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[expectedbehavior]

I have returned to The Hellsite ™️ specifically to proclaim victory for the monster fuckers 🏆

[switchbackhyperloop]

@dreadkithulhu birb monsterfucker

Pigeon attempts to court falcon

[embryhallowed]

sometimes I feel like the luckiest soft little creature on this planet

[thepromiscuousfinger]

Kyle on your wedding night: "You really do love me right? I'm not just your bro?"

"I married my world, bro."

"Bro, you married me though?"

"Bro, you are my world you fucking dumbass."

"Bro 🥺"

[paintaboveyourbones]

I love the beginning of Interview so much because it's like

Louis : blackout drunk, passed out in an alleyway, too deep in his idgaf era to even show up to the second of two duels he's backed out of, waiting for death to take him, obsessively envisioning his brother's rotting corpse

Lestat :

[theredlanternavenger]

😃💙😃

also, yandere mcbeetleymuffins supremacy

[no-psi-nan]

It's all "Saiki is an unreliable narrator" until it comes to Teruhashi, huh?

[theredlanternavenger]

ah, love!

and this is why I shouldn’t be allowed to watch kids’ shows

[pizzopaps]

one thing that's hard about making headcanons and writing blerbs about my inquisitor is that i cannot fathom what would make someone stay in love with a man who curses them with the anchor disrespects their culture steals their arm then abandons them for a decade. adahlen baby i'm so sorry but that could Not fucking be me.

[top-shelf-tender]

"GUESS WHO'S MY FIRST TARGET YOU FLUFFY IMBECILE-"

“FUUUUUUUUU—”

[runespoor7]

if my life depended on it I couldn't talk about Lyon Fire Emblem without making a joke about his twinsexual issues.

Lyon's crush on the HOT RENAIS TWINS is SO funny. To me. He's SO gothic and SUCH an ingenue and for what. Basic-ass taste.

[tru-delulu]

Buck reminded him that he's a great dad and to trust his instinct ♥️ (something he never would've gotten from his parents)

i'm so emotional about eddie being so scared of messing up with chris. he just wants to be a good dad. he was so lost not knowing what to do or how chris was feeling :( and now the second he figured out what he needed to do he was confident and happy again :(

[shinylitwick94]

Sometimes I imagine the ASOIAF fandom is a bit more reasonable than some of the other major fandoms.

And then I look around at all the bizarre shipping drama surrouding HOTD and I have wartime flashbacks to Jonerys vs Jonsa.

[stereknation]

A Change in Appetite by sinsense

Summary: What would be ideal, really, is a bait service for people fighting supernatural creatures. Some sort of temp agency, with people who are willing to risk life and limb to help the defenders of good and right. It would be a pretty sweet job, all things told. All the bait-person would have to do is look like a delicious source of life energy. The bad guy comes over, says hi, goes in for the drain, and then bam! Dead monster, wreaths of glory, and a paycheck. Also mortal terror, okay, Stiles understands that no one is a fan of that, but he's pretty sure people would get a kick out of being so useful in the war against the fucking night. Stiles would apply for that job. Hell, he’d take the job at hand, even if it meant dressing up like a girl.

Which-- actually. That's not the worst idea, is it?

Or: Stiles dates a sex demon. Derek doesn't approve. It all goes about as well as expected.

Rating: Mature 

Main Character(s): Stiles Stilinski 

Additional Character(s): Derek Hale, Scott McCall, Lydia Martin, Original Characters

Pairing(s): Derek Hale / Stiles Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski / Original Female Character 

Tags: Succubi & Incubi, Dubious Consent 

Words: 28,396

Chapters: 3/3

[meyerlansky]

this one shot is like. PEAK their-vibe.

[ghostradiodylan]

This is art.

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