sometimes a workplace is the worst man you’ve ever met, the gayest most unserious man on the planet, a self-destructive woman whose relationship with her fiance can best be describe as 'toxic yaoi', a deeply sad man in a lesbian situationship with his boss, and Thee cuntress supreme
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Man torchwood 3s hiring process is literally the hardest YET the easiest of the Torchwoods...
Like, sure the best of the best is needed, but are you a dumbass??? Are you bisexual??? Are you a whore??? Do you dress for somehow comfort AND style??? What's your stances on doing things for the #Aesthetic????
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SOMEBODY, ANYBODY. IM BEGGING YOU. pls write a fic where Jack Harkness has to comfort Gwen through a Panic Attack. I’m looking for these fics, but I can’t find any. If you have recommendations pls.
We see a lot of Jack preventing Gwen from doing something because it’s unsafe in some way. But I need to see Gwen breakdown after the alien threat has passed and Rhys isn’t there because they’re just trying to tidy up and the others are doing ~something specific~ so they aren’t there and Jack notices Gwen being a bit too distracted and then she has like a full on panic attack and Jack recognises it immediately because he’s spent waay too many nights trying to deal with them alone before Ianto. So he helps her calm down. and just like please. Please. I need platonic Jack and Gwen.
Somebody please write this out.
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rip ianto jones you would’ve loved boygenius
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Team Torchwood
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Torchwood - outside the government, beyond the police. We are all that stands between Cardiff and the Rift. So top secret that we’ll wipe your mind without a second thought. We will, however, use our name to order pizza and list our employees’ CVs online.
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PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]
JACK HARKNESS:
ACHILLES:
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iknow logically the reason tosh cant hear jacks thought in greeks bearing gifts is probably bc of his immortality or time travel or whatever but i like to think that he just Doesnt Think. theres not a thought rattling around in his skull. you look into his eyes and theyre vacant
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my fav thing in the torchwood fandom is when u make a post like "owen is a nasty ugly bitch hes the worst person in the world i hate him violently" and the likes are all people with owen pfps
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he wanted to grow old with jack 😐😐😐😐 even if jack couldn’t grow old with him 😐😐😐😐😐😐
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the vote saxon posters easter egg showing up in the background in cjh make me unreasonably excited just like this short scene from greeks bearing gifts did. it’s all coming together, blink and you’ll miss it. i’m going to have to rewatch the s3 finale trilogy after this aren’t i… so i can see jack in a new, more defined light
wonder who the leader of the opposition is… >:)
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