#tmi duckie

[marchsfreakshow]

Whatever this is but I'm not telling you who I thought of when I was thinking about it.

(tagging it as the characters I write for so take a guess at who I thought of)

18+! MINORS DNI!

⊹˚.⋆ ₊꒷ᘏᘏ︶ଓ︶꒷꒦⊹˚ᗢ₊꒷︶ଓ︶꒷

Your lips fell in a silent gasp, head tilting back silently. Fuck...you were currently the hottest thing on the planet to him. Here he was, holding the backs of your thighs as he kept them split, filling you up with every inch of him slowly. He had to supress a loud groan that bubbled through his lips as a quiet whimper.

No one outside that room knew you were gripping the edge of the desk, back arched up slightly as you painstakingly silently enjoyed yourself. The fact your legs were split open only brought him further pleasure. Fuck, he'd definitely press his thumb to your clit if he wasn't holding up your legs.

Trembling with every thrust, you were in pain from not being able to moan out his name. Letting the world know who was making you feel this good. "So good...god.." he mumbled out, letting out a quiet breath after as he only picked up the pace.

Oh, if only the people outside the room knew. How badly you needed his cock, and how willing you were to let him defile you on the desk right then and there. No condom either. How brave.

[shhitskinkytime]

Watching my vibe slowly die like watching a consumptive victorian child waste away

[arofili]

No!!! Not for kitties!!!

[our-queer-experience]

I just realized I haven’t shared any good news in like years haha, so lemme give you guys a real nice update about how much me and my boyfriend love each other.

First of all… ITS BEEN ALMOST THREE YEARS??!?!? LIKE IVE HAD THIS PUPPY FOR THREE YEARS, ALL TO MYSELF??? And he’s somehow gotten more and more sweet like… also he got an internship with a fashion company, I’m so fucking proud of him, you don’t even know. He’s following his fucking dreams and I’m here with him!!! We got a little cottage for kind of cheap from his aunt + uncle, and it still feels crazy how lucky we got. It’s small and it SMELLS SO MUCH LIKE HIM??? I never realized how much his smell affected me. Maybe TMI, but it gets me really horny sometimes and I didn’t realize you could get this horny. We’re so busy so we can’t do it much but man. WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME SEX WAS ENJOYABLE???? I was sick during the time most of peers were getting the sex talk, and I’m only just realizing how much I missed, it’s so embarrassing…

He still calls me Duckie and sometimes he calls me fuckie Duckie, not because of sex or anything but because one time I slipped on a rubber duckie and screamed “Fucking Duckie!” After he made sure I was all good and I had gotten over my wounded pride he started calling me that. I still call him Jason (because that is his name) and puppy (because he is puppykin). I think my reasoning is less fun but still effective.

The number 1 thing he did was get on tumblr, so he may be reading this. (Hello, Jason, if u read this please make dinner tonight, please).

Also here’s a conversation I keep thinking about because I love him.

“Duckie.” “Jason.” “You should be a model, y’know, so you can walk the runway for me when I’m a famous designer.” “…I’m kind of an unconventional model, don’t you think?” *Please imagine him getting very offended and a little mad here* “That’s my boyfriend you’re talking about! Apologize to it!” “… I’m sorry, myself…” *Smooch here.* “Anyway, what size are you in sweaters again? *Insert him about talking about making me stuff. I need to merge our souls.*

Like he he called me his boyfriend, he got offended on my behalf and he used my neopronouns. I know, basically the bare minimum but man can’t I swoon over the bare minimum sometimes if he’s so cute about it?

Really excited news recently, we started an ‘engagement process’ which is (in the simplest possible terms) basically a lot of prayers and offers to ask the gods if it’s appropriate to get engaged. It’s a really important process, and it takes a long time (think years), so we’re just going to keep loving each other all the same until they say yes.

(Also I’m allowed to talk about this because this part of our religion was ‘exposed’ centuries ago, and the leaders decided then that it was the gods telling us that traditions of love are to be shared! )

I’m obviously so excited about this because I love him. I think I have at least made this clear.

Right now though, I am mad at him for winning a tickle fight just now as I was typing (i will forgive him in probably a few seconds haha, I love him too much to genuinely be mad over that)

I may or may not do this more because I think everyone in my real life is way too sick of hearing me gush about him. I hope that’s not too much because I think I was kinda annoying about it in 2023 lol

🦆

awwwww!

[nanathott]

this or that^^

air bed or water bed

zoo or amusement park

hard cover or paperback

push ups or sit ups

roller skating or bowling

hummus or coleslaw

ramen or pho

telekinesis or telepathy

floating or underwater house

Comedy club or concert

clutter in closet or under the bed

sweeping or vacuuming

batman or superman

-🪩 maybe tmi, but i think god loves me cuz shark week was expected to start, but it held off and i was NOT in agonizing pain for my bday (those cramps are no joke)

omg first off happy belated birthday!! but wow u rlly are a lucky ducky, i’m glad shark week held off ^.^ also tmi does not exist with me

air bed, amusement park unless the zoo is a rehabilitation one, hard coverrrr, sit ups 100%, my core is so strong but my arms……., roller skating, hummus, pho, telekinesis, underwater house, concert, under the bed i do NOT want to see a visible mess, vacuuming, batman ^.^

[stardustedknuckles]

Oh man cramps are no joke! Please don’t be afraid to take a break from writing and get some rest if you need to, we will be here when you feel better <3

I feel like such a ding dong for being taken out so "easily" but I'm also looking into endometriosis as a thing getting more and more likely as I discover ways to manage my chronic inflammation and how it flares with my cycle, so. Even if debilitating and stabbing pain was somehow a dumb reason to get knocked flat (it isn't) what's potentially causing it is way worse.

Thanks for the kind words :) I know I wouldn't begrudge anyone else for any of this, I'm just harder on myself sometimes.

[worryinglyinnocent]

Floyd, are you ready for fall to start? What are you doing to prepare for the cold weather?

Well, I live in an air-conditioned office where the temperature is always set to ‘Antarctica’ no matter the season, so I am already fully prepared for the cold. 

Worry can’t wait for autumn and being able to wear jumpers and coats and leather jackets again. She owns several jumpers but not a lot of hot weather clothing...

[sungbeam]

DUCKIE !! I ZOOMED WHEN I SAW YOUR REQS ARE OPEN !! i am so in love with your works i stopped my 3 am crying sesh for this ( kinda tmi but that’s ok … ! )

anyway! i’d like some … badboy!huang renjun + “who did this to you?!” trope wherein reader is a mess from some mean bullies at school for dating the popular huang renjun >:( + hurt/comfort !

i know the prompt isn’t in your prompt list and you can totally ignore me if you don’t take anything from your prompt lists :__D

I WISH YOU’RE DOING WELL DUCKIE !!! I LOFE U SO MUCH !! ><

𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁

bad boy!bf!huang renjun x gn!reader

1.2k words, hurt/comfort, tw: mention of bullying, wounds

a/n: ahhh hi niki !!! tysm for ur request, i hope ur doing okay and that mayhaps this will comfort u a little bit :( <3 I LOFE U TOO HEHE

You hissed, nose wrinkled and eyes squinted in pain as the rubbing alcohol seeped into the open wound. It was an angry red gash slashed into the meat of your cheek, running from cheekbone to jaw line. But it was the worst out of the physical evidence, and to be completely honest, the most damage was to your emotional stability. If you even had any left after this. 

Gingerly, you pressed the pads of your fingers against the opening, wincing again at the sting it provided. It kept you awake; after all that happened this afternoon, you wanted to fall asleep on your bed and never wake up.

Unbeknownst to you, your phone had been blowing up for the past thirty minutes with your friends and your boyfriend spamming you with worried calls and texts. Every memory of what you were supposed to do today had flown out the window as soon as the innate fear settled in when you'd stepped into that classroom and heard the door lock behind you. 

Everything had been a blur after that—

Your eyes shuddered at the memory and your breath was shaky. 

You dropped another bloody cotton pad into the sink, opting to deal with the mess later. Otherwise, you canvassed your form in the mirror: flushed and scarred cheek, hair yanked from its roots until your skull pounded, scratches on your arms to match the bruises on your knees. You braced your hands on the sink and stared at yourself in the eyes, lip trembling, willing yourself to stand up to someone—even to yourself. To be enough for someone, anyone. 

A bang! shook the entire house as the front door slammed shut downstairs. "Yn? Ynie! Are you here, sweetheart?"

Panic. 

Heart leaping into your throat—you were trying to breathe and crush your quaking hands into submission. You slammed your body against the bathroom door, fingers swiftly clicking the lock into place. 

You could do this. You could get away with this. Right?

Footsteps could be heard approaching your room from the stairwell, before entering the bedroom and spotting the closed bathroom door. A small sigh from the other side. "Yn-ah, you gave us a big scare. Are you okay?"

You backed away from the door slowly, hands cupped around your mouth to control your breathing. Why were you suddenly afraid? Huang Renjun would not dare touch a hair on your head, but still, you feared what might happen if he saw your current state. 

There was a reason why the girls at school fawned over him. They had fallen for the idea of his "bad boy" aesthetic, the motorcycles and leather jackets and smirks. You were lucky—yeah, you were lucky. 

"Y-yeah," you stammered, finally. "I'm… I'm okay."

"Do you need ibuprofen? A heat pad or hot tea maybe?" 

You lowered yourself onto the ledge of the bathtub. "No, no. I'm okay, thank you." You swallowed. "I'm, uhm, I'm sorry that I didn't let you guys know where I—" Oh god, you couldn't do this. You felt like keeling over. Did you even deserve him? "—I was."

A small thump. Renjun leaned his ear against the door. "Sweetheart, are you sure you're okay?" A try at the doorknob, the silver rattled but didn't budge. "I—"

"No," you forced from your lips, perhaps too firmly. 

Quiet. 

"Just… just…" Your voice fizzled out until you were sure your throat was closing up on you. "Jun, I—I can't…" A tear slipped into the scratch on your cheek and you almost whimpered at how badly it hurt. 

"Yn," he murmured softly, "please let me in." 

"You're gonna be mad—"

"I couldn't be mad; not at you." Renjun's mind raced with the possibilities, and unfortunately, they were endless. "Sweetie, please. Let me help you, okay?"

It was a few moments later that the door finally cracked open a sliver, and Renjun pushed himself off of it. He didn't know what he had braced himself for, but the image of your scarred cheek and watery eyes filled with fear was worse than he could've ever cooked up in his imagination. 

He let you open the door for him, before stepping forward, carefully and slowly. He cupped your face in his hands, thumb ghosting over the red. There was a sort of crimson colored rage bubbling in his blood and gushing through his veins, the kind of adrenaline that made him want to blame someone. 

"Who did this to you?" Sliced through the silence that had you holding your breath. 

"It's not important," you said, so quietly he barely heard you. 

He shook his head. "Of course, it's important—"

"I don't wanna talk about it."

Renjun snapped out of that crimson-tinted lens and focused on the present—you, who was more important than whoever had done this to you. He would deal with that later once he'd made sure you were properly taken care of. 

"That's okay," he whispered. "What can I do to help you, hm? Want me to clean you up?"

You nodded, bottom lip trembling so bad. "Just—just want you." 

Renjun's heart palpitated in his chest and he cupped the back of your head to press you against his chest. "Oh, baby," he cooed softly, delicately. "I love you so much, my love. You've been so strong, hm." 

He slowly rocked you in his hold like a soothing slow dance. You clung so tightly to him, fists clenching the fabric of his jacket as your body shook with quiet sobs. 

He just wanted to make you feel safe again; your bullies be damned. 

Renjun helped you to sit on the ledge of your counter while he stood between your legs to patch you up. Once the scratches and bruises were dealt with, he gently pulled your hair out of its braid and combed a hand through the locks. His touch was always delicate, always thoughtful. 

"You know I love you, right?" He asked you later when he had tucked you under the covers of your bed with him. Your legs were tangled together beneath the blanket, one of his arms draped around your waist and the other holding your hand. 

You made a small noise of acknowledgement. Your good cheek was smooshed against his chest, nose inhaling the comforting smell of his cologne. "Mm… I love you, too, Jun. Thank you."

He smiled. "For what?"

"For coming to find me," you mumbled. 

Your eyes were closed now and he suspected you were on the cusp of sleep. He smoothed a hand over your hair. "I will always find you, Yn. You know that no matter what, they can't tear us apart, right?" 

You hummed. "Do you ever feel like what they say is true though?" Your mind was a little loopy from drowsiness, but you felt him tense. 

Renjun sighed above you. "Honestly? Sometimes. But only because I wonder how someone as incredible as you would ever lower your standards—"

"I would never lower my standards, Huang Renjun," you cut in, then smiled up at him, shifting. "You managed to pass the bar."

He grinned down at you, leaning down to kiss your lips. "Mm, is that so?"

"Only by a little though."

He laughed at this. "Maybe they're right. We're not perfect, but we can be perfect for each other." He tapped the tip of your nose, cringing. "That was the corniest thing I have ever said."

You giggled, and the sound made butterflies arouse in his stomach. He hoped he could always make you sound like that. "As long as you don't get cornier."

"Then what? I go back under the bar?"

"Yeah." You leaned up and kissed his cheek. "But don't worry; you have a bit of leeway."

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[bruhstation]

Wait I am confusion, does this mean ducks spine is always outside his body or does he have to go digging in order to find it🤔🤔

CONTENT WARNING: TMI

duck has to go do some digging. he jams his fingers through his interclavicular ligament (the thingy connecting both of your clavicles) and then pull his spine out.

the process doesn't horrifically hurt as much as it sounds since the spine is a weakened devil turned into a body part... but it's wayyyy more painful than thomas' transformation. the little guy just has to pull the cord from his chest while duckie gotta go through 5 stages of pain to transform once

[marchsfreakshow]

Guys... making out with Carmy in the early morning in his office, unintentionally leading to him having you against the wall, desperately fucking you. Your head is by the window on the office door so everyone can hear and momentarily see you when they come in to go to their lockers.

It's only when Carmy and you leave his office, decent looking again does everyone look up at you. Yeah, they definitely all know. Then Richie pipes up with. "Good for you cousin, getting rid of stress before you even get any." Then everyone groans, not wanting to think about what obescene noises they just heard.

[vroomvroommuppett]

nine

series masterlist

please fill this out (as many times and no pressure)

let’s talk about dad!andrew, mgg, barry, and both throuples (andy x barry x yn and andy x mgg x yn); engagement/wedding/honeymoon for andrew, mgg, barry, and both throuples (andy x barry x yn and andy x mgg x yn); or anything andrew, mgg, barry, and both throuples (andy x barry x yn and andy x mgg x yn)

videos go to owners; first edit by me

ncisfan with the addition of @/andrewgarfield in ncis, here’s an edit (minus ducky, jimmy, and vance) of the season ten cast

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yn.friedle wait stop i love this

ncis_cbs ❤️

therealseanmurray This is amazing

gublergram GO BABES

fan.1 we stan a supportive boyfriend

tik tok link

yn.friedle zoo.

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fan.1 SEASON TWO?!

zoocbs Roar

andrewgarfield Wow.

gublergram we’re lucky

willfriedle It amazes me that you still like animals even after the show.

officiallyalysandro Queen.

gublergram happy one year anniversary to two of my loves. i love you both, and cannot wait to see what the world throws at us.

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yn.friedle love you too baby.

andrewgarfield Why does Yn look hot but then there’s me.

andrewgarfield Love you too Goob.

andrewgarfield Wait where did you find this photo?

willfriedle The internet dummy.

fan.1 HAHAHAHAHA the difference between Andrew and Yn’s pic.

andrewgarfield Happy one year anniversary to my beautiful girlfriend and my handsome boyfriend. I love you both.

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gublergram this is payback

gublergram i love you though

yn.friedle love you baby

officiallyalysandro I know this is an anniversary post, but MOMMY.

luvalyssamiller Why didn’t you do this for me?

andrewgarfield I never really loved you.

matthewlawrence 👀

bensavage Tea.

yn.friedle one year ago, these two boys asked me if i would be their girlfriend. obviously i said yes, and it was one of the best decisions i’ve made (first one being my twins). they surprised me with a trip without the bubs to bora bora. i love you both.

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fan.1 the difference between these pictures though

gublergram love you baby girl

gublergram we’ll talk about the pictures you used tonight

andrewgarfield TMI babe

andrewgarfield Love you too, baby.

willfriedle MATTHEW

@ftrmrs-barry-keoghan

[chanstopher]

*head in pillow kicking and screaming* i am not worthy of such praise and love dreamy love jfjsjdjs am I smiling like a big ole potato? Yes so if anyone thinks it's me smiling at a kpoppie boy wrong!! I am smiling because of how soft I am for dreamy (and yall should also as well just saying. Instantly makes life better but what do I know? I'm just skz anon from another dimension lolol)

But noo don't feel bad for essay answers! Im sure it would have been lovely to read, you are worthy of an essay ok? But I pass the vibe check!? I have them cool kid vibes!? Yessss (funny enough I wanna share a kinda funny tmi? so you know that reblog game on here where it says "tell me what kpop idol vibes" so I reblogged it from mutual because gotta inform them of the cool vibes and I kid you not they told me I give of bangchan vibes and when I say I cried dreamy, I sobbed. Idk wanted to share this because you mentioned the vibe check and I have two proud moments now and two, chan lol.) Also you are welcome thy duck lord for the title. If you see this then do know I picture you holding a cute duck in your arms (probably has a cool mohawk and its pink colored) while the godfather theme plays as you walk.

But my week is swell! Am I lazy and have no sleep schedule? Yes but am I just bopping along? Yes I am. This reminds me I need to go on a star wars movie marathon after I finish deadpool2 lol ok now I hope this sends!

asdg so i read this yesterday when i was driving aroudn with Duck and i was giggling like a lunatic over it <3 youre so precious and i love you so much i especially loved the smiling over a kpoppie boy wrong!! part hehe

and omg no i totally get the chris vibe from you youre so sweet and comforting and very easy to talk to, and so supportive its very christopher bang of you <3 plus i adore you and we all know that hes .... ok in my book. fine i guess.

Ducky also wholeheartedly accepts your image of them, was pretty flattered i think lol.

omg i feel like tungle specifically doesnt send me your stuff sometimes like it hates us talking specifically :( because i answer all the ones i get so :< this site just doesnt want us to be happy together.

i think sleep schedules are a myth i can not remember having a good one at any point in my life. ppl who get 8 hours every night are just npcs i think lmao. I havent watched a star wars movie in a HOT minute tbh I should probably fix that too soon. the last star wars thing i actually watched was the mandalorian and well that was a while ago too lol

gonna go answer your other ask in thesvtverse now MWAH!

[arofili]

Look at his little face!!! How am I supposed to abandon him???

My life is unquestionably better now that I have a cat, but getting up for work in the morning is 37475647x worse now that I know it means leaving him all alone :((((

[wooyoung-a]

T_T

WAIT DUCKY THAT'S SO CUTE IS IT YOURS

OMG HEART EYES :(((( tmi we once

had two pet bunnies but we just didnt onow how to take care of it so they kinda just passed away :(((( still sad abt that and sorry >:

ANYWAY SO CUTE AND FLUFFY AND 😩😩😩

[sly-merlin]

i'm fine, tmi alert but i have been sitting in the bathtub for like 30 minutes and am sweating like shit cause it's way too hot, trying to relax but i kinda can't

i believe in you!! <3

Wow i can't wait to go home and play with bathtub lights😭

Change the water?? Or maybe hop into the shower instead! I do that a lot.

Thank youuuu. I'll talk later bcs i gotta go..byy...also buy rubber duckies. It's a beneficial investment 😎

[sungbeam]

46 and 48 for the ask game !

huaaa !!! thank u sm for sending in an ask!! ☺️❤️

ask me something >:]

46. have u ever dreamed about an idol

uhhhhhh i think so? LMAO it was weird, and he only appeared for like a second, but sunghoon was a news anchorman 🤡😭

48. an awkward, awkward relationship

HAHAHAH so uh,, , haha storytime 🤡

when i was a freshman? in high school, i sat across this guy in my honors english class. we kinda developed crushes on each other, and we eventually started talking over text and calling and whatnot. he wasn't a very good texter back then LOL (tbh im not a good one now either) so i literally like , , , lost my feelings for him 🧍🏻‍♀️ and then we drifted apart and didn't really talk

the thing is that idk whether or not he lost feelings too??? more on that.

THEN AND THEN some random night in senior year, he texts me this paragraph. it's like , , sweet and all but it's random. he's kind of one of those dudes who's like ,, "i don't really care abt anyone, i'm incredibly judgemental" but he was always really nice to me, and my friends were super shook when i eventually told them. NE WAYS he thanks me for always treating him nicely despite his reputation, and we start texting again off and on. EVENTUALLY HE FINALLY ASKS ME IF HE WANTS TO HAVE LUMCH TOGETHER

the thing abt this is that in freshman year, *I* was always the one who tried to initiate hangouts, but he would never BITE THE BAIT 💀 so i agree and he's like, , sorry i had ask, but is this a date? and so i tell him honestly that idk where my feelings for him stand and we go to lunch.

lunch... he apparently asked one of his friends to take him shopping the morning of ?? for better clothes??? and at the end, we had eaten lunch and walked around the mall to talk and vibe and i asked if i could hug him goodbye (yk just to see if i would feel ~~ SOMETHING) we hug and i literally go grocery shopping afterward 🧍🏻‍♀️ and he texts me later that night that he was too nervous to drive after like i felt really bad that i didn't feel the same 😭😭😭

and then he asks me if i have a better gauge on whether or not i liked him, and i told him i only saw him as a friend. he says he needs a couple days, and when he comes back he says that he missed me and would rather just be friends than not talk at all. at that time, i was really depressed and socially removed from EVERYONE including my own best friends, so i uhhhhh low-key ghosted him. like we were both REALLY bad texters. so we ended up not talking anymore.

LATER ON I TELL TWO OF MY BEST FRIENDS WHO R ACTUALLY LIKE "FRIENDS" W HIM AND THEY'RE LIKE WHAT. THE. FAWK??? he's capable of feeling???? and it becomes this whole inside thing between the three of us and whenever they saw him, they would laugh kenfksnbfjejd and my friend would hang out w him and he's like standard brusque, rude-ish him and he's judgemental and indecisive and my bsfriends like "let's call (duckie) for a food suggestion" cuz i go out to eat a lot so i knew all the good spots where we lived and he was like... "let's not"

and so my friends think he still has feelings for me and they're always like "maybe that's why (redacted) fell in love w u" cries

but yes ... very unnecessary tmi i apologize but that is a very very awkward relationship 🧍🏻‍♀️