discrod statuses
been told ppl like the silly things I write so here they are (to be clear not all are original. if you get a reference DM me for a free pickled cherry). CN for mental health stuff idk im as depressed as anyone should be. to be continued. the felix referenced is me
destroying yourself is too accessible
behind my eyes, it's you
mon genre, mon genre, un royaume pour mon genre
sexy conventient quasi-prankster
extremely brave insane mega-party dude
I won't always be here, but I'll always be there for you.
OKAY I PULL UP
I ain't exactly a guy, but I ain't exactly not a guy.
positively sisyphean
fuck a felix
casual drug user? I find myself quite competetive
staticcc
guillotine therapy
I let the voices cook
a place to overshadow the allure of death
arms, body, legs, flesh, skin, bones, sinew, good luck
[ONE I FORGOT OOPS]
bone marrow melting into broth
vage dröge
#1 source of vegan kidneys
concepts are mid at best
feed me your broken dreams
which way is tomorrow?
Tingle-Tingle, Kooloo-LIMPAH!! type beat
LF actors for my new play "The King In Yellow"
presuppose intent, impose meaning
missionary masturbation purely for reproductive purposes
if you can not see The Truth singed into your retinas and are not planning to forsake everything before Their Coming, please DNI
pass me the bong milk
currently moonlighting as a meatball on your plate of spaghetti
think the queen listened to weezer?
fire emblem is fake
high off that gay heroin
a whore for the four on the floor
transition goal: planck length
afterlife boywife
crosswords? why, what did anyone do to them?
professional carnivorous sea snail
stacking up green (peeling pistachios)
chasin my future self
Who's doing this? Who's killing us […]?
[another I FORGOT nice one]
luffy could fix the tyranids
my rantsona is Martin Luther
call me a dog the way a drive to please has been bred into me
just a diseased appliance
real cowboy here, dad was a cow, mom was a boy
¿GUESS?
the goodness you see in other people is just a reflection of you
embroiled in a neverending war against the twin beligerents of entropy and felix
idk, like tag yourself I guess?
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Kooloo-Limpah!
Wind: Fuck off Tingle.
Hyrule: Jeez, Wind, a little violent?
Wind: No. I've had to deal with him. SO MUCH. I'm not doing that again for a while
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What if hestu is tingle....
Imagine if Tingle actually managed to become a fairy just like he wanted ;u;
Like since the koroks were the kokiri children that's why they are so small and since Tingle is an adult it would make sense if he became a much larger forest spirit.
As to how that happened, idk, magic ig. Rupees are magic so maybe his vast fortune he collected in windwaker did it. Or maybe the tingle we know is actually a bastardised version of Hestu that through the years of these legends being passed down went from being an abnormally large korok to just some guy.
Or maybe he got lost in the forest and managed to find his way to the deku tree and lived with the koroks and through some magic forest shenanigans he morphed into Hestu and after a while kinda just forgot himself. Forgot his "kooloo limpah" and it became "shakala - laka" as a way to relate to his prized maracas full of poop.
When Hestu does his little dance he does say something that sounds an awful lot like "kooloo limpah"
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‧₊˚ tingle tingle kooloo limpah‧₊˚
Wow, those are some nice magic words! Be a shame if someone were to, uh... steal them.
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Drawtober 2023 - Day 25
Hocus Pocus
By Opheroth
Hocus Pocus, AKA "Tingle Tingle Kooloo Limpah!"
Tingle from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
This time I'll be making each prompt as part of a final image with the main focus in The Legend Of Zelda Theme. Wait for the final image after all the prompts are done.
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KOOLOO-LIMPAH! 🎉 The flamboyant guy in green tights — COMMODORE TINGLE — returns! A 35-year-old fairy enthusiast & captain of the Tingle Flotilla… joined of course by his fellow Tingle brothers: Ankle, Knuckle & David Jr 🎈 All in search of the lost island of Rupeeland 🏝️ ♦️♦️♦️♦️ Today’s 💯% real fairy pictoart is by @jordanyanchikart ♦️♦️♦️♦️ Check out more of my new Zelda fan project! ZELDA: FOUR WINDS 🧭 LINK IN BIO 🏴☠️ @thedondonahue ♦️♦️♦️♦️ #zeldafourwinds #tingle #windwaker #zeldalove #digitalfanart #nintendocommunity #characterfanart #conceptartdesign #fanartdrawing #thelegendofzeldafanart #zeldagames #zeldagames #nintendoart #fanartwork #drawingfanart #myfanart #tloz #gamefanart #fanartist #zeldagram (at Hyrule Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm60BEIusR6/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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It's me Tingle! Kooloo-Limpah!
😂😂😂 okay you got me there
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