#tmi lol

[solivagantingrebel]

Do you ever read a hot fic and then check tumblr.com to see the most gut wrenching art ever. That's what this fandom feels like.

[evilponds]

anyone else rarely involved in their own sexual fantasies

[kerryweaverlesbian]

When will it be fingers in my mouth monday....

[zenjestrr]

worst part about working in a school is the fact that you WILL get sick eventually I have no business coughing up blood and sputum on a Thursday evening during finals week because the most virulent children in the world refuse to cover their mouths or wear a mask

[isekyaaa]

Someone said my work is "quality" u//////u

[rxvera]

sir I know you are like a tall guy and have not eaten all day but eating 3/4 of a banana in one bite is going to make anyone puke lol

[backwardblackbyrd]

it's real mental illness hours lads

[effemimaniac]

speaking of pits. I literally showered yesterday afternoon but w this insane fever I smell like I haven't showered in a week

[goodplace-janet]

pardon me venting my nerves before an Event again, but: i have a 5K race in less than 2 hours, i set a pretty ambitious goal, but i'm afraid i haven't trained properly for it, and idk i'm just nervous

[utas-faerie-gf]

I’m now hooked to Melanie Martinez (‘cause of you)

and I wanted to know what your favorite songs are from her

(mines are Cry baby, Dollhouse, Class fight, Sippy cup, and Carousel)

I was literally fighting for my life on the toilet

Like my butthole was burning and shit (hahaha get it?)

Sorry I get a lil too comfortable on the internet

Anyways

OMG IM GLAD I MADE YOU LIKE HER 😍🥺🤭

Released Songs

Sippy Cup

Pity Party

Milk and Cookies

Mad Hatter

Playdate

The Principal

Lunchbox Friends

Orange Juice

Detention

Teacher's Pet

Numbers

Glued

Field Trip

Fire Drill

YEA

THATS IT

AND BTW YOUR THE FIRST MEL FAN TO EVWR SAY THAT CLASS FIGHT WAS YOUR FAV SONG CUZ MOST PPL DONT OIKE IT

[spruffle]

the asexual experience is wanting kinky foreplay without the actual sex part

[ararexic]

asparagus is so good but my piss smells VILE.

[endgame-steve-is-not-real]

I have my finals from tomorrow it's 12am and idk even half the shit from this sem so 😃😃���

[ripkarl]

periods are so weird

[kindacreepy-kindaugly]

Well. That was. Unexpected? Lmao

[aybara-perrin]

my meds running out and my doctor not having updated the information of my dosage so i dont know of ill be allowed to take out more yet. Deciding that ill just go without for a couple of days because everything is quite alright rn. Also me feeling sick & refusing to eat breakfast because im convincing myself theres bugs in my yoghurt I bought yesterday ajdlfkj