How 1776 characters would react to you asking them how they are:
John Adams: ah well. I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a congress. And by God, I have had this Congress! For ten years King George and his Parliament have gulled, cullied, and diddled these Colonies with their illegal taxes--Stamp Acts, Townshend Acts, Sugar Acts, Tea Acts--and when we dared stand up like men they stopped our trade, seized our ships, block- aded our ports, burned our towns, and spilled our blood- and still this Congress won't grant any of my proposals on Independence even so much as the courtesy of open debate! Good God, what in hell are they waiting for? Oh, how about you?
Benjamin Franklin: I am fine, just sitting here being preserved for posterity. And yourself?
Thomas Jefferson: I’m alright, just missing my wife. And you?
John Dickinson: I want to fucking kill John Adams that’s how I am.
John Hancock: I’m fed up with this damn congress. FUCK NEW YORK! How about you?
Charles Thompson: I can’t read through the resolution without an interruption :(
Edward Rutledge: I WAS annoyed, but now I’m happy cuz I got my way.
James Wilson: I’m sad because I don’t think Johns in love with me :(
Dr. Lyman Hall: I’m doing well, thank you. And you?
Stephen Hopkins: can you get me a rum before I tell you?
Roger Sherman: I’m angry cuz there isn’t anymore coffee :(
John Witherspoon: I am doing extremely well my dear friend. And what about you?
Richard Henry Lee: I AM DOING GLAD-LEE AND I AM HAPPI-LEE ACCEPTING THE POSITION OF GOVERNOR IN VIRGINIA! And you darling?
Thomas McKean: What do you mean man? Can’t you see I am bloody depressed by Washington’s stupid dispatches?
Caesar Rodney: *is dead*
George Read: NO NO NO!!!
Samuel Chase: Don’t ask me this while I’m eating!
Josiah Bartlett: I banned all horse racing and gambling so I’m happy. And you?
Lewis Morris: I abstain, courteously because I don’t know how to answer that. But I guess I’m sad.
Andrew McNair: Sweet Jesus I’m annoyed with everyone.
Robert Livingston: MY WIFE JUST HAD A SON SO I AM GOING HOME TO CELEBRATE AND POP A CORK WITH ALL THE LIVINGSTONS TOGETHER BACK IN OLD NEW YORK!
Courier: Momma can’t find me here :(
Abigail Adams: Oh thank you for asking, I’m doing just fine. How about you?
Martha Jefferson: I’m afraid I’m not feeling too well, but thanks for asking.
Joseph Hewes: I want to go fishing.
Leather apron: *can’t speak*
BONUS:
George Washington: I have been in expectation of receiving a reply, on the subject of my last 15 dispatches. Is anybody there? Does anybody care? Does anybody care?
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