#tobideiweek2024

[feemoon]

Near death experience

[ladykissingfish]

*Tobi walks into the hideout carrying a shaking Deidara in his arms* Hidan: Oi, what the fuck happened to you, blondie?! You look more pale than red-eyes! Itachi: *clears off the couch* Set him here, Tobi. What happened? Is he alright? Tobi: *sets Deidara gently on the couch* Senpai is fine! We just … we had a little incident and Senpai’s a tiny bit shook up over it, that’s all! Deidara: *screwing his eyes shut and pulling a blanket over his head* It wasn’t a “little incident”, jackass! You almost killed me, hm! Tobi: Oh, Senpai, don’t say that. After all, we’re ninja, aren’t we? We’re always almost getting killed; it’s kinda part of the job! Deidara: Yeah but NOT LIKE THAT, hm! Hidan: The hell did you do, mask-boy?? Tobi: Well, when we were coming back from our mission, we went through this town and there was a carnival, right? Tobi asked Senpai to stop so we could get some dango and popcorn. They made the best popcorn, guys! It was so light but buttery and — Itachi: Get on with it, Tobi. Tobi: Right. Anyways we got the food and we were gonna leave but then Tobi saw a haunted house. There was a sign that said if you made it all the way through you’d get free ice cream. And ice cream is great! Tobi used to love strawberry ice cream the most but lately — Hidan: Just tell the story, fat ass! Tobi: Okay, okay. So anyway we went into the haunted house, but it was really stupid! None of the monsters were even scary at all! So Tobi -- Deidara: So Tobi took off his mask and decided to "scare" the monsters! THIS FUCKER PRETENDED TO BE AN UCHIHA! His voice got super deep and his eyes were glowing bright red ... and ... and ... *starts crying* He almost gave me a heart attack! I never want to see anything like that again in my whole life! Hidan: Wow, really, fucker? You know how blondie feel about this one here -- *cocks his thumb at Itachi* -- So why would you pretend to be one of his kind? Itachi, his own sharingan activated, moving closer to Obito: Yes, "Tobi"; please explain why you'd "pretend" to be one of my clan members. Tobi:

[thereaperwithglasses]

Old meme but it fits

TobiDei week day 1 - fanboy

[tobideiweek]

🍭💥💕Tobidei Week is COMING BACK for 2024💕💥🍭

Get ready Obidei Nation! And stay tuned for prompts and dates to be announced soon! (Feel free to suggest any prompt you would like to see)

[daisyflower-tobidei]

Tobideiweek

Oct 12: Apology/Fanboy

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[ladykissingfish]

*Deidara in the shower, lathering up his hair* Tobi: *steps into the bathroom* Senpai? Please I've waited for so long but I can't hold it anymore; can I just pee really quick?! Deidara: *sighs* Go ahead, hm. But don't flush the toilet after; you're not gonna freeze me out. *Tobi quickly uses the toilet, letting out a sigh of relief* Tobi: Boy, whatever shampoo you're using sure smells good, Senpai! Deidara: Thanks. Now go away, weirdo. Tobi: ... Are you sure you want Tobi to go away? Because Tobi can help you, Senpai. He knows your arms must still be sore from when you had to get them re-attached. He can wash your hair for you ... *switches to Obito voice* And he can wash other parts for you ~ Deidara: Deidara: If ... If I agreed to let you come in here ... is that all that would happen? You'd just "help" me? Tobi: Of course, Deidara. We're good pals, ain't we? Don't friends help each other out in times of need? Deidara: Deidara: *slowly pulls back the shower curtain* Come on. *the next day* Konan: Dei? What's the matter? You've been limping around all morning. Are you in pain? Deidara: Kind of, but, I also feel really, really good, hm. Konan: What happened? Deidara: I was just ... I was just testing out my friendship with Tobi, hm. Turns out I'm ... I mean it, is a lot more flexible than I gave it credit for. Konan:

[ladykissingfish]

Tobi: Senpai, when are ya gonna go on a date with Tobi? Deidara, in a low voice: Funnily enough I wouldn't have a problem going on a date with Tobi, hm. But that other guy? That Obito Uchiha dude? Not too keen on that. Tobi, also in a low, Obito voice: You can't hold that against me for forever, Deidara. We can't help what family or clan we're born into! C'mon, we would have a lot of fun together, I know we would. Deidara: I can have "fun" with anybody. But what about the other stuff? Like, could you protect me if we were in danger? Tobi: Are you kidding me?? I'm a master of over a hundred different jutsus! I have the sharingan and soon enough I'll have the rinnegan, too! There's nothing in this world I couldn't protect you from, if it came down to it. Deidara: Okay, so, what if we were out walking, hm. And we got ambushed by a group of enemy nin. What if we manage to get away BUT I noticed that they didn't seem to be impressed by my art, so I go back after them on my own. Would you stop me, or help me get my revenge? Tobi: Tobi: Are ... are you asking if I could protect you, from yourself? Deidara: *shrugs* I AM my own biggest threat, after all. So what do you think? Tobi: Tobi: I think ... I think perhaps I need a few years to properly train for such a task ...

[ladykissingfish]

*Deidara walks into Tobi’s room to find him curled up in his bed, facing the wall*

Deidara: *sighs and goes to Tobi’s side* Still, man? You’re still hung up on this?

Tobi, voice muffled: Go away, Senpai. You hurt Tobi’s feelings. You hurt Tobi’s feelings worse than anyone ever has before.

Deidara: … Are you being serious right now, hm? You’re a grown man! You can’t take a little constructive criticism??

Tobi: *turns around and faces Deidara* It wasn’t “constructive criticism”, Senpai! It was super mean and you didn’t even have to say it! Tobi would never say anything like that to you!

Deidara: Okay, you know what? I —

*Pein and Konan walk into the room*

Pein: Deidara. Enough. This idiocy has been going on between the two of you for long enough. Discord between Akatsuki partners is a hindrance to completing missions successfully; therefore, Deidara, you need to apologize.

Deidara, indignantly: Apologize?! Are you kidding me? I was expressing an opinion, hm! How is it my fault if he can’t handle my thoughts??

Konan: Deidara, you heard Leader. While I’m unaware as to what your argument is about, I know that it must be fairly serious, to render someone as happy-go-lucky as Tobi into this sad state. Now apologize.

Deidara, grudgingly and reluctantly: Fine, hm. Tobi, I’m sorry that I said that candy corn is “disgusting” and that you’d “be better off eating melted crayons”, hm.

Konan: … Wait. You two are fighting about candy??

Tobi, in Obito voice: This fucker also said that caramel doesn’t belong in sweets and is worse than the gunk in a toilet bowl! He’s lucky I didn’t kill him!!

Konan and Pein: 

[ladykissingfish]

Deidara: *brings a bottle of water and some Pepto Bismul to Tobi who's laying on the couch* Deidara: You know, I really shouldn't be helping you, hm. You're never gonna learn if I keep helping every time you do this to yourself. Tobi: Awwww, Senpai! Tobi didn't do anything that bad! He just -- Deidara: Tobi just scarfed back TEN BAGS of Halloween candy in a single go, then drank down a liter of fruit punch on top of it! I swear if you hadn't thrown some of that back up, you'd probably be dead! Tobi: Tobi can't help it, Senpai. Tobi just really, really likes sweet things. Deidara: Well, what if I gave you something else, something that's also sweet BUT infinitely more healthy for you? Tobi: Like what? Ooh, a cake?! Or maybe a piece of pie? Or -- *Deidara leans over Tobi, lifts his mask slightly to the side, and kisses him on the lips* Deidara, blushing: How about that, hm? Better than the candy? Tobi: Tobi: Can ... can I have another taste? Deidara, blushing harder: How about we go to my room and I'll give you a taste of something even better ~? Tobi: Everyone else sitting in the living room:

[ladykissingfish]

*Obito and Deidara at a motorcycle shop* Obito: Well, what do you think, beautiful? Deidara: I think no matter what you buy, you're gonna end up crashing it and splitting your stupid skull all over the pavement, hm. Obito: *sighs* I wish you weren't so against this. You know how long I've wanted my own bike, how long I've been saving for one? Deidara: It just seems a pretty stupid thing, "saving" to die. Obito: I'm not going to die! I'm super careful when it comes to riding. And really, there's no greater chance of me dying on a motorcycle than there is of me dying in the car with YOU, you speed demon. Deidara, indignantly: I don't drive that fast, hm. And there's a difference; if we crashed in a car, we have like a two thousand pound cage surrounding us to protect us. But with a motorcycle you're left vulberable and exposed. Anything could happen. Obito: *puts his arms around Deidara and hugs him* I appreciate how much you love me, and how concerned you are with my safety, my love. Tell you what; how about YOU pick out the bike I buy? Deidara: Me? Obito: Yes. That way you can be reassured of it's safety and quality. Deidara: And you'll stick with anything that I pick. Obito: Yes. Promise. Deidara: Okay, hm! I know just the one! *next week, at Obito and Deidara's house* Hidan: So where's this new bike that your old man got? I can't wait to see it, he's been talking about buying one for fuckin' forever! Deidara: He should be pulling up on it any second -- oh, there he is! *Hidan's jaw drops as Obito pulls up on a red Schwinn bicycle with a basket on the back and a large horn on the front* Obito: *takes off his helmet and he pulls up to the curb* Obito: Hey, babe, I'm home. *takes a bag out of the basket* Got us some take-out for dinner. Hidan:

[feemoon]

Letter.

Sorry if it's hard to read (read from right to left)

[ladykissingfish]

*Deidara wakes up early in the morning to find Tobi sitting at the edge of his bed, his head in his hands, crying* Deidara: W-what the hell? Tobi, what's going on?? Tobi: Senpaaaaiii ... Tobi did something terrible! Tobi was practicing a new jutsu that he learned from watching one of the Konoha nin, and ... and now Tobi can't reverse it! Deidara: *sighs and sits up, stretching* Good lord, what next. Okay, stop your bawling, we'll figure it out. What can't you undo? Tobi: *turns toward Deidara to reveal long hair and extremely large breasts* It's called the "Sexy Transformation Jutsu"; it was supposed to make Tobi be a pretty girl! But now I can't make it go back! Deidara: Deidara: T-there's no need to rush things ... *pulls Tobi into his arms and hugs him, "accidentally" coping a feel of his chest* Let's just wait a while, see how things play out. Tobi, blushing: B-but Senpai -- *Hidan walks into the room* Hidan: Hey, blondie, you up yet? I need ya to help me -- Hidan: *stops as he catches sight of Deidara sitting with his head completely buried between Tobi's breasts* Hidan: ... Sorry to disturb you. *shuts the door* Tobi: Senpai! Now Hidan-senpai is gonna think we're a couple of perverts! Deidara: *lays back on the bed and pulls Tobi down on top of him* Well, let's not have him just "thinking" we're perverts, hm. Let's leave him without a doubt ~ Tobi:

[thereaperwithglasses]

Day 2 - near death experience

So the idea is that Deidara almost dieds and to save him Obito puts him in a genjutsu and this is the last thing Deidara sees

[feemoon]

Dei-chan is a thief who steals Obito’s dango~

[thereaperwithglasses]

All my other art for TobiDei week. Sorry I couldn't upload them I ran in to some problems but here they are now.

Day 3 protection

This monster is the cause of the near-death experience. As it's many eyes can show whoever looks at them there worst fears, and deidara looked right into all 10.

Day 4 genderbent

I just need Deidara to be hot.

Day 5 - alternative fashion

Punk Obito x scenecore Deidara

Day 5 - taking a shower together.

There cute and I think they should kiss a lot.

Day 7 - 90s anime

That's it we did it! All 7 days and look at them being cute. I think having them in a inuyasha type au would be fun.

Obito: Deidara senpai watch what I can do!

*something stupid*

Deidara: Sit boy!

*Obito gets slammed to the ground*

Yep that power definitely won't get abused.

[feemoon]

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