#training candidates

[beescake]

are you secretly the CEO of solkat

solkat r the ceos of me. actually

[thetarttfuldickhead]

Okay but like, Roy and Jamie weren’t exactly subtle about loathing each other, were they? They fought each other on the pitch and badmouthed each other on TV, none of that keep it quiet for the sake of the team shit for these extra boys, yeah? My point is, anyone who knows anything about English football knows that Roy Kent and Jamie Tartt used to hate each other, right?

So obviously, at some point, during some press conference or post game interview, someone needs to bring this fact up. Maybe it’s as early as after the 2x06 match, because Ted might well have insisted Roy and Jamie be the ones to front that, both because it was them that won that game and because he figures it’ll promote ~their bond~ or some such. Could be later too, after the headbutt/hug thing, or later still, once the pictures of Jamie and Roy’s early morning excursions start doing the rounds on social media.

Doesn’t matter much when, really, only that someone – maybe from the tabloids because they’re a vicious lot – would ask: “Roy, just weeks before you joined the Richmond coaching staff you said, and I quote, ‘Jamie Tartt is a muppet and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch’. Today you described him as the most important player on the field. What has changed?”

And maybe the room goes a bit quiet at that, oooh he fucking went there, and what the hell is going to happen now, but Jamie only cocks his head to the side, making a face but looking at Roy all amused like. “You said that about me? That hurts me feelings, Coach.”

And Roy rolls his eyes, exasperated but in too good a mood after the win to be really annoyed. “Yeah, well, as it turns out the condition was only mostly incurable, wasn’t it?”

And Jamie goes aaaw and the press goes um okay and it doesn’t really explain anything, only adds to the ever-evolving legend of what the fuck is up with Roy Kent and Jamie Tartt.

[itlswhatltls]

Gavi at training today ❤️

[kats-pantyhose-and-leggings]

[artbyfinnbrown]

Otto is the only member of Emilia camp who knows how to pay their taxes.

[lucyslenses]

next stop

Shot with Street Candy Psychedelic Street 400.

[hommepieds007]

Penn Station…holiday weekend traveler…flip flops…

Source: HommePieds007

[davetada]

Texting

Tokyo, Japan

[speedlimit15]

why does every job application now have a personality or english reading comprehension test with poorly worded questions and answers

[newyorkthegoldenage]

Chief Stewardess Hazel Brooks of American Airlines addresses a class of 23 candidates for the stewardess (as flight attendants were then called) positions, as the company’s school began a six-week course at North Beach (later LaGuardia) Airport, November 6, 1939 The women would study subjects such as radio, air traffic control, meteorology, food service, company organization, maps, and timetables.

Photo: Associated Press

[blackbearmagic]

applying for a job as a medical scribe at an eye care place my friend works at, my cover letter basically amounts to "I've never done people medicine before, but I've done puppy and kitty medicine, also I love people and I'm very friendly!"

[shy-girl04]

Vivian Maier, Canada, 1958

On a Train

The book I’ve been reading

rests on my knee. You sleep.

It’s beautiful out there-

fields, little lakes and winter trees

in February sunlight,

every car park a shining mosaic.

Long radiant minutes,

your hand in my hand,

still warm, still warm.

By Wendy Cope

[kats-pantyhose-and-leggings]

[pochapal]

so if the black magic stuff is fascism and also the epitaph then i really do think "revive beatrice" is code for a successor to replace his lost love. kinzo creates the epitaph and the witch narrative as a process to generate a perfect substitute for the woman he destroyed with his twisted love.

[lucyslenses]

bike to belmont.

Shot with Nikon D800.

[margotrobbieuniverse]

Training for I, Tonya in Los Angeles - January 2017