#transformers : incorrect quotes

[cyber-streak-2]

Skywarp: How to fall down a staircase!

Skywarp: Step 1.

Skywarp: Step 2.

Skywarp: Step 3.

Skywarp: Step 6.

Skywarp: Step 11.

Skywarp: Step 16.

Skywarp: Floor.

Hook: Do you speak from personal experience?

Skywarp: Mayhaps.

[dipsticktapedeck]

Starscream: I have trauma! T - R - A - M - A. Knock Out: You forgot the 'U'. Starscream: I did that on purpose. Because this isn't about you! It's about me!

[bruhwhyyyyy]

tfp!human!au:

how the 1st episode should have started

ratchet: - what in the actual fuck?

optimus: - ratchet. be careful what you say, there are children here.

ratchet: - well that's the point! what in the actual fuck do the children do on the military base?

[i-am-confused-always]

Optimus: Today I realized I’m old.

Ratchet: What happened?

Optimus: I fell at the mess hall and instead of laughing, Bumblebee came running to see if I was okay.

Ratchet: …

Optimus: I saw the fear in his eyes

[autism-autobot]

Heatwave: "So, how are you liking peace time 'Bee? I know you haven't experienced it much before."

Bumblebee: "I'm sorry, what time?"

Boulder: "Peace time, you know, what it's like when there isn't a war happening?"

Bumblebee: *processing information*

The Entire Rescue Team: *worried silence*

Bumblebee: "THERE'S A WORD FOR NOT-WAR TIME???!!!🤩"

The Entire Rescue Team: *stunned silence*

Blades: "You need ten thousand hugs and therapy."

[ithecrystaldragonheart]

Transformers Incorrect Quote

Y/N:Optimus, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?

Prime Optimus:The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Y/N:...

Y/N:Optimus, how do I-

Bayverse Optimus:I'm already packed, let's go.

[tending-the-hearth]

Optimus: *dies during Rise of the Fallen"

Mirage: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months!

Bumblebee: One month.

Noah: Nah, half a month.

Sam, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OPTIMUS JUST DIED!

Kris, scratching chin in thought: One week.

[insaneace26]

beez

Tfa Bee: Hand me the people opener. Tfe Bee: … Tfe Bee: Pardon? Tfa Bee, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me! Tfe Bee, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER? Tfa Bee: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle? Tfe Bee: Knife. It's called a knife.

Tfa Bee: See, the problem is, other me, you’re playing 3D chess. I’m playing 4D. G1 Bee: I’m playing checkers. I don’t know what the fuck you’re playing.

Cyberverse Bee: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.

Tfa Bee: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".

Cyberverse Bee: I really like Eminem. Tfa Bee: I prefer skittles. Tfe Bee: They are talking about the rapper. Tfa Bee: Why would they eat the wrapper?

Tfe Bee: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

Tfe Bee: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars. Tfe Bee, gesturing to G1 Bee and Tfa Bee fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!

[acestudentsera]

Transformers Earthspark incorrect quote text posts [part three]

Enjoy! :)

[cyber-streak-2]

Optimus: Where’s Wheeljack?

Bumblebee: He’s... uh... busy.

Ratchet: Being an idiot.

Optimus: What kind of idiot?

Bumblebee: The “everything is now on fire” kind.

[ladysmanb-127]

Transformer Prime Incorrect Quotes

Ratchet: back in my day, we didn’t even have those communicators you use

Jack: yeah but you had stuff we don’t have

Miko: yeah like dinosaurs

Ratchet: 💀

_________________

Miko: in my defense, I was left unsupervised

Bulkhead: wasn’t Wheeljack with you?

Wheeljack: in my defense, I was also left unsupervised

_________________ Ratchet: how would you rate your pain?

Smokescreen: zero stars, I would not recommend

_________________

Starscream: I’m gonna need a human skull, debut you can’t ask why

Knockout:

Knockout: pulls out bag ok, here you go, but don’t ask why

Knockout: chose one

Starscream:

Knockout:

Starscream: this one will do

_________________

Optimus: a pessimist sees a dark tunnel

Bumblebee: and optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel

Bulkhead: a realist sees a train coming

Ratchet: AND THE TRAIN DRIVER SEES THREE IDIOTS ON THE TRACKS!

[bruhwhyyyyy]

smokescreen: - well, in my defense, i was left unsupervised!

optimus: - wait, wasn't bumblebee with you?

bumblebee:

smokescreen:

smokescreen: - in his defense, he was also left unsupervised.

[i-am-confused-always]

Bumblebee: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Ratchet: *crouch down*

Megatron: *kneel down*

Optimus *sit on the floor*

Bumblebee: 

Bumblebee: *Inhales deeply and pinches the bridge of their nose* Bitch-

[autism-autobot]

Bumblebee: *talking about a game he likes* "...And that magic spell can be used to destroy your enemies."

Blades: "Oh, so it's like reverse necromancy!"

Bumblebee, a war vet: "Yes, otherwise known as killing people."

[itsjustalex304]

Mirage: *staring at working Noah* You’re so pretty

Noah: *not paying attention* Yhym, you too

Mirage: You sooo love me

Noah: *still focused on work* Yeah, sure

Mirage: *smirking* Let’s get married!

Noah: Yeah, all right… WAIT WHA- !

Mirage: NO TAKE-BACKS!!!

[ithecrystaldragonheart]

Transformers Prime Incorrect Quote

Y/N, out of nowhere:Did you know that they use dead bodies as trail-markers on Mount Everest?

(Optimus and Ratchet look up from their work)

Both:...what?

Y/N:*Already busy with something else*