#totally unnecessary

[todayontumblr]

Saturday April 1.

And you know what that means

[butchysterics]

today is wonderful time to stop reactively viewing people who are younger than you as inferior! students in schools right now, no matter how much you romanticize your education as inherently better? those are people! children who have different cultural references and technological experiences as you? ohh you’re gonna hate this, but those are actually people xoxoxo!!! kids who grew up in the midst of COVID fracturing their lives and who are navigating all the same miserable shit as adults except during their formative years? those are human beings who are going to be adults one day soon

[kirk-goes-to-gallifrey]

Inktober - day 28: Move to Heaven (2021)

[six-of-ravens]

it is deeply annoying stumbling around in my apartment in the near-dark, but then looking outside and seeing all the businesses still have their big fuckoff LED signs on

[snicketesque]

So in the Umbrella Academy show, they changed Elliott Page's character's name after he transitioned publicly? But like, Vanya is already traditionally a dude's name. Why was that necessary?

[aroaceawesomeness]

hate it when parts of old buildings are renovated to look modern. And it's always just the lobbies! I'll see a building with a cool facade and I'll walk in and boom, white and cyan hexagons. Then I'll go a little further in and it's like oh! there's what this building should look like! not sure why they felt the need to make the lobby look like it's from a completely different building, but go off I guess.

[rebirthofartemis]

I had to tell my mom that I don’t have a single person down south. I stopped talking to my ex 5 months ago and I don’t have any friends. She sounded shocked but continued to talk down on me until I had tears in my eyes.

[lewislovesroscoe]

That was so dumb of O’Ward.

[sasasblr]

I had to live one of my childhood traumas now as an adult, and all alone. It was horrible and I felt myself go numb from it. In the end I had to pay money in order to not have any more troubles.

[ladymarycrawley]

Was it necessary going from Salvatore Ferragamo to Ferragamo? I'm so mad

[lobotomyladylives]

Actresses being tortured on the set by male directors is a massive historical and present day scourge of the film and TV industries and it's really SO common when you look into it. like from Kubrick terrorizing Shelley Duvall (and only her) on the set of the shining to Tarantino strangling Diane Kruger until she passed out to Hitchcock replacing fake birds with real birds after Tippi Hedren rejected his advances (in order to scare and physically injure her as a punishment for not fucking him) to James Cameron almost literally drowning Kate Winslet to an actress on GOT being waterboarded ten hrs straight to get like a minute of footage to Brando improvising an unscripted rape scene on the last tango in Paris set with the directors permission that ended up traumatizing Maria Schneider (in fact quite a lot of the gratuitous, graphic rape scenes in film were included for the sadistic pleasure of the male directors at the expense of the actresses).

The list goes on and on and I could seriously talk for ages about how revolting it is that these men still have active careers bc the industry just tolerates it. No piece of art is worth inflicting this disgusting and unnecessary abuse on actresses (and it's ALWAYS the actresses isn't it, never the actors. Hmmm wonder why). We call these men auteurs and geniuses but they're really just pathetic abusive sacks of shit. I want to impale every male director who behaves like this and I want their rotting corpses displayed as a part of the universal studios tour.

[spooky-catboy-angel]

hey there delilah what’s it like in (laszlo cravens worth voice) newww yoahk citaaaeh

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

so i was thinking about how Howdy has eight legs bc he's a caterpillar - those have lots of legs. but butterflies? they only have six

imagine he comes out of his chrysalis and he's down two limbs. mf would have to relearn how to Walk

[im-the-batmann]

You like to get totally nasty and be turned into a toilet 🚽 boy a no do your hole gapping dripping down

[reactionimagesdaily]

Do you have that image that has Mr crabs saying "we used to kill people with hammers for saying that" ?

Yep yep

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

VERY interesting that this moment took place in the "woman in house and wilson's building thinks they're gay/dating" episode

also. hugh laurie's little smirk here really adds a certain . . . dimension to this moment that would not be there if he'd responded to the joke in a different way