#treeni

[treeni]

if you could have any kind of plushie, what would it be? o:

This is a trick question because you want to get me a plushie, but since you're asking *any* kind, I want the giant snorlax plushie that's a stuffed beanbag chair that you can sleep on

[candied-peach]

[image description: chibi art of @treeni with short green curly hair that's half shaved on one side, raising their hands above their head, wearing a red flower patterned shirt and a jean skirt, with green and white fishnets and grey sneakers]

in honor of @treeni 's birthday coming up at an undisclosed time and location /j, i wanted to a- draw them ^^ and b- appreciate/show off some of my favorite stuff by them! ♡ you can find their sanders sides blog at @treenissanderssidesstuff ♡

the current fic they're working on is "Dumb Bitchitis" which features remile, anxmile, (former? /hj) sleepxiety, and end goal anxremile! it's super good, and i know it's not finished yet, but i've seen some of their chapter notes and i am Excited!

some other favorites include "A Lifetime of Love", which is a soulmate story that features logicality and is so, so good, i adore how they characterize logan and patton in it!

as well as "Say My Name", another soulmate story that primarily follows janus, is DRLAMP, and how he's got a black smudge instead of his soulmate's name until he finds out what's going on

and (yes, it's another soulmate story) "Count Down For What?" which deals with timers and prinxiety and is very, very sweet

they're getting back into writing, and it makes me very happy, and i wanted to share that and share some of my faves because i'm gay ♡

[cass-idy]

ddude tpot 14 made me ship these guys even more like whaat is this??? stop being gay for each other?? ugh i hate them ..

ALSO CAN'T BELIEVE THEIR TEAM IS UP FOR ELIMINATION AGAIN iam so SICK OF IT pleaseple leave death pact alone i love them 5ever and always don't let tree or fanny or black howle die pls and thnk you ❤️

[reggiemess]

Treenis

[theardatlili]

Ah so that's where it went

[sandu-zidian]

This water scene wild why was he just floating there like 🧍while she started drowning lmao

[shapa-likes-art]

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Did this as a quick painting experiment - Also because I haven't drawn Virgil in a skirt in a while lol

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[pool-floatie]

Just- the comments on this-

Iriartea deltoidea in the Amazon basin in Ecuador.

(Image credit: geneward2 via Getty Images)

[gym-x-plus]

Ready to fire up those glutes? 🙌🏼 😍💙

Try these 5 amazing Smith machine exercises for a killer workout 👇🏼 share!!

1️⃣ Step ups 3 sets of 15 reps

2️⃣ B-stance good morning 3 sets of 15 reps

3️⃣ Narrow RDL 3 sets of 12 reps

4️⃣ Donkey kicks 3 sets of 10 reps

5️⃣ Banded squat with a pulse - 3 sets of 10 reps

Happy lifting lovie 👊🏼🥰💙

©️Credit ig @idajemina

#womensbest #womensbestathlete ad #smithmachine #fitnessjourney #gymroutine #treeni

[candied-peach]

i got a dehydration-related migraine over the weekend and while i did take some pain meds/have caffeine/etc., the biggest thing that seemed to help was singing musical theater songs with my partner in the kitchen, and like when they came back to the car from the grocery store before that, my headache dropped at least a point, so uh

apparently the power of gay can fix my migraines???

[bullet-prooflove]

Hello! I hope I’m not too late… the last few days have been insane, my hot water tank died and flooded my backroom and things have been crazy, so if I’m too late that’s ok.

If I’m not too late though.. could I get “They’re bringing up my history but you weren’t even listening” with either Nestor or Bishop? Pretty please and thank you.

You are never too late babe, the playlist runs for as long as you want! Also love this gif!

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Bishop has a history. You know that. For him there's a clear division of before you and after you. Before you he fucked around, got high, drank until he couldn't function. After you, the drugs and booze are almost a thing of the past and he's a one woman man.

Treenie doesn't like that. Bishop senses it from the first time he turns her down. She begs, she cajoles and she tries everything she can get him into bed and he always tells her to fuck off.

You don't come by the club house very often, you're too busy with the community centre. The only reason you're here now is to drop off some stuff for Angel due to his sudden change in circumstances.

It's when he comes out of Templo that Bishop sees you, standing next to a table piled with bags of stuff with Treenie talking.

He feels something in his stomach tighten and his heart sink because he can ready guess what she's saying. He knows what's going to happen, he can see it a mile away, you're going to run. You're going to decide he's not worth the effort, you're going to leave. It's the story of Bishop's life.

The moment your gaze lands on him, you smile, it's that same beautiful smile he's seen every morning for the past few weeks. A sense of relief fills him, and he feels the tension ebb of his shoulders.

He greets you with a kiss, a simple brush of the lips but fuck it does something to him already.

"Treenie was just explaining how you used to fuck around." You tell him, and Treenie looks at you like you've slapped her. Your fingertips toy with the edges of his kutte. "And I explained you're in a better place these days, that you've settled down a little."

"Hm." He makes an agreeable noise as he looks into your eyes and tips your chin up so that he can kiss you a little more because truly he understands that this is your way of politely marking your territory and he kinda likes it.

"I'm all yours." He reaffirms.

You tilt your head toward Treenie, with that smile, the one he fell in love with from the very beginning.

"Looks like we don't have anything to worry about Treenie."

[candied-peach]

it's good, okay, i like chocolate ��🤣

For context, this takes place while we’re eating ice cream together.

Peach: *staring off in the distance, looking disappointed*

My thoughts: are they okay? Are they in pain? Did I do the wrong thing giving them their meds? Did I do something else wrong? Was it the shower? Was it dinner? What did I do?

Me: Hey darlin, I’m having a bit of anxiety, is everything okay? Did I do something?

Peach: *looks at me suddenly* Huh? No! I just wish I had more magic chocolate

Me: …. 🥺🥹😂 Of course you can have more.

Peach: Really?

Peach: *happy vibrating* !!!!!

Mind you, the magic chocolate is just the chocolate that hardens on ice cream. I just… I love them so much. 😂♥️🌳🍑

@candied-peach

[hiidenneiti]

Katarina menettää pelin (1931):

Helsinkiläisen eliitin nuoriso pelaa tennistä, juhlii ja sekaantuu toisiinsa 1920- ja 1930-luvun Suomessa.

Romaani on päähenkilö Katarinan kasvukertomus. Hyvässä perheessä kasvanut Katarina kipuilee omantunnontuskien ja vaatimusten kanssa, luo nahkansa uudelleen ja uudelleen vuoroin isän prinsessana, vuoroin opiskelevansa älykkönä, vuoroin äärimmilleen treenattuna tenniskoneena.

Koko Edelin perhe on jollain tasolla sekaisin (ehkä isosisko Selmaa lukuun ottamatta, jolta saapuu säännöllisesti joka toinen vuosi uusi ristiäiskutsu). Vanhoillisesta äidistä tulee vakavasti sairastuttuaan kodin elämän tukahduttava voima, jonka perässä koko perhe muuttaa parantolahotelliin asumaan. Isä on viime vuosisadan romantikko, joka jumaloi äitiä eikä päästä lapsia lähtemään pesästä. Katarinan nuorempi sisarus, veli Jorma, on nätti ja huomaamaton nuori mies, taiteellinen ja saamaton, jota houkuttaa paheellinen ulkomaailma uhkapeleineen ja jazz-musiikkineen. Nuoret vetävät pulveria että pystyisivät nukkumaan.

Kun Katarina ja Jorma ihastuvat molemmat komeaan tennispelaajasankariin Ossi Dahliin, alkaa hurja treeni ja pyrkimys urheilumaailman huipulle. Tennispiirien kuvaus on riemukasta. Kerronta on äärimmäisen fyysistä, kehot valuvat hikeä, lihakset värisevät, meikki leviää, pelikentältä haetaan paitsi kilpakumppaneita myös seuraa. Varakkaiden nuorten aikuisten piirileikki on armottoman pinnallista; jos et pärjää pelissä, sinua ei ole olemassakaan.

Katarina käy läpi muutaman poikaystävän kirjan aikana; ihmissuhteiden kuvaus on mestarillisen terävää ja pakko sanoa, äärimmäisen samaistuttavaa. Elämä tyttönä ja naisena on ristiriitojen viidakossa selviämistä: Katarina haluaa poikien huomiota ja olla sievän feminiini, koska muutkin tytöt ovat, ja kun se ei onnistu, hän rakentaa kyynisen itsevarman kuoren, jotta pojat näkisivät hänet toverina. Ensimmäiset rakkaussuhteet ovat täyttä hapuilua ja pojan roikottamista perässä; tätähän sitä pitäisi haluta, eikö? Ja irtoseksi on ihanaa ja silti aiheuttaa kamalat syyllisyyden tuskat. Seksistä ja halusta kirjoitetaan modernin raikkaasti. Kirjan viimeinen twisti, kenen kanssa Katarina lopulta päätyy yhteen, on loistava esimerkki tästä.

Jorman homouteen viitataan muutaman kerran vaikkei mitään sanota ääneen (kun Katarina leikillään sanoo tätä "perverssiksi" , Jorman raivostunut puolustus on ironisesti vahvin todiste). Jorman naisellisuuteen ja seksuaalisuuteen ei suhtauduta tuomitsevasti, vaan päinvastoin lukijassa herää myötäkauhu aina kun Katarinan toivottomasti Jormaan rakastunut ystävä Alli yrittää lähestyä tätä. Romaanin lopussa on pakko yhtyä Katarinan toiveeseen, että Jormalle kävisi hyvin vaikka tuhon merkit ovat ilmassa.

Kirjailijan kynästä on syntynyt niin ihanan lentävää ja purevaa tekstiä, että olin lopuksi itsekin hengästynyt kuin matsin jälkeen. Täytyy ehdottomasti tutustua muihinkin Elsa Soinin teoksiin!!

[slopofaarix]

there's so much stuff i could pretend I wrote on purpose

"wow heron turning into a tree man at the same time as he finally gets a girlfriend is such a good body horror metaphor for the paralysing fear and disgust of intimacy which can follow sexual trauma like his"

"wow heron turning into a tree man is such a good allusion to dante's inferno and the forest of suicides what with his self-destructive nature"

in fact heron is turning into a tree man because it's badass and he can't fuck his gf with his treenis bc I think it's really funny

[cryptic-mushrooms-of-the-woods]

The death cap (the amanita phalloides).

One of the most poisonous of all fungi; it has caused many fatalities. After bursting through the white veil the shiny, olive-yellow to treeny-bronze flattened cap is usually devoid of veil fragments. The gills are white and crowded, the white ring grooved and pendulous. The white stem has faint, wavy cap-coloured zones. The base is encased in a white, sack-like volva. It has an unpleasant smell when old.

Poisonous: causes liver and kidney failure

[candied-peach]

you are the Worst for holding me to my own promises /j

Sorry if this is random, but just wanted to say I love your fics! Coming from AO3 and your stories are absolutely amazing :]

Not random at all! I really appreciate it. Currently working on a couple. I still plan on finishing Dumb Bitchitis, which unfortunately hasn't gotten to the fun parts yet. It's just been hard to get into the groove whenever a certain someone IRL pouts about it (no real hate to him, but I'm not afraid to tease). For context, the story's taking some inspiration from real life, but like far enough back on that the different people can look back and laugh about it now and everyone's aware I'm working on it.

I also have another story in the midst that I'm trying to write all of before posting, I expect it to be about 9 or 10 chapters? It's cute and not ship-focused for the most part. I think it'll be the "appeals to most people" kinda fun fic.

Then I've been challenged by my partner for a one shot (something we'll both be attempting)

So stay tuned for all of those! ^-^

For now, I have a theory to write!

Thanks Anon! The message and ask is always appreciated. I keep my inbox open! :D