#toiler paper

[themakeupbrush]

An unidentified guest at the 2023 Cannes Film Festival

[retiredhunterdjura]

guess who needs to find another note taking app bc apparently evernote is now restricting the free tier to only to 50 notes 1 notebook when previously it was perfectly fine to have a 250.000 notes limit lmao

[ilovereadingandstuff]

WHY IS ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?!

Like, really!! I search for a tags, for memes, BUT NOTHING!!

How is anyone talking about fKING SIMP Hua Cheng who was able to light up THREE THOUSAND lanters for his beloved??

aND MAN, XIE LIAN DIDN'T EVEN CONSIDER ASSIST TO THE PARTY!!! It was Wind Master who forced convinced him to go!!

And not a thousand...it was THREE!! As it one thousand wasn't enough!! Not even Jun Wu was able to pull a thousand, bro!!! a little bit of mercy, you fking simp!! I'm joking sweetheart, I love Hua Cheng.

[psalmsofpsychosis]

Pixar's short movie "Kitbull" (2019) has a more intricate moral and philosophical framework around the nature of evil than 85+ years of Batman comics and i think the vicious and mind-numbingly boring pattern of Batman and Joker's cyclical push-and-pulls can affectively be broken by joker getting the pitbull treatment, in this essay i will

[tuxedokit]

for a variety of reasons i heavily associate dion with cats (graceful yet still a dumbass, quality time as a love language, good balance, etc) and one of the reasons my brain made this association is that dion aquato seems very much like the kind of person to jump high into the air when she's startled. like how raz and tala will automatically scale the nearest tall object, or queepie will punch it, or frazie will throw the nearest available object, but dion just. shouts loudly and jumps. then denies that she was ever startled in the first place.

hey anon? do you have a psi portal or like. telepathy or something? cause ive also hced this for like. ever. how did you know. did you peek into my brain? or are you just so incredibly based?

dion is literally just a cat. shows affection by co-existing with you or facing away, seems rude or standoffish and probably is a little bit but is not nearly as antagonistic as people say. would totally swipe a glass of water off the counter for attention. needs to be in my arms for comfort purposes.

[incarnateirony]

oh no i made the mistake of staying awake here

what even are my notes today

YEAH i gotta go i got a. thing

[stuckinapril]

horrific articles are dropping about women in gaza having c-sections without anesthesia. girls on their periods are using toiler paper, parts of tents, and scraps of fiber just to get by, because there aren't any period products available on hand. newborn babies are suffering from hunger and ailments while watching their mothers bleed to death. please take a moment to imagine how not only excruciatingly painful, but absolutely dehumanizing that is. then donate, however little it may be, to credible organizations that are on the ground trying to bring humanitarian aid to gaza.

[the-sieve]

"Hey can you go and grab me [thing] ?"

Goes to grab [thing] but comes back with totally different [thing] and does not notice until I'm standing in front of said person, both of us staring at the not-right-thing very awkwardly.

[mitternz]

amy stop misspelling “toilet” as “toiler” challenge

[bubblo]

i don't understand people who don't shit at school or work as a rule like you obviously aren't the toilet paper purchaser at your home

[baekuras]

you ever just wanna go take a sh*t in peace at 2am and get jumpscared by a juvenile house spider when you look to your side-already reaching for the toilet paper

because help

[rickybabyboy]

[Begin ID: "Red and white tabby sitting on a closed toilet. There are plunger, toilet paper and toilet emojis around him. A transparent image of him from above is above him. His face has an image of him looking up on it and at the top it says "I'm on the toiler" in orange" End ID]

Funny mom made this for me ^_^

[grell-sutcliffe]

Woke up this morning with my uterus lining gushing out from between my legs. We just moved and don't know where the pads are. All I have are these

[eurosimmer]

Pace: How am I supposed to choose the right formal outfit if I can't see yours first?

Dina: I'm sure TPTP has it all under control!

Pace: TPTP? Toiler Paper?

Erik: The Powers That Play, dude.

[crehador]

kyuushi s2 op ✧ satetsu & toiler paper boy etiquette breacher

[khaleesiofalicante]

YES TO THE TOILET PAPER DEBATE!

We use the hand spray thing and that's the only thing I can tolerate! I do not understand how people feel satisfied (?) with just using toiler paper.

No but like genuinely????

Imagine if y’all had poo on your face? Would you just wipe it with paper and say aight that’s enough? 😭😭😭