#toh crack

[microwavedkidney]

Hunter is too enamored with the photographer to realize both him and Gus ingested deadly toxins 💛💚

[emsprovisions]

What if his name is Mattholomule Tholomule

[probablyhuntersmom]

This vid kept appearing in my YT suggestions sidebar so here

[the-finnster-in-sheeps-clothing]

Fangbill is just the male version of lumity and nobody can change my mind no matter HOW hard you try.

[waywardsunlight]

Belos: AHHH!

Hunter: What's wrong uncle Belos? D:

Belos: I just saw a scary blonde man in that mirror

Hunter: That's your reflection

Belos: ... oh, it is

[unicornlovers10]

Hunter was so sleep deprived that he accidentally called Lilith mom once during one of their lessons. It was embarrassing for everyone involved.

[weirdwurbahahaaha]

[littlebigmouse]

Imagine if one of the previous Golden Guards found out about the grimwalker thing and officially went MIA, but actually used the portal to the human realm to escape Belos' whole deal and built himself a new life as some kind of lumberjack in a lone hut in the woods*. The gang finds out about this by coming across the guy and Hunter getting an axe shoved in his face by a sixty-something "cospiracy enthusiast" who's been on the lookout for anyone looking for him ever since and is not too pleased to see Hunter, leading to confusion on all sides. *I'm aware that statistically speaking the previous GG would have come to earth and immediately socialized himself a new nuclear family, but he was raised quite differently from Caleb and I do not believe that all the caleb clones had game, okay, some of them need to embrace the weirdness more.

[fallenflowersfromgrace]

The only character that I can say for certain is going to die just off a feeling aside from Belos, (maybe Alador since he's MIA)

It's gonna be Odalia.

She's gonna be hit by a bus.

And die.

[adr-n-sketchy]

Toh Crack thought of the day

Are Kikimora and Eberwolf related?

It's the hand-motif loincloth and hair for me. But also the fact that they're both smol biped demons serving the emperor. Also maybe that's where Kiki's phalange-dragon thing Princess came from, bc Beast Keeping coven leader and all

[marcholasmoth]

this is a joke but hooty hits on an oblivious camila

THIS IS SUCH A FUNNY CONCEPT

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after belos had been defeated, camila adopted the collector as another child and convinced him to stop playing games and to be nice to other people, as she is wont to do.

her first time at the owl house was this:

"don't YOU look nice, hoot hoot!"

camila jumped out of her skin as a weird... bird?? tube?? appeared in her face out of nowhere.

wait. she's seen this face before...

"luz, mija, is this the... thing? that was on the door?"

luz nodded.

"and it doesn't bite?"

luz shrugged. "sometimes? depends on the day," she said noncommittally as she ran into the house calling for eda.

"uhhh," camila turned her attention back to the weird bird that lived in the door that was somehow closer than before. "hello?" she said nervously with a small wave, taking a step back.

"hiiIIIIiiii!!! you're my new best friend, hoot hoot!" hooty curled around camila and squeezed her, lifting her off the ground.

camila let out a yell, and upon seeing lilith off in the distance, called for her to help her.

lilith did not come running. camila groaned.

"hootsifer, what have i said about lifting up new people and flailing around with them?" she asked him when she walked up to the house a minute or so later.

camila was slowly lowered to the ground and let go. she could finally breathe again.

"you said not to," hooty replied, sorrow lacing his words.

"now what do you say to camila?" lilith admonished, crossing her arms.

"i'm sorry for picking you up and flailing around with you," hooty said, directed at camila, who was still kind of in shock at the whole thing.

camila didn't say anything, which prompted hooty to continue talking.

thankfully though, hooty was talking to lilith, so camila was able to go inside of her own volition. she sighed. no wonder the kids were the way they were.

[microwavedkidney]

Hunter doesn't have a little devil on his shoulder, he has a chaotic little Willow. (even worse)

[random-dragon-exe]

So I did a thing and made a crack for The Owl House.

I just thought I'd share here because I want to share my antics with everyone who has ToH brainrot as much as I do.

[circusmantis]

The girls that get it, get it and the girls that don’t, don’t.

My contribution to the old woman yuri community

[booboobuddies]

for the longest, i’ve been thinking Luz’s palisman is going to be a bat, cardinal, or otter. but thanks to them made me think otherwise.

here’s all the evidence to the fact that Luz’s palisman could actually be a snake:

there’s too many snake references for it to be a coincidence. like, even her shirt has a caduceus (a literal staff with a snake on it).

[waywardsunlight]

Belos: Curiosity killed the Caleb

Belos: CAT I MEAN CAT

Luz: ...

Belos: I SAID CAT