#tonight it was toys

[shotmrmiller]

in which johnny gifts the love of his life a sex toy outta nowhere

when you mumble into the phone that you miss him, johnny, he pauses for a second, then tells you he's going to bring you a gift back home. "to keep ye company, hen." after, he locks himself in a bathroom stall and watches you play with yourself until you both come.

but you'd thought he'd bring you a pet. a live animal that needs a cage to be brought across the world, not a long, slim unmarked box.

it's a sex toy. and it's rather large, at that. your hand wraps around the base, fingertips still a good inch apart.

"and i'm supposed to be using that?" his arms wrap around your waist, his thick stubble grazing the sensitive skin of your neck, raising goose flesh.

"don't like it? only had ye in mind, hen." he presses a wet kiss on your fluttering pulse. you've never really talked about toys in your relationship. you don't need them, of course, and johnny more than makes up for the time lost between you two whenever he's home but this?

"i don't know," you mumble. "a bullet would've made more sense, i think. at most a rose." his hands run up your sides, to the swell of your breasts and give you a gentle squeeze. he doesn't believe the tripe of people valuing size over all else, does he? the thing is easily as thick as your forearm and it's corded with veins. and it's uncut. whoever is making these are going to extreme lengths to make it as realistic as possible.

he bucks his hips, prominent bulge in his jeans coming to rest in the small of your back. of course he'd get excited. menace.

"ye willnae have t'use it alone now tha' i'm here. 'sides, i think ye'd look perfect with my pretty kitty stretched thin around it." johnny grabs your hips firmly, creating small divots as his grip tightens. "maybe i'll watch ye fuck yerself on it, hm? lap at yer clit while ye do." liquid heat pools in your belly, pulsing hot between your legs.

he really wants you to use it, given by his ragged breathing and he rutting himself against you. fine. "okay. just, not right now, yeah? i want only you in me." his eyes burn fluorescent as he nods, his large hand cradling your head as he pulls you in for a kiss.

you missed this. the sweet sting of his cock sliding home in your aching cunt, the sharp pinch below your navel when his tip comes to sit snugly against the plug of your womb. you've missed this. missed him.

maybe he'll forget all about that monstrosity sitting in the box.

-

he doesn't. he's bringing it up hours later, his spend still dripping warm on your thighs. johnny cannot be serious.

"course i am, hen." his fingers sweep at the hair stuck to your sweat-slick forehead. "is it a crime to want to see ye split open on some- something else?"

you think nothing of his stutter. "alright," you groan. if that's what he wants. it'll be interesting to see just how much you can take. you'll never tell him that your pussy clenched around nothing at the thought, his cum trickling out faster, pooling on the sheets.

-

it's not warm. the tip of it presses against your swollen entrance, cold in contrast to your heated flesh. johnny watches you swallow a gasp, your trembling hands reaching for his as you slide down an inch, two, three. johnny's cum is wonderful lube, but the searing burn- the size of toy is overwhelming, your walls being wrenched apart as you glide down further. johnny presses a prickly kiss on your cheek, cooing in your ear all the while his clever fingers draw gentle circles on your clit. "focus on breathin', bonnie. yer tensin' up."

desire begins to bubble beneath your skin, pleasure causing your muscles to warm and slacken, and after a long couple of minutes, you find yourself at the base.

but then johnny grabs your hips from behind and pulls- oh. "that's it." if you'd thought the toy had originally been in your stomach, it's now in your throat. "pretty as a peach, hen. jus' wha' i wanted to see." a shiver dances up your spine, notches trembling as you get used to the unforgiving stretch of the toy. his breath warms the side of your neck. "on yer go."

you come around it no less than three times, leaving it milky and johnny cleans it up with his mouth before he cleans you up.

-

the girth of it is something you'll never get used to but it does get easier. when johnny goes back to work, he tells you that all he asks for are videos of you using it. for his collection, he greedily says.

you send him as many as you can, no matter the hours. just a quick nsfw text before getting his thumbs up and away it goes. it's incredibly fun. the relationship hadn't been dull by any means, but this just feels invigorating. you feel rejuvenated. that johnny is your biggest cheerleader while using it is such a bonus.

you oughta marry him. maybe you'll elope the next time he's home. but when the next time comes, johnny calls you instead of messaging you the usual be home soon text.

and it sends you reeling.

bonnie. the toy treat ye well while i was gone?

no better than you could me, but yeah. i'm still sore from using it in the last video i sent you.

that's great. if ye like the toy then ye'll love the real thing, i ken. we'll be there in 10.

[usertoxicyaoi]

"After everything I've done to you, and you don't say a word?"

HAPPY OF THE END (2024). EPISODE THREE.

[depravedangelbaby]

♡ i was made to be kissed ♡

[ilonacho]

screw it, kid zeroes

[jetsandflowers]

some Blitzwing sketches .v.

[lady-quen]

Just one more time Before I go, I'll let you know That all this time I've been afraid Wouldn't let it show Nobody can save me now, no Nobody can save me now

In other words, images of Mael captured seconds before disaster

[toytulini]

Everyone stop youre drinking the battery acid spaghetti all wrong. the correct receptacle is a

Chalice

[gio-cosmo]

We are livin our liiiivvvveeesss abound with so much informatiooonnnn

[xxxkatyte]

[goobersplat]

1980s McDonald’s Toy Moon Man's Jeep

[queen-mabs-revenge]

If you don't mind me asking, what is this Late Late Toy Show you've been posting about? It looks wild.

how do i begin to explain the late late toy show?

ok as someone who didn't grow up with it, i'll give it my best shot. it's ostensibly a big variety show that's meant to show off the new hit toys of the year and give parents a bit of a hint as to what the kiddos might want, especially when said kiddos are hopped up on chocolate and pointing at the tv when smth their little sugar blitzed hearts desire shows up.

but in reality....it's the host ryan tubridy bedecked in increasingly heinous sweaters (and the occasional fursuit) absolutely unhinged - pupils the size of dinner plates - from minute one at the most manic pace you've ever seen in your life.

either the most heartwarming, the most chaotic, or the most savage kids around alternating between making the audience cry and then ruthlessly bullying ryan with the gleeful malice only a child can wield. children performing talents in clips that will 100% be shown to future prospective partners in 10-15 years. kids meet their celebrity idols, big huge life-changing gifts are given, and there's one for everyone in the audience as well!

50% of the toys don't work, the other 50% are kind of inconsequential to the real star of the show which is the absolute unhinged energy that is fed into by millions of people in ireland and around the world releasing a year's worth of crushing anxiety into sadistically cheering on a grown man absolutely losing his mind over the course of the entire fever dream.

true culture, tbh.

[sexylittleslutsls]

The taste from sex toys being sweetly dipped inside .. come to bed handsome as I have many naughty intentions for the entire night together …. 😈😈

[bringbackgoth]

He’s an educated young man.

[satansknitwear]

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[nighhtwing]

DAMIAN WAYNE & HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS FATHER

batman incorporated (2012) #1 / honoree fanonne jeffers, "dreams of my father" / batman: dark knight [ii] #10 / diane wakoski, "the father of my country" / batman and robin (2011) #1 / ruth gilligan, the butchers / detective comics #1032 / julian randall, "icarus imposter syndrome" / super sons #10 / alice munro, face / dark knights: death metal #7 / maya phillips, erou / shadow war: alpha #1 / romeo oriogun, "on the 23rd death anniversary of my father"

[cooperbutter88]

Half the crew casually saying they never really had toys as kids- cut to franky furiously creating a bunch of little toys for each of them. Usopp helped too after hearing Franky's plans, being one of the crew to actually have toys as a kid gifted from some grown ups at his old village. He'd paint the figures franky made, as well as gather some material

They made a few toys for each crewmate, more for those who mentioned never having toys

Luffy and chopper get star eyes once gifted to, yelling in amazement at all the little features some had, forcing the others to play with them too

Nami was given a wooden doll that was carved with a fallen branch of one of her trees, plus a cat pillow, she thanked them in awe and slight embarrassment

Zoro said he never had toys, if you don't count his wooden training swords (he did) , so they made him one with carvings on the handle that inscribed all of the strawhats names. They also gave him a little movable figurine of a samurai with it's own sword.

Robin was given a handful of cute animal toys and plushies, each a different color. She instantly blushed at receiving something so cute

Sanji was handed a big fish stuffed animal and he looked at them like "I'm a grown man." But he thanked them none the less. Of course he ends up sleeping with it under his arm every night, plus he named it.

Brook was gifted a small ukulele that looks exactly like the one he had when he was younger, he instantly started writing a song, full of creativity.

Franky also made Usopp some stuff too, keeping it a secret. Once he was gifted a small box of toys he almost started crying before getting tackled by Luffy, who was trying to command the rest of the crew to play with his awesome new figurines.