#try holy water

[sleepy-bebby]

“It’s okay, I’m not going to hurt you. Come here.”

[nice-and-accurate-ramblings]

Thinkin about the church scene 1941, and the way Greta refers to Crowley as “the infamous Mister Crowley”. Thinking about how I always assumed that meant Crowley was out there doing some James Bond Shit™️ during WWII, and thinking about how in fact he was delivering alcohol to local theaters. Thinking that there’s no reason for him to be infamous to a bunch of half witted Nazi spies… unless Aziraphale wouldn’t shut up about him when “Rose Montgomery” recruited him

[chipper-smol]

fresh snow :D

[mister-a-z-fell]

The tenth of September, 1601. What wounds an angel?

Another angel. But it was all a very long time ago.

[lxgentlefolkcomic]

Trick or Treat! :D

You get: What the hell was IN that salad

[frobby]

in blue exorcist fanfics there's 2 flavors of yukio and not only are they both wrong but they're complete opposites. Yukio is either the worst person who ever lived or someone who would literally never do anything wrong in his life

[maryholdenofthevalley]

So I wanted to share to you that this Sunday there was a festival in my country, and I (the bad hair one) met other two Crowleys (the 2012 version and the Paganini version) unexpectedly and we had fun (there were tons of artists whom sell their Good Omens merchs, much to my surprise). I called us Post-breakup squad, I even prepared the plant mister filled with holy water (just a decent amount of handwash alcohol really).

Someone asked where is my Aziraphale, I should have answered "he's in Heaven now" if I was clever enough in time (sadly, no Aziraphale in this festival).

(Bonus: two of us near a No Smoking sign to show that Earth is somehow not very much different from Hell)

[jils-things]

father gregor acting as the parental father figure that skid and pump needed due to their actual parents* being absent is probably the most comforting thing to me ngl

[tswwwit]

i WAS gonna draw this but artblock is kicking my ass ಥ_ಥ

Reincar!dip getting born with the constellation mark and his religious parents r freeaakingg out!! So they decide to raise him in a church and by priest etc in hopes to "cleanse" him.

So like, they first meet and dipper just tries to fuckin exorcise bill, and just bill is so flabbergasted because what the fuck??

D: *holding a cross* I've been taught the horrible deeds you've done demon! I will not let you attach yourself to me!

B: 😃..😶...

And, another thing is that the church basically replace every water in dippers day to day life with holy water, and it would take atleast a good 2 years to wash all that out with regular water :3 bill finds out abt this information the hard way (it stings when they kiss)

D: that was my first kiss, with a demon! The one they told me to stay away from! oh no father would be so mad

B: fuck-shit ow ow ow FUCK- my lips- kid what did they feed you in that church, do you just drink holy water everyday??

D: ...yes?..

Also bonus-

D: So, if we're married when do we.. Consumate our marriage

B:

B:... What if we wait for a while...

I imagine this might not deter Bill! Instead, he could see it as a challenge. Constantly sticking his hand on the lit stove burner that is Dipper, going 'Ow', then doing it again. And again. And each time, coming up with increasingly convoluted schemes to get around the problem.

Eventually, Dipper's the one who has to tell him to knock it off. It's starting to worry him.

[pockykierra]

Sometimes I'm like... did something happen between 1941 and 1967? Like its so weird to me that Aziraphale went from looking at Crowley with hearts in his eyes after he saved his books and talking about "shades of gray" to telling Crowley he goes too fast for him. Like surely something happened there? Not even something big, like, maybe Aziraphale just had an epiphany of some kind? I don't know but it just seems ODD

[baeshijima]

everyone. less than 2 days until neuvillette is playable.

how we feeling?

[neveyleh]

Some very festive and imaginative usage of Halloween decorations seen at a mini-golf & ice cream place up in Dutchess County. We were especially delighted with the use of the existing water feature, although that animatronic clown was yet another bland 'clowns are evil and scary' bit that ruined a bit of the impact with how overdone it was. I think we need to loop back around to treating clowns as genuinely innocent and fun again, but I'm biased.

I wonder if @bogleech would get a kick out of these?

[itscrawl]

you can totally repel jude with any holy object of faith. she can't enter houses of worship either, which sucks for her bc she loves messing with nuns and priests and the like :(

[effable-as-f]

I've been trying to figure out the best way to word this and I think I have so bear with me

Aziraphale loves Crowley. That's plain as day, he loves seeing Crowley happy, he loves receiving affection from Crowley. But I don't think he particularly likes making sacrifices or pushing himself out of his comfort zone, when Crowley has shown time and time again that he's willing to do the same for him.

I hope I'm not alone in thinking that this season has been showing us all the ways that Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship is sort of... inequal--Aziraphale doesn't respect Crowley's wishes about making changes to the Bentley and only stops once Crowley threatens to treat his belongings the same way, he's dismissive of his concerns about Gabriel, he's too distracted with his ball to listen to Crowley's warning about the actual small army of demons outside their door--all the while Crowley's TOP priority has been Aziraphale and making sure that he won't be harmed, by Gabriel, Heaven, or otherwise.

I mean this in the nicest way possible, because it makes perfect sense for his character, but I think that Aziraphale has always been portrayed as kind of selfish and hypocritical, and I think that's on purpose and it's something that he needs to work through before he'd ever be ready to take his relationship with Crowley to another level. I think he's started to take for granted that Crowley will always be there for him, and that what makes him happy will always make Crowley happy, when that's not the case. He said it himself: Crowley goes too fast for him. Despite all the progress he's made, he's still stuck in his desire to go back to a fantasy of "the good old days" that never existed.

[unpretty]

man do i hate the thing where my heart rate doesn't actually go up until after i'm done working out

[thefirstpaleontologist]

okay so I’m thinking yknow like vampires. Vampires are undead so if they die then I don’t think they could leave a ghost. But werewolves? Werewolves are just people who got cursed furry style. They still have souls. If a werewolf died I think they could totally play by the usual ghost rules of violent deaths and unfinished business etc. so then I’m wondering, if a werewolf dies and leaves a ghost, is that ghost still a werewolf, or did dying break the curse? Cause like. Imagine. Youre a ghost but you still turn into a wolf every full moon. And your wolf sona is just out there acting an undead fool once a month. So anyway let me set the scene. Old house, next to some woods. The locals say some old loner died out there in mysterious circumstances. A couple moves in, they’re so optimistic. It’s so scenic. What a lovely private piece of land. Only… ah. It’s got a bit of a wolf problem. Oh well it’s the woods they expected some wildlife to come with that. But then,, hmm. The house might be haunted too? Yikes. Now this couple will soon discover that on the bright side, these two big issues are actually only one big issue. Unfortunately that one issue is a werewolf ghost.