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anteroom-of-death · 2 years

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Man torchwood 3s hiring process is literally the hardest YET the easiest of the Torchwoods...

Like, sure the best of the best is needed, but are you a dumbass??? Are you bisexual??? Are you a whore??? Do you dress for somehow comfort AND style??? What's your stances on doing things for the #Aesthetic????

#personal #torchwood #torchwood 3 #im pretty sure you need a cv and references to work at torchwood 1 #and a no frills suit #my musings about the corporate slash hr side of this fictional organization is endlezz #they talk briefly about the salary in a few episodes and a bf drama #but ya know #torchwood three is full of bimbos #hired on vibes only #dr who

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puppetmaster13u · 8 months

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Meat Marionette 7?? 8????

Thinkin of the lil robins and other kids and just, them trying to build Jarro a meat body maybe. Idk, still rotating Jarro and if he'd have one seeing as they had to build his human form via some different body parts and such...

Anyway did some sleep deprived sketches of each- though I just realized I didn't label Cullen, oh well lol. I like to think the first couple robins are all more flesh and exposed muscle looking as the Tunnels adjust to building bodies that can still, well, grow and develop. They've only just succeeded in building a body that can move and semi function with Bruce after all, and even then it takes a couple years for that body to shift into something more alive with like, a stomach and such that needs more than time in the Hive and some Lazarus water for food and hydration. And even then it's another year or so of the bodies needing to be fed via IV before everything actually becomes semi functional as well, a body.

But anyway, his eleven children!

Dick's body starts out the most simple, but is also the first that they discover that the meat marionettes can in fact evolve seeing as he starts to grow electricity-producing organs almost akin to something like an eel. Which is probably very distressing to Bruce because like, this is his baby?? Who can suddenly tase people which is fine, but what if it gets stronger?

Jason's robin body doesn't get a lot of evolution before the Joker Incident, and then it formed a cocoon to become the next form over a year or so. I do feel like his wings were fluffier and had some down still, not enough to prevent flight, but enough to slow down say, take offs.

By the time Tim & Steph comes around, their bodies have started to develop more armor similar to Bruce's. Like the bodies are slowly developing even when the Hive first creates them from the flesh walls as the Tunnels get better at building living moving bodies. Like it's still are mostly soft larva-esque chitin still, but It's still visibly learning.

And then with Cass her body is far darker, more similar to one of the Bats than the rest of the babies. There's still bits of color- bright yellows to warn for venom and poison- but it's such a sudden left turn that they're concerned about what the Tunnels might do next.

It's a relief when it goes back to more colorful designs with the next ones, even if Duke probably has ended up the most armored straight out of the flesh.

Honestly in general I feel like they're actually very soft if someone gets close enough to touch them. Like they look terrifying, especially in night when it's dark out, but compared to their parent & aunt they're like fluffy baby birds. Something the kids in Gotham are probably familiar with, because the birds will help comfort scared people and victims while Bruce takes care of whatever caused their distress. Sometimes just crouches down and pulls out a small puzzle or something from one of his bags while waiting for the police to arrive while distracting the kids, his own and not.

Jarro if he does have a body like theirs, meat marionette or made by them, I feel like it looks more like some sort of hybrid of whatever the batclan are and some sort of aquatic creature. Like an aquatic (swimming?) xenomorph compared to a runner or a drone. Visibly the same species, but looks almost like a similar caste or subspecies if that makes sense? But honestly if yall have any ideas I am open to them. ______________________________________________________________

Reminder that this Au is a combo of both mine and @phoenixcatch7 so check out their Possessed Doll au, and actually go check them out in general, they have a lot of fun ideas and drabbles <3

#meat marionette au #batman au #batman #dcu #batkids #cryptid batfam #cryptid batman #batfamily #dc #I like to think that Tim got the name Red Robin originally as a thing to discern him from the other active robins #Like he's more red than Steph whose more yellow-ish for example & then there's the others too so the Gotham people have to clarify which on #Have you seen the flying queen xenomorph before? Because that's the same sort of vibe that Kate & Bruce give off #Like the kids are all human sized-ish and then there's the Bats who are... h u g e and deadly #Can eat someone if they really wanted to but chances are they probably haven't #I like to think they will eat raw and rare meat though #Gosh I think them and Killer Croc could be friends #Animalistic non-human looking friends because they'd understand more of having less human instincts #Waylon deserves to get a home & a job- like he only became a criminal because he couldn't get a legal job because no one wanted to hire him #Anyway gimme ideas if you have them #ALSO can I just say: the batfam using shed feathers and fur to weave into a big nest instinctively #They use it to snuggle in the batcave

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turtletoria · 1 year

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why does he look like austin powers

#turtlearts #wordgirl #wg #im kinda sad we never saw him again :(#also what kind of science does this guy do?? he doesnt wear gloves and he dresses so fancy #i was thinking maybe a biologist. hes got the fucking monkey (whom i think is evil!!!! dont trust that little thang!!!)#oh wait no he made the solar paneled wheelchair. maybe hes an engineer? i can see it #bioengineer?? chemical engineer?#itd be funny if he was a maths guy. or a social scientist. and the city just hired him bc he had a phd #oh wait maybe a physicist!!!!!!!!!!!! i can see that i can see that #<- names every stem field and nods enthusiastically #<- guy who only took intro stem courses their whole college career: “wow this is really giving [insert stem field] vibes...”

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boyfriaends · 9 days

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what if you could date a ghost?

#𓆩 ♡ 𓆪 ⊹ ˚˖⋆｡ blossom is speaking. › ooc tag.#// OKAY SO HE WAS KILLED IN A SITUATION OF /if i cant have you all to myself then nobody else can/#// like he went on ONE date with someone. got not good vibes. put that person on his block list and that person did NOT take that well.#// he wasn't on a date the night he was killed. he was just on the way home from running errands.#// he fell off the face of the earth. labeled missing then found out to be dead. taken off the roster except #// his name pops back into the boyfriend for hire booking app for certain people but the app never keeps record of it #// he's haunting the app. he's appearing before certain people. HE'S DEAD yet you can touch him. he's FREEZING to the touch #// only certain people can he appear before.#// there's no leads in his case by the way. IT'S ALMOST LIKE NOBODY CARES #// which is fucking sad if you think about it.#// his eyes were brown but after his death they've lost all the life. there's NO LIGHT in them #// i had to have one supernatural kind of oc here you need to understand #// i also blame rue for this idea because rue said ghost and I RAN WITH THE IDEA SO FAST #// anyways im rambling holy shit

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barid-bel-medar · 3 months

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The great thing about being on a team at work who's overwhelmingly some flavor of neurodivergent is the sheer entertainment of watching the one guy who's completely neurotyptical, and his ongoing desire to throttle all of us, as he attempts to wrangle our shit under control.

#my boss hires on a blend of vibes and competency #as our team demonstrates #we are very competent #we are also collectively insane #we are the only department that can have someone fuck off for an entire month (me)#and not end up completely fucked #which is admittedly because i set my shit up properly before leaving #ah aussieland vacation

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essektheylyss · 5 months

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I have, against all good judgment, started playing Control. I did make it through the first challenge without dying (after I got past the first proper jump) which bodes better than expected, given my video game track record, but we'll see how it goes.

Anyway, I need to make a version of the Socrates meme but with Jesse getting hired as director immediately upon the culmination of some decades-long revenge quest.

#'hired' sure is a word to use for it but like. what else would you call it.#also the Authority southern reach vibes are so strong and not just cuz of the name #you have semi unwittingly become director of a shady semi-extradimensional secret federal bureau.#everything is hostile to you except for one feral old man and honestly he'll probably try to get you killed at some point to.#another feral old man is speaking to you seemingly directly into your brain and he is DEFINITELY going to end up getting you killed.#good luck!#where is my crossover fic of john rodriguez and jesse control playing the most exhausted game of dive bar pool and getting hammered.#I know I'm like. minutes into this game but it's what they both deserve.#(ghost bird can come too cuz it's funny as fuck and she would cheat so badly and both of them would be too tired to notice)#anyway tags with a target audience of me and me only probably

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psychedelic-ink · 1 year

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nothing ruins a day more than someone who commissioned me taking the writing and blocking me from everywhere so they don't have to pay.

#sil bitches to the void #the worst part was that i fucking knew this person would behave like this #they gave me the vibe #and i usually take half price but not this time because I'm stupid #and not only that but they insulted my writing too #like why didn't you check the endless amount of writing i do on here before hiring me???#fucking piece of shit #delete later #i dont wanna be mad and continue writing my joel smut but its hard now #since i just feel my writing is just garbage #yay me

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thedreadvampy · 8 months

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oh boy the depression hole is deep and it is muddy

hahaha I fell into the classic trap! overidentify with your job and considering leaving it will trigger an existential crisis!!!!

#red said #i think it's really fucking happening #i got lunch with my work bff yesterday. she's seriously looking for her next thing.#2 other people in our 9 man team have told me in confidence they're looking elsewhere as well #the work bff is a team manager and she's like yeah I'm helping everyone buff up their CVs and think about what they want #and i. do not think my boss is coming back.#she's extended her mat leave by 2 months already. i think she stepped away and realised. rightly. there's more to life than this shit.#it's not that the organisation is downsizing or any of us are in danger of redundancy #but the vibe has changed big time. it's so much more corporate and less interested in lived experience.#i think the proportion of people in senior management who have even second hand experience with homelessness is shrinking #like the last time our CEO did frontline work was like 1990. and they're expanding the management team constantly #but they're all outside hires and not people who've done frontline or community work. they're the career charity worker types.#the only things keeping me are. i want to at least get to that initial union open meeting and get the ball rolling enough #that it might have a cat's chance in hell of happening without me #and i want to get gears turning in the EDI group to get a commitment a) to acknowledge that we have a whiteness problem #and b) i want to use the funding for LGBTQ inclusion work to kickstart a project where we convene a cross-sector working group #maybe quarterly. where people working in homelessness and social support can discuss best practise for trans inclusivity #in one of the sectors where trans people are most disadvantaged in seeking support #but like if i can get movement on those things I'm fucking gone. cause the bits of my job that are my actual job?#i am getting nothing out of it now

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yotd2009 · 7 months

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my naming scheme for the resurrectionists causes me undue stress a lot of the time but when it works it Works

#edgar mortis is obv edgar allen poe + latin word for death. and his surname plays off the fact that there are four other resurrection men #only identified by their surnames which are pallor livor rigor and algor. rigor mortis should be easy to clock but the rest are all stages #of death as well when you attach -mortis to the end of them. which cements edgar's identity as a resurrection man even when he's farrr too #consumed by morana's world of magic and mystery to be actively working.#morana faust is a slavic death goddess + faust. the most famous necromancer in all of fiction. once again her surname cements her identity #as a necromancer specifically even when she gets swept away by unrelated magical happenings #nine and shi aren't their real names but their identification numbers are 9444999 and 4999444. 9 and 4 are both associated with death and #each of their numbers are the other's but reversed. also nine was a classical composer in life and there's a superstition that classical #composers will not live to write their 9th symphony (he sure as hell didn't lol) so it's fitting that he's the one who ended up with the #nickname. abberline isn't his real name either so he doesn't count. valdís has ancient norse for 'death' (val) + 'dis' (goddess) despite th #name not actually being used for any actual death goddess and her surname toth is likely derived from a medieval german word for death #her name isn't glaringly out of place with the rest of the cast but doesn't immediately let you catch on to her whole deal #which is good bc valdís is meant to sort of blend into the backround of reader's minds until The Reveal.#mara is a minor hindu goddess of death and her surname grave is. well. self explanatory. i tried to give the more non-magical side of londo #more straightforward names to contrast with some of the others and obv her dad was created before her and dr grave seemed like a good name #for someone who only popped up in the story while he was hiring professional grave robbers (now he pawns that task off on mara lol)#ereshkigal kore is just queen of the underworld + queen of the underworld but def has a very grandiose feel which is good bc that's #absolutely the vibes she should be giving off. all her servants' names boil down to figures associated with the greek + mesopotamian #underworlds. mainly attendants of aforementioned goddesses. which fits bc they all serve her #but i'd like to give special consideration to the maid trio here bc they're a set of triplets. and their last name is cerberus.#which famously had 3 heads. and the older two feature a similar naming scheme as persephone + eurydice (they even both end in the same e #sound) but the youngest's name is aisha which means 'living' or 'alive'. and obv her departure from the naming scheme makes her more easily #differentiated from her sisters + more memorable in the long run which is good bc she's the most important maid but it also gives me room t #have a 'my name means alive but she's named for the queen of the underworld so i'm willing to not live up to my name if it means being #closer to her' moment w a shitton of lilies in frame in case it isn't clear to anyone what's going on ('her' means eresh not persephone btw #and then there's dysmas. the patron saint of undertakers. which fits bc catholic. and sanson. as in the executioner. for a character heavil #inspired by the nasuverse's church executioners like kirei and ciel #rosette comes from the rosette nebula which looks like a skull. hayden is from one of my kids at work who said that next time i wrote a #murderer into something i had to name them after her so. here you go hayden. you get to be the cannibalistic child. (the topic came up when #i had to make a murder mystery for class so i stole the names from my kids and i told the ones whose names i used abt it later and she was

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purusadivine · 4 months

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Interviewer is near 30mins late to this interview. I bet I won’t get points for this either 🙄 i would walk out but I ubered 🙃

#good vibes only tho #hopefully I get pity hired #interviewer missed my phone interview the other day too #& everyone else is making me do 2-3 interviews #sighh this job market rn #& yes I’m still interviewing 10 interviews laterrrr

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nightingaletrash · 1 year

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ESO Fighter's Guild: we took on a big contract to destroy Dark Anchors wherever they appear in Tamriel!

Oblivion Fighter's Guild: oh no we're losing jobs and members to the Blackwood Company, whatever shall we do?

Oblivion Gates: *literally right there*

#eso #oblivion #fighter's guild #i can't believe that it never occured to a single count or countess to hire the fighter's guild to deal with the gates #they just have some guards sit and watch them but otherwise do nothing?#like. once the hok has established the method of dealing with the gates then surely someone would be like #'hey maybe the fighter's guild could help combat the crisis by closing some of the gates?'#but apparently not #it's up to this one random and the bruma guard apparently #oblivion's guild does have one thing over eso's though #they have modryn oeryn #sure their guildmaster is pretty useless but eso's was a murdering meridia worshipper #and that's not even starting on the molag bal worshipper who's just vibing along. definitely up to nothing.#definitely never gave herself away by yelling 'by the mace'. a thing that only molag bal worshippers say.

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opens-up-4-nobody · 9 months

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#how is it that i can get only like 6hrs of sleep. go for an hr run up a mountain and still b wired #like ??? make it make sense??? im not even a lil tired. im considering going up thr mountain again #how does my body do this? im not even euphoric. i just habe too much energy #i just wanna smash things with a baseball bat. its so weird. i guess its not really an issue. i just dont understand it which bothers me #its either a mood thing or the hyper disorder :-/ but like idk how i havent noticed it before #like have i always been like that? i have evidence going back to 2019 but i didnt actually notice it until the last year for real #...i guess there is maybe a reason i didnt have so much energy before this but ya kno #whatever. i can try to find a therapist in like 10 days or something. so ill try to figure it out lol #idk im just vibing bc im sorta unemployed rn. i mean ive been hired as a TA but dont meet for that until thurs but im not at my research #assistant job anymore as of Friday. so i can do whatever tf i want. except im still working on my data 🙃 bc im fucked up like that #hopefully the energy lasts. or maybe not bc idk how i would fucking sit in an office at a desk like this #jesus. im like: me having adhd is impossible. but also me: having to do 3 things at once to pay attention and fucking dancing while i liste #bc i cant sit still. listen. i wont believe it until someone diagnoses me. but it wouldn't not make sense #ugh. i wanna run up the mountain again. but last time i was running twice a day to get rid of energy i fucked up my leg and its still #fucked up. but like not enough thst it hurts to walk so i still run on it. maybe ill go see a doctor once my new insurance kicks in lmao #oh Jesus my brain. maybe im just happy to havr all my insurance bullshit cleared up. i guess thats a bonus to living in like libertari4n #land. less regulations than my last state in terms of car insurance lmao #or maybe im nervous abt thr start of the semester. its gonna b a fucking wild ride lol #unrelated

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thursdayg1rl · 9 months

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didn't realise that the summer I turned pretty season 2 was still going lmaoo. I finished episode 6 and was like well damn I guess this is it. here we go again ig