This is the pessimist jumping out of me but I think what irks me most about the level of rep tv hype is that I KNOW half these people are gonna be the exact same ones loudly complaining on rep tv release night because “delicate sounds slightly off at minute 1:34” or “how could they ruin getaway car :(“ or “this new photoshoot doesn’t even fit the vibe” or “why do these vault tracks sound like they belong on midnights :(“
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Saw this on twitter and my only thought was
-he definitely short circuits when you lick his nipples/close to finish
> Like sparks flying, screen glitches, distorted voice YKYK
> he probably loves when you tease his tip but won't admit to it (his whines/moans of pleasure will)
> definitely open to the idea of a threesome with val (love him but hate him 😔)
> very vocal but shy about it
Omg i fucking love the idea of his nipples being usb ports but i wanna lick them so baddd.
Slobber all up in the port I DON'T CARE, come here my tall and whiney tv bitch I'm tryna see what those ports do 😩
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sometimes i just think about how when they were helping maddie move and the sofa wouldn't fit through the door, buck and eddie's first ideas were 'pop the hinges off the door' and 'use the jaws of life' instead of 'put the pizza somewhere else so we can simply turn the sofa around.' they really are two halves of the same idiot
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alpha/alpha isn't even a canonized AO3 tag yet and Pit Babe The Series is already out here like "there's a special kind of alpha that can get other alphas pregnant 😜"
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