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#two sentence horror#markiplier#filed under: speaking#ignore the not subscribed button lmao im logged out + on desktop rn#1k
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a former US president gets shot at and rather than trend himself he causes supernatural to trend instead because everyone is sharing the news via the destiel meme. unparalleled
#spn trending posts#to clarify (please don't take this too seriously)#supernatural has been trending on and off for the past two or so weeks for no particular reason#but this time 9 out of 10 top posts under the tag are the destiel news memes about trump having been shot at during a speech#so whilst it didn't necessarily cause the trend it definitely contributed to it#spn#supernatural#donald trump#tw gun mention
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#at the very least screencap and steal his posts as I am doing here.#under no circumstances am I drinking two entire glasses of milk as an adult man btw
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you're humming. Santa's cheating on Mrs Claus And you're humming. Santa's committing blatant adultery with an ingénue sugar baby w/ the voice of an angel Eartha Kitt. and you're SINGING ALONG
#Santa Baby#what if we broke a marital vow or two 🎵 light blue!#all this whilst Mrs Claus watches on with a glint (of murder?) in her eye---and on her (freshly sharpened?) knitting needles#my only question is who gets the naughty list in the divorce#i have a right to know whose jurisdiction i'll be serving my sentence under
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don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#sorry it's even scribblier than usual :') hopefully my chickenscratch is legible#anyway come here and join me in the corner where we go to be embarrassing about anime characters#just. between riddle and trey's dreams i've been thinking a lot about how#trey knew this kid for like two months when he was nine and then never really got over him or how their friendship ended#which. honestly. understandable given the circumstances#and then when they finally met again riddle acted like they'd never met before and neither he nor trey ever intended trey to be his vice#but every time riddle talks about his childhood post-incident it's basically#'oh yeah i constantly thought about trey and che'nya and fantasized about still being friends with them! this is fine and normal'#(there's a bit in one of his birthday cards where he talks about crossword puzzles and shit man that one got me)#idk. i can't put this into words very well#just...the implications that riddle was actively resisting trey's friendship#(presumably because it ended SUPER badly last time and he's learned that if he shows he wants something it gets taken away from him)#and trey had to work REALLY hard to just to get to the point they were at by the time canon starts#that was progress somehow#y'all can call him boring all you want but trey's defining feature really is that he keeps being like#'everything's fine :) this isn't a big deal :) i don't care that much'#(trey on the inside: THIS IS THE BIGGEST DEAL THAT I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT AND I WILL NEVER LET IT GO)#anyway i continue to be absolutely murdered by the timing of riddlepunzel directly after this#riddle's line about not wanting to keep standing in front of a door that's never going to open...#hey. hey silly gacha game about anime disney boys.#you are not actually allowed to do this to me#oh shit oh damn i'm out of tags and i haven't even talked about cater yet. NO BUT I HAVE LOTS OF FEELINGS THERE TOO --#(i am crushed under a falling safe looney tunes style)
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Oi oi oi... My original release, Spirited Away Away Away Away Away Away is now REMASTERED. Six years, and lotsa newfound knowledge on mastering later, and here we are. Now you may listen to it as though your ears have been UNMASKED, cleaned of mud and sludge.
And for those asking, BANDCAMP will start getting new things often,
Check out the song on BANDCAMP IN LOSSLESS + Hear the difference between the old version :)
And on Soundcloud too!
#my sounds#I implore you to listen to the OG compared to this and hear the difference yourself#You will note a massive bass-extension and added harmonics driven by two Neve silk modules#Additional width from 400hz and up but with reduced stereo spread under 400#Controlled dynamics and a colored compression gently glueing the elements
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only you.
#alt versions under the cut!#my art#arcane#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayvik#these two have infested my brain like mold#oh god its yooouuuuuu that i liieeeeee wiiiiiith#sweat this out of myself in the brief three days i spent home (want to go backkkkk im tired im nauseous im in my hate everyone era againn)#i just want to feel better!!!!!!!!!#letting myself go a little bonkers with this helped a little but the guilt over not progressing with my thesis film is going to consume me#anyway. enough of using the tags as a confessional. bone apple teeth
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Stolitz cuddles 🥹
#I COULDN'T HELP IT#one of my cats did that thing where they rub their head under your chin#and I thought about these two#and HAD to animate it 😭#stolitz#helluva boss#stolas#blitzø#fanart#animation#my art
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twitter doodles ft some guy in blue with nero’s mother
#devil may cry#dmc#vergil#vergil x lady in red#vergil x nero's mother#nero’s mother#typing these tags always cracks me up or whatever white ppl says#listen i’m obsessed with them im obsessed with this hetslop but it’s MY hetslop#the only reason why im still toiling under capitalism is bc i want a shrine of these two in my room CUSTOM PLUSHIES ARE SO EXPENSIVE YALL#that and im also a 3rd world citizen still feeling the effects of colonialism but whatever man i love verlir
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Stroller wagons!
If you have two small kids or just one that hates strollers a stroller wagon is a great option!
I personally own the baby trend expedition. It’s definitely one of the cheaper options as far as stroller wagons go. It also has a flat bottom so your child can lay down if they want. Overall it works great but it’s very large when folded ( I have a smaller car and it just barely fits and takes up the whole trunk). This option only has one size and it comfortably fits two kids but if you have more than two kids it might not work you.
Pros:
cheaper
Works well enough
Flat bottom for naps on the go
Cons:
Not much storage space
Large when folded
Only one size option
I have never tried the following three but I know others who love them! They’re definitely pricier than the one I have but they fold up so much nicer. These three options are pretty similar they have slightly different prices Keenz is the most expensive and Wonderfold is slightly cheaper! The Larktale is priced in between the two of the three the seats are not removable but they do recline.
Keenz & Wonderfold
Pros:
Folds up nicely
Lots of storage space
Removable seats that can be used with children facing each other or facing the same direction
Can also be used with flat bottom
Two size options for more kids
Cons:
Pricey
Larktale Caravan
Pros:
Has seats built in
Seats recline
Lots of storage
Cons:
One size option
No flat bottom option
There are different styles and options for the different brands and they have different prices the ones in this post were just my favorite ones.
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Steve Raglan has the wrong FNAF Mike Schmidt…
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#william afton#michael afton#mike schmidt#steve raglan#fnaf movie#fnaf sister location#fnaf fanart#UNSERIOUS comic time#Steve got the wrong Mike Schmidt#AND THIS Mike is way more crass compared to the movie one#I REALLY wanted to draw Michael more with movie William#just cause I know he’d hate him as much as his father#Michael is a full William Afton hater#I wonder how movie Mike would be like with game William#like no matter what these two are gonna get under each other’s skin real fast
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your end
#artwork#hsr#mydei#phainon#phaidei#myphai#amphoreus#bon appetit! two days posting in a row i’m impressed with myself#did i hit you good with this one? lol#practicing making shorter comics with this one#also practicing trying not to flop on tumblr again but that one’s less under my control and more under tumblr’s#gnite folks rate the pain 1-10
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shoutout to my friend at twit dot co for the silly idea
it's acheron and aventurine's third re-run, trust
#ratiorine#aventio#hsr fanart#aventurine#honkai fanart#dr ratio#hsr aventurine#honkai starrail#aventurine honkai star rail#acheron#veritas ratio#hsr 3.2 update#riddle doodle#this also isnt meant to throw acheron under the bus#its just to show wherever aventurine acheron seems nearby#and he's like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AGAIN??????#awkward that the two times his banner went up acheron is nearby or beside him!#but as aven va says wherever ratio goes aventurine is nearby (paraphrase)#i just find it funny that instead of aventurine it's ratio thats beside acheron this time around!#my friend added on with#acheron: ur husband is very stony and white#aven: ????????????????
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“It's an old Crow tradition. The exchanging of paired daggers when you are to be joined in marriage.”
Inspired by the magnificent @cosmiccrushes fic Contract Negotiations!
Vivienne and Lucanis’s daggers in all their glory!

Vivienne remains painfully Vint and thus requires snake motifs on everything and of course, opals for the eyes to match THE RING!!!
#I had to paraphrase that quote for the sake of caption brevity but please go read the fic that conversation is written so well in it#thinking of him fidgeting with the dagger on his chest when he and Rook are apart#lord I need to lay down this one has me feeling emotions about these two#I still don’t know under what circumstances Lucanis would propose to Rook#all I know is that man has never planned anything in his damn life so it would most certainly have been on the fly#also next time I want to draw Lucanis in armour just go ahead and beat me up in an alley#it would be less painful#also fun fact this fic was the first rookanis fic I ever read and it is v dear to my heart because of it#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#datv#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook dragon age#rook mercar#Vivienne rook mercar#my art#dragon age fanart
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Do you think sinners miss the night sky..?
(Please click for better quality!!)
#drag's art#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#hazbin hotel angel dust#helluva boss stolas#(yes I know Angel is from New York and the stars probs weren't extremely visible. I just don't care LMAO)#this was meant to be. a warm up. it's been just under two hours 🙃#anyways I think they should be friends#1k#STOP WHY DID THIS BANG AJSHS????#IM GOAD EVERYONE LIKES IT?? UM. LMFAO 😭💖#1.5k#2k#2.5k#3k#3.5k#4k
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ppl are too quick to point to laios' disability as the reason his friends think he's a freak sometimes. so many instances of laios getting yelled at are, in my eyes, a case of "this guy had to emotionally mature very early in order to be there for his little sister" combined with "much older friends who never had to learn to manage their own emotions to the same degree"
a lot of the time he's right about needing to be more direct/deal with things in a way that may seem scary/needing to put your gut reaction aside. he tries not to make his friends uncomfortable and he puts up with a lot because he's trying to keep the peace, but he also pushes the others out of their comfort zones purposefully to try to get them to think more constructively. everyone else in the party is prone to acting on their gut instincts and avoiding uncomfortable situations even when facing them head-on is very much necessary. part of what makes laios such a great leader is the fact that he knows from experience how to put his own feelings aside to help someone else grow.
yes, he does make a lot of social blunders by accident and he does struggle to connect with others, but not all of his positive influence on others is accidental or "despite" making people uncomfortable. a lot of the time, I think it's clear he knows exactly what he's doing and he's trying to help the people around him process emotions in a healthy way as they all go through some truly harrowing shit. all the main characters support each other as well as they can with their unique emotional skillsets. laios' skillset just happens to be "gently talk child into eating her vegetables"
#deerchatter#dungeon meshi#laios touden#of course this IS also connected to his disability. bc having an iron grip on your own emotional reaction is often needed to survive#in an ableist society. and he wouldn't have had to parent falin so much if the two of them hadn't been ostracized growing up#but the point of the post is that laios is a lot more emotionally intelligent than his party (or many fans) realizes#he's not just stumbling ass-first into being helpful he is clearly applying a skillset that is direly lacking in his friends#marcille and chilchuck in particular haaaaate uncomfy situations and are under the impression that if smth Feels bad then it Is bad.#and senshi avoids so many situations and feelings because of his trauma that he's been unable to grow past it on his own#this post was particularly inspired by the griffin meat scene. everyone else suggests senshi just avoid his trauma forever#and they're absolutely shocked when laios suggests senshi try to grow and overcome his pain bc. That Sounds Scary. lol#so many of the story's themes revolve around overcoming your own impulses and biases#and laios is uniquely suited to leading that change.#r.i.p. laios/toshiro friendship you guys have so much more in common than you realize
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