Important excerpts from the 1D iTunes TMH promo video
1. Harry's arched eyebrow look when he tells Louis The Tommo Tomlinson his favorite song off the new album is Little Things -
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Zayn amused at Harry the whole time:
Liam: fml
Harry and Louis: the smuggest
2. Harry's creepy love stare -
3. Their faces when Louis emphasizes Zayn saying his favorite part about making the video was all the the balls. Louis barely blinks before jumping on it. Niall looks proud of the dick joke but also like he might vom. Zayn seems to have meant it innocently but then realizes and makes rare sustained eye contact with the camera like bitch I said what I said.
And then Liam giggles.
4. Harry so very pleased to be chosen to give Louis anything he asks for which is this case is a sweaty sock to throw at people and everyone just goes with it. They're all subs for Louis but Harry is just so pleased to be his good boy:
Presenting prettily while Z is amused and Niall and Liam's faces say, I did not consent to be part of your kinky stuff why is this happening to me again
5. Zayn's American accent cannot be represented by mere images
I looked it up, and I actually don't think Harry's was much more expensive than 1D's, all of 1D's tours combined had around 7 Million attendance, Harry did the same amount of money with around 5 Million attendance, which would be like 40% more expensive, and considering that 1D's last tour was 8 years ago, with inflation that means that tickets cost probably around the same for their time. The thing is, of course attendance is a more comparable metric, since the grosses are not adjusted for inflation. Also, I think Billboard's calculations don't consider the Gross from Up All Night (the other 3 tours add up to around 612 Million, against 617 Million for Love on Tour, but Up All Night's gross is not reported).
yeah idk where billboard got their numbers from bc how did they get $583mil when otra+wwa+tmh made more than that and there are no numbers for uan? 😭 there are so many factors that aren't being considered in that reporting, like inflation, ticket prices, number of shows (otra+wwa combined had less shows than lot)/attendance, venue size(!!!), resellers, the fact that 1d had a way younger audience that couldn't afford to follow them around on tour LMAO anyway things like these don't happen to ppl like him etc
I just saw a James - themed playlist on Spotify and it had sm one direction in it so as both a james kinnie and long standing directioner I have to say YES. THAT. James is the sixth member of 1d and I don't take criticism bc I'm right.