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Me: [sees everyone talking about how Assad Zaman was "literally" coming up with RPF about himself and Eric Bogosian in an interview]
Me: ah, fandom's doing its little "interpret an innocent comment in Some Kind Of Way" thing again, let's go find the video and do our own critical thinking about what was actually said here--
Assad: What would happen if I said-- [words that cannot be interpreted as anything but RPF fanfic]
Me:
Me: ok fandom gets a pass on this one actually
#interview with the vampire#devil's minion#assad zaman#he's just hit that level of devil's minion brainrot#i've seen it a thousand times#this cast is fully unhinged and I ADORE them#the chaos energy is off the charts#eric out here setting a bad example with his “did u know u can say anything u want in interviews actually :)))” energy#assad seems one step away from getting Marxist about it like#“if rolin doesn't let me kiss daniel in s3 we must Seize The Means Of Production”#baby boy listen... be the change you want to see in the world#if u wanna write ur own devil's minion fanfic and film it on ur iphone i support u 100% and i will get u in contact with the OTW's lawyers#who ironically were invented partially BECAUSE of people getting in trouble for writing Anne Rice fanfic#this is what we call Plot Structure#real life does not usually have such a satisfying Plot Structure but it could in this case if assad reaches level 100 in Unhingery#and tbh i truly don't know that I would put it past him at this point#iwtv
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I simply think this fandom doesn't give Wei Wuxian enough credit for the various ways in which he saved Lan Wangji
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wangxian#idk man- i just see a lot of “Lan Wangji has always been protecting Wei Wuxian” posts and its like...#I mean... Lan Wangji has always certainly been trying to protect Wei Wuxian#it took him a long time to figure how to successfully do that though#rereading the books rn and noticing theres a lot of instances that could be read as lwj being frustrated over his inability to protect wwx#like he seemed ready to cry when wwx went missing for a while and then came back with the cursed leg#lwj has always been great at protecting wwx from physical threats (ex: waterborn abyss) but had no idea how to protect him from himself#meanwhile wwx has always been instictually good at saving lwj from both#like I'm 100% lwj would've become like Jiang Cheng if wwx hadn't snapped him out of the blindly following authority thing#and also like... 15 y/o lwj wasnt happy with his life. he was lonely and stressed and literally signing up to be flogged whenever he goofed#wwx is who allowed lwj to grow up by showing him what it was like to actually be a kid (shown in story whenever lwj gets drunk)#he led lwj to having a more flexible mindset. and it both let lwj relax and set lwj up to be a better parent#looking into lwj's dynamic with the juniors- he lets them break a fuck ton of the petty rules and encourages them to question authority#he also teaches them to not be married to any one meathod of problem solving#wwx is also able to save lwj from his own stubbornness#ex: carrying lwj when he broke his leg. getting lwj to cough up bad blood. getting lwj to keep the rabbits#wwx also tends to give lwj the words he has trouble saying himself. helps him communicate#wwx also protects lwj in fights a lot but thats narratively less important#except the various times wwx puts himself in danger to help lwj. those times are what made it so lwj could never move on from wwx#like with the cave incident#or when wwx helped surpress the arm instead of using the chaos to escape cloud recesses#tldr i guess: i think this fandom tends to treat lwj being the best like its natural to him when really wwx accidentaly rewired his brain#I'm looking directly at fanfic writers who act like the Lans would've treated wwx better than the Jiangs#lwj had to do so much work and self reflection post meeting wwx to be the way he is. he is not the sole product of the Lan teachings
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SUSELLE TIME YEEAAHHHH redraw of this post from last year
#deltarune#susie deltarune#noelle holiday#suselle#the first time i drew them i was having so much trouble w/ the colors and didn’t really like the finished product#but i’m super happy with how this one turned out
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Elvis, 1968.
#that messy hair...#EP's either onset of 'live a little love a little' or 'the trouble with the girls'#both movies filmed respectively in early and late 1968#i guess it is from TTWTG production time indeed#elvis presley#elvis history#elvis movies#1968#elvis#60s elvis#elvis the king
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#jeeves and wooster#bertie wooster#book!bertie#somebody's having a “very” productive day huh#I actually got a new laptop that renders colors better#so I'm re-learning how to draw#thats why he looks weird#a little tired or something#and the colors on the art are weird#maybe I'll draw Jeeves in the future as an addition to this art#I'm having trouble drawing the book Jeeves at all((#and Bertie from the series doesn't come out the way I want him to either((((((#fanart#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art
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Okay, with the new teaser that just dropped a lot of people are freaking out about Vi being an enforcer now and like- can you all just- wait until the show comes out?
All of these bad faith takes are already so tiring like holy shit. Hold your judgments for a couple months and wait to see what they do, instead of automatically deeming the show ruined over what I see as a very interesting turn of events.
Have just an ounce of faith that the same writers, animators, and actors that produced the first season actually do know what they are doing, and will find a way to address the most likely intentional conflict this creates with Vi's character.
#like I get it#I had a knee jerk reaction too#but like???#i know the habit of assuming the worst at the first sign of trouble is a product of modern television often ruining really good pieces of#media after the first season or two due to censorship and production stuff#but it's honestly so exhausting to see people turn their backs on things they enjoy so quickly#arcane#arcane league of legends#vi#arcane vi#vi arcane#league of legends#caitlyn kiramman#caitlyn arcane#caitvi#piltover's finest
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Two characters caught is better than one is better than none, right?
Here's @roamwood's Qeirran and @mordremrose's Mordrem Rose from the NA Art Party this month.
Thanks for sitting so patiently for me, you guys! (And for helping me with stationary emotes because hoh boy femme sylvari can't seem to stand still for longer than five seconds before launching into another idle animation.)
#guild wars 2#gw2 fan submission#vsartparty#asura#sylvari#roamwood#mordremrose#i am definitely more productive when i actually focus on drawing DURING the parties. sorry for not being more sociable i needed to focus#qeirran's eyes gave me some trouble lol... he kept looking straight into my soul with the way i was trying to get them down
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Sabezra in a fantasy au for the ask game?
I have no idea if this was what you were looking for but it's what my brain invented, so ta-da!
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Mother had forbidden---Forbidden, actually with a capital F---Sabine from leaving the Seelie realm to look for trouble.
So the next time she got restless, she made sure she'd already found trouble before she left.
Today, trouble looked like a grungy teenage boy, in ratty jeans and a faded orange sweatshirt, stomping through the woods. He seemed like the type she could mess with. Bored with life, discontent, easily fooled. Maybe she could even trick him into following her home for a while and see how he fared there.
(She'd ask him for his name, first, of course. She always did. It was an old trick, and rather overdone, but that was why she did it. If a human was stupid enough to ignore all the old stories and warnings and just tell her that right off the bat, she didn't feel bad about causing them further trouble. They earned it.)
She waited, unseen, until he had passed her by. Then, with a last glance over her shoulder to make sure no one of her mother's Court had noticed her, Sabine slipped through the dark mists that parted one world from the other.
"Hey, there!" Sabine called out at his back. He stopped in his tracks and turned around, looking at her in curiosity, but with far too little suspicion.
Sabine smiled.
This boy may not know what she was---not yet---but if Sabine had her way, he would find out.
Oh, he would find out.
#(spoiler alert Ezra is already aware of the existence of the Seelie and is wandering around specifically because he wants to meet one.)#I got this idea because of Ezra's habit of not telling people his name!#(and then I didn't even get to the part where he tells her he's jabba the hutt lando calrissian brom titus the emperor's nephew etc.)#i don't think i've ever actually read anything with fey in it so this was the product of a lot of quick googling lol#ficlet#sabezra#fantasy au#modern fantasy#AU ask game#I ended the ficlet there because tbh I wasn't sure if I wanted Ezra to be a normal human kid who finds a Seelie#and then tries to mess with her by trapping her in a promise and he SUCCEEDS and she's Very Irritated but also Slightly Impressed#...except he kinda trapped himself with that promise too so basically they're stuck at each other's side until he tells her his actual name#OR if I wanted Ezra to be a bored Unseelie who has also been Forbidden from looking for trouble#so he's just wandering around hoping that trouble finds him. and it does.#edit: NEVER MIND I CAME UP WITH A 3RD AND MORE FUN IDEA
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what do you think Danse does to keep himself busy after blind betrayal, specifically if he's living in sanctuary? I just love your takes on him a lot haha
I think Danse is very lost in any settlement but especially Sanctuary. It was the first and very close-knit at that with the small group the Sole Survivor founded it with. Each time they would invite a new companion to live there it was like adding a pillar to the community and represented what the Minute Men stood for when it came ot uniting and protecting the commonwealth as one. I am not going to say it's cliquey, in fact I feel like SoSu and Preston/Sturges would go out of their way to make newcomers feel welcome but for Danse that is very different.
He (from my playthrough experience) is one of the later companions. I ran around a lot and got a good portion of the companions and their quest before act one was done. He is also one of the few companions who openly thinks lowly of life in the commonwealth and certain citizens (if not all citizens to an extent). He did not introduce himself to Sanctuary to make friends or roots. So when he gets stuck there under the SoSu's "orders" (not letting him rot in sorrow in some random bunker) he doesn't have any comfort or companionship, in fact, I think he has more tensions and beef tbh.
I imagine the first weeks or even a month or two were rough. I don't think it is stated enough that like Danse went to that bunker intending to follow Brotherhood protocols and kill himself. SoSu may have convinced him not to in the moment but with someone like Danse, so rigid and stuck in an ideology even after it spits in his face, it's not unlikely he has a weird guilt about being alive at first. It doesn't help that I know in my heart that a few of the more petty or insensitive companions or settlers would tease him about it (playful meanness) thinking he was adjusting well (or not caring) to the Sanctuary life and coming to terms with his identity. Sometimes they go too far and it's easy to tell he's gotten back into the headspace, looking at his reflection, trying to remember concrete dates for his memories, etc..
I have this head canon that SoSu recognized this pattern as they had to have immense survivor's guilt (especially after being in Kellogs brain) about surviving the vault. They had the same idea about making things "fair" for the other vault dwellers and Shaun was the only thing between them and those thoughts for a while. For the first weeks it was a lot of SoSu monitoring him and making sure he was adjusting and not falling back into that thinking, y'know the whole "I am a disgrace and abomination against the Brotherhood and humanity. The only thing I can do to no longer sully the honor of either is to kill mys-" Like stopping that with minor distractions.
It would be a lot of small work and building projects and patrols for lost scavengers or to make sure no one is stalking the place. It's nice for him for a while, he's getting social interaction and he's not dead in the eyes of at least one Brotherhood member, especially one of as high rank as the SoSu. But it's also really unhealthy. Danse was trained and raised in a militaristic pseudo-religious faction. As much as there seemed to be casualness towards comrades there was a strict structure and order. He shoves the SoSu into that role and probably gets nick-named as their shadow during this period.
They are his only goal as he has nothing else and it shows bad. The rest of the settlement notices he trails after them and only really does his own thing when it's part of a task he was doing for, with or assigned by the Sole survivor. It's not an obsession with them specifically but he has lost his entire understanding of life and this is the one thing that stayed concrete. He does what he's asked of because following the Sole survivor has at least kept him belonging somewhere and why mess that up?
I am sure SoSu is not oblivious and is actively trying to figure out how to get Danse to start socializing and trying to actually settle into the community but for the time being Danse would treat himself like the machine he perceives himself as; Overworking himself as he believes machines don't need the same amount of rest, isolating himself and mostly trying to not have a mental breakdown every time he get into the power armor that is very much not his issued Brotherhood of Steel tech. He openly does this in respect of the General who hates it and makes everyone else uncomfortable.
this was very long just to say I think Danse just works himself to the bone all day and purposely puts thoughts in his already fragile psyche that everyone hates him and only tolerates his presence to not seem Synth-phobic and the Sole survivor's favor.
#like every companion is ready for their little one liners on the irony of danse being a synth and danse just drops#'had I been more stubborn i would've fufilled my last duty to the brotherhood and taken my life but... that's not important how may i help'#this is just him explaining why he's here or as like a personal factoid like thats not the most crazy thing to admit to someone you dont fw#Like Danse's past memories are rather isolating too and parallel too much how toxic religous sects indoctrinate vulnerable peoples and#instill their ideals which leads to blind faith. It is on Danse for fully accepting the ideals and acting on them but it still is the fact#is the ideal product of the BoS system to the point he is willing to end his own life if you fail to do so just to uphold their values. he#is like deeply troubled before and after the quest and only left worse off with zero resolution as we see hints of change but he is scared#of denouncing his beliefs because it was the only thing in his life for so long. it was his life and i feel like the settlement slowly#realizes this as they see him not knowing how to be without the brotherhood. anyway good ramble thanks#fallout#fallout 4#fo4#paladin danse#tw sui ideation#ask#anon#sorry this was long and rambly
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anyway i think we can all agree that, as they keep saying, they try to be true to themselves and as authentic as possible. so they're not gonna do 'performative fan service' things in a photoshoot by a photographer who is all about creating authentically and freely and emotionally
#joker out#damon baker#literally some takes i've seen...#if i speak i am in big trouble#no drama please i just do not understand some people 😭#they talk all the time about being down to earth normal guys they aren't gonna do things like that just to keep the fandom entertained-#by trying to sell themselves as a product in some weird fanservice way wtf
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sometimes looking at like Self Help Strategies lists for the symptoms I'm having is always just like:
thing that I already do
thing I have tried 10 times
thing I already do
thing that I don't have the money to do
thing I already do
thing I've been doing since I was 10yrs old to no avail
thing that is impossible given my situation
thing that doesn't apply to me
thing that I already do
thing I have already tried
hrmm, oh wait, maybe finally- OH, yeah.. okay. thing that I already do but it was just phrased slightly differently
thing I have already done
#I think maybe productivity tips help less if the reason you're unproductive is partially like.. physcial health and other extenral things#out of your control. rather than just like having trouble paying attention or spending too much time on tiktok or whatever#all the strategic to do lists in the world are not going to somehow prevent me from waking up with a debilitating migraine or whatever#or having external stressors or lacking resources and connections or other Productivity Essentials etc.#especially many tips involve stuff like 'cut off from social media' since thats the modern day time waster for so many poeple#and it's like.. lol.. i can hardly even maintain a blog even thuogh i actively WANT TO DO SO. 'shut off your smart phone!' already#done babey i fucking hate smart phones i shall never use an app unless i am forced to. 'delete tiktok' yep. already covered. tiktok and#all of those thinsg are my enemies. 'save money by cancelling some of your services' cool. already ahead of you.#who the fuck is out here paying for like 10 different subscription services. pirated videos uploaded to google drive and youtube to mp3#my beloved. etc. etc. and so on. 'socialize less' .........LOL.. if only you knew.. mr.writer of the article. i can barely muster#talking to friends more than once a month and even less if I'm actively sick (often occurence) etc. etc. ... hewoo#I think maybe instead of generic productivity tips I need more like.. how to refocus and be productive anyway even if you have a headache#or are nauseous or etc. Not that those are always things to ignore. and of course you should let your body rest and etc. But plenty of peop#e have mild physical symptoms and just work through them. Ithink something about the way my body/mind is SOO hyper attuned to all#sensory information just makes it like... constantly 'GRR well I cant focus on WRITING right now because my lef#t ear feels weird and my socks are too itchy and my back has a strange pressure and I'm vaguely warm and my eye feels some ssort of#way it doesnt normally feel and I'm hyperaware of my breathing and also nauseous for no reason' and like half of those things I#think '''normal''' people wouldnt even notice or at least would be able to just live through. but for me it's like.. nealry impossible to i#gnore and soooo distracting always. like 'wahh.. nooo we can't draw or get anything done.. my legs feel slightly heavy or something!!'#like............. ok......... who cares. thats not even a PAIN sensation it's just something weird. but it's just like.. NO. constant#mental alerts about the 'heaviness' of your legs be upon ye. Though Imean like.. yes.. 70% of the time I am in genuine pain#or having some sort of actual ailment with trackable physical symptoms. but sometimes it's just like... we could totally be working right#now and ignoring this silly thing but my brain is fixated on it for no reason uncontrollably. etc. etc. I guess it's the same way that like#most people can go to a grocery store without the whole experience being so overwhelming and so much stuff going on at once#that they have to rest afterwards but like.. in my own HOME doing NOTHING i feel like I should be able to not get overwhelmed lol. ANYWAY#Rolling my bastard little rock up a dumbass hill and so on and so forth
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SO I finally got my wrap shirts from @mayakern. They look and feel really nice and I do like them but there IS a tiiiny thing that bothers me that I wish I had been aware about before hand. Well two things.
The bottom does not stretch a lot(or half of it doesn't, there is stitching around the back edge but not the front). It's not elastic so if you have a wider bust than waist you will notice this when trying to put it on/take it off, b/c well, it doesn't stretch. and Im worried im gonna snap the, seams some day pulling it on/off cause half of it has no give.
It is a LOT shorter than I expected. Given that it had a waist measurement I expected it to sit a lot lower than it actually does. If I don't pull it down it wants to naturally sit right above my belly button(as opposed to at or below it, you know, where my waist is), and if I don't keep adjusting it (esp in the back) it will ride up back to that position. Which is not something I am used to. I wasn't expecting them to be nearly belly tops.
Hopefully plenty of wear/wash will, help with these issues, cause they are nice shirts.
#i really wish both of these had been made clear on the product page#the not stretching is probably the worst b/c#why give waist and bust measurements if im gonna have trouble getting it over my bust???#hopefully some of this is just b/c of my ostomy bag being in the way
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Local person rewatches their old hyperfixation and is forced to realise that it's actually not as great as they remember. More news at 9
#9 movie#shane acker's 9#shane acker 9#the PACING. WHAT IS UP WITH IT#the troubled production is glaringly obvious#great aesthetic and strong acting even if the characters weren't fleshed out.#me: you think i play favourites you're wrong! i love all my children equally!#also me:......i don't care for 6.#shane ackers 9#1 is still good though keep thotting it up in heaven queen i miss you every day
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Little weirdos I just added to RedBubble
#I’m having so much trouble trying to fix the placement of the products#just some don’t show up bu then appear wonky so I can’t fix em
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which of these sentences sound(s) natural to you?
1a. I've got a beef with you. 1b. I've got beef with you. 1c. I've got beefs with you.
what about this sentence, does it sound natural to you?
2. I'm beefing with you.
this is for a crossword being published in the us, so i'm mostly interested in how usamericans would answer, but others can feel free to answer as well, please just tell me if you speak a version of english other than one of the american dialects!
#i could make a poll i guess but i'm exhausted just thinking about it#i just need some quick and dirty opinions it doesn't have to be a whole production#i'm having so much trouble with word retrieval and idk...arrangement? lately#can't tell if my instincts are right or not#cruciverbs#my posts
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So I played through an Ace Attorney x Rain Code Fanmade Crossover Project:
And OH MY GOD?? Yuma’s model is so cute look at him aaaaaaa 🥰
I was not over him every time he appeared on screen.
HE IS SO PRECIOUS LOOK AT THAT SMILE
its somehow better than his rain code model ngl
But what the heck is this tom holland spider-man energy coming out of him here? 😂 WHAT IS THIS DIALOGUE??
and why does it fit
“I don’t feel so good, Mr. Wright…”
Fuuuuuck
Source
(download link to game is in the video’s description, please send the devs support)
#master detective archives: rain code#ace attorney#crossover#fan production#fangame#rain code#yuma kokohead#pheonix wright#THIS FAN PROJECT IS REALLY GOOD#Definitely gives Case 0 a different perspective#also shinigami doesn’t seem to exist here#REGARDLESS THIS MODEL IS PRECIOUS#HIS LITTLE SMILE#and the face he has when he’s troubled is very nice too#fr though marvel spiderman would totally fit yuma’s meek amnesiac personality#continuing to call Nick 'Mr.' is so oddly on brand for him#he is SUCH a cutie pie I cannot handle it#this was my first time playing ace attorney#I can see the appeal of it this was really fun
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