#tsuchigomori x reader

[nanqmies]

Venom || Tsuchigomori

cw: cnc , biting, slight blood, predator/prey, aphrodisiac, bondage ?, manhadling, sadism, anal, masterbation, no prep or lube, hallucinations, overstim, manhandling, creampie, amab!reader, very short, i think that's all?

wc: 0.5k

a/n: i researched different spiders and their venom just for this and i hate spiders!! theres basically ZERO fics about my man so i need to fix that.. anyways i'm writing my pantalone fic and i'm finishing up a quick lil drabble for zhongli.. but please enjoy my work!~

nsfw under the cut~

Since Tsuchigomori is part spider we can assume he has spider-like tendencies too other than extra arms/teeth. Everyone knows how spiders catch their food, the insect gets trapped in the web and gets bitten and filled with venom. We don’t know what exact species Tsuchigomori is but I think he could be any different species if you write it correctly. The phoneutria spider has a hallucinogenic venom that slows their prey and causes them to hallucinate and sedate their movements, and we all know Tsuchigomori’s true nature is being very sadistic and teasing so I think that’d be a perfect spider for him.. listen…

Imagine Tsuchigomori sinking his sharp teeth into you and injecting a small amount of his venom into you, forcing you to run and escape from him, maybe in the woods or even in his huge library right, he gives you a head start to be just to make the chase more rewarding. your body is weak from the toxins in your bloodstream so you’re all dizzy and wobbly walking into walls and shelves of his boundary that he obviously knows like the back of his hand. he can hear how you pant as you run, sweat dripping down your brow while you sprint. The exit seems so close that you can feel it.. reaching out to the doorknob just for a sticky thread of web to wrap around your fingers, You’re pulling away trying to free yourself but of course, you don’t :( He knows you can barely think with the strong aphrodisiac flowing through you.

you’re stuck, tied up in a thick silk web not able to move yourself out, senses heightened at the lack of touch, your body covered in sweat. Tsuchigomori finally lining himself up at your rim, imagine him fucking you at a fast pace, the tip of his cock roughly hitting the sensitive spot inside, the harsh pleasure bringing tears to your eyes. His hand leading downwards to your abdomen to hold your throbbing length is his palm, stroking your dick to match his fast past. Sharply rutting his hips on your ass filling you with his thick sperm, your tummy feels full and warm, whining when he pulls out. tsuchigomori’s teeth sink into your shoulder, shuddering while you feel him inject you once again, the knot in your stomach finally bursting as you cum all over his thin fingers, cooing gently at the sight. ^^

he’ll keep fucking his seed into you filling your ass with his hot finish. slowly the toxins flowing through your veins are too much, you can barely move, barely able to run away til he just pins you to the hard floor and fucks you til you can't walk anymore, his name repeatedly leaving your lips. You’re too weak to push him off and you end up letting him have his fill with you until he feels you’ve taken enough.

the aftercare is amazing OBVIOUSLY!! he’ll hold your limp frame in his arms and kiss your cheek gently, whispering how good you were and that he’ll make it up to you tomorrow. For now, he’ll run you a warm bath and kiss every beautiful bruise he left on your skin, marks that show his love and adoration for you. Tsuchigomori certainly appreciates how much trust you have in him, allowing him to do such a scene that could end badly. He’ll end up putting you to bed, laying your head on his chest. He really couldn’t ask for more.

© nanqmies 2023

please do not translate, steal or repost my work.

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[nightqueen1221]

Hello!! I hope you’re having a splendid day. May I request Tsuchigomori x gn!reader who’s a spirit in the school that lost their past memories but Tsuchigomori stumbled on their book in his library and turns out their past was super tragic. Plus points if reader acts rlly happy because of their lack of memories.

Also I don’t really remember if the books only apply to the students’ profiles but if they do … pretend the books also apply to teachers. Also sorry for the rlly specific request I couldn’t shake this idea off my mind. Tysm and feel free to delete this if ever!!!

Dude, I don't remember if it's only students either so I just made the relation with the school vague.

-Its painfully obvious that spirits in that school is completely normal.

-But seeing a familiar face around the school, but not alive and well as usual. It was odd.

-He definitely wanted to approach you but due to the busy hallways he couldn't. (Doesn't look good when your teacher appears to be talking to himself.)

-As soon as the kids leave he starts his hunt for you. Every hallway, every classroom, the courtyard. All this while thinking of what questions to ask.

-He breaths a sigh of relief when he spots you. He waves his hand calling out you name while you give a small smile in his direction with a slight wave towards him.

-He begins asking about how or why you're here. Hearing you barely have any memories other than your name and going to this school intrigued him.

-He's whole deal as a school mystery is people's lives. Of course he's going to see what your life was like.

-Absolute horror ensues as he begins reading.

-The book is slammed shut, closing the horrid events inside. He goes to never open the book again. One hundred percent doesn't want you to have chance at reading this.

-While he was just going to protect you. Now he feels he is needed to protect you from the future AND the past.

- So unless you stumble across your own book, your past is forever mystery.

[nian-7]

Various x gn!reader

✧random headcanons w/ some of my favs (cause its my birthday.)

✧fluff, mild language & mention of alcohol

Rei (Layer) Wakana is such a sweetheart and is so easily embarrassed when it comes to romance. It's endearing just to see her blush when you offer her your hand or a flower.

Ran Mitake can't handle any of the playful teasing. Her face erupts with blush when you do playfully tease her and she's not sure how to act when you give her a kiss on her bright red cheeks.

Shuhei Hisagi has no clue how to react sometimes when you make those teasing comments towards him. They make his brain spiral and he can't help but get all red in the face. He doesn't realize that it's the reason why you do it in the first place.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez has no clue what the meaning of your affection towards him is. It genuinely confuses him that he has this odd warm feeling inside of him whenever you jump and give him a hug or kiss whatever you might be able to reach. He's not sure if he likes the feeling or not.

Meguru Bachira always makes days fun when you're around. He can't help but just let loose around you and simply have fun! Doesn't matter what the two of you do, as long as you're both doing something together.

Yakumo Murai always gives you that goofy grin of his when he's about to ask you for something. Whether that be beer or just to come sit by him, you'll never know. It's a coin toss but he always makes sure it's worth your while by giving you a kiss afterwards.

Michizou Tachihara loves to come home after a stressful day and just falling into your arms. It calms him down and that's all he'd rather do. Being in your arms is the best place he could be.

Tecchou Suehiro is so sweet and even when you know his food combos are weird, he likes it when you try them sometimes. Even if they are the... less.. weird ones. He still appreciates that you don't just look at him weirdly when he eats them.

Kazuha Kaedehara is so gentle and caring with you. He's always there to be a gentleman to you. Taking your hand in his to kiss the top of it, saying loving words to you, or even just simply walking along side you.

Xiao, even when he says he doesn't want to be around mortals, he can't help but be drawn to you. He'll always check in on you whenever possible, just to make sure you're safe. Since you are a mortal after all, that's all there is to it, right?

Cyno, god, he loves it when you laugh along with him at something stupid. It doesn't even have to be at one of his jokes, he just likes that you have a sense of humor that he can work with when he does make jokes.

Mona can't help but feel all warm and fuzzy inside when you care for her. She gets embarrassed and denies it but, she loves it when you buy her something more than a salad to eat to make sure she's eating enough or when you give her affection without her having to ask for it.

Jing Yuan gets a lazy smile when he sees you walk into his office. His day just gets better when he sees you and although he may not get as much work as Fu Xuan would like him to when you're around, he doesn't particularly mind putting it off till later.

Ichika Hoshino enjoys watching the stars with you. Going to a hill where you can see stars clearly is her favorite kind of night you both could be having. It's so peaceful and she gets to spend it with her favorite person.

Akito Shinonome rolls his eyes at romance till you came along. Something about you just struck his heart and now he can't keep you out of it. He hates that he can't but he comes to terms with it little by little every time he sees you.

An Shiraishi loves to go to karaoke with you. Whether it's just you or with the rest of VBS, she loves it so much. It's always a blast and you both end up smiling when you do leave the place.

Chifuyu Matsuno can't help but think about how you might react if he were to try those cliche shoujo manga things on you. He knows it'd be embarrassing and so he never truly attempts it. Sometimes he really thinks about it though and backs out at the last moment.

Shinichiro Sano likes it when you help him. Doesn't matter how or how much you're doing or not doing, he appreciates when you help and he can't help but feel happy inside that you're showing interest in helping.

Tsuchigomori likes his alone time. Especially when it's with you. When he gets to sit and read a good book with you beside him, it's where he's most content.

Gen Narumi is the most clingy man you'll ever know. You can't seem to keep him away from you and you're not sure if you should be flattered or not that he's chosen you.

Nazuna Nanakusa can't even talk about love! She kisses you and then immediately gets red. It's those bursts of confidence that she has then they go away right after she tries to use that confidence to make a 'romantic move' on you.

Alma is such a sweetheart. He's so wholesome that you can't ever say no to him with his adorable face. Yes, he can handle himself in a fight when needed but he's just so adorable when he's having fun!

Uda is like your housewife. But he's not. He's a great lover and honestly you can't ask for more from him. Such a caring guy and he always takes care of you, even if you're sick! <3

Masato Kageura hasn't really done any sort of 'love' related thing. Yeah, he loves his family but that's different. He's not even sure how to express his love for you other than rough and random words that he feels like saying in the moment.

Reiji Amamiya... The guy is an annoying bastard to say the least. He'll tease the life out of you all while still somehow assuring you inside that he does in fact love you a lot.

Yuen is such a hard guy to get along with it yet, you and Mei-Mei do it easily. He cares about the both of you, no matter if you are a human or alien. You are precious to him and nobody can tell him otherwise.

please do not repost any of my work without my permission, thank you for reading.

[yourdoorisunlocked]

Ok but how are ya'll sleeping on Tsuchigomori?? Like the writers are giving you SO MUCH MATERIAL-

[bonecaffeine]

Tsuchigomori nsfw alphabet - A, B, E, K, O, U, X.

A/N: Greetings and salutations. This is going to be the very first post of this account! It's mainly going to be focused on Tsuchigomori from TBHK since this man has very few fics and I am here to change that. So please, dear Tsuchigomori enthusiasts, flood my ask box with him. Sfw and nsfw requests are all very much welcome!

Tw - 18+ content, read at your own risk.

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A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

Tsuchigomori is truly a sweetheart after intercourse. He'd coo to you how well you did and then proceed to clean you off, help you put your clothes back on, cuddle you to sleep or even run you a warm bath. He may me strike as someone who is cold and unbothered but on the inside he cares a lot.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

I don't think this man has a genuinely favorite part on his body... it's not that he's very insecure or something, he's just quite indiffirent about his physical appearance. However, if he really had to choose it would be his hands, all six of them. Tsuchi likes how convenient they become when he gets to touch you, so you are in luck if you are starved of physical affection.

When it comes to his partner, it's their thighs that are his favorite. So kissable, so squeezable, so soft... Tsuchigomori also adores their s/o's pretty face.

E = Experience (how experienced are they in bed?)

He has lived for more than 70 years, probably way longer than that, so he definetly has experience. His body count isn't too high, as he's someone who takes intimacy seriously, yet he's tested the waters enough to be a satisfying partner in bed. That being said, he's also quite inquisitive so he's always open to be better.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

This man is most definetly into bondage. He'd be the type to tie his partner up in his own silky web and watch them surrender. Seeing his s/o squirm against the soft fabric around their skin as Tsuchi's hands travel all around their body is something that gets Tsuchigomori off so badly.

Dirty talk is something up Tsuchigomori's alley as well. He just likes to see his partner react to it: their flushed cheeks, their flustered smile or an awkward attempt to look away and put up a tougher exterior. It brings a shit eating grin to Tsuchigomori's face because he knows exactly what to say to get you going.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving)

He mostly likes to give - he has a long tongue and all so you know he puts it to great use... though if his partner would want to return the favor, he absolutely wouldn't mind.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Teasing is something so effortless to Tsuchigomori, it almost comes naturally. Like the sadist he is, he'll find enjoyment in your embarassed, hot and bothered mannerisms. He'll purposefully make eye more contact with you or point out how flustered you're getting as if he wasn't aiming to get a rise out of you in the first place.

X = X-ray (let's see whats going on under those clothes)

If you look at this man and don't think that he gives off big dick energy you are simply lying to yourself. I mean come on, he's not only very tall but also a yokai. That being said, he's longer and thicker than average, but only to a point where it doesn't become an inconvenience.

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Alright folks, that's all for now. I may do a part two because there are still a few letters left. Let me know what you think:3

[mguvmii]

Hello!!! I had to request something!

Can I request a nurse reader x Amane Yugi?? Like the reader still goes to school and such but they are training to become a doctor so they are the assistant to the nurse of the school hoping to learn a few things to help in the future

And Amane is always going to the nurse basically every day so the reader would always tend to his wounds

Amane would always flirt and the reader would always scold him and tell him to take this seriously-

A oneshot maybe?? Headcanons work too!

Thank you in advance!!

omg you actually requested from me ! This idea is so cute to me I love Amane sm! Hope you enjoy <3 lots of love from Beth ♡! one shot will be in second person ! 

Character ; Amane Yugi ,, gn!reader

A Nurse’s Assistant 

One of the things being a Nurse’s assistant? You’d have to deal with students getting injured. It was a part of your training to become a doctor in the future. 

In fact, it was a passion you had. Between being a full time student and an assistant to the school nurse, you were pretty busy every day. 

Collectively, at least twice during the day, there was always one boy that made frequent trips to see you. Each time he came in, bruises and other various injuries were all over his person. It was your job to tend to these, sometimes all by yourself because the nurse was away. 

Somewhere between the hundreds of trips to see you,  you’ve caught a crush on the boy called Amane Yugi. Though you highly wished he wouldn’t see you every day, it somehow made your day a bit better seeing him walk into the office with that smirk of his. 

He always wore it on his face whenever he saw you. It was also mischievous. 

Today was one of them. 

School was just ending. Students starting going home or to clubs for the day. You, being the nurse’s assistant, stayed in the office where the two of you worked every day.

 Currently , you were organizing the creams and bandages putting them in their respective places. As you placed a roll of white bandages in the drawer, the sound of the door opening caught your attention. 

You didn’t have to look up to know it was Amane. It just made you wonder what happened this time? Sighing internally, you came from the back of the room to look at the boy. 

He was the same as always, except this time there was a bruise on his cheek, and his hands had some cuts that needed attending to. Despite his injuries, he gave you that happy smirk of his. It was enough to send your cheeks warm and your heart stuttering. 

“Hey Y/n! you’re looking exceptionally beautiful today, not that you don’t look beautiful every day.” 

There he went again with his flirtatious compliments. He seemed to love teasing you and flirting. Why, you didn’t know ,but there was a part of you that was hoping he was doing it because he liked you too. 

You hated the way his words easily flustered you. There were times when he’d flirt in hopes you wouldn’t scold him. Well, it wouldn’t work this time. 

“Amane,” you mumbled. “This is becoming a habit. Come sit down so I can patch you up.” 

You shook your head sadly and went to grab the cream and bandages. The boy waltzed over and took a seat on the bench, watching you quietly prepare everything. 

You walked back over and knelt in front of him, treating his face first, which had a bruise. 

“Amane I’m worried,” You spoke. “This isn’t normal. What’s happened with you?” Your tone was gentle and kind.

 You didn’t want to scare him away or make him clam up. You just wanted to help him because you cared deeply. 

Amane averted his amber colored eyes, almost as if he was ashamed. The look on his face just showed guilt, but it was very brief. 

“Aw are you worried about me? Is it because you...” He leaned forward, extremely close to your face, so close your noses were brushing. “...you’re in love with me?” 

Your face betrayed you, your cheeks warming up at his statement. You could feel your heart just hammering away so loudly Amane could probably hear. As if the boy could hear it, he smirked. 

“You’re cute when you’re flustered Y/n~” 

A scowl etched across your face. He was flirting yet again to divert you. 

“Amane,” You stated, this time more firm to let him know you were being serious this time. “I’m not kidding! take this seriously!  I’m so worried about you, why can’t you see that? What’s going on with you?” 

You grabbed his hands gently in yours, your thumbs gingerly caressing his fingers. 

“If you’re being bullied then tell me...please don’t...stay silent about this..” 

Whether it was because of your words or the way you were holding his hands, Amane’s cheeks grew warm with blood rushing to his face. 

Unbeknownst to you, his heart was hammering just as fast as yours. 

The boy tilted his head down to hide his eyes from you. “It’s fine. I can handle myself you shouldn’t worry about me. It’ll just be troublesome.” 

Somehow his words pained you even more . Did he not feel worth it? Was he depressed? Did he feel like a burden? 

Sighing out loud, you reached out and grabbed his uninjured cheek, tilting his head up. You opened the cream cap and started applying it to the bruise, while speaking. 

“It’s not fine Amane. You’re showing up with new injuries every single day. Your arms are always covered in bandages and even though you’re always flirting with me, I can see how sad you are.” 

You closed the cream cap and stared into his amber eyes.

 “I worry because I like you Amane. You’re not troublesome please believe me....” 

With that, you continued to take care of his injuries, placing a large bandage on his cheek. Once that was done you focused on his cuts that were on his hands. 

Both yours and Amane’s cheeks were extremely warm. The words of confession were still lingering between you two.

 It took amane about five seconds of silence, before he finally addressed your statement. 

“You...like me?” 

Seriously? That’s what he heard out of all of this?  

“I do. You should be more careful and come to me if you’re having trouble. Please don’t deal with this yourself.....please,” you begged, placing your hands on his knees to look up at him. 

The idea of losing Amane....made your heart break. You knew how this worked.

 It always started with bullying, which could lead to depression, and then to suicide. You did not want Amane suffering through this alone. 

Amane’s face held one of contemplation first, his eyebrows furrowed as if he was thinking. His cheeks were set aflame, yet his amber eyes drifted towards you, locking with your e/c ones. 

“I’m sorry...” He finally said. “I’m sorry but I can’t tell you. Not today at least.” Leaning forward, he grasped your hands, your fingers intertwining. The little gesture almost gave you a heart attack it was beating too fast. 

“Y/n...I really like you too.” 

Your eyes widened in response, shocked that Amane was actually reciprocating the feelings. 

A quiet laugh left Amane’s lips as he watched your shocked face. The boy leaned forward close to your ear, and you could hear the smirk in his voice. 

“You’re really pretty Y/n. You’re so cute when you’re caught off guard.” 

He pulled back and sighed, his face growing serious again. 

“If you really want to know, then....I’ll tell you everything. Until that happens, please be by my side. I’d like it even more if you were by my side as my lover.” 

By now you’ve gotten over your shock. Your face curled up in a small smile, adoring at how flustered Amane was right now. He was just a shy, teenage boy, it was so cute. 

“Okay! I’ll be your lover Amane....but please try to avoid coming in here if you can. There’s only so many bandages you can have on you until you look like a mummy.” 

Amane chuckled at this and grinned. “But I’ll be a cute mummy!” He untangled your hands with his and wrapped his arms around your frame in a hug. 

“I’m your mummy right Y/n?” 

You rolled your eyes, yet you were happy. 

“Yeah Amane, my mummy.” 

a/n : Sorry it’s not as long. I hope you enjoyed it <3

[sorenflyinn]

Starry Night

Tsuchigomori x Reader, Fluff, no pronouns mentioned for y/n

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Made this because I’ve already read all of the tsuchigomori x reader fics on tumblr, wattpad, AND ao3 (tell me if there's another place I should read at bc I need more of this man). I don’t think I’m that great of a writer, so I’ll gladly take criticism 👍 My first post on here

Also requests are opennnnn <333

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As you and the fifth wonder of the school stood by the open library window, a comfortable silence sat in the air. The creepy atmosphere of the school after hours was unnoticed as you both gazed at the stars, the light of the city and full moon hiding most of them.

He was the one to break the silence, “Star-gazing was a good idea.”

You hummed in agreement and glanced at him. As your breath got caught in your throat, your felt the tips of your ears heat up.

Tsuchigomori stood leaning against the frame of the window, the gentle night breeze blowing through his hair. The ethereal glow of the moon lit up his face perfectly, highlighting his features. He looked..

“Is there something on my face?” He asked nervously.

Face heating up more, you diverted your gaze to the suddenly very interesting window sill that had paint chipping off of it.

“N-No. Don’t worry about it.” Peeling up the paint, you crumbled it between your fingers before dusting your hands off.

He still had that gentle smile on his face even though you weren’t looking at him. He took this to his advantage as he watched your fidgeting, making him wonder if he did something wrong today. Frowning slightly, he looked at your eyes again, “Are you sure?”

Standing up straight, you fidgeted with the hem of your jacket before looking him in the eye. Your normally confident voice was reduced to nervous stutters as you looked at his amethyst eyes. “I-It’s just t-that..” Taking a deep, shaky breath, you took a moment to settle your nerves. You smiled softly as your face heated up more, “Y-You look beautiful in the m-moonlight, Ryuujirou.”

His face immediately took on a pinkish hue at your statement. Diverting his gaze elsewhere, he was suddenly very thankful for the cold night air to cool down his face.

You didn’t look up at him, choosing to stare at the flaky paint of the window frame, too scared to know if you had just made the friendship between you two awkward or not.

A harsh gust of wind blew at you both, making you regret leaving your coat in your classroom. You then felt a sudden light weight on your shoulders, and when you looked you saw Ryujirou’s lab coat. Looking up at him, he was looking at the stars again, his ears and pointed ears burning red.

“Thank you..”

“No problem, but I’m not sure if it’ll be warm enough.” As he said that, he inched closer and wrapped his arm around your waist, pulling you to his side.

Smiling to yourself, you rested your head on his shoulder, looking back up at the starry night, feeling proud of yourself.

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[aftongiulien]

ehyy yo, i love your blog,i Wish you good luck at recovering from being sick and in quarantine 🌹🌹🌹So Just wanted to ask if you read tbhk?? If you do please can you do an tsuchigomori x Reader where the Reader love to read,and so She's Always in library and One day tsuchigomori Just want to cuddle her??? Thank you in Advance byee,🦋🦋🦋🦋

Ehy anon!! I'm Happy to Hear you like my work,and thanks For the kindness,Hope you'll like this..

Just a rainy afternoon.

well, tsuchigomori isn't a cuddle guy, he's more of a cold personallity and doesn't like much pda,but once in a really Really long time,After you two got togheter maybe he Will randomly hold your Hand and do his work(well he have 6 arms holding your Hand isn't a problem).

But One day you were in the library as Always, Reading your favourite book,After some time you Hear a really loud thunder and so get worried about your boyfriend,he Hates loud sounds and today he was strangely more affectionate, really he never actually hugs you in the hallway or show as much affection as he did today, infront of Everyone,but you Just brush that tought off and kept Reading .

but the more the time pass the more the storm outside gets worse,so you put away your book,and start looking for tsuchigomori,After what looked like AN hour you found him, sitting in the corner of a Little set up for cuddle corner,he was there sitting with a book and a needy look, you got closer to him to see if everything was ok,and in that moment he pulls you on his lap, Ang hug you, you were Surprised, cause he was never this needy but, you liked It,It was so comforting to have him,but suddenly the storm got worse and he basiclly Just tighned his grip on your Hips and burried his head in the crook of your neck "mh i hate storms they're so loud," you Just couldn't help It but find your boyfriend behaviour cute,and so turn around and gently squish his cheeks" my darling, i won't let any thunder nor a lighting hurt you ,i promise"

no matter how much you tried to calm him with words,he was still scared, so you realized, he wanted physical contact and comfort,.

You Just Hughes him tighter and layed him in the couch where he didn't tought twice about hugging you back and laying your head on your chest, and slowly cuddle with you,till both of you fell asleep, One hugging onto the other.

[sorroute]

aaaa hii!! idk how to do this but could i get a tbhk matchup? a lil bit abt me is:

my names banny, but my nicknames are bans or beans lol

my gender is female, and i'd prefer to get a male matchup

i'm very impulsive and spontaneous. like i blurt stuff out of nowhere mid-sentence, hop topics like nobody's business, and make random changes in my life on a whim like dying my hair or getting a bird

im generally a total dork LMAO like my favorite movie is scott pilgrim vs the world, i love horror movies and games, i play zelda chronically, one of my all time favorite bands is weezer, and my room is literally a dungeon of trinkets and posters!!!!

i love nature and animals, especially birds and rodents. sometimes ill pick up random spiders from outside and bring them inside, or put two different bugs together in a jar and watch them.

i wanna major in russian lit for college, and/or go to film school. im a total freak for english and literature, until i have to any essay or read any required books for school, and then i DESPISE every aspect of it

im very indecisive, and i tend to procrastinate a lot. i have adhd and literally debilitating anxiety, so my head is basically a cesspool of thoughts🙏 i have a habit of collecting things i dont need, and i have a very flip flop fashion style. like i'll be goth one day and then butch the next LMAO but i literally only wear the crustiest pair of timberlands like everywhere

i also have very dark and niche humor. ill call myself a siltmaxxed mulchpilled soilcel and then wonder why nobody gets it 😭😭

thats all, im so sorry if this too rambly, and no pressure to do it😭 tysm!

Aaaa hihi!! ^_^ Honestly it was a bit hard to pick someone to match you with but then that thing in cartoons where the lightbulb pops over their head when someone gets an idea and I was like "omg !!! Wait !!! Tsuchigomori !!!!"

Tsuchigomori

I feel like, despite your differences, you guys would get along really well :3

He wouldn't mind when you randomly blurt stuff out, he thinks it's cute and likes how you speak your mind

He does get worried about you though

Tries to talk you out of doing some stupid shit

Although, honestly I feel like he'd be all for you dying your hair

(as long as you're sure you want to)

I mean.... Have you seen this guy's hair

No WAY that's all natural

Dork X dork real

He has no video game experience whatsoever and is honestly not interested in them at all

He does like how passionate you are about that stuff though <3

He's definitely a classical music type of guy

Or heavy metal maybe...

Anyways, not a big Weezer fan, but would listen to them for you if you put it on

Another trinket collector !!! :3

He's often find little trinkets for your collection or buy things relating to your interests just because he loves how excited you get ^^

Would love to see your trinket collection some time

He admires your love for nature alot <3

Sometimes he gets worried you'll try to lock him in a jar though

He's seen some shit 💀

In terms of literature, obviously, he's all for it

He probably has a ton of different books in different languages so if you ever wanted to start learning Russian literature early he's got you covered ;3

Would be happy to teach you about anything you'd like in terms of literature

Probably much more knowledgeable in English and Japanese literature, but he's a big nerd so I wouldn't be surprised if he's dabbled in other languages as well

In terms of film school..........

He can't help you

Besides getting you some books about film theory and stuff

He's not a fan of procrastination, he prefers to just get things done quickly so he doesn't have to do them later

That doesn't mean he doesn't get it, though

He's a teacher, of course he's dealt with procrastination before

With himself and students probably

Will try to encourage you to get your work done, and gives some advice on coping skills you could try

He's a bit harsh sometimes, but he just wants what's best for you </3

Very maternal in that regard

He definitely has anxiety as well, so y'all are struggling together

Will read up on some coping mechanisms for anxiety and tries to get you to use some, but won't force you

Surprisingly, he does like how spontaneous you are

It keeps him guessing as usually he can read people like a book

He doesn't get all of your different styles, but does enjoy them

He's a fashionista so he appreciates the variety

He 100% tries to get you new shoes though

Probably has nightmares about your shoes

Purposefully avoids looking at your feet because he can't bear to look at them

(sorry for the slander anon 😭)

(he can't help it, he's a princess)

Likes your dark humor, but is also very worried

Understandably so

Will do daily check ins with you to see how you're feeling

Teacher, doctor, therapist, librarian, fashionista, AND princess??????

You got the whole package tbh

Anyway, all in all, he loves you alot- despite your differences <33333333

All he asks is that you don't trap him in a jar and that you get new shoes

A/N

Honestly this was really fun to write :3 Also a ZELDA ENTHUSIAST????? AND LITERATURE NERD??? You're amazing mwah mwah ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა Anyway, I really hope you enjoyed this !! You seem so cool ໒꒰ྀི >ヮ<꒱ྀི১ Any feedback or constructive criticism is always appreciated<33 ^^

(Sorry for the shoes slander again btw </3)

[old-poptart]

heya! i just stumbled across your blog and it looks cute :) if it's okay, may i please request tsuchigomori comforting his boyfriend (i use he/they pronouns) and calming him from a panic attack? thank you so much!

a/n: hello!! ah- thank you so much!! of course you can! it's perfectly fine, onto the headcanons!

warnings: implied panic attack, reader is an adult obv

Tsuchigomori calming down his s/o (male/gender neutral) 🕷️:

"no need to cry dear.. I'm here now"

now we all know tsuchi can be cold and dry right

but beneath that cold, rigid outer layer of his lies a warm and comforting core

he means really well, really. it's just that sometimes it might not come off ads that, and he's trying to be better about that!!

he was in his library, grading his students' papers, maybe mentally criticizing them harshly but hey they never know-

he could hear some faint sobbing and sniffles coming from a distance, but they sound familiar to him. even if you've never cried in front of tsuchigomori, he could easily recognize if it was you or not.

tsuchigomori took a pause from his work and decided to look around to see who was weeping in his boundary. he alas saw that it was you, his sweet boyfriend.

"oh no s/o... what's wrong?" his sullen but gentle tone brought you comfort. he offered you his arms if you wanted physical affection, ready for what you're about to spill out

crashing into his arms, you made a weird mixture of sobbing, sputtering giberish, and saying a few words clearly. he wondered what could've distraught you so much to spiral you into a panic attack, especially one so bad it caused you to cry

he could tell that you were shaking and your nerves were no where near calmed down, you were also overstimulated. tsuchigomori would listen to you as best as he could, hoping to let all of that out as he rubbed your back.

once you calmed down he would tell you affirmations and peck your face after each one, again he's trying his best-

he's the best boyfriend you can imagine him to be, he loves you sm <3

SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG I HAD MAJOR WRITER'S BLOCK- I HOPE YOU ENJOY!!

-ooga :D

[nanqmies]

Hi! I have a suggestion - how about Tsuchigomori who has a virgin s/o and how would their first time go? Can be either a drabble or headcanons. I've heard you're going to be inactive for a while so take as much time as you need! thank you!!

cw: gn reader, creampie, desk sex, no prep in the 2nd one, i think thats all?

a/n: thanks for the suggestion nonnie!! This one wss so so yummy i had to write it, i love him sm!! hope you enjoy it my dear ₍^ >ヮ<^₎ .ᐟ.ᐟ

please read my pinned before interacting with me!

w/c: 0.5k

nsfw under the cut~

Tsuchigomori would definitely want it to be in a nice environment and not in his library (if its planned ahead of time) so I can imagine two scenarios here!!

Planned:

Tsuchigomori would lay on the sheets and kiss over your neck softly, his warm breath brushing over the skin of your neck. Gently running his hands over his body while keeping his eyes on you to check your reactions, he’d ask if you were ready for him,, ready for him to take away your purity and claim it as his own but of course you nod eagerly to his question. He’ll hook his long fingers under them hem of your pants and pull them down, savoring the sight of your sex. It’s for him.. And him only, the thought alone makes his cock stiffen in his slacks.

He leans down to gently spread your legs, leaning over to get the unopened bottle of lube from the beside table,,, you shiver at the cold feeling of the substance dribbling down your rear. He’d spread your hole to make way for his fingers, sliding one in makes you gasp softly. The feeling is unnatural to you so he softly reassures you sliding in another finger and beginning to pumps them in and out of your tight sex, just enough to get you accommodated with being stretched out. Tsuchigomori would fuck you on his fingers until you’ve came at least once before aligning the fat tip of his cock to your rim and forcing himself inside, whispering sweet nothings in your ears and saying how good you are for him. You’ll cling onto him as his shallow thrusts of his hips push his cock further inside you, he’d kiss away your tears when he finally finishes, filling you with his thick seed.

His hand pressed onto your tummy to feel you tremble in pleasure. You’d kiss him one more time before nuzzling into his comforting warmth neck and drifting off to sleep, his arms wrapped safely around you to pull you into his chest. Falling asleep after you just to make sure you’re comfortable.

Unplanned:

It’d probably happen after school is over, everyone is gone and he’s grading papers in his office. Nothing but silence and the soft sounds of his pen against the papers, you lean at the door frame and wait for him to notice you. It doesn’t take very long for him to invite you in the office for some coffee, talking about simple things while you converse of your coffee.

You two have always been rather close due to shared interests and knowledge on biology so when he offered to take your relationship more seriously you were ecstatic to agree. The conversation gets a bit more heated on the topic of Tsuchigomori’s type, he leans close and sends an unreadable look. “You.” His hand gently brushes the hair from your face and he smiles just barely.

Things would escalate quickly when he lifts you up on your desk and roughly presses his lips on yours, wanting to ravage you completely. Wanting to feel your soft fresh under his teeth, your wrists pinned behind your back and the tears dripping down your cheeks. He’ll spit on the base of his cock and spread it over his shaft, pressing himself inside your tight sex. You choke and squeeze his cock tightly, he smiles and slowly ruts his hips to get you used of the feeling of him inside. If you don’t want him to cum inside he’ll just do it over your tummy..

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[nightqueen1221]

Can u please do tsuchigomori with a student reader (platonic, obviously) who comes out to him about being abused? I'm sorry if this makes u uncomfortable I understand this is a sensitive topic :)) ty!

Don't worry! I'll write most sensitive topics, I'll put a disclaimer how it might incorrect though!

Warnings: Mentions of abuse, obviously

-He always kinda noticed you were distant from people.

-At first he thought you were shy or just didn't want to talk to people, and he left you alone.

-One day, he heard crying from a bathroom, he couldn't make out who it was, so he knocked and asked the person to come out.

-Low and behold, it was you. Tears falling down your face, puffy eyes, shaking, you get the idea.

-He didn't know why you would be so upset. He than began to think, were you being bullied and this is why you were sad?

-Was it something at home?

-He pulled out a handkerchief and walked with you to his classroom.

-He stayed with you till you calmed down, and said it would be best to explain it to him once you're done.

-After calming down, you started explaining how you were treated so poorly by people, abused

-It made him remember one of his former students.

-He told you he's always around for you to talk to, and while he can't give the best advice, he'll say what he knows from others.

-If you have scars from it being physical abuse, he'll tie bandages around them, only if it's needed.

-If you don't need bandaids and are just uncomfortable with seeing them, he'll tell you, scars are the best way to show you can be hurt and healed.

-Any mental scars, he says he's not a theripist, but you can talk to him whenever he doesn't have class.

-And finally, if the abuse is on going.

-There's not much he can do if it's from home. He'll probably call your family in to talk about you.

-He'll try and see how they abuse you and how he can stop it.

-If it's really, really bad. He'll probably call CPS.

-Any abuse from school he can, 100% handle.

-After he starts talking to you about this subject, he'll keep a watch out for any people that are trying to harm you.

-He might even see if there is anything in your book in his library. He'll do anything to make sure his students are safe.

[nian-7]

Hi! Could I request some headcanons on how Tsuchigomori reacts to his s/o who is very touch deprived? Thank you in advance and sorry if this is a topic you find uncomfortable^^"

doesn't make me uncomfortable at all, anon! i love tsuchigomori so i'd love to write him!!

Tsuchigomori x gn!reader

✧touch starved s/o

✧fluff

-Tsuchigomori isn't a very physically affectionate person in general so it's hard to get much of it out of him in the first place. He enjoys being around you but, he would rather show his love in other ways.

-It's mostly up to you to initiate a lot of physical contact with him but he'll accept it usually. Whether you randomly hug him or go to cuddle up to him while he reads a book, it doesn't matter because he'll wrap his arm around you in return.

-He doesn't like to admit it but he is a softie for those he cares about and loves so he will show that soft side and get a little more affectionate than he usually is.

-Most times, he lets down that hard outer shell and lets his softer side come out when he's tired. He'll pull your head closer and kiss your head as a silent good night or pull you into a spooning position.

-In all honesty, he's not really sure how to deal with a touch starved s/o so he keeps doing what he does normally. Letting his soft side come out when he's tired to give you the physical touch you crave from him and the occasional random kiss on your cheek when you come cuddle up to him when he's reading a book.

-Some other physical touches he'll usually use instead of affections are things like patting your head where if he's taller than you then it's an easy way for him to sort of reassure you even when he's not a big fan of pda.

please do not repost any of my work without my permission, thank you for reading.

[mguvmii]

could I maybeee get yandere tsuchigomori headcanons with a masc s/o whose a little dumb and likes the overwhelming attention? If that’s too specific general yandere tsuchigomori would be nice ❤️❤️

hi anon! This is my first yandere request I'll do my best so I hope you enjoy! also I’m making the reader a supernatural in this one! 

Characters ; Tsuchigomori ,, male!reader

Warnings ; possessive behavior ! ,, Slight stalking

- He wouldn’t be yandere right away. His behavior doesn’t really alter much between his normal behavior to yandere behavior. 

- He does care a lot about his boyfriend, more than he lets on. 

- tbh, his boyfriend isn’t the smartest supernatural he’s come across, but it’s cute to him. It makes him turn on protective mode. Anyone who calls him dumb or is being mean towards him , he’ll be there to defend, throwing in some not so nice threats. 

- Tsuchigomori does know his boyfriend (you)  likes attention. A lot of it! You’re an attention whore. He’s the one that gives it to you, just him he doesn’t want anyone else to give you attention. 

- This is where his yandere behavior starts to peek through. 

- He loves the attention. At first Tsuchigomori won’t be happy that his boyfriend is  going to other people for attention, but what really makes him upset? When his S/o goes to Hanako for all the attention. 

- Hanako is already clingy with Nene, so with you? Yeah Hanako is willing to cling onto you and give you all the attention you want. 

- This doesn’t sit right with Tsuchigomori. He doesn’t care if Hanako is his boss, Tsuchigomori is the only one for you. He’ll make sure of it. 

- Whenever he sees you and Hanako, he’ll pick you up and drag you off with no explanation. Hanako is not to be near you at all you’re his , not the boy’s. 

- He’ll be possessive in his own way. Keeping you all to himself, giving you work and stuff to do with him just so you’d stay at his side. 

- tbh I feel like he’ll also be slightly manipulative and gaslighting? He’ll say things like ‘why are you hanging out with number seven? He’s not good enough for you, I am, you don’t need him.’ or he’ll pull the ‘do you really love me? if you do then stay by my side’ card. 

- He’ll also make you feel like he’s the only one you should rely on, that you have no one else who truly understands how you feel...or he’s the only one that’ll love you....yeah. He’ll just make you feel guilty without trying. 

- Eyes on you all the time. He makes sure Hanako or the other boy isn’t near you. 

- He’ll start to distance you from them, knowing you’re too dumb to catch on to what his true motives are. 

- He’ll give you all the attention to distract you, have you wrapped around his finger. Eventually he does get into your head, manipulating your feelings. 

- To get even more extreme, he’ll probably casually threaten your friends and you if you try and leave to go hang out with other people. 

- ‘If that Minamoto kid keeps coming near you, I’ll probably get rid of him’ or ‘If you leave my side again, you won’t like the consequences.’ 

- He’s doing this all because he loves you and wants to keep his boyfriend with him at all times! 

- You’re his , not Hanako’s or anyone else’s. His cute, dumb boyfriend and he’ll do anything to keep you chained to his side. 

I’m not good at yanderes, but I hope you enjoy!! 

[hydrangeyes]

The sun and his moon

So if you don't know, Yes this already existed, my old account was deleted (accident but I can tell I won't be getting it back), and am reposting my old x male reader works!

I don't know if I saved all of them but here is one that was saved to my AO3 account.

Edit: So shuffling through my docs It's been brought to my attention that wattpad (who I use as backup) Cut a lot of my fics in half??? anyway I'll be trying to fix that also

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Tsuchigomori x Seme male reader

Alternatively called: A rumor and a secret, this one is pretty short also lol, fluffy and light angst if you squint

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This summer had to be the hottest yet. His office AC is the only thing keeping the temperature at a somewhat cool temperature. It was odd how usually it never affected him, being a supernatural and all, but it seems like he really was getting weaker by the school year.

Looking down at the student papers he still had to grade, Tsuchigomori wonders if he should coin in his vacation days to sleep for a bit, regain some energy by startling students that visited his library. But if he did that he wouldn't get to see-

"Long time no see sensei!" a voice calls out to him suddenly as his office doors swing open. Standing in the doorway is you. 5'9, sloppily dressed, wide grin You. Suddenly the room felt cooler and lighter now that you're here.

"Stop calling me that, we were in the same school year." Tsuchigomori drawls out as you happily float over to hug and place a kiss on his head. "Aw~ but I thought you liked being called that sensei~" you purr nuzzling your face into his hair.

N/n L/n, like him, was supernatural. The only problem is that he only appears during the summer season, not that at the start he hasn't tried to pop up other seasons. But with the heat, rumors of a sloppily dressed student relaxing on top of the roof top circulated.

A story of a student who took a nap skipping class only to die of a heat stroke followed N/n. Said that depending on his mood, you were either gifted with a cool summer breeze or punished with an almost deathly heatwave.

Tsuchigomori knew better, knew how N/n really died, but the effects he caused others were all the same. Such is the life of a rumored ghost after all.

"Did you miss me sensei? did you?" You chirp pulling back and waiting on a response, eyes full of adoration and mischief. Tsuchigomori sighed and with a faint blush gave you a quick kiss on the lips. "How could I not miss my husband."

He missed you liked the moon missed the sun.