#touch grass or whatever. but >:'(
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full company doodles i gave up on
#kitsch answers#murder drones fanart#murder drones#serial designation n#uzi doorman#nuzi#serial designation v#serial designation j#oilrose#envy#codegold#juzi#full company#full company md#vuzi#envuzi#my stuff#i’m feeling silly#something about these guys are really comforting to me#something something awkward angry mess gets taken care of by three idiots who show her how to love again#i was having a Beautiful Prince Disorder moment and needed to self regulate to keep myself from being insane#anyways unrelated i mentioned before its nice outside so i might go for a walk or something. touch grass. snow. whatever
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Since you all seem to love my last Odypen post I figured I should post this too

#my art#drawing#sketch#fanart#epic the musical#epic the musical fanart#epic odysseus#epic penelope#epic odypen#i love epic the musical#epic#epic the ithaca saga#fuck I forgot to add their grey streaks#dammit#I also forgot a tag and I’m not getting rid of all these so they can be in order#odypen#never mind how traumatized Ody is#he’s fine#all he needs is his beautiful wife#penelope#she’s perfect#anyway#what are you doing down here?#go touch grass#you goober#the snow is melting I know you can see grass outside#unless you live really far north…#but that’s besides the point#go touch grass or whatever
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#alright tag readers#i'm gonna share some blog lore with you all#most of the memes i posted when i was active i stole from reddit#and my main way to use reddit was the apollo app for ios#which reddit broke with their insane api pricing#so when that happened i was like woah! i can finally touch grass#i did not#but i also did not immediately find any other meme pages#and i'm honestly not that confident to try making memes on my own (although i should probably try)#still#i will continue to pick memes from whatever sources i find AND SOURCE THEM APPROPRIATELY#anyways enjoy your year-end festivities and have a good one <3
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No more discourse. Everyone go tell one of your system members at least one thing you appreciate them for.
#plurality#pluralgang#actuallyplural#plural system#actuallydid#I keep an eye on whatever's going on from a distance to be prepared in case there's some new wave of bs#and I understand it's not as simple as everyone touching grass or whatever#but gd isn't everyone tired? Aren't we all tired at this point? I am so tired.#let's all take a recess and be kind to ourselves okay? okay#front soup.txt#bebe berryday.txt
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yeah i guess he's fine on his own
#the sketch for this was from AUGUST#god#i guess this is boring enough for me to just straight out ignoring this piece after all these months#until today. i guess i don't really wanna draw today but i also don't wanna go out and touch grass so whatever#warframe#warframe excalibur umbra#ordan karris#my art
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Why write about an uncomfortable experience in an autograph line when you can meme about it instead?
#neil newbon#astarion#bg3#touch grass#stop it get some help#actor#do what you want in your fantasies and fics and whatever but leave that shit at the door#comic con#im tired#too old for this shit#i just wanted an autograph not to witness whatever the hell that was#you have no idea how close the event staffer was to calling security#i only know because i was stuck behind your ass and he said to me are you seeing this shit#ok grandpa lets get you to bed
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im nitpicking SOOO hard abt a stupid netflix show but wednesday writers are just making shit up now. not MY marilyn. you're telling me this like, cartoonish level villain of laurel gates not only had her own cottage (like. does larissa get one?? does every teacher just have a fuck ass gothic cottage they hang at?? what does this serve??) but this milf was constantly running between rotwood, then nevermore, then gates mansion, then that weird ass cave, the whole time?? this is like alison dilaurentis in pretty little liars doing a million things on the night of her death. whatever wednesday netflix dont piss me off. like this is a woman who ran with the bit SO HARD that she integrated herself into this role as plant teacher who loves her students. so like, would make so much more sense she has a little dormitory in ophelia hall bc shes literally their dorm mom HOW would she be taking attendance every night then carting between the two effortlessly all the while upholding her little conniving genocidal plans of resurrecting a dead pilgrim. also why is it pink.
#marilyn thornhill#laurel gates#wednesday netflix#this is how you know my hyperfixation is bad why am i RANTING abt a stupid fuck ass plot hole/point. whatever. i need to touch grass
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"Save the turtles!!" the turtle is doing FINE actually. In fact he's BEATING MY ASS >:(
Also octagon is the worst shape anything has ever been and I may start crying next time I see one in the wild. 💥
Edit: gave it one more attempt and sucked slightly less at the octagonal hell parts, but still died v quickly so I'm taking a break to make some food... While I'm gone, can anyone tell me if using Rude Buster will make the battle shorter/easier in any way at all? Bc otherwise I'll save myself the TP and spam OkHeals to limp my way to victory 🫠
#deltarune#drch4#deltarune spoilers#deltarune chapter 4 spoilers#i'm having a perfectly normal time fighting this boss idk why you'd think otherwise.#GRRAAAGRJFBFBFBFHSHJGH#I AM BUT A HUMBLE KEYBOARDER I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO. DO THOSE OCTAGON ONES.#why couldn't it just be a standard square like undyne :( surely there's a more accessible gimmick#i try to hold down 2 arrow keys ar once but so many times i hit them just shy of at the same time. so the shield goes back to cardinal drs#& i just. it's frustrating in a way that feels unfair. like oooo im SORRY i dont' have an analog stick. OR A NUB. on my laptop keyboard#is that what's needed? no surely not. surely i am just Bad At Games#...perhaps i need to take a break#touch grass or whatever. but >:'(#eMerambles#ok that's probably low enough that nobody will see#deltarune secret boss#gerson boom#gerson dr#drch3&4#ut/dr
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country boy i love youuuu
#tav#adrian [redacted]#do i tag the game?.. ahh whatever#he's going back to his wood elf roots. connecting with the nature. touching the grass.#much needed especially after everything that has happened in the game lol
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Imma be real the people that are unironically angry that the Minecraft movie isn’t arthouse cinema tier are ridiculous.
Yeah idgaf “ITS FOR KIDS IS A NONARGUMENT!!!”’ dude it’s a fucking videogame movie. Y’all are acting as if kids movies are all soulless slop and as if adults get all the well-written shit. You’re upset it’s the camp insanity fest it is because for whatever reason you abscribe morality to personal taste and as such can’t handle the notion that you enjoy something the general public sees as just silly fun.
#i know my assessment isn’t true of a bunch of people that disliked the film#it’s obviously NOT good on a technical level#but here in tumblr it’s like jesus fucking christ#your disdain for a movie doesn’t have anything to do with politics#already there’s so many people complaining about this being a soulless cash grab that furthers capitalism or whatever#like holy shit go touch grass#something can be shit and you can enjoy stuff adjacent to said shit without it speaking poorly about your moral character#minecraft#minecraft movie
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Arthur saves people and it justifies his wealth and power. Merlin saves people and it’s a lowly peasant trying to be important. I see how it is 🚬-_-
#fandom critical#like yeah merlin is an unreliable narrator… he thinks that arthur is going to become better LOL#but this person spends all their time defending arthur refusing to lift the ban so that’s clearly not what they take issue with#i wish i could remember exactly what i blocked them for :/#they’re one of those merthurs who puts on a gwen pfp to avoid accusations but never talks about her + wants her gone from the story#unless it’s to emphasize that arthur could never possibly be interested in her and was never in love with her and to otherwise devalue her#importance to the characters (only white boys can move people emotionally ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS!!!)#merlin is also the Reluctant Hero archetype from the start… he accepts his narrative role eventually sure but he still doesn’t see himself#as The Hero. he sees Arthur as the Important one. he does not have a hero complex he is just trying to help LMAO there is such a difference#fellas is every instance of doing the right thing a sign that you have a Complex or Fetish?#we have to stop like. medicalizing human existence. or whatever this is… idk at this point :/ touch grass#but anyways his speech in 1x05 should’ve disillusioned anyone and everyone of thinking he has a Savior Complex come on now#fellas is it wrong to be uniquely positioned to save someone’s life. fellas is it wrong to try to end the genocide against your people#despite your misgivings/lack of self-confidence#dear god. pick up a book#also the sheer double standard where arthur’s heroism (propagating that arthur has earned being king therefore unequal wealth/power)#is treated as natural and goes unquestioned#whereas merlin’s is held under such horrendous scrutiny. it is OBVIOUSLY classist.#arthur is trying to justify inequality by justifying to himself that he’s ‘earned’ his higher status by Being A Hero#meanwhile merlin is saving everyone including arthur himself with no reward and no recognition simply in the hopes that it ends the wars#namely the war against magic#it’s just such a shallow brainwashed read i needed to waterboard it 😭
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Day 25

i'm gonna explore the city today! (i got forced)
#dailyzerobean#zero bean posting#megaman zero#mmz zero#i only have ugly pics of him for now#well he's ugly and stinky too so whatever#he will learn what touching grass means
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experimented with switching from coffee to matcha yesterday. drank two matchas and experienced the most galaxy brained potentially unhinged potentially just massively inside baseball occult brainstorming session re: structure of the book in terms of style, substance, metafiction, and hypersigil.
today I get to drink one (1) matcha and see if the notes make any sense.
#the beverages might be irrelevant but also i made them by hand so the caffeine content is a mystery#my heart is convinced i am writing something So Marketable and meanwhile#whatever secret thing actually drives me is like: you know i think house of leaves is too approachable#me of a few years ago: the book is an aetheric structure that exists in the mind of the reader but also. in General. Out There.#me yesterday: the book is a specific aetheric structure and the reader will walk it#me: [sketching frantically in a beat up $2 composition notebook] this is so simple actually. i'm sure everyone writes like this.#me: grant morrison talking about the soul and scaffolding was almost there but we must consider more purposeful carpentry.#also me @ me: what do you mean i need to go outside? touch grass? what??
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literally just opened tumblr... and i see that i finally made someone mad with my tags. the world is healing etc etc
#and it wasn't just op but also some other people ahshshshdhdhudh this is hilarious#and i didn't even say much#seriously tho when i make a post and you want to add something to it go ahead do whatever you want#it's yours now make it more relatable if you wish#just wanted it to be clear#(i can't stop laughing tho this is hilarious and i am proud of myself)#(this person doesn't even know i was talking about tøp... because every post is and always will be about twenty one pilots TO ME)#(put something on my dash i will make it about tøp ALWAYS)#(and i personally think that people who say i should shut tf up should maybe idk touch grass lmao)#[i say whatever and whatever that i want]
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probably overthinking this subject but is it weird that i kind of don’t like most mxtx extras and tend to disregard them from what i imagine as the canon characters in my head and that i wish more fics did the same?
for example, i would love to see more post-canon scum villain fics that reimagined shen qingqiu’s journey of becoming more comfortable with his sexuality and with binghe all the way to their wedding starting right from the end of the main story. while the scum villain extras do have very nice moments (i do love the bingmei vs bingge conflict, sqq watching lbh’s memories in the dreamscape, the moments in between, etc), the extras just don’t feel fully satisfying and instead just seem like mxtx if providing the fan service that she left out of the main story. as is her right of course!
but i feel this lacking most significantly in the mdzs extras. so many missed opportunities for her to have rounded out the world and side characters, explored another layer of emotional depth with the main couple, whatever else, and we just got….incense burner and some other, much less memorable, stuff. not to mention that, while i’ve come to accept that wangxian in the book is incredibly different from their dynamic in the censored cdrama, the extras just kind of reinforce almost solely the physicality of their relationship and none of their actual day-to-day interactions as a couple or the emotional hurdles they still inevitably must cross together.
tgcf’s extras are the least offensive to me but they are also not super interesting to me. though hualian in general is probably the least interesting to me postcanon anyway since, more than wangxian and bingqiu, they seem quite in tune emotionally by the end of tgcf and so less opportunity for tension in that regard. but also the extras here being included in my perception of them doesn’t really negate the way i prefer their relationship to progress postcanon, unlike the other two couples.
anyway, this might make sense to no one at all and if so, ignore me. and if you love the extras for any or all of these, so happy for you and a little jealous! i guess my main point is that, while obviously they’re extras and just not meant to be integral to the overall story, i think that mxtx’s determination to just write what is effectively shitposting for her characters as extras is kind of frustrating to include in canon when in my mind, these couples are just entering these lifelong relationships, and there are still many things to unpack and learn about each other, and the extras just don’t align with how i think those relationships would go based on the main story, and so i wish more postcanon fan content pretended they didn’t exist lol…does anyone have similar feelings or am i just thinking too deeply about this…?
#and i want to note here that this isn’t me being anti-smut#but i cannot deny that mxtx giving her characters the wildest most ridiculous sex scenes#while laughable and shocking#doesn’t have NO effect on the characterization of these characyers#and I would argue has a sort of diminishing effect#like fan service is fine and kind of what extras are for UNTIL it’s at the expense of the characters ig#but again I need to touch grass so whatever#mxtx#mdzs#tgcf#svsss#heaven official's blessing#scum villain’s self saving system#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mo dao zu shi#tian guan ci fu#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#lily posts#extras#meta
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something i feel so strongly is ppl who go into other ppl’s ask boxes and won’t shut the fuck up about rockstars’ allegations and whether or not they’re true are so fucking weird
#if i see one more ask about ‘little michelle’ or whatever the fuck#this applies to all gnr/motley/zep/bowie/etc asks though#why are you so obsessed with proving singular instances of innocence and shame/make women sound insane/perpetuate myths of hysteria just bc#u want to fuck some grimy old guy like jesus christ get off tumblr and look in the mirror#everybody who likes this brand of music takes on the responsibility of knowing they’re not good people + the responsibility to not ignore#that—literally just stop tearing apart other people’s allegations like ur the fucking fbi and touch grass#it’s so fucking weird#gnr#motley crue
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