#trading stocks

[bitchesgetriches]

Want to learn how to invest?

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF BITCH NATION.

Our beloved comrade, Dumpster Doggy aka Amanda Holden, is teaching an investing workshop starting THIS SUNDAY, FEB 4. Dumpster Doggy designed this workshop as your first step toward financial freedom, and it is perfect for beginners and those who just want to understand the reasoning and mechanics behind investing.

This workshop is for you if you:

Have debt — yes, you should consider investing even if you have debt now

Don't know where to start 

Want to be certain that your educational foundation is absolutely solid 

Understand that investing is the key to building wealth, and know that a paycheck alone is not wealth

Don't want to work forever

Want your money to start working for you

Know that you just need to get started—no matter how small the dollar amount! 

Know that education must be your foundation and that investing without knowledge is dangerous 

Have a workplace retirement account

Don't have a workplace retirement account

The course costs $15. We wouldn't recommend something paid like this if we didn't believe in it, so this endorsement does NOT come lightly. Amanda is one of our ride-or-dies, and she left Wall Street so she could teach investing through a feminist lens.

But if $15 is too rich for your blood, we are offering Amanda's course FOR FREE to our Patreon donors. Sign up at the $5 level or higher and it's yours ($15-$5=$10 SAVINGS HOLY CANNOLI). We'll have the information for Patreon donors up tomorrow.

Lastly, if you can't make it live, you'll still get a recording of the workshop. So don't worry if you're not available this Sunday. Ok here are those links again:

Investing for Freedom Workshop with Dumpster Doggy

Bitches Get Riches Patreon for free access to workshop

[eelhound]

"Let’s have a look now at stock tips.

There are many ways to be successful at stocks. For instance, you can be lucky, or you can cheat. Those are the two ways.

Lucky is difficult. Not impossible, but it does require some spells. You have to wear a small bag around your neck stuffed with thistle and rosemary, and burn the one thing in your life most precious to you. And even then, half the time you just end up with your sourdough turning out perfect, or getting Wordle in two, which if you think about it is actually much more impressive than getting it in one, you will say to everyone you know even though they extremely do not care. What I’m saying is it’s hard to aim luck.

So your best bet is to cheat. Fortunately, there are a TON of ways to cheat. For instance, you can do some corporate espionage, find out information before it hits the open market, and then invest accordingly. Or you can manipulate the markets, causing untold suffering and wiping out the entire economy for the sake of buying your third house. If history tells us anything, and I hope it doesn’t, you won’t ever get punished.

But the absolute best way to cheat, and doctors hate this one weird trick, is to join congress. Because there is no law against actively investing while in congress despite the fact that you will be constantly told secret information that will radically affect the markets. And you can just make a ton of money on that info without any consequences because who is going to pass a law against that? You? Don’t make me laugh. Please don’t make me laugh. It hurts so terribly when I laugh. Ow. Ouch. Oh man. I miss laughing. I miss it so much.

This has been stock tips."

- Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, from Welcome to Night Vale, ep. 220.

[ryz-market]

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[amsave]

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[talmagemoorehead]

First-principle thinking on Bitcoin and Banks

Who can remember the word hypothecation? Let's call it "H" (like heroin, close to pure evil). It's the dark magic that banks and stock brokers use to take legal possession of your assets without you knowing. When they go bankrupt, you lose.

Drawing from the video below, consider this: If you parked your car at a fancy restaurant, gave your keys to the valet, went in for dinner and the restaurant went bankrupt while you finished your Tiramisu, you could still legally step outside, grab your car keys and drive home. The vehicle was your property the whole time you were eating, even though you gave the keys to the valet. Common sense…

[nlvxexchange]

How to Trade Stocks Using Elliott Wave Theory?

How to Trade Stocks Using Elliott Wave Theory?

If you are looking to learn more about trading on the stock market, you may have heard about the Elliott wave theory. This theory describes patterns in price movements and identifies price extremes. If you intend to predict the future direction of prices, you must understand how the waves occur. The principles of Elliott wave theory are simple to understand and can help you make profitable…

[socialjusticeinamerica]

It’s stock is defying any norms of legit business practices. The company is worth practically nothing and keeps hemorrhaging customers and advertising revenues which should lead to a collapse. Despite plunging somewhat, shares actually went up five dollars recently. It appears to be crypto all over again in that drug cartels, rogue nations, and criminal enterprises are using it to launder money.

[mister-a-z-fell]

It took some searching, but I finally unearthed the trade tokens from my old shop on the bridge. Rather the worse for wear, but still legible!

The lack of small denomination coins at that time made everyday purchases difficult. Traders took it upon themselves to issue farthing (a quarter of a penny) and half-penny tokens to fill the gap.

Shops could give these tokens as change, and would accept other traders’ tokens. Thus, for example, Mister Finch of ‘The Dog’s Head’ might come to me with twenty-four of my half-penny tokens, and redeem them for a shilling.

The practice survived for some several decades until, in 1672, a proclamation was issued by Charles II that copper farthings and halfpence stamped at the Mint would be the only permitted coinage, and the issuing of private tokens largely ceased.

You might be interested to know that the discussion of minting /legal/ small coinage was discussed by the Commonwealth Government — as beneficial to the poor — as early as 1651. Despite this, nothing was done about it. For almost thirty years.

Isn’t history interesting?

[ryz-market]

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[blockchain-official]

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[lovesickgoose]

Guess who got the Wanderer's Wool in her Smissmas stocking this year

[mariocki]

Roger Delgado makes a brief appearance as an unnamed but helpful Argentine diplomat, in Overseas Press Club - Exclusive!: Two Against the Kremlin (1.13, ABPC, 1957)

[lejel-labs-global]

Membongkar Teknologi Blockchain: Tulang Punggung Cryptocurrency

Blockchain, sebuah inovasi revolusioner yang menjadi tulang punggung di balik dunia cryptocurrency, telah mengubah cara kita memandang sistem keuangan dan teknologi. Seiring dengan kemunculan Bitcoin pada tahun 2009 oleh seseorang atau sekelompok orang yang menggunakan nama samaran Satoshi Nakamoto, blockchain menjadi fondasi bagi berbagai mata uang digital dan aplikasi terdesentralisasi.

Apa Itu Blockchain?

Pada dasarnya, blockchain adalah ledger terdesentralisasi yang mencatat transaksi secara transparan dan aman. Ini adalah rangkaian blok yang saling terhubung, di mana setiap blok berisi serangkaian transaksi dan memiliki hash khusus yang merujuk pada blok sebelumnya. Dengan demikian, setiap informasi yang dimasukkan ke dalam blockchain menjadi sulit diubah atau dimanipulasi.

Keamanan yang Diberikan oleh Blockchain

Salah satu fitur utama blockchain adalah keamanannya. Karena setiap blok terkait dengan blok sebelumnya melalui hash, mengubah satu blok akan membutuhkan perubahan pada seluruh rantai blok setelahnya. Ini membuat serangan terhadap integritas data menjadi sangat sulit dan melibatkan upaya yang sangat besar.

Blockchain juga menggunakan mekanisme konsensus untuk mengonfirmasi transaksi. Bitcoin, misalnya, menggunakan Proof of Work (PoW), di mana para penambang memecahkan masalah matematika yang rumit untuk menambahkan blok baru ke blockchain. Sistem ini memerlukan daya komputasi yang signifikan untuk melindungi jaringan dari serangan.

Desentralisasi dan Transparansi

Keunikan lain dari blockchain adalah desentralisasi. Tidak ada otoritas tunggal yang mengontrol atau memiliki kepemilikan penuh atas jaringan. Setiap node dalam jaringan memiliki salinan lengkap dari blockchain, dan setiap transaksi disahkan oleh konsensus kolektif. Hal ini menghilangkan kebutuhan akan pihak ketiga, seperti bank atau lembaga keuangan, dan mengurangi risiko manipulasi atau korupsi.

Transparansi juga menjadi kunci dalam blockchain. Semua transaksi dicatat secara terbuka dan dapat diakses oleh siapa saja. Ini memberikan tingkat kepercayaan yang tinggi di antara pengguna, karena setiap orang dapat memverifikasi transaksi dengan mudah.

Penerapan Luas di Luar Cryptocurrency

Meskipun blockchain pertama kali dikenal melalui cryptocurrency, teknologi ini telah menemukan penerapan luas di berbagai industri. Misalnya, banyak perusahaan menggunakan blockchain untuk melacak rantai pasokan secara real-time, memastikan keaslian produk, dan meningkatkan efisiensi operasional.

Selain itu, konsep tokenisasi, yang memungkinkan aset fisik direpresentasikan dalam bentuk token digital di blockchain, telah membuka pintu untuk inovasi di bidang properti, seni, dan keuangan tradisional.

Kesimpulan

Blockchain telah membuktikan dirinya sebagai tulang punggung cryptocurrency dan lebih dari sekadar inovasi teknologi. Ini membawa paradigma baru dalam keamanan, desentralisasi, dan transparansi. Meskipun masih dalam tahap pengembangan, potensi penggunaan blockchain di luar cryptocurrency terus berkembang, memberikan dampak signifikan pada cara kita berinteraksi dengan dunia digital dan fisik. Sebagai teknologi yang terus berkembang, blockchain menjanjikan perubahan lebih lanjut di masa depan, melampaui batas-batas yang kita kenal saat ini.