#tosh.ho

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"You know what’s not built Ford tough? The human body."

Daniel Tosh

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"Nobody's gonne whine about a headache to the guy with no spine".

Daniel Tosh!

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You know what really keeps your staff on their toes? ... A harpoon gun.

Daniel Tosh

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God I love Daniel Tosh. Nothing makes me happier than Tosh.0.

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Me Chinese. Me play joke. Me make you choke on cigarette smoke.

Daniel Tosh

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In My Top 10 Tosh.

I think the first episode of the, Over priced concert T's with,.. sex stubble season is probably one of my favorite episodes of Tosh.O. Definitely in my top 10. God damn it! I Fucken love him.

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MTV needs to go back to showing hot teens.....before they were pregnant.

Daniel Tosh

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I am Daniel Tosh and I will not apologize for the smell of this bathroom.

Daniel Tosh

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The Man Behind The Green Screen.

I love reading people’s posts about Daniel Tosh. Especially the fans who love him. Cause they see what I see. A great comedian who really knows how to make you laugh, cry and oohh, all at the same time. Daniel Tosh get so much hate and I can see why. But in all fairness, if you hate him so much and you don’t think he’s funny. Than why are you watching him to begin with? The way I see it, for you to come up with all your reasons why don’t like him or his show or even think he’s funny, you sure did watch his show and him for a good amount of time to come up with all your hate. How about don’t watch it at all. People who diss him constantly watch his show. And they watch more than once. There’s nothing worst than fake haters. Those are people who hate and secretly watch. I know in secrecy you are laughing just as much as his true fans. Daniel isn’t like most celebrities. You don’t read about him out partying or doing drugs. You don’t see him fighting in bars (Chris brown) or punching paparazzos. He’s not going out and doing stupid roles and movies either. You can go ahead and say that its because he’s not funny and that’s why. But that’s not why. Its because he has his own show that he helps not only write but also, he’s the host and executive producer of his own show. He also writes for his stand up shows. And lets not forget he also executive produces Brickleberry and does the voice of Malloy. A role he wasn’t even going to do in the first place. He only wanted to executive produce the show. If you also didn’t know, Daniel also suffers from social anxiety. Though most famous people do have some sort of anxiety or disorder, I personally would have never, ever guessed that Daniel Tosh would actually have one or suffer from something. And I bet most of you didn’t either. If your a true Tosh fan and you watch his show and listen to all his stand up, you can almost weave out who he is because he’s not someone you read about in tabloids. You can’t unfold a magazine and read about his life and all the crazy shit he’s doing like most celebrities that people do look up to. He is a pretty famous guy though. Just look at the people who make appearances on his show. -Chris Rock, Tommy Lee, Chris Brown, Joel Mchale, James Vander Beak, and tons of others. And I know that I’m forgetting a key point. HE’S FUCKEN SEXY AS HELL. Especially for approaching 38. Like he’s really, really handsome. And I think its his smile. Like when he’s really smiling and not pushing a smile. (I can tell the difference). I’m a female and I honestly can say that I love Daniel Tosh and I am never offended by his humor or jokes. AT ALL. He gets A LOT of shit from feminist about his rape jokes. BHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s what I say to that. Because I hope that if you’re a feminist and you have a huge issue with Daniel Toshs rape jokes, that when your digging you’re outraged feminist grave letters to him that you are also writing them to ALL THE COMEDIANS WHO HAVE RAPE JOKES. Cause if your not, well than you’re not doing your job as a feminist. You are just targeting one man. And that gets you no where. What you really should do is learn that comedy is comedy. And understand that its a joke. And if you don’t like it then don’t listen to it or watch it and just don’t go any where near it. My point from this long ass stoned rant, it that haters watch Tosh.0 even when they say they hate him, he’s not funny, and he sucks. They are all laughing and watching him. And also that, he gets paid to be kind of an asshole but if you avidly watch him you can see that he’s not an asshole at all. He’s a very funny comedian that mostly keeps to himself. He does his show, his stand up and stays out of the the media as much as possible. That’s why he’s my idol and my favorite comedian and celebrity. Another note that I forgot to make. Daniel said that after his 38 birthday he is retiring from social media for good and either retiring to the beach or suicide. Now, I know that comedians joke about a lot of things and you can’t take them serious but I take that serious. I don’t want to think that he would do something like that but I also don’t want to take it as a joke and then it happened either. I would surly be deviated thats for sure. I probably wouldn’t laugh for a loooooong time. He does have a count down on his website www.danieltosh.com with Daniel’s Groundhog Day. May 29th is slowly approaching us. WHAT WILL HE DO?

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The foundation to a good friendship is trust but the foundation to good comedy is by betraying your friends.

Daniel Tosh

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I always looked up to people who slayed pussy not dragons.

Daniel Tosh