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conretewings · 2 years

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🎶You better watch out 🎶

🎶You better wATCH OUT🎶

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

#encanto #toy fail #merry crisis #merry chrysler #if i had to see this so do you #seasons greasons #merry shitscram #don't forget if you're bad this is what you'll see at night #wake up babe new creepy woody just dropped

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bixels · 4 months

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Bit of a weird question, but what is your overall least favorite thing about MLP?

Sparity.

#magicalgrimm #ask me #there’s a later season episode (post spike getting wings) that Tulli and I could not finish because it was so awful #where rarity’s feeling lonely without spike who’s grown up and moved on from his crush on her #so she gets extremely clingy and manipulatey to get this. teenage boy to pay attention and worship her again #and rarity gets visibly jealous of spike spending time with another teenage dragon girl #it’s extremely extremely creepy. by FAR rarity’s absolute worst rock bottom moment #actual textbook groomer behavior #and even worse the episode kinda shits on rarijack where rarity tried to replace spike with applejack in helping her #but aj fails and fucks things up and isn’t right for the job. so the episode implies spike is a better match with rarity than applejack #it’s just all sorts of wrong eugh.#sparity just sucks so bad I can’t believe a good chunk of bronies still ship them or consider them a viable ship #I’m fine with spike having a kid crush on rarity it happens with kids #but the more the writers just kept teasing and toying and baiting it. overstayed its welcome #especially because they have no chemistry. spike doesn’t have a reason for liking rarity other than “hot woman in her mid-20s’

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cherrirui-official · 6 months

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"You know... You didn't have to take that with you."

"But I promised him I'd take him out to see the ocean one day."

#for context uhmm how do i explain this #so around a few weeks after Jd arrives Bruce is like “Hey... where are the others?”#and Jd is like “ooooh 🤪🤪 he doesnt know...”#Since at this time JD believes that the entire tribe is dead. including his brothers and grandma #so Jd has to take Bruce to the now abandoned troll tree and give him the bad news #Bruce doesnt believe it at first. even if the tree is abandoned they cant be dead? right?? they cant be #so he rushes over to their grandma's pod. thinking that theyre just in hiding and waiting for them to return #and all Bruce is able to find in the empty pod is Branch's old stuffed toy Croco #which solidifies to Bruce that everyone is dead. their friends their family. everyone #Bruce is obviously devastated by the news. he doesnt show it a lot but he doesnt take it too well #he ends up bringing Croco with him back to Vacay Island and patches Croco up #since Croco is a bit worn out due to being left in the pod for years #and since then Bruce always keeps Croco hidden in his hair. both as a memoir of his baby brother #and also a reminder of how he failed as an older brother... ouch #ofc the others arent dead. its just that now both Jd AND Bruce believe that the rest of the trolls are dead #also King Trollex is there bc i wanted to put him there. I like Trollex :]#a knee ways more bb au art i promise the next bb au art will be lighthearted #tho now im gonna work on the next violet gijinka batch bc ive been starving my friendlocke audience for too long #sorry friendlocke fans ill feed u next dw #cherris canvas #trolls #trolls band together #trolls john dory #john dory trolls #trolls bruce #bruce trolls #king trollex #beach bros au #sorry for rambling in the tags i hope u dont mind ahaha

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artilite · 6 months

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PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT 🔥

Loop x Porty MK, idea courtesy of isatcord!

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das-a-kirby-blog · 11 months

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turns them into marketable toys

#trying to make meta knight an action figure and cringe failing so hard #same w bandee #was trying to make him a squeaky toy and...well it was better in my head #kirby #king dedede #meta knight #bandana dee #magolor #my art

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year

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STAY STRONG GAYMERS WE'RE ALMOST THERE

#we will see them all soon!!! Soon!!!#im once again losing my marbles!!! theyre pouring outta my gourd at an alarming rate!#trying soooooo hard to remain Normal and Failing Miserably #i cant wait!!! i mean im fuckin gonna its not like we have a choice <3<3<3 BUT I CANT WAIT-#rabidly breaking my teeth on the bars of my enclosure #the puppets. the Chew Toys. i need them now #i managed to maintain an air of calm throughout most of the day #THAT FACADE IS FALLIN AWAY BABEYYYYYYY #I AM SOOOOO ABNORMAL ABOUT THIS!!!! YEEHAW AND HAWYEE!!!#scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #wally darling #scopophobia

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bishopony · 4 days

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what are y'all's controversial MLP opinions I would love to hear them

#mine is that tirek cozy glow and chrysalis were terrible villains together #and should never have joined up #i dont mean terrible as in they failed cause obv. i mean they weren't threatening and were bad villains lol #(together. chrys and tirek apart were amazing. cozy.... eh)#also the show declined towards the end bc the writers kept trying to get gif moments+hasbro making the show continue after it ran its cours #also twilights castle is ugly toy material #also twilight was an alicorn for too long (re: my previous 2 points)#she learned her life lesson and then there were 6 more seasons #also (final)? i like the student six. there I said it

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prince-liest · 4 months

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Temptation to spoil this thing I found out on the sidewalk rotten is INCREDIBLY high so I'm trying to channel it into tactics that don't involve me spending stupid amounts of money, haha. I had a bunch of leftover chicken bones in my freezer so I'm cooking her up some chicken broth to add to her food for yummier hydration!

Lacey was a very polite roommate tonight! Spent the whole night just sleeping between my knees.

#personal #petblogging #cats #dear diary #I don't usually let cats into my bedroom but currently she's constrained to my bedroom fullstop #(and shows no interest in wanting to leave despite a couple of attempts at encouragement haha)#so at least until I move she's sleeping with me #unlike my mom's cats she did NOT step directly onto my face in the middle of the night lmfao #I also have some toys arriving today - couldn't find anything at the pet store that wasn't stuffed with cat nip but she likes kicking #and the cat charmer never fucking fails #and also fish oil for supplementation

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iamsigningmylifeaway · 1 day

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am I the only one who’s insane about how in 12 final days when roger is at his anxious peak about the beginning of the laver cup, apprehensively approaching and greeting the group of players in the event center, djokovic is the one to let him know impartially that he is wearing a tux shirt and not a suit shirt, wherein roger still has the time to go change which he does, and this is right after the movie frames the still remaining tense dynamic between the two and djokovic’s vaguely inexplicable and ambiguous reason for showing up today

… …. like it’s the fact that is showing up for roger and being friendly and sympathetic and in moments like these, roger visibly awkward and not knowing where they stand, he is almost tender and all signs point to positive relationship, but he also somehow holds a relaxed almost pleased air throughout the flurry of everyone crying and mourning …

#idk like something about this…#nole never fails to ride the line of I am your enemy and for that reason I will care for you like I would my favorite toy #something something vamos nole #not even going to get into how this relates to the moment where roger later says he made novak cry in personal conversation later #sometime after the final match #and how THAT relates to roger saying theres only two people that could get him to break his wife and rafa and distinctly NOT djokovic #whatever #tennis #roger federer #novak djokovic #rafael nadal #fedole #laver cup #laver cup 2022 #twelve final days #fedal #if ur not understanding why I tag this fedal then u r missing that every red thread should have a person in the middle getting choked by it

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uukipi · 26 days

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the silly!!!!

#giroro #keroro gunso giroro #sgt frog #keroro gunso #ケロロ軍曹 #ily cringe fail mr #i wish to rattle you like a shaker toy #comere

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rosesocietyy · 7 months

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Santiago you are going to pursue helplessly what braver men than you haven't had the courage to even glance at and when you fail so miserably it feels like the fabric of your reality has been rewritten I want you to hold that L with all the grace of a looney tunes character, how dare you think you have a modicum of a chance with Thee Helen of Troy of vampires?

#the audacity guy liners give men #that bussy will kill you before you even get the tip within 2 inches #when your leader who has been boy toying u for an eternity succeeds where you have failed be rest assured that it is a skill issue #santiago #louis de pointe du lac #iwtv #interview with the vampire

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karkatbug · 5 months

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baby reading the newspaper request for @landofchaosandbloom and surprise wepeel cameo for @chthonicarcher

#homestuck #wriggler karkat #wepeel hawlee #hsfanart #hsfantroll #my art #einnal probbe #hes there too ig #the wiggler's newspaper just says 'baby news' lol #which consists of the latest toy and diaper articles that he cant actually read #wait imagine karkat reading the paper to the grub bc it knocks him out for naptime every. time. without fail

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toytulini · 10 months

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who is in charge of all the stupid arbitrary changes to every fucking app and website for no fucking reason have you never heard of "if it aint broke, dont fix it"?

i swear to god every app website service etc is just slamming the randomizer button on features every week and hoping it unlocks a market changing innovation instead of like. waiting to make sure the change is actually innovative before forcing it upon everyone

#toy txt post #im so tired of it #can you please just......maintain it. just keep the service functional #cos quite frankly youve been failing at that. ive avoided the new layout so far but i know its inevitable now theres no updating it ever #again. and also these last like??? 2 yrs have been the buggiest discord has ever been for me. its insane.#like every update the erode the functionality of it a little more and hope i dont notice cos they filled my screen with nitro ads #at a certain point im gonna have to find a new fucking service i guess?#this is getting ridiculous.#discord #enshittification #trust thermocline or whatever #frankly mine is fucking snapped

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clouds-of-wings · 1 month

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Google is so good. Here it must have translated the word into English first (great idea), and thus made "miss (young or unmarried lady)" into "to miss (long for sb/sth not present)". Great work Google!

[Try for yourself]

#google #translation fail #sure just as good as a human translator #translation #je mademoiselle toi mon amour <3

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thebramblewood · 11 months

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An Ill-Fated Afterparty: Part III

Previous / Next

Lilith: [frantically] CALEB!!!

Caleb: [mutters] This isn't your problem, Caleb. Do not get involved. Do not get involved. Do not-

Lilith: [hysterically] CALEB!!!

Caleb: Damn it.

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Caleb: Jesus Christ, Lilith.

Lilith: I didn't mean to do it, I swear!

Caleb: You always go too far.

Lilith: It was an accident!

Caleb: Well, maybe if you exercised even a sliver of self-control-

Lilith: You can lecture me later, Caleb. Fix her!

Caleb: Look at her, Lil. She's beyond repair.

Lilith: Then turn her!

Caleb: It’s far too late for-

Lilith: Please try. It was a moment of weakness. Is that what you want to hear? I'm weak and you're strong and I need your help! I'll get on my knees and beg if I must!

Caleb: [sighs heavily] Just get out of my way.

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Caleb: I’m sorry, Lilith. I think she’s too far gone.

Lilith: Then get rid of her.

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hulloitsdani · 4 months

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Artistic rendering of my reactions to the latest chapter of feh. This game is my little telenovela. I love her so much. I know her writing so well that it surprises me sometimes (I’ve been playing this game for nearly 7 years)

#I was giggling #it was really fucking funny #we love to see literally one line of build up to a plot twist #now to be fair this book has actually been really enjoyable so far #Even tho I’d consider this a bit of a failed execution I am still having a great time #which is not something I could say about book 7 #god I did not like book 7 #meanwhile book 8 is a squeaker toy in a dogs mouth #chewing on its bones #feh #fire emblem heroes #feh reactions #(?)#Don’t think that’s gonna be a common tag #But a feh book club would be so cute ngl

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