#twilight wolfpack incorrect

[haminosky]

Breaking dawn still doesn’t exist to me btw 🙂‍↕️🫶🏽

[monty-gaytor-apologist]

HELP!???

Not even AI thinks I'm innocent. 💀😭😭.

[bangtanmix73]

Instead the fics you’ve all been waiting for, you get whatever theses are🥰

(Part 1) (Part 2)

[fanficthingsworld]

Jacob: I'm so upset.

Paul: Why? what happened?

Jacob: Shut the fuck up.

Paul: Ok, girl, fuck you. Stay upset. I hope your day gets worse like actually.

[ct1409lover]

Emily: Boys. Bed. Now. I want to talk to your father.

Sam, scared: No, boys, stay. Please stay.

Emily: Go!

Sam: Stay!

Emily: Go!

Sam: Stay!

Sam: Paul please stay.

Emily: Now!

Sam: Jared don’t move!

Jared and Paul, slowly leaving the room:

Emily: Get outta here!

Sam, scared still: DONTTTT LEAAAVEEEE MEEEE!!

[wolfpackshenanigans]

Seth: Drinking water with a minty mouth is like the cold version of spicy.

Leah, trying not to get attacked by a vampire: This is a battle. We are in a BATTLE. Shouldn't you be thinking about other things?

Jared: But is he wrong? 

[haletwinsstan]

Leah: Jacob, pass my bag

Jacob: What's the magic word?

Leah: Or else.

[karmaofficial]

Jake: Seth would never even hurt a fly, that's how nice he is

Seth: *kills a fly*

*everyone's shocked*

[blenna3967]

jacob: bella i think i love you

bella panicking: alexa play you're my best friend by queen

[jasperwhitcock]

I love when you do these sm! I'll start with @fuckmeyer who is my literal twilight co-conspirator (red string corkboard club 4ever) and just a really brilliant and thoughtful person all around!

@witchyangela Incorrect wolfpack is a masterpiece and all of her posts and moodboards....I don't even know what to say other than YOUR MIND!!

@effervescent-hoe is so kind and creative! Their mind is full of wonderful AUs and original ideas and their crochet work?? Blessed.

@musingsofvenus Jake content is simply unparalleled!

@vampireacademia @edworm-cullen @rose-lily-hale @lemonadebottlecap @foreverdawning and @jalicewhitcock were the first friends I really had on here and all of them make twumblr (???twilight tumblr?) a brighter, kinder, funnier place! I could go on about all of them but I feel like I'm gonna max out this ask so just know they're all unique and incredible and deserve all the love in my digital heart 💞💞💞

w a name like that who can’t love @fuckmeyer ??

@witchyangela provides the content we NEED

@musingsofvenus i think we all could use more jacob content in our lives am i wrong

@vampireacademia @edworm-cullen @rose-lily-hale @lemonadebottlecap @jalicewhitcock why did tying this out make me feel like u know when u run down a line of people high five-ing everyone?? i had the same sensation dsjdfjd

send something sweet about your fave twilight blog  *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[bangtanmix73]

(Part 1) (Part 2)

[fanficthingsworld]

Jacob: I’ve created a map of all the possible places where Alice could’ve taken Bella

Embry: This is a map of the entire world.

Jacob, crying: I have no idea where the fuck she is.

[fanficthingsworld]

Sam: *sees a group of people doing something stupid*

Sam: What idiots.

Sam: *Realizes it's the pack*

Sam: Wait, those’s are my idiots.

[fanficthingsworld]

Sam: *lost the pack in a crowd*

Sam: Well, that's it. They’re gone.

The Pack: We’re right behind you.

Sam: Gone. Forever.

[fanficthingsworld]

Leah, sips drink: Wow, this is bad.

Jared: Is it? 

Jared, sips Leah’s drink: Wow, yeah, this is bad.

Embry: Let me try.

Embry, sips Leah’s drink: Oh god, that’s terrible.

Quil: Hey what’s going on here?

Leah: My drink is bad.

Quil, sips Leah’s drink: That’s bad 

Seth: The drink is bad?

Seth, sips Leah’s drink: The drink is bad.

Jacob: Did I hear something about a bad drink?

[fanficthingsworld]

Leah: The path to inner peace begins with four words.

Leah: Not my fucking problem.