.

Calico Jack:

Closest thing to a father figure Kwazii has (apart from Barnacles but Kwazii really looks up to his grandpa)

ORANGE.

Authur Blumin Weasely:

Father to the weasely siblings (Charlie, Bill, Percy, Fred, George, Ron & Ginny) and even father figure to Harry

HE'S BLOODY ORANGE. (well a ginger but close enough)

ABRAHAM DE LACY GIUSEPPE CASEY THOMAS O' MOTHER FRICK FRACKING MALLEY:

IMEADIATELY TAKES IN THE KITTENS (TOLOUSE, MARIE, BERLIOZ) AND ENDS UP AS THEIR STEPFATHER IN THE END

THIS P*SSY IS MOTHER FRACKING ORANGE LIKE THE BLOODY SUN

IS ORANGE JUST A FATHERLY CHARACTER NOW?!?!?!?!

I'M TELLING YOU

[yzy-sunagakure]

SAND SIBLINGS IN A NUTSHELL

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They really missed a chance to have kitty meet the 3 diablos

(Kitty and her babies)

Oh, they missed a big chance by not having Kitty meet the three diablos. I think that it would have been funnier to have Kitty and Puss act like an overwhelmed mommy and daddy. I think it would have been adorable to see the kittens unlock Kitty's motherly side and form a special bond with Perla, Gonzalo, and Timmy.

I think Perla would definitely become very attached to Kitty for the sake of having a badass female cat to look up to and Mom Boss to teach her the secrets only women know. And since Perla seems to be the smartest and the leader of her siblings, Kitty only lets her hold her sword.

I think Gonzalo would be the little grumpy one to test her. But Kitty earned his respect by showing him how to pickpocket, and now he can't stop showing her all the little things that he's pickpocketed.

Timmy, on the other hand, just can't stop hugging her and lying on his back for tummy rubs. Timmy thinks that Kitty is very pretty and wants her to be his mommy. He will bring her flowers and little dead things, which she finds very touching and of which she is so proud.

It would have been an awesome nod to the nursery rhyme "Three Little Kittens" if Kitty said, "What? Lost your mittens, you naughty kittens! Then you shall have no pie."

And of course, when Kitty sees Puss being playful and nurturing with the kittens, she sees a side of him that she has never seen before and would like to see more of.

In the end, I think that they missed a big chance by not having Kitty meet the three diablos.

Now my headcanon for Puss, Kitty, and Dulcinea with the three diablos will be for another day because I thought that I'd keep this question focused on Kitty.

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These 3 nuggets are all married and are my OT3 in my headcanon.

Their ship name is Soft&SweetBoots or Soft&SweetGinger.

They adopted the three diablos, Perla, Gonzalo, Sir Timoteo Montenegro the Third "Timmy" for short.

Perla takes more after Puss.

Puss will give Perla her first pair of high heeled boots at her quinceañera.

Gonzalo takes more after Kitty and is a Mama's boy.

Timmy takes more after Dulcinea.

They raise a house plant named Treezy.

They live together with sweet uncle Perrito.

Grandma Imelda, Grandpa Guante, and crazy grandpa Artephius are so proud.

And that's all I've got 😅