#top fav ever

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, posting on Tiktok: You know, I’m not the most attractive guy. I know that. But you know who is?

Eddie: My husband.

Eddie: And I’ve always thought, well. If he’s attracted to me than I must be alright, right?

Eddie: And then he’ll put on Star Trek and I’m reminded that not only does he have bad taste but he is so fucking horny for Patrick Stewart.

Eddie: Don’t get me wrong. Patrick Stewart is a fine looking man but *gestures to all of him but mainly his hair* what does that mean for me?

Eddie, nudging Steve: Babe, would I be hot if I have pointy ears and a fucked up haircut?

Steve, not looking away from the tv: You already have those things.

[jamjoob]

Can't remember if i posted this

[jade-of-mourning]

i miss them

[foolishgroovy]

Anyone else absolutely enamoured by TMNT Mutant Mayhem ???! And their dynamics??! And splinter?.!,,!!! And the art style!!??!!

[myersesque]

one thing i love abt benoit (there are many - he's one of my favourite characters ever) is that he's fully aware of how much these people underestimate him. he's disarmingly sweet and seems to ramble endlessly about the most insignificant things, and tops it off with some good ol' southern charm. he knows that none of the rich assholes he often has for suspects sees him as a threat - they're underestimating him from the second they meet him. he knows this, and so he uses it to his advantage, rambling about just the right topics, asking just the right innocent questions, so by the time they remember he's the world's greatest detective, he's already got them - and i will gladly keep eating that shit up for another billion movies if they keep making em.

[suntails]

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this is a piece from my silver artbook, currently accepting preorders!! u can get a copy here!

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[dollyyun]

"Consider yourself lucky, doll." His deep voice is a lulling seduction, while his lips are grazing against the shell of your earlobe, a hauntingly intimate gesture. "Not many managed to live to see another day after doing what you did, and you seem to have forgotten that you're just a mere human."

As soon as Jay steps away from you, you release the breath you have been holding back rather shakily. Though you remain poised with your icy eyes glaring into them, the fear oozing from your body melds with your enigmatic scent, an irresistible combination that enraptures them. You observe the colour of their eyes turning into the same shade of crimson that looks eerily hypnotising, sending you dreadful shivers down your spine.

Your breath hitches in your throat at their ravenous gaze, and from the look on their faces, you know that they can hear your pulse pumping loudly out of fear and anxiety. Still, you decide to act on your instinct as you turn around to make a run, only to let out a startled shriek at the swift appearance of Sunghoon as he towers over your figure imposingly.

"It's time for our little prey to learn her lesson, yeah?" Sunghoon's gravelly deep voice intensifies your inner turmoil as he tantalisingly backs you up. "Lesson number one: never turn your back on your predators."

Your back hits something solid, and in a blink of an eye, your arms have been seized from behind in a lethal grip, rendering you helpless in the menacing presence of your predators who desire to devour you at any moment.

A cruel smirk plays on Sunghoon's lips, allowing his deadly fangs to peek between his lips while you feel every bit of your resolve crumble, your humanly instinct wanting to surrender defeat.

"Lesson number two," Jay nearly growls out next to your ear, eliciting a pathetic whimper from you while they revel in the palpable fear you exude. "You'll let us use you however we want, and you'll take it like an obedient human who is only worth being our walking blood bag."

Amidst the fear, you can't help but become aroused — a newfound sensation that pools in your tummy. It seems that they are able to smell your arousal in the way their noses flare and their fangs become elongated.

"Fuck, princess smells so fucking good," Jake mutters under his breath, nearly salivating in the mouth at your remarkable, heavenly scent that no doubt will send him into a state of ecstasy.

"Darling is turned on by this, yeah?" A smirk etches on Heeseung's charming face as he gazes at you condescendingly, sending a peculiar flutter to your heart. "Don't worry. If you're good, we'll reward you with a different kind of pleasure."

You open your mouth to speak, but instead, a scream tears from your throat at the searing sensation of Jay's fangs sinking deeply into your neck. Tears glisten in your eyes as you stare at Sunghoon, who revels in your agony before he swiftly sinks his fangs into the other side of your neck, drawing out pained gasps and moans from you while Heeseung and Jake await their turn to get a taste of your sweet blood.

[snoopyracing]

lando’s special helmet design for the 2024 hungarian gp

[voixprizma]

sketch comm for @sillywetkittenincardboardbox : 3c

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix - Sebastian Vettel(ft. Mark Webber & Jenson Button)

[tomatoart]

to stay the same sad, sorry mother

[elizabethzoopzoop986]

They’re so silly

Platonic Akanene is so silly omg. Underrated duo istg. They’re besties your honor. Plus canonly they’ve know each other for like four years and are like in the same friend group cause Aoi.

[wigglesdtuff]

moon princess

[thelongestwalk]

guess who finally started dungeons and drag queens!! it's first d20 property that I couldn't choose a fav character and had to draw them all!

[kcdoos]

happy fifth anniversary, kirby star allies 💖💕🫶

[badnewswhatsleft]

(x) "my name's patrick and with me as always is joe" 🥹