#try harder next time anon

[arttsuka]

do they each steal a pair of pants or is it one to a leg

I only understand half of your ask somehow but here's a drawing

[ilonacho]

Did you... did you draw one of Rippen and Larry too? 👉👈

I was going to eventually but thanks to you I did yes ❤

[maxknightley]

> has y chromo > thinks their opinion about xx celebs is relevant > male socialisation jumped right out

scrotes thinking they can escape male socialisation by putting female pronouns in their bio is like white people thinking they didn't get white socialisation just because they sometimes tan

aside from everything else that's stupid about this ask, I find it really funny that someone would try to defend Taylor fucking Swift of all people - you know, the celebrity who Literal Neo-Nazis latched onto and called an "aryan princess" - by talking about how "white people have white socialization." the call is coming from inside the house, madam

[ohheyitsjustbear]

Get some help you balding faggot

Wow my first hate anon! Does this mean I've finally made it?

[storytellering]

learn how to draw other body types and ages besides underweight white boys who look 10

lmao

[gayestcowboy]

fat homophobic breeder hope the steroids you take will give you liver tumors, kidney failure, a heart attack and a stroke too

trying to decipher the meaning of this message is more likely to give me a stroke tbh

[the-brat-prince-1760]

What is it like being a single brain called organism

Lestat here.

I have no clue what you are trying to get at here? Maybe send me another ask and elaborate further. If this is your attempt at a "roast" you may need to try harder.

Lestat out. xoxo

[omo-my-gosh]

It turns out no, no I could not just let out a drop

You still get points for trying!!

[oatflatwhite]

I don't want to seem rudely upfront, I hope that's not how I come off, but that reblog of the post on aro joy that you tagged as 'ace tag' feels rather off-putting; I don't know if you're aroace or not, regardless it does come off wrong tagging a aro specific post as ace, especially when many aros have fought hard for aromanticism to be seen/recognised as its own thing, not as a subset... I know there weren't any bad intentions tagging as such, but others might not be as kind about it to u

I'm aroace. I'm allowed to tag posts how i want to, and since my tag began as my ace tag that's how i'm keeping it on my own, personal, just for me blog. Chill out and stop assuming you know anything about the people you see online.

[chanstopher]

Done in true chris fashion. Remember how in one concert a fan held up a sign asking to be rejected and he did like a theatrical go away gesture that everyone agrees did nothing because he was too cute for it to do anything. Yeah. That. Thank you for trying T_T

-crush anon

i’m sorry i just can’t be mean to you my dear ☹️

[thecodyagenda]

your bio says “white” but to me that reads “i need therapy”

cheers bro! I’ll update it for u now!

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

Can you match your mutuals with CSM characters and troupes? Pretty please 🥺

Thanks for the game <3 !!! I wanna apologize upfront bc this is a very very short one. I don't remember CSM super well apparently so i apologize for how few of yall are included here. This was what I could manage after tumblr fucked up my draft and if i dont post it tonight it'll rot in my drafts forever. Idk man send me a part two and ask for a different set and we'll see what we can do (probably reusing characters tho)

@feitania and Kishibe - roommates

Kishibe doesn't need a roommate and he reminds you of that at least 12 times a week but he wouldn't dream of having you leave. He's so much more sentimental than it seems. Who would've thought that stone cold bastard had such a big soft heart? He lets you decorate any room you like for the most part and he'd be lying if he said he didn't appreciate the warmth that comes with another life in his home. You two don't need to fill all the space with chatter but after a while, you do get him to open up a bit and you learn a lot from the man's life. He learns a lot about yours too. Idk, it's just the right amount of cozy.

@the-travelling-witch X Aki - cafe au

Baker!Aki is dying for your attention after the fist time you visit his shop. It was dead on a weekday afternoon. He gave you a deal on some cookies, insisting it was the end of the day, that they'd go to waste. Since then he's tried to catch your eye and your fancy through some new desserts, pastel macarons, and cute little pastries, and delicate fruit tarts. He listens to you talk when you bring some friends to study there. He's not trying to be weird, but he hears you're not from Japan and starts making German treats he think maybe a taste of home could be nice or well he's ... he's trying okay? He thanks the gods the day you ask him why the menu always changes because you finally give him your number with a promise to teach him how to make some real bread.

@sleepy3 and Beam - childhood best friends

Yall have been inseparable for the last two decades. You spent your youth together. You shared nearly all your elementary and middle school classes together and and never struggled to make time for one another. You're the only one who can calm Beam down, you're his favorite cuddle buddy, annnnd the only reason he probably graduated because got he's adorable and all but his attention span is not it! For his part, he gives you energy and hypes you up all the time. He even hypes you up for that date he doesn't particularly like that you're going on tonight because he doesn't think the guy is good enough for you. But he's still gonna help you pick an outfit and tell you how great you look because he's honest and he cares about you and well, he trusts you to make smart decisions.

@drakenlvr X violence fiend - fake dating

He doesn't seem all that interesting at first and I don't blame you. There's not much to talk about since you finished that one project together. You know, the one you two did all the work for while your asshat classmates sat with their thumbs in their asses? All you really knew about galgali was that he was maybe a bit of a pushover sometimes but he was definitely nice. When he came up to you in the dining hall and asked for you to go to a work event with him as his partner just once god i know its weird but please- you figured, fuck it. There are worse ways to spend a Friday evening than hanging around an acquaintance and getting free food and drinks. Turns out he has a crazy history, a crazier job, and a shockingly cute streak.

@violettierre x Power - enemies to friends to business owners lmao

Look I'm not gonna get into the gory details about that relationship you just got out of, okay? It was messy and not at all your fault, but isn't it crazy how all it took was a mutual enemy (the ex in question) to become thicker than thieves with Power? I can just see you and Power skipping down the street and dancing and being chaotic. Plus there's just nothing like it when Power is soft for you. Y'all end up roommates and maybe go in halfsies on a cat cafe for the broken hearted to find their new halves.

[crabussy]

I'm going to rape your whore of a niggercoon mother to death you autist faggot

I think this is the most potent hate ask I've ever gotten LMFAO

[formulafc]

Are you not tired of making stuff up

you really thought u did something huh

[anxiously-going]

nigger

Hey, Anon, for starters,

Don't use racial slurs. It's rude and wildly uncreative. Secondly, if you must insist of doing so, my known ethnic background is Mexican, Spanish, Irish, and Jewish, so if you really feel like that's a necessity, at least get it right.

But thanks for giving me and some discord buddies a laugh and hope you have the 24hours you deserve.

[lugubriou-s]

You were probably asking for it.

what, to be called too pretty?

yeah tbh i’m literally always asking to be called too pretty lol