#tumblr u better not be fucking up rn

[damn-it-a-hogwarts-legacy-blog]

Ok so I’m really hoping it’s not a glitch, but after many months of weirdness with my follower count and my blog in general, I’m seeing I’m at 700 followers holy shit??? Uh, if this turns out to be a glitch of some kind, we will just pretend I’m at 700 anyway I guess lol.

No matter how many of you there actually are, thank you for sharing my enthusiasm for Hogwarts Legacy nearly a year after release. I’m really sad that the half life of fandoms is so short these days, but I’m old school and refuse to leave no matter how uncool it makes me. I still have many more things I’m doing this year and don’t plan on slowing down! Just a little look ahead:

1. I’m working as an editor and programmer on a dev team that’s making a Hogwarts Legacy dating sim, which I am absurdly excited about because we have such a great team comprised of some of the best contributors to the tumblr fandom.

2. I’m also currently drafting some plushies! Just gotta find time to actually order fabric and get out the sewing machine…

3. And as always, I constantly have sooo many drafts on tumblr lol. I’m really close to finishing a cute little fic that’s gonna give me diabetes I stg.

Thanks again to however many of you are out there, ily 💚

[authenticaussie]

Fact one: I am low on spoons, this was a Very Long And Busy Week, and I am hyped-but-stressed because I have a guest over next week. Makes it harder to get executive function Working because I am combated by the nebulous "there's SO MUCH TO DO!!!!" (<- we have no idea how much there is to do because we are refusing to make a list because we are StressingTM)

Fact two: the special interest is currently the batfam

Fact three: I have just decided I'm going to try that tiktok trend of "give yourself a character to clean the house with (ie. a funky maid or pretend you are cinderella or a pirate)" and my character is going to be. A member of the batfam and I MUST hide evidence of my vigilantism before my civilian friend enters the domicile.

If I write fic about this afterward it is NOT my fault, you have to blame the autism.

[time-is-restored]

i have literally nowhere else to put this i apologise for the spam. the absolute best thing to come out of s3 trent is without a doubt the fucking earnestness... like in s1-2 he always came across as a very self-assured kind of guy, who knew how he came off (ie: intimidating) and enjoyed it. but seeing that paired with him being silly + completely relaxing in certain company??? pulling ridiculous faces at vodka + scrunching up his nose when he smiles @ colin + making the most ABSURD 'i really wanna say something right now but i feel like im interrupting' noises ive ever heard in my fucking LIFE??? its like. he is cool as shit and he is self assured AND he can make dumb fucking sherlock holmes jokes and dance ridiculously. its like!!!! he's lame but he's also not bc he's exactly as confident in being lame as he is being cool. do u see the vision. he has killed the part of him that cringes!!!! its just.. that unshakeable self confidence that u see in his fucking swaggers into frame includes all of himself + his different moods and eccentricities and that's just so based to me idk. unironically live ur best life wear the loudest combination of prints and patterns and primary colours uve ever seen in ur life while espousing the virtues of extended museum hours!!! contain multitudes! get silly with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[when-did-this-become-difficult]

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[n0ct0urn1quet]

pov talking shit abt my sister in vc when my door is ever so slightly open and she probably heard me so now im all embarrassed to go out into the living room out of fear that she'll be like "so what were u talking about in there"

[peachhcs]

good thing it was a rainy day

hughes!sister x will smith au (samy + will)

summary: part to 2 to rainy day at the lake house where some pent up sexual tension escalates between samy and will after being forced to stay away from one another due to everyone's obnoxious teasing

2k words

warnings: 18+, SMUT, this is literally like all smut, sub!will, sub!reader, switch, oral (m receiving), p in v (protected!!), riding, making out, hair pulling, slight praising, hickeys, consensual!, getting caught at the end

soooo here’s part 2!!! this is very explicit so read at your own risk! (warning u now before u hit read more lmao) publishing things like this genuinely scares me bc i know people can write so much better smut and i've never published smut before 🫣 but hope y’all like it?? idk i’m not the best at writing sex but like yeah! (p.s. pic 1 and pic 3 are from tumblr) (p.s.s. working on my requests rn too!!)

au masterlist | part 1

will's hands glided across samy's back as they deepened their kiss. the boy desperately tried ignoring what was going on down in his pants because if he focused too hard on it, he'd for sure cum before anything really happened. the brunette wasn't making it easy either. she bit and tugged on will's bottom lip like her life depended on it and the little tugs at the root of his curls had him losing it fast. samy's little comment from a few minutes ago had will trying to keep his sounds in—one, because he didn't want to get caught and two, he was trying to prove he wasn't the loud one.

although every time samy grinded her core against his own or kissed particularly hard, will struggled strangling his little whimpers and groans. she definitely wasn't making his easy for him.

the girl's hand started wandering lower again. she moved slowly and calculated like she was intentionally teasing the boy beneath her. will was desperate for her touch and her slow pace was killing him.

"s-samy, please," will's blue eyes met her own where a smirk replaced the gentle smile.

"desperate, huh?" she mused, finally reaching will's waistband again.

"mhm, god—" he couldn't stop the whimper this time. she was so close, yet so far still.

samy grinned. she reveled in those sounds her boyfriend made. he was so tough on the outside, so knowing this was how he got for her was a treat. she finally decided to have some mercy and allowed her hand to make contact with will's bulge. he immediately jerked his hips into her touch, biting his lip so hard he started tasting blood.

"this okay?" samy wondered, always double checking.

"yes, yeah. it's perfect," will breathily got out. she smiled, pushing his curls away from his somewhat sweaty forehead.

for it being so rainy and cool outside, the temperature inside of samy's room was hot.

she palmed will through his shorts for a few more moments before slowly pushing them down. his cock came free in one go, making will hiss at the sudden air against it. samy's eyes widened even though she's seen him multiple times before. each time was always as good as the first—always so red and throbbing for a release.

"so, so pretty, will," samy praised as she carefully took him in her hand. she used his pre as lube, slowly running her hand up and down his length in soft strokes.

"mm, yeah. feels so good," will muttered, head falling back onto the pillow in relief.

the brunette leaned down to leave gentle kisses to will's tip. the small feeling of her mouth on him had will's hips stuttering, trying to keep them under control.

"shit, hughes."

samy pumped him for a bit longer before deciding she was ready to attach her lips to him. his pre was enough lube and by the way he twitched in her hand, she knew he was already close. her pretty lips took him in one go resulting in the most guttural moan from her boyfriend. will's hands gripped onto the sheets, struggling to keep his hips still.

"fuck," he cursed a little too loudly. her lips were like heaven and the feeling was something will tried engraving into his mind forever.

"so good for me, will," samy hummed, meeting his gaze. the boy nearly lost it seeing her like that with his dick in her mouth. he took a mental snapshot, wanting that memory until he died—messy hair, glossed over eyes, hickeys on every inch of her skin—he was so, so fucked.

she picked up her pace, bobbing her head a little faster than before. her hands splayed across will's hips as purchase and leverage to help with the speed.

"i'm close already," will moaned, feeling that coil in his stomach about to snap.

"cum for me, will. it's okay," samy urged and her words were enough to send him over the edge and see stars.

his hips bucked up on their own as he released right into samy's mouth. "oh fuck. shit," he got out.

his chest heaved in deep pants in attempt to get his breathing back under control while samy just grinned. "d-did you swallow all of it?" the boy wondered, dragging his hand back up her thigh.

the brunette stuck her tongue out to show that there was nothing left. will groaned and that sight was enough to keep his dick hard. his other hand tugged samy back down to his mouth, kissing her particularly hard being no where near finished with her yet.

"god, you're so pretty," the boy muttered against her lips earning a small blush across samy's cheeks.

his hands tugged at her waistband as an indication that he wanted her shorts off. samy kicked them down her legs being left in her swimsuit bottoms that left little to the imagination. will's hand wandered across the exposed skin and took handfuls of her ass. he moaned at the feeling of her flesh in his hands while samy kissed him deeper.

the hockey player flipped them over so he now had the upper hand. a smirk lined his lips while he let his hand wander further down to her own waistband again. samy read the look in his eye, a smile crossing her lips as she tugged her boyfriend down for more kisses.

will took that opportunity to push her swimsuit aside and slowly slide one of his fingers into her warm walls. his action had a loud moan escaping samy's lips which brought a grin to his lips.

"fuck, will," samy's eyes closed, nails digging into his arms.

"this okay?" the boy breathed against her neck.

"mhm, more than okay," the brunette's own whimpers started escaping her lips as will's finger picked up speed before deciding to add a second one. he smirked to himself—who was the loud one now?

will found a good pace while peppering more light hickeys across his girlfriend's chest. they were for sure never going to hear the end of it from anyone after this. the sounds she made had the boy going crazy—all of it going straight to his now throbbing cock. every time samy's mouth opened will twitched, desperately searching for his second orgasm.

"need you so bad, pretty girl," he breathed into her ear earning another delicious moan in response.

"me too. need you inside me, will," samy's voice broke. she really couldn't look more gorgeous to will. her tear stained cheeks and kiss swollen lips made the boy go completely numb.

he slowly pulled his fingers out while samy dug through her nightstand for a condom. will's gaze fixated on her as she tore the wrapper open with her teeth and carefully rolled it on him. his hips jerked at her touch, a low chuckle escaping his lips between the breathy pants.

he grabbed ahold of samy's face, both of them falling back onto the bed again as he devoured her lips once more. in the next second, samy straddled will's hips.

"i'm so in love with you," will mumbled between kisses.

"so, so in love with you. so handsome," the girl replied.

she began lining will up with her entrance. as soon as the tip was in, each of them let out probably the loudest moans ever that would definitely let everyone else in the house know what they were up to. will's grasp on her hips became bruising while sang tugged harshly on his curls.

the further down samy went, the harder it was for will to keep his hips still. he used whatever self-control he had left to stay still as he bottomed out. the two were so desperate for one another they nearly came immediately.

"oh my god— fuck," a broken moan escaped will's lips as his eyes squeezed shut.

"you can move," samy urged. her walls stretched themselves out around the hockey player's thick cock—the feeling making her head spin.

"fuck, i can't. not yet. gonna fucking cum if i move," will panted, desperately trying to think of unsexy things so he wouldn't blow his load in the first five seconds.

after another few seconds, will found it in himself to start moving. he slowly bucked his hips up, hands digging into samy's flesh that would for sure leave marks. the brunette met his thrusts with a roll of her hips. the two began finding a good pace and samy's grinding turned into bouncing.

"yeah, fuck. so good for me will," the girl's head tipped back exposing all of the hickeys under her jaw and down her throat.

will felt his cock throb at the sight knowing he left all of those and they'd be impossible to hide.

"so fucking hot. shit hughes," the blonde moaned out. his hands went back to her ass—her bouncing turning his brain to mush.

it didn't take long for the bouncing to become too much for the hockey player. that feeling in his stomach returned and samy knew will was closed with how his cock twitched inside of her. she used her hands pressed against his chest as leverage to bounce faster and making sure her cleavage was on full display to try and get will to his orgasm.

"close will?" the girl wondered.

"mhm, so close—fuck—gonna make me cum," the boy got out in broken pants, eyes clued to her chest on full display for him.

samy smirked, working herself faster and ignoring the burn in her thighs form all the work she was doing. the sounds will let out was enough to push her to her own orgasm. she moaned out as she clenched around his length, riding out her high.

"cum for me will," she urged. her words and orgasm was enough to push the boy to his second orgasm.

he spilled into the condom with a string of curse words and samy's name leaving his lips while he held her down against him, riding out his own high.

"god, fuck. came so fucking hard," will panted once he regained some of his breath.

samy grinned, pushing his curls away from his sweaty forehead, both of their skins were glowing with moisture as the room filled with sex.

"did so good for me," the girl praised which had will's cheeks flushing.

"i love you so much," he mumbled and samy leaned down to press a sweet kiss to his lips.

suddenly, there was a rough knock on the door that had both of them tensing. the two exchanged a glance, waiting for someone to say something on the other side.

"just so you know, eth and i heard all of that. you guys are disgusting. you're so glad you don't have a room next to mom and dad," luke's voice came through while they could hear ethan's little snickers.

"fuck off," samy called back to her brother while will's cheeks turned a deep crimson. he'd never be able to look luke in the eyes for the rest of the summer.

"i gotta appreciate it though. will's got hella game," ethan spoke now and they could hear luke slap his friend on the arm for that comment.

"next time y'all need to get off take a drive somewhere," luke said before him and ethan walked away.

bonus:

will's eyes were glued to samy as she dragged him through the kitchen. they had smiles on their faces and the same look in their eyes while the girl searched for her car keys in the mess of everyone else's.

the boy's lips were already nipped at her neck as they stumbled their way to the garage. her hickeys from a few weeks ago hadn't even faded yet, but will was determined to add more.

as the two made it through the kitchen, they caught luke's gaze where he sat at the table eating some throw together peanut butter and jelly sandwich, his eyes widened when he saw samy's car keys, the look in their eyes, and will's slight bulge down in his shorts already.

"you fucking whores!" the middle hughes yelled, dropping his sandwich in disgust.

suddenly, he wasn't hungry anymore nor will he be anytime soon.

[gn4wz-0n-b0n3z]

ithink this is what tumblr would be like in the dogman universe: a simulator

😀 randomcivillian-956 follow

can those villain asshats get control of those goddamn monsters i have lost literally every single fucking thing thanks to those brainless pieces of shits last week a fucking T-REX SKELETON destroyed my fucking HOUSE and everything around it

🪻 inmylane-1999

how are you able to say those words

😀 randomcivillian-956 follow

what words?

🪻 inmylane-1999 the a word, f word, and s word

😀 randomcivillian-956 follow

oh i see you're one of the Collardale inhabitants. screw the fuck off your town is a CURSE

🪻 inmylane-1999

what did i do? :(

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🪰 greenweirdthingwithteeth follow

hnstly i dont get y Daryl hangs arnd that pig guy hes rlly mean & bad

🐊 piethrowingboss

didnt u help us go after him when he ditched us after the mini jail broke 2 bits?

🪰 greenweirdthingwithteeth follow

yeh butt hes still rlly mean & i was a lil moar concerned 4 Daryl

🐊 piethrowingboss

ohhhh kk

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🐕 zupabuddiezthezenutz

zomg did u guyz watch that new mini-documentary w/ Petey The Cat n Zarah Hatoff??? that waz tragickk..

#holy shart i have so much moar respect 4 him now..

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🔄 24hotdogsatyourdoorstep reblogged

🌆 icareforyou follow

still dont know why people are supporting Petey Duckhat just because of that documentary, didn't he terrorize the city for more than a month or two?? ntm he quite literally MUTILATED Officer Knight and Greg The Dog's bodies bad enough with that bomb to where they had to become that sick and horrible abomination i have to stomach through seeing on the news every week.

😀 randomcivillian-956 follow

i know right?? like hes genuinely a horrible cat but people are supporting him for no other reason other than "oh hes a victim!!" like shut the fuck up and grow up.

comicpanel-deactivated-98325749857

op i wouldn't say DogMan is sick and horrible, he seems to be in great condition despite such an accident and hard surgery to conduct, and looks perfectly happy. while i don't support Petey Duckhat either, you took it a step further and suggested that DogMan is currently in conditions horrible enough to render him an "abomination".

🌆 icareforyou follow

dont you post tips for fucking evil monsters on your blog.

#LMAOOO dude was SLAUGHTERED so hard they deactivated #redogs

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🌭 24hotdogsatyourdoorstep

walking on the street with a small can of living spray in my pocket and the nearest cop explodes into blood guts and viscera

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🦷 bigmonsterinyourheart

okay i get that Dr. Scum is a real and kinda sucky person and all that but his labcoat kinda fucks!!

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✨ lookatthestars

Hot take or whatever but I don't think we should trust a guy who gets really distracted by squirrels and balls and a kitten who could easily get hurt to protect our city. Lightning Dude IS one of the better options as they ARE a highly durable and strong robot, but The Bark Knight and Cat Kid maybe aren't our best bets, they could get hurt easily and aren't exactly professionals.

Don't get me started on the Friendly Friends, I don't think we can trust two guys who JUST left the same exact trio that was responsible for that marshmallow factory's destruction (which left many injured, some DEAD), what if they're pretending? Also the bugs could easily get killed, they're small and fragile, the most work they can do without a high risk of getting smashed is spying on villains.

Commander Cupcake's a different story, as I'm pretty sure that guy only helped out, like, 3 times.

#anti-supa buddies #anti-friendly friends #twinkle twinkle little star

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🪁 lalalalala89

dude imagine if we were in a book rn and ppl were posting on tumblr abt us

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🎠 supastarr

remember, calico trans toms are perfectly valid! even cis toms can be calicos, and fur pattern doesn't determine exact gender, especially with fur dying technology nowadays! :)

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[captainfern]

hi cap!! this is my first time ever requesting anything on tumblr but i’m currently in a gaz smut drought rn and i really REALLY wanna request a sub!gaz oneshot if u can!! URGHHDHDH (foaming in the mouth as we speak) ALSO I JUST WANNA SAY???? I LOVE HOW U WRITE SM PLEA

in a gaz smut drought

am horny

sub!gaz, 18+, fem!reader

god, he’s been waiting for so long. waiting for you to get home and reward him for being so good. he’d been so patient, so surely you’ll reward him, right?

of course you do

he’s just so pretty when he’s begging— on his knees in front of you, brown eyes glassy, his hard cock dripping against his abdomen. his hands travel up your bare legs, squeezing at the flesh of your thighs, soft whimpers falling from his lips

his eyes are on your slick cunt, arousal sticky against your inner thighs, as you finger yourself right in front of him. he’s almost salivating. he wants nothing more than to stuff his face between your pretty legs and make you come on his tongue

but he’s not allowed to touch you there. yet. so he watches you writhe and moan above him, your dripping cunt sucking in your fingers so well, just like it’d suck in his cock. the image had gaz whimpering loudly, a hand coming down to grasp his cock and pump lightly

you gasped out as you fucked yourself with your fingers, then shook your head at him. he pouted, whines falling from his mouth as his eyes trailed back to your pretty pussy, all slick and wet and begging for his mouth and cock. but he couldn’t have it. he had to wait

you moaned, breathy and desperate, and more beads of pre rolled down gaz’s stiff cock, small moans leaving his mouth as he watched you. fuck, you were so beautiful

“gaz—” you mewled, cunt squeezing around your fingers, making gaz’s breath come out in pants. he continued to stoke the soft skin of your thighs

he looked up at you with his pretty dark eyes, a pleading look on his face. he wanted you so bad. and he was being so patient, too. such a good boy

“beg for it,” you whispered, slowing the strokes of your fingers. you eased your slick digits in and out, and gaz followed the movement, his mouth dropping open. you grinned, “beg for my pussy, gaz. be my good boy and beg for it.”

my good boy. your good boy. always better than just a good boy. he whined and whimpered, his eyes dropping closed for a moment before he was opening them to gaze up at you. he was just so pretty. such a pretty boy

“please, baby, please— i need it, please. fuck, i need your pussy so bad, baby. mmmy god, fuck, need your pretty cunt so fucking bad. please, mama, i’ve been good, i promise.”

just let him. come on. he’s been so good

you do. of course you do. firstly though, he licks your fingers clean, his eyes shut, cock twitching against his abs. he moaned around your fingers, tongue wrapping around the digits. you tasted so fucking good

when he finally gets his face between your legs, his warm mouth on your pretty, wet cunt, he’s moaning loudly, cock humping the air. his tongue works your clit, circling it gently, sucking on it and making you cry out his name. god, he loves it when you say his name

he’ll then swipe his tongue through your folds and then stuff his tongue deep into your cunt, lapping up your arousal. he’s a whimpering, mewling mess, begging into your core, his cock glistening with pre-cum and rock hard

when you come in his mouth with a loud moan of his name, he’s coming all over his abdomen, white-hot cum splattering up his muscles. he whines so sweetly as his cock jerks, coming untouched. he keeps his head between your thighs as he comes down from his high, mouthing at the supple skin of your inner thighs

his cum dribbles down his softening cock, and you can’t help but laugh, grabbing hold of his head and pulling him out of your thighs, a whine exhaling from his closed lips. he looks wrecked. gorgeous

“did i taste that good, baby?” you asked, petting the side of his head. he leans into your touch, breathing deeply, eyes closing. he nods, a slight pinch in his brow. you pout, “it’s okay, kyle. you did so good for me, i promise. made me so proud, you know that?”

gaz whines and nuzzles at your hand. he’s already growing hard again, still sticky with his cum. oh, the things you do to him. he loves you

[shukakumoodboard]

*Pulls out my massive bag of money and jewels and blow* I’m your biggest fan so I must pick your brain now that you have a tumblr ask box. your finest gaalee romance hcs my good sir. Please

help.

I’m your biggest fan

did you know im crying ab this. kissing u on the face rn

ok gaalee romance headcanons. i've been thinking about this for days. grab ur mojito mix lets frockign gaur

ill be upfront in that i have very few i'll-die-on-this-hill opinions about the boys, but here's some i'm pretty stuck to <3

sfw headcanons

1. lee's better with words, gaara's better with actions, and they're both secretly envious of the other for it: my thoughts here are that gaara spent so much of his life not understanding love that he'd still struggle to articulate it in flowery ways that i think, as a born theatre kid, lee would be good at. but gaara would absolutely be that person who shows it in subtle ways -- like taking care of someone when sick, remembering food preferences, always ensuring lee takes care of himself when lee forgets or is busy having a self-flagellation moment. not that i think lee would be incompetent, but he strikes me as more of a scatterbrain, but would always be on top of verbal reassurances and affection (which i also think is what gaara would benefit from: clear straightforward declarations of feelings and intent)

2. they're both super cuddly in private look, you put together a touch-starved former monster vessel and a social outcast who mostly knows touch from violence (until gai) and you are going to get some clinginess imo. you can't convince me they're not the kind of people who would sit side by side at the dinner table so they can eat holding hands. bro (emotional)

3. they're probably actually really shit at "conventional" dating hear me out ok. they're like initially so far away and gaara is the whole president and lee kicked a meteor in half one time you think they can just wander around and go to restaurants? it's absolutely nonsense that shinobi don't suffer village celebrity paparazzi syndrome in nart tbh. not exactly the same but i have a whole wip in the bort-verse about them sneaking around. tldr i'd bet they sometimes get casual breakfast or dinner but i think more likely takeout and quiet time together as opposed to like fancy dates

4. language learning and hobbying as a form of devotion as a purveyor of my wares u may notice i have language headcanons. it is also my gaalee romance hc that they learn each others -- i've incorporated this into in the space between and a wip called multilingual, which is all about nejiten teasing lee about his crush on gaara in front of the man. i also think that lee would lean into gaara's gardening stuff with gusto because if it's something gaara loves, lee would want to love it too.

nsfw headcanons huehuehuhe

1. they're switches and i WILL die on this hill i think this is self explanatory but listen. listen i am SIQUE of the assigned top/bottom nonsense they both deserve to rail and also be railed. i may be the resident owner of the Rock Lee Fucks tag on AO3 but i also own the Gaara Fucks tag. ill kill a man over this

2. lee is absolutely a service anything this ties into the previous one. a big component of his canonical personality is that he's a disciple of gai -- he's a follower who bases a lot of himself around those he cares for. not the kind of person who is suddenly going to crop up with an intensely specific preference, imo? i think he would base his role on whatever his partner needs the most at the time.

3. rock lee's canonically huge dick ok lol listen. listen this one's canon jokes aside i think lee is hung as detailed in We Don't Talk About Fight Club and i will continue that joke. that being said i think normal hung. not arizona tea can hung which is a hilariously illustrated discord joke

4. tbh i think they're kinda vanilla in the bedroom i say this in a positive way i think they'd be far more into like, just being able to be with each other instead of getting into wild sexual mischief all over the villages although they definitely bone in weird places secretly. they Fuck, but like i don't see them as super kinksters or anything. however, i have seen many a kinkfic that im like nodding my head this is valid cakesitting bdsm what who said that

5. gaara's vaguely nebulous oral fixation i really have no justification for this one i just think some of those animal bijuu instincts might linger and turn into what that mouth do idk i keep going to write smut and whoops my whole body slipped and gaara's licking something. happened in fight club and fight club II, happened in hole time, happened in tgod, happens in at least two wips i have cookin' in the background... what is goin on actually

dkghkdf i hope you enjoyed this episode of kel's questionable headcanons. i really enjoyed answering, thank you so much for the ask <3

[jennaissantes]

homophobia issue …

first of all,,, im bisexual!! so if anyone has a problem with that, please get off my blog. i will not be tolerating homophobia of any kind.

i really, really didn’t want to have to come out in this way, bc the situation is so bad right now. i really didnt expect enhablr to be facing this kind of a problem.

when i first heard about the issue, i was thoroughly shocked. like completely.

before anything, ill let you all read the definition of homophobia.

“discrimination” “dislike against the community” this. disrespect falls in the category of homophobia as well.

now to address the issue at hand. i wasnt directly involved in this problem. some of you may even be wondering why im making a post about it.

but as a part of the lgbtq community, i think id like to speak what i feel about this.

the situation we heard about was that an enhablr writer, had written dni: lgbtq in their account, which literally anyone would be surprised or angry at, especially if you belong to the community.

OP’s friend, who had recently become my mutual, was defending OP’s actions, which made me think of unfollowing them and i wanted to unfriend them. but then i found out it involves religion.

religion is a very sensitive topic for everyone and could go wrong in multiple ways. i respect all religions and beliefs.

so i texted OP’s friend, asking about the situation at hand, in case it was a misunderstanding.

i am aware that the quran forbids acting on gay feelings. it teaches you to not accept the gay ‘Lot’. (i have done my reading on this topic so i rlly hope im not saying anything out of line. if i am, please forgive me.)

but as far as i know, and have heard from my other islamic friends, the quran also tells you to respect and love everyone, no matter what they are or identify as. respect and acceptance are two different things. islam doe not encourage lgbtq, but doesnt tell u to NOT respect people of every kind.

if what they say is correct, then being on tumblr and reading and writing fanfictions is very much considered as haram as well.

in the above conversation, i texted them wanting to hear their side of the story as well. OP’s friend constantly used the word ‘opinion’ along with ‘belief’.

now, opinion and beliefs are two different things. opinion is something that YOU FOLLOW on your own will. belief is something that your religion teaches you to follow, against your will or not. you can notice OP’s friend has used the word opinion quite a lot.

OP’s friend had received an ask and this was their response.

‘everybody has their own opinion.’

again, the word opinion is used here, which conveys to us that they’re not wanting to interact with lgbtq community on their own accord.

i tried to explain that most of us get enough hate for being a part of the lgbtq community, and seeing dni:lgbtq, doesnt make it any better.

now, about OP.

when OP was answering asks, most of their answers were very mixed up,

in the third picture, you’ll see ive highlighted a sentence.

they say THEY DONT LIKE lgbtq. usage of first person is used. “i don’t like what they’re doing” which conveys their opinion on the community.

in the first picture, they claim that if tumblr was only lgbtq people, they’d never stay. how mean is that?

second slide, ‘escaping them’ escaping us????????? what does that even mean.

there was another pic, (that i cant add rn bc tumblr has an image limit), where they said “why do people have a problem w us saying dni lgbtq but no one has a problem if people say dni homophobic?”

… are they being for real.

i genuinely dont think they understand the situation properly. they keep saying the same thing, and mixing up opinions and beliefs.

the replies under OP’s pinned post were terrible. people said things like “im so sorry. what they’re doing is so fucking messed up.” we wouldn’t call out people for no reason just like that???

extra info: OP had written a suggestive niki fic before too.

people of the lgbtq community are humans too. it doesnt make us any different from everyone. please stop treating anyone differently, we are all of the same bone. spread positivity and happiness, not this negative energy.

please feel free to dm me if you’d like to rant abt anything! im here to listen anytime ❤️

please reblog this!

tagging mutuals: @haknom @amakumos @soov @soobnny @dazed-hee @chiyuv @delcakoo @dearheemain @kimsohn @goldenhypen @wonieleles @jaeyunverse @haerinz @hanniluvi [my head is poundinggggg rn so im sorry if i forgot anyone!]

[bearsgrove]

🌿🌿 MUTUAL CATCH UP 🌿🌿

i was tagged by @rolangf thank u!! :^)

LAST SONG: easy way out by low roar. had a bit of a low roar moment. evening. night. swimming in the vibes

CURRENTLY WATCHING: started watching better call saul a few days ago. its alright so far but i do like breaking bad more. idk what is everyone on about when they say bcs is better. i mean im not even done with the 1st season yet so maybe it will pick up but so far i dont see it. that being said i dont think its bad im really enjoying it but yeah

THREE SHIPS: i really really hate the word ships/shipping. in 2024? please let this die already lets all leave it in 2010s tumblr. for the love of god. im sick of shipping and the whole culture around it and all the associations. rant over. i cant really think of any actual pairings rn other than just. fenris and anders and morrigan romances from dragon ages. obviously i like my own characters with their respective partners but i dont "ship" them. they just Exist.

FAVORITE COLOR: pine green

CURRENTLY CONSUMING: not much. wish i was. things are just kinda. numb and empty. hmm

FIRST SHIP: cant remember my memory only goes back around 2 days everything beyond that is void

PLACE OF BIRTH: central/eastern europe. sl*v*kia

CURRENT LOCATION: yep. still here. sadly unfortunately tragically

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: hah. as of a few months ago, single :))) life is a bitch. and im guessing its gonna stay that way for a bit because im fucking sick of relationships

LAST MOVIE: forced my friends to watch spirited away with me a few hours ago lol

CURRENTLY WORKING ON: i have a commission wip and one traditional acrylics wip. and i started putting together a battle jacket with hand-drawn patches (by me. i am drawing them 😔i cant afford cool etsy patches + shipping lol) and stuff for a metal festival im going to in june so thats slowly coming along

no pressure of course and i hope its alright to tag some of u but i tag:

🪲 @gwynbleidd 🪲 @elvves 🪲 @eternalergo 🪲 @minicactpot 🪲 @princilly 🪲 @famewolf 🪲 @sylkana 🪲 @vampcleric 🪲 @sealacrossthesea 🪲

[cuethediscoandthedrinks]

your steve brat tamer smut- omfg im dead 😭 i took a break from tumblr and this is the first thing i read when i came back i cant do this rn im a slut for steve harrington 🧎‍♀️

also i’ve been thinking a lot abt this and i feel like you would have a great opinion on this:

who would make up the best threesome from stranger things…like two other people who would absolutely just ruin you but in the best way possible

me personally i say billy and steve or johnathan and nancy but atp i’d fuck abt anyone from hawkins

but amazing smut as always they never disappoint 😌❤️

ngl i've had this in the inbox for a bit, but after some thought, here u go lovely <3

threesome with henry creel + billy hargrove HCs~

now, this is by no means my ultimate favourite, but this is the one that came clear as day to me...

🧡ik, wtf they're both crazy, aggressive, psychopathic dudes with a thirst for power and vengeance, buut

🧡they're both mean!doms to the fullest, and if you could take it, they would like highkey ruin ur ass

🧡both scary asf, but henry would have the patience. he's calm, collected, reserved, disciplined, serious, measured. but he's also aggressive, intimidating, dominant and hypersexual

🧡billy is domineering, big, loud, assertive, energetic; but he's also stern, strict, black and white, forceful and sadistic. and lowkey....they'd fuck w u and each other pretty well. like maybe i'm going to hell but *shrugs in whore*

🧡paired together though??? scary. scary like, oop my vagina just fluttered and pulsed bc omg imagine them taking you from both ends, like-

🧡that, coupled with billy's more guttural, throaty groans, now hoarse form the hours of play you've been indulging in, bc foreplay is a necessity if you're to take either one, but esp both together

🧡that, coupled with billy's more guttural, throaty groans, now hoarse form the hours of play you've been indulging in, bc foreplay is a necessity if you're to take either one, but esp both together

🧡as mentioned, he's much thicker and longer than henry, i think. as much as you adore his throbbing, swollen cock, henry is likewise enthralled at the size and length,

🧡bc although long, he's not nearly as big, and it only makes his dick stiffen in his tight white trousers for both billy's cock, but better yet, billy base-deep inside your sticky, pulsing opening.

🧡billy's not one for a lot of words though, so i think a lot of it would revolve around billy doing his best to go easy or, conversely, going harder than you've ever experienced, and henry doing his best to temper the incrementing intensity of billy's thrusts and the accompanying bucking of your hips into his hard cock

🧡i think henry's a bit of a cuck/voyeur too, so a lot of his favourite foreplay would be watching you suck off billy's slicked up length, sloppy and wet just like he wants it;

🧡meanwhile henry sits on the other side of the room; eyes trained on the way your mouth does its best to accommodate billy's thickness, likely at least partially unsuccessfully

🧡despite henry being the neater, more collected one, he's def got a secret kink for the sloppier, messier, lazier kind of kissing and foreplay; but his inner superiority-complex would at least initially stop him from going after it,

🧡so i think seeing billy just unabashedly have his way with you; slurping, slobbering, licking, spitting, slapping, grabbing, yk, would have an unusually intense effect on henry.

🧡i could go into the power dynamic and play here ofc, but i'll leave it as is and gauge the vibe. if y'all dig the billy/henry/x energy, lmk..bc mean!dom henry and billy, brat-taming the hell out of you - or, henry making you punish billy via edging and impact!play on henry's behalf - it's def smth i could get down with

anywhooo, there u go kelsie. hope u enjoyed. <3

if u want smth like this, feel free to request here!

taglist bc y not: @enamorededdie @ringpop-poppy @spicedchaiandromeda @stargirlfics @anythingjimhopper @goodboyriddler @punanisher @spideyheart @anisbaby @princesssmimi @thedanoriddler @lost-in-sokovia @killerlookz @kelsiejayy @mypoisonedvine @meeshasmind @creme-bruhlee @spilledkauffie @kaylawritesfics @vivian-rutledge @inklore @babybugwrites @littlepadika @underratedcharactersimagines @becca-e-barnes @callsign-rogueone @wishilovedyouinthe80s @jaiheats @freshfleshandblood @axen-gers @c0untryclub @wingedjellyfishrebel @fandomsfuelme @interplanetarytraveler @supe-r-nova @kelsiejayy

[swervdcity-arc]

hi hii i love you all. just wanted to drop an activity/life update on the dash since ive been almost radio silent. by no means do you have to read all of it, but just know i might not be online for a bit until i get my shit together! if inactivity bothers u at all, feel free to hardblock me if you so desire. tw for drug abuse, substance abuse, self harm.

ive struggled with substance abuse problems for a big part of my life, almost ALWAYS exacerbated by anxiety and my chronic stomach problems. i was clean from painkillers for almost 8 months (give or take) and i relapsed this week. i talked with my partner about it and weve already discussed plans of action, but so far, ive been good for the past 4 days so thats a winnnn.

i can already feel a MASSIVE difference in my body since. i've been trying my best to keep myself healthy these past couple of days, and at the least feel like a living person, and its really fucking difficult. i dont have a lot going on for me rn, so theres not much i can do to distract myself. i did hang out with one of my long time besties last night and had a blast, so that was really really awesome.

i have a support system, i'm safe, and i know from here its back to the uphill battle. it can feel really really bleak, and its honestly been incredibly embarrassing to even acknowledge a relapse or that i had a problem in the first place. but im really grateful that i'm truly in a place and surrounded by people who care for me and want to see me get better.

if ive been super silent lately, this is why. i try to tend to me relationships the best i can, because i do care for them truly, and i love chatting with my tumblr besties. ive just been exhausted and havent had the capacity to even say "heyyy im going thru it im going dark for a bit." but please know im not ghosting you or anything, i just havent had the brain power to say whats going on.

i will be here though! soon! when i feel better and capable of doing so! i wont lie, i LOVE writing here even though it kicks my ass sometimes. its become such an important creative outlet for me, and despite the Problems, i feel safe and happy in my community. i love writing with yall, i love the people with make up and making them kiss, i love reading and writing lore. its really important to be as a hobby, so you definitely will see me back.

i might pop on the dash every now and then to say hi and yell about stuff, i might draft sum shit up soon, but im going to be prioritizing getting my shit together for the time being.

xoxo godsip girl

[cambrianboyish]

what if changing history had tumblr

eraserhead-official

eraserhead-official

My friend told me to make this account. I have no interest in this website otherwise.

eraserhead-official

why are my students on here.

eraserhead-official

there are “edits” of photos and videos of me. what is happening.

(6 notes)

hawksofficial

hawksofficial

i’m in a rivalry right now. no one talk to me

hawksofficial

intern says i shouldn’t say things like this on the official tumblr but i dont think she gets my whimsy and my joy

hawksofficial

we apologize for the previous messages, they are not official on any capacity and will be deleted shortly.

(3056 notes)

shadowedfangirl

shadowedfangirl

im having such a normal one rn

journalisticintegrity follow

you do realize that a villain you have connections to is on this very site, right? suspicious.

shadowedfangirl

dude ur gonna have to specify theres like four

#prev em. ahaha

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kingesplosionmurder

the-darkness-consumes-me

a weight has been lifted off of me knowing i am not the only one with a shadow quirk

kingexplosionmurder

of course only a loser extra like you would have a tumblr

todoroki-shoto 

? why do you have a tumblr then

shadowedfangirl

yeah why do you have a tumblr. lol

kingexplosionmurder

SHUT UPPPPP YOU SUCK SO MUCH

#prev I LIKE MY BLOG TO BE ORGANIZED, YOURE JUST SAYING SHIT

(25 notes)

shadowedfangirl

the-darkness-consumes-me

a weight has been lifted off of me knowing i am not the only one with a shadow quirk

kingexplosionmurder

of course only a loser extra like you would have a tumblr

todoroki-shoto 

? why do you have a tumblr then

shadowedfangirl

yeah why do you have a tumblr. lol

kingexplosionmurder

SHUT UPPPPP YOU SUCK SO MUCH

#prev you literally tagged this as reblogs. do you have a tagging system

(25 notes)

kingesplosionmurder

the-darkness-consumes-me

a weight has been lifted off of me knowing i am not the only one with a shadow quirk

kingexplosionmurder

of course only a loser extra like you would have a tumblr

todoroki-shoto 

? why do you have a tumblr then

shadowedfangirl

yeah why do you have a tumblr. lol

kingexplosionmurder

SHUT UPPPPP YOU SUCK SO MUCH

#reblogs

(25 notes)

pikachuuuuuu

shadowedfangirl

im having such a normal one rn

journalisticintegrity follow

you do realize that a villain you have connections to is on this very site, right? suspicious.

shadowedfangirl

dude ur gonna have to specify theres like four

#FOUR????

(23 notes)

kendo1b

alien-queen

i need her carnally

alien-queen

who said that.

copycat22

so many people in 1a reblogged this…unbelievable. you’re all exposing yourselves to the masses

kendo1b

monoma you reblogged this like 34 times. you blew up everyones phones

(276 notes)

shadowedfangirl

shadowedfangirl

im having such a normal one rn

journalisticintegrity follow

you do realize that a villain you have connections to is on this very site, right? suspicious.

shadowedfangirl

dude ur gonna have to specify theres like four

(23 notes)

blooderotica

leagueoflegends002 

did she fucking block me

blooderotica

LOSER!! she didn’t block me��i actually think she likes me better than u

blooderotica

wait a minute.

copycat22

alien-queen

i need her carnally

alien-queen

who said that.

copycat22

so many people in 1a reblogged this…unbelievable. you’re all exposing yourselves to the masses

(276 notes)

almightyfanboy

alien-queen

i need her carnally

alien-queen

who said that.

(276 notes)

uravity

alien-queen

i need her carnally

alien-queen

who said that.

(276 notes)

shadowedfangirl

“ohhhh y/n go to therapy youre keeping all your emotions to yourself and you can’t trust other people it’s not healthy” have you considered i need to Survive

shadowedfangirl

im very mentally well

(1 note)

blooderotica

leagueoflegends002 

did she fucking block me

blooderotica

LOSER!! she didn’t block me…i actually think she likes me better than u

almightyfanboy

my first post on the tumblr!

#intro post #i dont know how to use this website…

(2 notes)

tiredandhungry

you’ll never guess what i am today

shadowedfangirl

shinsou please

(12 notes)

pikachuuuuuu

alien-queen

i need her carnally

alien-queen

who said that.

(276 notes)

tiredandhungry

you’ll never guess what i am today

(12 notes)

hawksofficial

hawksofficial

i’m in a rivalry right now. no one talk to me

hawksofficial

intern says i shouldn’t say things like this on the official tumblr but i dont think she gets my whimsy and my joy

(3056 notes)

todoroki-shoto

todoroki-shoto

i think this place is neat.

shadowedfangirl

todorokiyourenotsupposedtoputyourfullnameontheinternet

todoroki-shoto

im not?

(11 notes)

shadowedfangirl

im having such a normal one rn

#constantly having a normal one

(23 notes)

obsidian-within

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[indouloureux]

It's gotten to the point that the only reason I open Tumblr now is for you, dearie ☺️💜 thank you for doing the lord's work with your impeccable writing skills 💜💜💜 idk if you're still doing any requests rn, but if you are,

maybe one where gn!reader is wearing one of Eddie's flannels, and it looks so big on them and makes them look extra smol, and he's just so happy to have lil ol them to himself, and he just picks them up, plops them on his bed, and just cuddles and holds them, wanting nothing more than to let them know he loves and adores them and its fluffy and sweet and wholesome and

dkfjsjdjskdkdksmkdnd please please if this can happen I'll give you my firstborn beanie baby (cause we all know having actual kids are out of the question for us fictional character simps)

hiddjis babes i love this!! thank u for requesting honey <3 (beanie baby?!?!? gimme one now!! (please))

— mentions of reader being short! but not too short. this is also for my honeybee @lilacletter to make her day better mwah ily

there are a lot of things that eddie loves about you.

it's too many to count, if he was being honest. he loves your hands because he gets to hold them whenever he wanted to; finds comfort in the soft skin of your palms, feels the love radiate through your adroit, slender fingers. the way they have his whole body memorized, knows which buttons to push, which part makes his toes curl and his heart beat right out of his chest.

eddie loves your eyes; how soft they are, how big they'd get when you see something so exciting even if it's just a cute little stray kitten wandering around the trailer park. he loves how he can read your emotions through them — when you're sad and he can just take you in his arms and let you cry, when you're happy and he'd match your emotion and you'd both just jump up and down in ecstasy. how he can just see it get lost in a daydream of things unforeseen and fuck, how you'd look stunning doing so.

he loves your smile. he loves your lips — soft, plump, pretty and oh so fucking hot, whether it be against his or around his length. he loves your hips, and your thighs and your legs and your mind and your heart. but most of all:

eddie munson loves your height.

you're not short. you're average. you're taller than dustin, and almost the same height as mike. however, your boyfriend remains taller than you.

when given the opportunity, he'd put his elbow on your shoulder; he'd put his chin on top of your head when he hugs you front or back. he loves how he towers over you, like he can just take you in his palm and carry you in his pocket. it makes you look adorable, he claims — like a little elf wandering around the forest with a flower in their hair and a skip in their step.

right now, with his hip resting at the desk in front of his mirror, with your hair covered by a white towel, he's thinking about how he loves your arms.

strong, though pudgy, and very, very bite-able for every kind of occasion.

"eds?" you say his name, voice gentle as you hang toss the towel onto his bed. "do you have some clothes that i can borrow? i left mine at home,"

eddie pushes himself away from the desk and nods, can't help but place a hand on your shoulder and kiss the side of your head. "yeah, you can borrow some, babe,"

he turns, hand pushing aside some clothes. countless of band shirts, one that he's sure hasn't been washed since 1979, a lion's costume, and his collection of flannel shirts — ranging from pink to red.

"holy shit," you peak from his shoulder, placing a damp hand on his waist. "a pink flannel. oh, when and where did you wear that, edward?"

eddie rolls his eyes, finds your excitement awfully endearing. "uncle wayne's friend had a wedding and his bride wanted us to wear pink, so," he takes it out seeing as it'd piqued your interest, and carefully hands it to you. "aw, would you look at that, pink is so your color, babe."

you take it from his hand, turning your back from him to untuck the towel from your body. he sees that you've already worn your underwear, which makes him frown in dismay because lo and behold, it's one of the things he loves about you. and it would have been nice to see it even for a split second.

but still, when you shove your arms into the sleeves and hang it around your shoulders, eddie blushes at how small you look in his clothes.

your hands are barely seen, lost in the ginormous pink sleeves. it goes halfway through your thighs, almost like a dress from behind. your arms extend and you spin to face him, closing it up until you leave three buttons unbuttoned.

"'s cute," you toy with the sleeves. "smells. but it's cute,"

fuck. you look cute. absolutely cute. like, an elf in a field of flowers, picking up a daisy and putting it in their ear as they're being bathed by sunlight, cute. the fire in his cheeks spread like a wildfire all throughout his chest, his heartbeat rapid the longer he stares at your cherubic glow.

taking you by surprise, eddie suddenly leans down and wraps his arms around your waist, lifting you. you yelp in his ear, followed by a small laugh, gasping when he abruptly drops the both of you onto his lumpy mattress.

"oh!" he props himself up with his elbows, forearms on either side of your head to brush the wet hair out of your cheeks. your hands cone up to pull them behind him, tucking them behind his ears and running your fingers through his unkempt bangs.

another thing that he loves about you — your careful touches.

"what's gotten into you, rockstar?"

the nicknames. the nicknames! oh, call me your husband, already.

"nothing!" he slots himself between your legs, dipping so that his nose presses against the slope of your neck. "you jus' look so cute baby. couldn't help it."

finally, he drops all his weight on you, slithering his hands beneath the flannel to place them on the warm flesh of your torso, massaging it. eddie's puckered lips trace heat along your jaw and collarbone, his nose grazing your apple-scented hair; addicting, a thing he loves yet again.

"ooh, you have a crush on meeee," you tease, running your hands along his back to push him deeper. "you so have a crush on meee. you wanna kiss me sooooo bad. you're such a sap."

he pulls away, though only to graze his lips against yours and wrinkles his nose at you. "you just found out? sweetheart, i've had a crush on you since i was a kid. do you live under a rock?!"

your laugh was next. shit, it's like falling off the edge of the cliff; that exhilarating thrill feeling of your soul leaving your body, your arms spread as you fall down the air, wind pistolwhipped off your chest. he's falling in love all over again by that simple laugh.

you take his face into your hands and place your lips against his. eddie hums, tilting his head and moves deeper, his nose smushed against your cheek, all his senses focusing on your warm, sweet mouth that engulfs his own.

he pulls away with a gentle click, your taste on the tip of his tongue, and he smiles down at you.

"you should wear my clothes more often," he claims, his thumb grazing the material of his flannel while the rest of his fingers touch you.

"remind me to get rid of my clothes then," eddie chuckles, hugging you once more. another thing he loves.

[hcuyk]

OMG

NO WAY

YOU’RE BACK

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

The trauma that KIDULT left me with is legendary, I cried for 1,5h after reading it and was so incredibly happy when you’d announced an alternative ending! Been waiting for that since then 😭😭😭

I hope to see even more of your works 🩷

this is the weirdest fucking ask i received NOT BC OF YOU BUT BECAUSE IT JUST??? RANDOMLY POPPED UP IN MY INBOX??? and i had to filter thru activity/notifs to see when you sent this AND IT WAS??? 6 DAYS AGO??? i know damn well this wasnt in my inbox AND NOW IM ANGRY CAUSE HOW IS TUMBLR GOING TO KEEP YOU AWAY FROM ME 😡😡 AND HIDE YOUR BEAUTIFUL AND CONTAGIOUS EXCITEMENT 😡😡 AND IVE BEEN RESPONDING TO ALL THESE ASKS AND NOT YOURS AND THAF SEEMS SO ASSHOLEISH IM GOUNG TO CRY I PROMISE IT WAS TUMBLRS FAULT

also i never heard anyone call trauma legendary and youre honestly so real for that LMFAO

BUT YESYESYESYES IM BAAAACK BACK AND....maybe not better than ever BUT IM BACK!! im sorry i havent delivered on the happy ending 😭 kidult is my demise iwl BUT! IT WILL EVENTUALLY RELEASE!! i just currently want to focus on what im really passionate about rn bc its whats driving me to write after two years!!

i hope you stay along this journey with me 🥺 and id love to see you more often/interact more!! im again so sorry but then again im NOT BECAUSE IT WAS STUPID TUMBLR'S MISTAKE WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK THIS APP PISSES ME OF how r u gonna deprive me of special asks like this?!?

to know that someone is really glad i returned is so heartwarming, thank you so much for waiting for me 🥺💗