#txt cat & dog theory

[yoongiblunt]

If you haven't been keeping up with where the bts lore has gone, don't worry, I have. 

So about 7hours ago a japenese unit named &team debuted an extended MV for their song, ‘under the skin’.  This track and short film basically explain that they are werewolves and are sent to kill vampires. 

Lets backtrack to one year ago when Enhypen debuted and posted Drunk-Dazed. The intro to Drunk-Dazed is a girl finding an invitation to a party at a bus stop and the enhypen boys are standing there, smirking with that seems to be a looming shadow of a wolf behind them. At the time, we just assumed that all of the boys were different kinds of supernatural creatures. 

As it turns out, hence the &team mv, their outro is literally them standing at the bus stop as an entire pack of wolves. Its the same scenes, the same sets, just new boys. 

SO. Enhypen and &team are enemies. How does this tie into BTS? 

When TXT debuted Cat&dog we saw our first glimpse of the cat with Green and Blue eyes-- a colour combo we see throughout all of HYBE’s mv’s, usually symbolizing poison or death. Another colour is purple. The cats eyes can either be green/blue or yellow/purple, depending on the lighting in the mv. as far back as prewings content we see these glimpses-- but we see this in the meowing back track and the small pawprint on the beach. 

This exact beach and pawprint exist in the bts SAVE ME webcomic on webtoon. 

This cat is a nonstop entity in the TXT verse. 

So, the running theory at the moment on how its all connected. 

BTS is stuck in limbo between parallel realities due to magic island’s influence. As we’ve seen in the txt lore, the boys accidentally set that shit on fire-- or they pissed off the dragon that we see in the make it right, bts, mv. Whatever the reason, magic island is fucked and txt are mega cursed for breaking the promise to the witch, who we can assume is not looking out for their best interest and is evil. Enhypen are LIKELY from magic island. We see them speaking to a woman in all white in the dd mv, which references back to the witch in txt lore, along with the potential practice room ghost. However, there’s reason to believe a member of enhypen may also be this ghost. This is to be decided. Regardless, this witch is trifling. 

how do we know? 

because she points and sends the enhypen boys to the world of the living where, way back in the gap, they started having carnivals to lure people. We see this carnival in ruins in bts lore, but we also see this carnival in active use in txt lore, which argues that txt and enhypen predate bts. 

Kai from TXT literally DIES at a carnival, which breaks the promise the boys made to the witch. Naturally we can assume she did this on purpose. Like making a deal with the devil, she has to collect her debts. So each of the boys are cursed, and much like Taehyung (bts), Kai (txt) is an angel, unable to move on and trapped to make the same mistakes over and over until something changes. 

so the tldr? 

BTS is fucked because of TXT but thats because of Enhypen and &team are tryna merk enhypen. Thanks for coming to my autistic tedtalk. 

[arcthebreeder]

Log_4.TXT

07/05/2023, 09:24 (GMT-5)

I'm in class again, but I've done some useful investigation that may help me connect my Digimon Dock to the "Digital World", the place where digimon live, I sent back Guilmon to my PC so we could do some research on the Digital World topic, and it appears that Guilmon found a Wanyamon litter on an adoption center social media account, it appears that digimon tend to reunite on websites related to the data they were created, or, at least, that's my theory, since the Wanyamon species was created with data of animals like dogs and cats, if my theory is correct, it would make sense for them to be around the same data from which they were born from, which makes me wonder what kind of websites digimon with ill intentions tend to visit... I deviate from the topic.

If we can interrogate one of those digimon that wander the internet, I may be able to collect the data needed to create a connection between the Digital World and the watch, a limited one of course, but we're not aiming for the stars here, this is a step by step process, I'll keep you updated.

ATT: ARC

[thesunshinenotebook]

TXT Sugar Rush Ride mv theories!

Why is there a train in the ocean when TXT wakes up on the beach (and why are they waking up on the beach at all?) This scene could take place after Loser Lover. They'd tried to escape their painful lives through death, but magic, probably from the odd-eyed cat, prevented that. Why? They were desperate to escape, and the cat seems to feed off of their desperation, and twist everything they ask for into something much worse. Instead of dying, they end up in the ocean in a train thing (which we know is magical from the Act: Lovesick trailer) instead of the truck they started out in. (These guys really have a rep for killing vehicles, huh.)

They shipwreck onto the beach and fall into a dreamlike state. Raindrops fall from the sky, but it's mostly sunny out. The water here represents clarity. They notice it just enough to gain consciousness, but it's forgotten as they enjoy the magic island.

Huening finds a lizard, which changes colors. This can represent Huening's two faced nature. He looks sweet and innocent, but really he knows more than any of them. It's all a disguise, and the purple color that we also see in Yeonjun's blood in Eternally isn't encouraging.

Meanwhile, Soobin looks into a puddle, finding his blurry reflection. Water can represent purity and rebirth, but it's also a symbol of duality as it can end life as easily as it can save it. This shows the blurred lines between illusion and reality. Soobin and Yeonjun are both pulled towards the illusions by the flowers, and Yeonjun is the first to completely break away from reality. We see the hairs on Taehyun's arm raise, because he knows something is up. In Cat and Dog as well as Run Away, we see Taehyun alert, analyzing the situation more than the others, and his magical eye in Nap of a Star confirms that he has an understanding of the magic.

("Hyung, are you ok?"/"I'm fine, why?"/Taehyun shivered when he saw the look in Yeonjun's eye. Crazy, drunk. And ice blue. He was anything but fine. They needed to get out of here.)

Taehyun runs, trying to find an escape. Where the flowers tempt Yeonjun and Soobin, it's the butterflies that get to Beomgyu. But he's been brainwashed before (the part in Eternally where he's watching everything through his phone screen makes me think he was being mind controlled, since when we're looking through a camera, we see everything through a different lense.) He knows the feeling, and he doesn't want to repeat it, so he runs from the butterflies, but they're persistent. While Yeonjun and Soobin are seeking the things that tempt them, Beomgyu is trying to escape his. It doesn't work, though, as he's chased into a cave, which reminds me of his set in Nap of a Star. Back then, they all felt like monsters, and the harder he tries to take control, the closer he is to being back there.

('No. This can't be happening again.' Beomgyu's heart pounded out of his chest as he shuffled backwards. He couldn't stand, could barely move. The butterflies were everywhere, and they weren't leaving. There was no escape. They were going to get him. Breathing heavily with fear, he continued shuffling back, feeling himself come unglued as terror ripped across his chest.)

In his search for escape, Taehyun finds himself flying. It's a trick or the magic, attempting to get him lost in the dream. It works for a moment, his eyes taking on a light blue that seems to represent the illusion.

('Let go,' the winds whispered, caressing Taehyun in their warm hold. He'd never felt so light. It was like nothing in the world mattered. Just him and the sky. He knew this should be wrong. He knew better than anyone that this island was tricking them all. But it was so, so sweet. And he was so, so tired. It would be so easy to surrender. High above the island, Taehyun closed his eyes, just for a moment.)

Rather than running from the temptation, Soobin is willingly going towards the waterfall, though he's not as far gone as Yeonjun. We see Beomgyu reaching upward, trying to escape the cave. Soobin puts his own hand in the water, giving in to the temptation. Again we see Beomgyu reaching, this time downward, as if trying to save somebody else rather than asking for salvation. Beomgyu is clinging to sanity, trying to escape and save Soobin, who's ready to give in. It doesn't work, though. Soobin lays facedown in the water. Beomgyu gives up. All five are now asleep, stuck in the dreamworld.

It's Taehyun who regains consciousness first, with the threat of danger caused by the approaching dragon. While the others spiral into dreams and insanity, Taehyun touches down again, regaining his senses and going to rescue them.

It's Taehyun who leads the boys down the beach once more, towards the boat. But Kai stops in his tracks, hesitant to leave. Kai hasn't done much throughout the video, seeming to be at peace, and his eyes weren't blue like the others stuck in the illusion. Why? Huening wasn't stuck in the illusion, and he wasn't fighting it, either. He was a part of the illusion, which makes sense considering how he seemed to know about the girl in the Japanese version of Good Boy Gone Bad. He knows more than the others, and he's probably in some sort of partnership with the forces working against the boys.

The entire idea of this song is reverse psychology, good things turning out to be bad and bad things turning out to be good, so I don't believe Kai is really against them, but a part of him is surely behind the illusions. He could even be trying to protect them through the dreams, like how he brings them together in Nap of a Star. Even the dragon, something terrible and dangerous, proved to be a benefit when it woke Taehyun up. The lines of good and bad are twisted and blurred. Anything taken to the extreme can become an evil, but bad things can also serve good purposes. The theme, like in many other TXT videos (Crown, Angel or Devil) is balance. Balance between light and dark, illusion and reality.

[onlyoneofdeeznutz]

okay, hear me out, Cat & Dog by TXT English version is something should hate in theory. There’s people barking and being compared to dogs, it’s an English version of a K-pop song; yet it’s an absolute fucking banger. There’s aggressive head shaking every time I hear, “I don’t wanna be just friends.” There are so many cat puns I have to love it.

[wave2tyun]

I'm here after writing a physical list of songs to reccomend!!😼 I'll start with my n.1 group, Stray Kids!! :D I started listening to them a bit over a year and a half ago but by now my life is consumed by them... 🙃

Here's my (long) list of slay songs! (Do note most of the songs I'm reccomending are very energetic because I'm more drawn to energetic songs, they have lots of songs that are calmer etc, so if you like different kinds of songs you're definitely going to be able to find loads!!)

Noeasy:

-Thunderous (the title track, INCREDIBLE music video‼️)

-Wolfgang (the furry song of the group just like Cat & Dog is for txt👍 their kingdom performance for this is incredible)

-Cheese (song for the haters, it's about cheese though?? Love the wordplay, they're really good at creative lyrics)

-DOMINO (ayy domino😎, we never got the mv for this😔💔)

-Silent Cry (I really love this one, super pretty and cool sounding!!)

-SSick (I'm saur ssick, another banger, I love the instrumental of this lots)

-Red Lights (duet between Hyunjin and Bang Chan, the n.1 sexy song of the group)

ODDINARY:

-Charmer (SUPER banger, the instrumental is crazy good!)

-Venom (I personally think this one is underrated, they once perfirmed this with like a giant spider??? idek anymore)

-Lonely St. (just another great ass song imo💞)

-Muddy water (half the group is in this one and there's another song with the rest, I just happen to like the style of this one better, very different to most of their songs imo)

Maxident:

-Super Board (one of my absolute favorite skz songs of all time, nyoom!! cool music video👍)

-Chill (a sadder song?? on my reccomendation list?? Han Jisung loml writes the best sad songs argue with the wall)

-Taste (another sexy song, oh my god this one is crazy😵)

-Don't stop (a cute almost anime opening sounding duet with the 2 youngest, CUTE!!)

-Case 143 (silly title love song, I reccomend watching all the mvs you can find tbh, they're always really good!!)

In Life:

-Back Door (underappreciated!!!😠 slept on, why didn't people love this more, incredible choreography too!! deserves so much more)

-The Tortoise and the Hare (ages ago people had theories 3racha (the producers of the group) were drunk while making this, I think people just weren't used to songs that were 'different', honestly SUPER cool)

5-star:

-Super Bowl (cooking up a storm peace of cake‼️ this one's in english, first skz album i ever ordered btw)

-ITEM (Banger!!!!! Big Reccomend!! Cool choreography)

-Get Lit (the english translation of the korean title is "let's die" don't let that fool you though, this is a super cool song, my favorite on the album)

-Youtiful (song in english, it's about how beatiful stay (their fandom) is to them, my lovely skz😭)

Rockstar:

-Lalalala (title track of their newest album, super banger, just feel the rock!!)

-Megaverse (welcome to the stray kids hot megaverse, once again... really Really good!!)

-Comflex (my favorite from this album, you can really tell i like more energetic "quick" songs by looking at all my favorites, huh? 😅)

Other:

-God's Menu (pretty much everyone knows this one, the one that blew them up, still incredible after all these years)

-Circus (a song about the circus, goofy and silly but still super good? Love this one💞)

-Christmas EveL (christmas song? similar to Circus, goofy but unnecessarily good... Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad, I can feel the evil coming but Felix never bad😎)

Lmao anyway that was my list, watch mvs if you're interested, I'll do Ateez later!!

Also I haven't listened to a lot of earlier music yet so there's definitely lots of other good songs that are just waiting to be discovered😁 Hope you enjoy Alex dear💞💞 sorry it's so long...

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my dearest comforting kitty anon you are TOO CUTEEEEEE!!!!!🥹🥹🥹💓💖💓💘💞💘💖 i might????? cry??????????😞😞😞 i absolutely love how you wrote down the respective albums for each song PLUS the little comments you wrote for them??????? i put them all in a playlist in this same order😼😼💞 (the 2 kitties in the pic are you and me btw<3) and i'll make sure to check out some mvs too cause i think i've only ever seen like 3 of them!! :00 hellevator is one of them i actually watched it when it first came out😳 time really flies cause omg it's actually been so many years since then??

thank you so much for taking your time to write this list for me i really appreciate it!!! :(((((💓💖💘💞💓💞💘 i'll make sure to let you know my thoughts + favorites and omg i'll look forward to the ateez one as well!! :DD<33

[baekhvuns]

Not Hwa frat boy 😭 yeah I recently listened to Cat & Dog English version for the first time I was avoiding it for years and that was the best worst decision in my life. IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE IT'S A KITTY-INCIDENCE??? Anyway I'm dedicating this song to Seonghwa. He mentioned kneading on Universe recently, he was looking for someone to knead his shoulders BESTIE ON MY MY WAY!

Also you're welcome everyone. Man didn't lie when he said his hips are flexible they're... mesmerising I'm like a charmed snake just in trance looking at his hips movement every single time. Flashbacks to Ateez's first tour when he hip thrusted in my face a few times, once he was wearing leather pants just so you know. I was recovering from his body pictures in that Jeddah fest outfit when he dropped THE REDACTED PICS... I'm gonna bite his collarbones 🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️ gonna sink my teeth.

I think Hwa likes pleasing us and I know Atinys can be annoying and too fucking horny, but I also like to think he enjoys the attention and compliments despite feeling shy, he's adorable. Seonghwa mentioned multiple times fans give him courage so it's great, but it seems like he took the shirtless photos later, hopefully he did it for himself too! Those who INSIST on all the members posting shirtless photos or showing their abs 🔫🔫🔫 I'm at your doors. Anyways, we always cry over his photos so trueeeee. And the way the water droplets looked on his face, man knows how to pose and THANK YOU SAN FOR THESE PHOTOS. Also thank you Seonghwa for photos of San...

I leave the smaller spiders alone, sometimes I can't even reach them so whatever BUT THAT BIG ONE??? I know it got scared when I threw the plate udjsjsurhehsjdjhsge I released it, but my hands were shaky shaky. All insects come to my room uninvited, yesterday it was a very confusing bumblebee and something else I couldn't identify, but it was big... AND ITS BACK IT'S ON THE BALCONY

Ah shit I know about Exo's superpowers and I definitely noticed some connections in their solos especially Mmmh! But I never thought it was thaaaaat deep and the world map??? Wow I didn't realise 😵 I've been trying to understand TXT's and Enha's storylines recently, both are more fantasy than sci-fi which I love. Sci-fi is great ofc, but I like different genres too. Maybe not everyone knows it, but Skz have a storyline as well and I'm still very very unsure about it, because they give less hints than Atz for example. But anyway I love me some lore!

I saw siren theories after DV photos dropped and new that won't happen, but I still liked to imagine. I think incorporating sirens would add more confusion to the story, but it definitely would be cool af. Now they're into this revolution happening and wtf is up with that space cowboys and space sailing themes???

I know I can't believe I was heart eyes emoji for him just to start being so fucking annoyed, this drama doesn't need romance seriously. But I also started Link: Eat Love Kill and Eve! Two vastly different vibes lmao. Yeah that drama about boxing is Doo Hwan's come back I think? Also dying because one of the actors who plays a CEO in Why Her will play a CEO in this series too didujsbxbsjsbjd. There are so many upcoming dramas and I'm not ready

Sadly the conspiracy theories are getting into young people's heads and it's fucking concerning it starts with being a flat earther, illuminati believer then anti vaxxer and ends with some heavy shit 😱

Bestie asked if I was okay after witnessing Hwa and wondered why he looked so broad, actually all of them looked bigger and she was onto that lmao

I don't wanna spend money on the game but I can't pass level 112 because it says SUPER HARD fucking thanks... I don't remember when the full album is dropping perhaps next week? I played it with someone at a kpop party last night...

Also Baeeeek I'm seeing Sunmi she's coming back to Europe and she's going to Canada as well! She's on thin line because of that NFT shit and her response, but I've stanned her since 2007 and missed her 2019 gigs so I wanna see her now since she's coming to my city

THE LIKES ON THIS FAKE TWEET CMON. I knew it wasn't real cause I know these photos, but 🤡

Also ARMS at UNI KON were serrrrved. Not Hwa in his little coconut head glory yet looking so disrespectful and his skin, the melanin 😍😭 it's a shame the audio was messed up but they did very well - DV 💖

hi hello!!

Not Hwa frat boy 😭 yeah I recently listened to Cat & Dog English version for the first time I was avoiding it for years and that was the best worst decision in my life. IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE IT'S A KITTY-INCIDENCE??? Anyway I'm dedicating this song to Seonghwa. He mentioned kneading on Universe recently, he was looking for someone to knead his shoulders BESTIE ON MY MY WAY!

LMFAOOOO FRAT BOY HWA STARTED MY BBHWA ERA 😭😭😭 BFWMHDWK WAS IT ACTUALLY GOOD? KITTY INCIDENCE 😭😭🤚🏼 he mentioned wHAT ???? THIS MF NEEDS A CAT PLS THEY NEED A DORM PET 😭😭 MINGI WOULD GET HIS FAT CAT AND HWA WOULD GET HIS BABY 😭😭 oH KNEAD HIS SHOULDER OH LMFJEKFHWK TAKE ME WITH FOR MORAL SUPPORT

Also you're welcome everyone. Man didn't lie when he said his hips are flexible they're... mesmerising I'm like a charmed snake just in trance looking at his hips movement every single time. Flashbacks to Ateez's first tour when he hip thrusted in my face a few times, once he was wearing leather pants just so you know. I was recovering from his body pictures in that Jeddah fest outfit when he dropped THE REDACTED PICS... I'm gonna bite his collarbones 🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️ gonna sink my teeth.

why. wHY? FOR WHAT AND U DO THIS FOR WHAT,,, he’s a siren,, idc deja vu hwa peak siren uLTIMATE SIREN RBWKFHKWH LMFAOOOO HOW DOES IT FEEL !!!! TO LIVE MY DREAM !!!!!! STOP THE JEDDAH OUTFIT GOD IM SIMPING ALL OVER AGAIN VAMPIRE AU WHEN

I think Hwa likes pleasing us and I know Atinys can be annoying and too fucking horny, but I also like to think he enjoys the attention and compliments despite feeling shy, he's adorable. Seonghwa mentioned multiple times fans give him courage so it's great, but it seems like he took the shirtless photos later, hopefully he did it for himself too! Those who INSIST on all the members posting shirtless photos or showing their abs 🔫🔫🔫 I'm at your doors. Anyways, we always cry over his photos so trueeeee. And the way the water droplets looked on his face, man knows how to pose and THANK YOU SAN FOR THESE PHOTOS. Also thank you Seonghwa for photos of San...

LMFAOOOO HE LIKES TEASING US???? ITS HIS SECOND NATURE AT THIS POINT i also think bc he also was a fan of kpop before he ofc saw his idols do cool things and he def likes to do them himself too bc he also gets the same reactionfvwbfhek OH MAN WHEN THEY INSIST 🔫🔫🔫🔫 esp when they insist jongho to show his skin it makes me wanna riot bc if u was an idol and someone asked u that hOW WOULD U FEEL 😭😭🤚🏼 tbh if i was on id be a thot <3

I leave the smaller spiders alone, sometimes I can't even reach them so whatever BUT THAT BIG ONE??? I know it got scared when I threw the plate udjsjsurhehsjdjhsge I released it, but my hands were shaky shaky. All insects come to my room uninvited, yesterday it was a very confusing bumblebee and something else I couldn't identify, but it was big... AND ITS BACK IT'S ON THE BALCONY

NO BC ON UR FUCKING PLATE BRKQHDQKDJQLDJWKDHQL SCREAMS THATS THE WORST CASE SCENARIO NIGHTMARE LMFAOOOO ARE U A INSECT WHISPERER 😭😭😭😭😭

Ah shit I know about Exo's superpowers and I definitely noticed some connections in their solos especially Mmmh! But I never thought it was thaaaaat deep and the world map??? Wow I didn't realise 😵 I've been trying to understand TXT's and Enha's storylines recently, both are more fantasy than sci-fi which I love. Sci-fi is great ofc, but I like different genres too. Maybe not everyone knows it, but Skz have a storyline as well and I'm still very very unsure about it, because they give less hints than Atz for example. But anyway I love me some lore!

the brain sm spent on their theories is insane,,, i nEED A WHOLE BOOK RELEASED bc they have tracks that haven’t been released bc of storylines,,, el dorado was recorded years before it was released 😭😭🤚🏼 OH MAN IM TRYING TO UNDERSTAND TXTS THEIRS IS SO COOL,,, skz has a storyline?? i only thought like hellavator had one i didn’t know they full on continued it,,,, i think theories makes a group’s success at times,, bc it’s so cool to invest ur time in it 🤌🏼

I saw siren theories after DV photos dropped and new that won't happen, but I still liked to imagine. I think incorporating sirens would add more confusion to the story, but it definitely would be cool af. Now they're into this revolution happening and wtf is up with that space cowboys and space sailing themes???

LMFAOOOO SPACE COWBOYS FHWJDHWKH IM CONFUSED WITH THE STORYLINE BUT I JUST KNOW IT RELATES BACK TO SMN 😭😭🤚🏼 no bc there were leaks on the cb like the whole album drop and track list and it’s crazy,,, DV PHOTOS WAS WOOYOUNG AND HWA IN THEIR SIREN ERA

I know I can't believe I was heart eyes emoji for him just to start being so fucking annoyed, this drama doesn't need romance seriously. But I also started Link: Eat Love Kill and Eve! Two vastly different vibes lmao. Yeah that drama about boxing is Doo Hwan's come back I think? Also dying because one of the actors who plays a CEO in Why Her will play a CEO in this series too didujsbxbsjsbjd. There are so many upcoming dramas and I'm not ready

LMFAOOOO JUDGED A BOOK BY ITS COVER FBWNF OH I KNOW EVE IS RLY GOOD THE ACTING IS >>>> 😮‍💨😮‍💨 do hwan is so mf fine,,, would u believe me if i said his character in the great seducer made me wanna write bb!hwa

Sadly the conspiracy theories are getting into young people's heads and it's fucking concerning it starts with being a flat earther, illuminati believer then anti vaxxer and ends with some heavy shit 😱

NAURURURURUR NOT THE ANTI VAXXERS PLS 😭😭😭😭😭 a reason why ppl hate kpopfans 😭😭😭

Bestie asked if I was okay after witnessing Hwa and wondered why he looked so broad, actually all of them looked bigger and she was onto that lmao

LMFAOOOO THE SIZE KINK CAME OUT LESSGOO BESTIE JOIN THE SQUADD !!!

I don't wanna spend money on the game but I can't pass level 112 because it says SUPER HARD fucking thanks... I don't remember when the full album is dropping perhaps next week? I played it with someone at a kpop party last night...

UR ALREADY ON 112 ?????? HELLO???? WHAT THE FUCK BESTIE,,,, when is it my turn to visit a kpop party with u what’s this baloney 🔫

Also Baeeeek I'm seeing Sunmi she's coming back to Europe and she's going to Canada as well! She's on thin line because of that NFT shit and her response, but I've stanned her since 2007 and missed her 2019 gigs so I wanna see her now since she's coming to my city

I SAWWW SHES COMING WHERE I AM BUT SHE COMES WHEN UNI STARTS 🤩🤩 HAHA LMFAOOOO SHE DID A NFT????? WHAAT??? after kun,,, now her???? 😭😭😭🤚🏼

THE LIKES ON THIS FAKE TWEET CMON. I knew it wasn't real cause I know these photos, but 🤡

PPL WHO DO THIS ARE SO FUNNY BUT SO ANNOYING 😭😭😭

Also ARMS at UNI KON were serrrrved. Not Hwa in his little coconut head glory yet looking so disrespectful and his skin, the melanin 😍😭 it's a shame the audio was messed up but they did very well - DV 💖

bro EVERYTHING WAS SERVED IM SO ??? I WOKE UP TO SEONGHWA AND MINGIS BIGASS ARMS ON MY TL AND WHEN WHAT DID I MISS 😭😭😭🤚🏼🤚🏼 AND WOOYOUNG??? WHATS HE ON???? OH MY GOD???? OMF their melanin look sO pretty in the photos yEAAAH THE MICS WERE????

AND YUNHO????

[bexslover-blog]

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[tappyremaking]

i only think of rosie and isabelle animal crossing when i read the cyelatm comics

[hwaflms]

Fav Emoji: 🗡

Hi!!! I was wondering if I can get a ship for txt, nct, and ateez pls? I’ll really try not to make this long, but it’s hard sometimes lol.

Anyways, I’m an 18 year old 03’ liner and I’m 5’6. As for looks, I’m african american so i have dark skin, brown eyes and cinnamon colored hair. I cut my hair really short above my ears. I look rather young for my age (unfortunately). I’m rather slim and i have long legs and arms so people say I look even taller than what i am. I have large round eyes a big forehead, a button nose, and thick(ish) lips with round cheeks(ok now i understand why ppl think i’m vv young 🙄) But nowadays i’m more confident in myself and it’s no longer an insecurity of mine. I’d like to say i’m very stylish yet i can’t pick an aesthetic for the life of me.

To sum up my fav aesthetic/style, i would have to say something that’s dark but sophisticated. Like dark academia, but add a bit more of an alt/goth style to it. I like listening to visual kei and rock music, but to be honest, I love all music, even country some times.

I’m from the south of usa, so that has influenced how i am A LOT. I usually don’t have an accent, but whenever i feel a really strong emotion, I get a really strong southern accent and it’s kind of funny. I also tend to go outside without any shoes or socks. I like playing with my pets outside the most, I have two dogs (one is a rottweiler and one is a bull dog), my cat (just a black cat) and my bird. I love love love animals. I love everything to do with nature as well, i feel a deep connection with nature, and once, i even cried while watching bees pollinate flowers help lol.

My psychic said my aura was multiple shades of green, which i think it fits, seeing that green auras represented healers and earth lovers. My dad tends to call me a hippie lol. Astrology wise, I’m a leo sun, leo moon, and scorpio rising. My personality type is INFP-T. My friends say i’m quite funny, and they like to point out, “she’s really really smart, but like everyone, she has her dumb moments, but her dumb moments are the dumbest of the dumbest.”

I’m very sensitive, and not in the “i’m always crying way”. Yet, when i do cry, i tend to cry over the smallest of things, like the bee one. I cry over animals being cute, and I cry when i’m rlly rlly excited. Yet if i’m rlly sad, i can’t cry for some reason, and i’m just 😐. But, I try my hardest to comfort others and help others because there seriously is no other happiness in the world that makes me more happy than making others happy.

I like to talk a lot, as well (as you can see), and i’ll talk about every topic. I tend to talk most about child birth and genetics weirdly enough, it’s so interesting to me. But i also love to talk about astrology, space, and conspiracy theories. I’m highly spiritual. I’m also highly creative. I love drawing, singing, dancing, acting, all of that. Drawing has always been my strongest suit before i somehow got bored of it, but i still draw every once and a while.

I also like playing sports, as i’m naturally athletic. I did ballet, tap dance, gymnastics, track and field, cheerleading, soccer, and softball. (i think cheer is a sport and i’ll argue with anyone on that). I’ve lived in america, germany, and south korea, and i want to travel to so many more places as i grow older.

As for relationship stuff, I’ve never been in a relationship. I’m scared of boys to be honest. I was bullied in school a lot for being “ugly” and it was always by boys so i’ve never really had the best experience with them. I’m still trying to gain my confidence so that i could try dating.

My ideal type is someone smart (though i don’t hate himbos lmao), but i like someone smart and mature. I like someone who works hard, but not someone who’s too serious. With people, i like to have those love/hate relationships lol like we make fun of each other but we also have our soft moments. As for looks, i don’t rlly have an ideal type, yet there’s a couple things that i would go for. I like someone who’s taller than me, has bigger hands than me (mine are 18cm 😥), and has nice legs (i tend to like thicker legs, but i don’t discriminate). I do think smaller guys around my height are so cute too tho, like UGH I CANT CHOOSE.

My ideal date would probably be anything other than going to a restaurant. Maybe later on in the relationship that would be fine, but to be honest, i’m very awkward and shy at first, so it would just be weird. I find that doing something fun together really let’s you find out more about a person rather than just talking. So maybe an amusement park, or even doing an escape room together.

As for love languages, i’m not a very touchy person. Sometimes, i’m STARVING for a hug, but most of the time i don’t like to be touched. I think my love language is acts of service, and idk what’s it’s called, but just trying to find out abt someone. Someone would really know i like them when i ask for their whole zodiac chart, personality type, weekday of birth, everything.

Tbh, i’m very much like a tsundere. I don’t like showing affection very much, and i’d rather insult the ppl that i like than compliment them. Though, this is probably the reason ppl think i don’t like them when i first meet them. Sometimes i might get rlly mushy and cute and stuff, but most of the time, i’m just not used to showing affection, so i feel kinda uncomfy when i do.

Ok, that’s all, i really hope it wasn’t too much for you to read, i tend to get carried away ❤️ have a nice day ily

୨୧ 𓂃 : 🐇 :┊ i ship you with . . .

💌 — huening kai ♡ txt.

𖥻 the last thing a relationship with hyuka would be is boring. he gives off very "best friend who also happens to be your boyfriend" vibes, so there would be a lot off playing around and goofing off. he can be affectionate but also likes his space, like you, so you would be able to find a middle ground. he would like is your relationship was light and fun, teasing each other and making fun of each other. if you ever felt insecure, he would make you feel better in a less "let's talk about it" way and a more "ugh you're so silly, why would you think that when you're perfect??" way.

💌 — johnny ♡ nct.

𖥻 johnny is a chill and laid-back person, so conversation with him would come easy. there wouldn't be an awkward stage with him because johnny is a pretty smooth talker and he would make it easier for you to talk to him. johnny would NEVER make you feel insecure, if anything, he'd be the type of boyfriend who would be hyping you up all the time, even when you're doing absolutely nothing. johnny loves music too so, while he might make fun of you a lil for listening to country, he would love vibing to music with you. we all know johnny is mf hilarious, so he could definitely joke around with you and insult you playfully often ! plus johnny is a sexc tall boy and he has legs for days D:

💌 — hongjoong ♡ atz.

𖥻 hongjoong has the perfect balance of being mature and hardworking while also being playful. he knows how to take a joke and return the favour by teasing you, so i think in that aspect, you will have an easy-going relationship. he also will definitely be so supportive of you, and will be there for you whenever you need it. the kind of dates he would prefer would be more indoor ones, especially just in his studio !! he would show the amount of affection you're comfortable with, never pushing your boundaries or pressuring you.

♡ 𓄹 ࣪ ˖ i hope you like this !! and also, i just wanted to let you know that you are so so beautiful, okay, ilysm <3 boys suck, pls ignore them >:( thank you for sending this in, stay safe ^_^

[mymoodwriting]

NCT:

Gangster Haechan

Female!Reader x Haechan

Gangster AU

Mafia Taeyong

Mafia AU

Doctor Jeno

Hospital AU

NCT 127: Ex-Boyfriend

Mafia AU

Flight 609

“He turned back from heavens gate, cause he can’t live without her”

F!Reader x Kun

Demon AU

Save You, Save Me

{The Start}

Taeyong | Mark | Doyoung | Taeil | Yuta | Jungwoo | Johnny | Jaehyun | Haechan

{The End}

Muse

“Are you a model?”

F!Reader x Xiaojun

Artist/Yandere AU

Love Theory

F!Reader x Taeyong

Yandere AU

Gangster Yuta

F!Reader x Yuta

Gangster AU

Passion

F!Reader x Jaehyun

Triangular Theory Of Love AU

Commitment

F!Reader x Doyoung

Triangular Theory Of Love AU

Sticker (II) (III) (IV)

Stupid college boys

F!Reader x NCT 127 (OT9)

College AU

Come Here

Reader & Jaehyun

Comfort AU

The Bat

Omega!Reader x Johnny & Jeno

ABO AU

Queen

F!Reader x NCT 127

Vampire AU

SHINee:

Just Me And You

F!Reader x Taemin

Demon/Yandere AU

Danger

F!Reader x Taemin

Rockstar AU

Killer

F!Reader x Key

Yandere AU

Chase

F!Reader x Minho

Yandere AU

Guilty

F!Reader x Taemin

Asylum AU

SuperM:

No Manners

Yandere/Mafia AU

As We Wish

Mark | Kai | Baekhyun | Ten | Taeyong | Taemin

Yandere/???

Heist

(I) (II) (III) (IV) (V) (VI) (VII) (VIII)

Yandere/Superpower AU

Stray Kids:

A.I. Felix

A.I. AU

Your Highness

“Another day, another lonely morning.“

Female!Reader x Hyunjin

Royal AU

Red Lights

“I can’t leave you alone.”

Female!Reader x Hyunjin x Bang Chan

Yandere AU

Oddinary

“I’ll be fine, I promise.”

Female!Reader x Stray Kids

Oddinary AU

Circus

“When was the last time you were at the circus?” 

Female!Reader x Stray Kids

Circus AU

Maxident

“This is Hwang Hyunjin.” 

Female!Reader x Hyunjin

Yandere AU

What?

Female!Reader x SKZ

Yandere AU

Megaverse

Female!Reader x SKZ

Megaverse AU

ATEEZ:

Overboard

“She’ll make an excellent pirate.”

Female!Reader x Ateez

Pirate AU

Nero (II)

“A red ribbon will look great on you.”

Female!Reader x Ateez

Vampire AU

The Real

“Don’t cause trouble, Mingi.”

Female!Reader x Ateez

Supernatural AU

Second Chances

“I’m not going to leave.”

Female!Reader x Ateez

Ateez AU

Vampire Seonghwa

“What do we have here?”

Female!Reader x Ateez

Vampire AU

Deja Vu

“I know you get deja vu…”

Female!Reader x Ateez

Deja Vu AU

Witness

It all started with a fever…

Female!Reader x Ateez

From The Witness AU

Android Seonghwa

"I have a present for you.”

Female!Reader x Ateez

Android AU

Cat Hybrid Seonghwa

“Have you ever been to a hybrid cafe?” 

Female!Reader x Hybrid!Seonghwa

Hybrid AU

The Boyz:

Drink It (II)

“I’m gonna get lost.”

Female!Reader x Younghoon

Drink It AU

Maverick

“You know better than that. You shoot, no matter what.”

Female!Reader x The Boyz

Maverick AU

Stealer

“I’m the Stealer.”

Female!Reader x The Boyz

Stealer AU

Be Awake

Without memories you find an interesting place to start anew.

Female!Reader x The Boyz

Be Awake AU

Roar

"Did you miss me?”

Female!Reader x The Boyz

Hybrid AU

Sweet

Welcome to Happy Vampire Village

Female!Reader x The Boyz

Vampire AU

Watch It

“Welcome to Wingz Express, how may I help you?” 

Female!Reader x The Boyz

Watch It AU

SF9:

Jealous (II) (III)

“Baby, don’t get so jealous.”

Female!Reader x SF9

Vampire/Yandere AU

Pentagon:

Cerberus

Cerberus aren’t your average drug dealers, watch out.

F!Reader x Yuto & Kino & Wooseok

Supernatural/Alien AU

EXO:

Dreamland’s Dawn

One loop hole in a demon contract leads to the journey of a life time.

Reader x Tao

Demon AU

Just B:

Just Believe (II)

“Jump”

F!Reader & Just B

Just B Concept

Xdinary Heroes:

Happy Death Day

“Happy Death Day”

F!Reader & Xdinary Heroes

Birthday AU

TXT:

Cats & Dogs (II)

“You adopted some strays?”

F!Reader x TXT

Hybrid AU

Gone Bad

“She didn’t just break up with us.”

F!Reader x TXT

Yandere AU

Sugar Rush Ride

“Are you… angels…”

F!Reader x TXT

Sugar Rush Ride AU

Deja Vu

“Hey… it’s me again…” 

F!Reader x TXT

Deja Vu AU

Seventeen:

Psycho (II)

“Found you.”

F!Reader x Jun

Psycho AU

Lee Jong Suk:

The Witch

F!Reader & Jang

The Witch AU

[mgnifiqueyoo]

“STAR” - THEORY

(a/n: I won't be putting time stamps in this theory because the MVs just don't have the story line I was trying to find. Instead, I will put on a long paragraph of how CROWN and Cat & Dog represent the first mini album)

(another a/n: I will also put the story lines/narrations from their performances in the second part of this theory. I will do that same thing to the previous MVs I've theorized about.)

CROWN:

- When I was rewatching this MV, the first thoughts that came into my mind were like "This MV represents the positive meanings of the colors used for the album cover".

Quick recap of the colors used for the album cover: White, blue, and yellow

positive factors =  optimism, youthful, trust, integrity, purity, hope

However, the lyrics say otherwise. The cheerful instumental and tune of the song disguises the sad lyrics behind them.

Ex: -"Who am I? I don't know who I am." - This lyric (that shit hURT-)

-"Save me, maybe I have turned into a monster" - anOTHER ONE

If we consider the fact that Beomgyu is the "main visual" (is that even a position? djkfhdhf. I mean like the visual that is actually the main character of the story most of the time.), it could mean that Beomgyu's character is the one saying these words towards the members.

I know this song is a bit lovey-dovey but the some of the song lyrics should somehow connect with the concept and story line, right?

(I'm still not buying my previous summary though... Beomgyu = not a villain??? IT COULDN'T BE TRUE- But what do you know? Maybe I'm dumb.)

---

Cat & Dog:

- In this mv, we are talking about their youth. Yes, their yOuTh. The MV was even cuter than CROWN because it represents their YOUTH.

The MV also included members having an assigned color! (intEreSTING- MY HEAD ABOUT TO EXPLODE)

Soobin - teal Yeonjun - green Beomgyu - yellow Taehyun - red Hueningkai - orange

Let's look at how their assigned colors describe them:

(Formula: TXT MEMBER + color definition)

- Soobin is known to have an introvert and unconventional nature;  noted for their uniqueness and often tend to like things which are little different and not much appreciated by the common mass

= The first meaning represented his character in Can't You See Me? MV because of his lack of ability to converse to the other boys. = For the second meaning, it really represented Soobin's character in Run Away MV well. He was so into the idea of seeing a different world and even exploring it.

- Yeonjun is kind, generous and compassionate; good to have around during a crisis as he remains calm and take control of the situation until it is resolved.

= First meaning? In the summary of the "Can't You See Me?" theory I've written, it concludes to Yeonjun accepting the blame from the incident he wasn't even responsible for. = Second meaning? He is oddly calm in the Run Away MV until the fire in the library spread. He also paved the way for the whole group to escape the fire and be safe.

- Beomgyu is a perfectionist; he is also fun and exciting to be around

= Both meanings described him well in both Run Away and Can't You See Me? MVs. Beomgyu might not be a perfectionist but his plans are always planned perfectly and his plans always win in any situation. In Can't You See Me? MV, Beomgyu is usually the "life of the party". He was always the fun one... despite his unknown intentions.

- Taehyun is extroverted and adventurous; he is also optimistic, courageous, and confident

= Although the irl Taehyun is a shy cutie, his character says otherwise. In both MVs, he's most likely the one who stands out as a confident character. You can literally see all of the adjectives listed about him when you rewatch the MVs! I d O  nOt haVE TO  D I S C U S S.

- Hueningkai is witty, spontaneous, generous, optimistic, eager and bold; like to bounce around to different projects or tasks.

= He's the hyper, cute, and fun maknae in the group AND in the story line. Hueningkai's character and the actual Hueningkai have the same vibe. It's mainly because of the maknae part but Hueningkai is actually a lot nicer than his character. Hueningkai's character most likely has a bratty/self-centered side but his maknae vibe/Hueningkai in the MV distracts anyone in this fandom or literally anyone in the kpop fandom from seeing the bad side of Hueningkai's "maknae" character.

In the mv, it also showed how they acted like they needed constant attention... much like what children need when they're still in their youth days.

//this is the first part lmao my head is like where is the brain//

[midorithegreen]

TxT reaction to their s/o being scared for irrational reason

Author’s note: I’m in love with cat & dog and I’m in love with teenage love

Yeonjun

Everyone knows that Yeonjun spends a lot of time with dogs. He wasn't surprised that you didn't want to go with him. Until you told him that you are afraid of those animals. Sweetheart couldn't believe. Of course he wasn’t pushing you but... You decided that you have to finally overcome this idiotic fear and go to dog shelter with him.

It all went good only because he was by your side all the time telling you how good you were doing. And you thought you couldn't love him more!

Soobin

Soobin's sister found something interesting in her old things and went right to him. Sadly you were there too. Why sadly? In that mysterious box were dolls. It may sound like the most stupid reason to be scared, but you didn't like those lilac eyes looking at you with eerie face expression that could get you shaking in seconds.

"__, are you afraid?" He said laughing, makinh you want to kill him at this very moment. You knew it was idiotic. You knew you were an idiot. "Oh, shut up before you lose your lower jaw" you chided. "I'm so sorry, love, it was so immature of me..." you didn't let him end and this time you laughed "I told you to shut up".

Beomgyu

When Beomgyu says you're going to do something, you are doing it. It was #1 rule in your relationship. Even though you both were just joking about it, there came time when you really had to listen to him. He just read a new book and immidiately recomended it to you. The problem was that it was a criminal book with lots of... crimes. You were absolutely terrifed about even getting closer to this book, not saying anything about reading it. And he got mad. Mad to the point where you started feeling really guilty and well... cried.

He instantly hugged you and asked what's wrong. "It's just that... I... am really scared" you sobbed "shhh, it's fine, you should've just told me" he saying petting your hair until you were fully calmed down.

Taehyun

You were in boys' dorm. Currently you were sat in your boyfriend's lap watching some boring documentary. And then some creepy music went on along with some terryfing theories. You felt like crying, you started trembling and flinched when the music got further. You looked at your boyfriend face and started laughing really loud. He was looking at you with one of those "amazed by stupidity" expressions. Now boys were looking at you both and wondering what in the hell even happened.

Heuningkai

"What do you mean you can't go out now?" he asked. Indeed, what did you mean? It wasn't even fully dark. You were paralysed when you only thought about it getting darker and darker and then someone kidnapping you and... You suddenly stopped thinking. Because of him. He embraced you and whispered "It's fine. I'll walk you all the way home" and you didn't need anything else.

[some-weird-kpop-girl]

Kpop Update Part 2

Ok, now on to the smaller, newer groups and solo artists!!!

SOLO ARTISTS

Hyuna

Favorite Song: Roll Deep, but Purple is sooo good (the fact that it was sung with E’Dawn makes it even better!)

Notes: Ok, here we go. So, I read about Hyuna and E’Dawn a long time ago, but I didn’t really remember their names. It was only when I got into Pentagon and started catching up on stuff that I remembered about them. And let me tell you. Even though I started stanning Pentagon after Hyuna and E’Dawn left Cube, I ship them soooo much and I fully support them. I’m really looking forward to whatever music they may release in the future with P Nation.

(This girl is my queen, I swear. Also, I love her tattoos!!!)

HAON

Favorite Song: It’s tied between Bar Code and Flower

Notes: I love this boy’s music so freaking much. I started looking into him after watching Dancing High when Jisung danced to Bar Code. His songs have so much meaning and he’s such a cute lil bean!!!

SOMI

Favorite Song: Birthday (again, this is so much easier when there’s only two songs)

Notes: Ok, so, honestly, I had never ever heard of Somi until the day she debuted. I’ve listened to a few songs by I.O.I., but not much. But when Jennie and Jisoo posted the video on Instagram of them rocking out to Birthday, I had to check it out. And I’m glad I did because that song was a BOP! Really looking forward to seeing where this girl goes with her career.

SMALLER GROUPS

Triple H

Bias: Hui (this boi, I swear)

Bias Wrecker: Hyuna

Favorite Song: 365 Fresh. I already loved this song soooo much before I discovered Triple H

Notes: So, it kind of sucks that I discovered Triple H after the whole ‘issue’ with Hyuna and E’Dawn... But, on the bright side, they got to be a group together (and do things in MVs that are... I mean did Cube really expect us to not figure out they were dating?! I mean, come on!) This short-lived group produced some true bops, and I’m kinda sad they’re not a thing anymore. But, again, I’m happy for Hyuna and E’Dawn. I truly am.

(he’s so freaking good-looking, I swear)

WOOSEOK X KUANLIN

Bias: Wooseok

Bias Wrecker: Kuanlin (I mean, he’s the only other member... lol)

Favorite Song: I’m a Star (along with Shine, this is definitely my other happy song)

Notes: Their episode on Weekly Idol was freaking hilarious!!! Also, Kuanlin has made me want to check out Wanna One, but I’m not sure how I feel about getting into a(nother) group that has already disbanded...

(Kuanlin looks like he’s judging you, while Wooseok just looks so done lol)

TXT

Bias: My bias list is a little unstable at this point because I literally just started stanning them. Haven’t watched a lot of videos or anything to be able to pick a bias, but Soobin is looking to be a pretty strong candidate.

Bias Wrecker: ^

Favorite Song: Cat & Dog (but Blue Orangeade is a very close second)

Notes: Can we just talk about Nap of a star??? Like, the MV was sooooooo good! I can see so much meaning behind it and can’t wait to see the theories about it!!! AMAZING!!!

TREI

Bias: Same as with TXT, but I’m thinking it’s going to end up being Changhyun

Bias Wrecker: ^^

Favorite Song: I don’t know the songs too well yet, but I’m really digging Nike

Notes: I really really really like the way Gravity was filmed. It was such a calm setting and I like it!

M.O.N.T.

Bias: Narachan

Bias Wrecker: Roda

Favorite song: Will you be my girlfriend?

Notes: Every time I hear Narachan’s name, I think of OHSHC (Narachan. Haru-chan. Get it? They just sound a lot alike to me. It’s great!). Also, I love Roda’s rapping, like?!?!?! His voice sounds so cool!

Dongkiz

Bias: Undecided, but Wondae is looking to be a strong candidate. I mean, he loves NCT, I love NCT. We’re a good pair.

Bias Wrecker: If things keep going the way they are, probably Jaechan

Favorite song: I mean, they only really have one, so... Nom

Notes: I freaking love Nom so much!!! It’s so catchy!!! And the MV is great!!! And from what I’ve learned so far, these boys stan groups that I stan and it’s PERFECT!

Ok, I’m done!!! I finally finished!!!

I’m still open for suggestions with fanfic (though I would prefer if we kept the groups and artists in this post out of it until I get to know them a bit better), so send in your requests!!!

[sparklyicecube]

Tomorrow By Together

I am back from the dead. The hurricane period of the year is over, and I decided no more TXT posts everyday again because oof, that took time. But TXT has left me with so much to rant so who better to rant to than tumblr? Onto Tomorrow By Together:

1. Streaam the Crown MV for warm-up for the Cat & Dog MV on the 25th!!!!!!

CAT AND DOG MV ON THE 25TH

CAT AND DOG MV!!!!!!!!!!!

STREAM CAT & DOG

(When it comes out)

2. They sold out their tickets for their US showcase in 5MINUTES.

I didn't try for tickets because I can't travel that far to see them. But that didn't stop a pang in my chest when everyone else said they got tickets... :.(

3. Beomgyu and Yeonjun's hair colours are amazing. They are gold. Not literally.

4. Their teaser pictures are so cute! Also I nailed my guesses in who was who. Me and my sister freaked when we found out that Soobin was a bunny. A BUNNY.

Theory:

Bang PD: "The fans have already figured out the emojis behind Soobin's tweet, Beomgyu and Yeonjun's hair before anything had been said, and will probably predict what animal everyone will be... but we still have the upper hand. We don't have to make Soobin a cat or a dog. We can make him, a bunny."

Or

BigHit: Do you think you are a cat or dog?

Taehyun: Cat

Beomgyu: Dog

Yeonjun: Cat

Hueningkai: Dog

Soobin: Bunny

Everyone else: ...

Yeonjun: Soobin! Cat or dog?

BigHit: Wait no the fans will never expect it

My sister knew her bias the second she saw Yeonjun. I have none. All of them are amazing and I can't choose. Another post Tomorrow! Maybe. I'll probably post on a rant neccessity basis.

[mbtimemes]

brutally honest descriptions of the mbti types based off my experiences with them via a very sleep deprived infp

enfp:

-commitment issues? haha i’ve never heard of those :))))

-will literally punch a toddler in the throat if they say they support trump

-so i took the mbti test 7 times and i got infp twice and entp once?? i don’t really know, because i kind of fit into the infj sterotypes more, but if you really think about it i’m kind of an enfj? but i also really relate to isfps, but then again i think i’m too opinionated and logical to be a feeler, so entp isn’t out of the question, but i also feel like the entj cognitive functions really fit m

-genuinely love animals and it’s so pure

-hi sorry for not replying, i was in prison :3 also i moved to norway lol

-actually just the 2007 taco xd random aesthetic irl

-“i just came up with another book plot” texts approximately every 2.3 hours

isfp:

-hi i’m melissa i’m a 23 year old art school dropout and i abuse prescription pills but it’s okay because i have 200 followers on my grunge aesthetic instagram account. rent me an apartment?

-(talking about veganism to someone at a party) i just don’t understand how anyone could put all of that stuff in their body :/ *bends down to snort a line of cocaine*

-actually really artistically talented but much like the infp they refuse to give themselves any credit for it

-my dream man is someone who goes to coachella with me, helps me align my charkas, takes sad candid pictures of me, is willing to backpack around europe with me and my philosophy class during the summer,

-*googles* why do i share a type with literally every indie musician that has ever breathed lol

-probably fucked your girl in the back of a vape shop

infj:

-if you manage to find one never let them go they are some of the best people you’ll ever meet

-huge harry potter nerds

-can manage to get you to spill out your entire life story to them with a concerned glance

-please actually care for yourself for once and a while literally you do everything for everyone else just take some time for yourself god dammit you deserve it

-CATS™

-could be literally the most talented person in the world but would never come close to admitting it

-hi i’m actually just jesus christ irl! nice to meet you :-)

intj:

-they know everything

-like seriously everything it’s kind of scary like calm down karl

- allows themselves to recognize exactly one (1) human emotion per year

-can read for hours on end without getting bored and genuinely loves learning

-are generally dicks tbh especially to the people they love the most

-wikipedia articles™

-they actually aren’t actually the emotionless robots tumblr seems to display them as, they are actually extremely emotional in my experience and tend to get offended/upset easily and over small things

-sci-fi, cats, and machines > humans

-superiority complex™

-cute when they aren’t busy throwing tantrums/crushing the souls of their enemies

esfj:

-hi i’m martha, i’m 32 years young, i like long walks by the beach, yoga, and judging my neighbors for not mowing their lawn :-)  

-tend to be extra™ parents and their kids can either turn out complete emotional wreck assholes because they’ve never been disciplined or the happiest child you’ll ever meet, there is no in between

-they may be complete snakes and have never came up with an original idea in their entire life but boy can they make a killer chicken parmesan

-kind of comforting in a mother-like sense when they aren’t busy being judgmental dicks

-will clean your entire house for you on a whim

infp:

-wow i love being an infj :)) top 1% haha :))

-will literally develop a crush on someone because they say they know what tumblr is

-find purpose in writing/creating in general

-ending toxic relationships?? haha what’s that??? :))

-constantly switches between their “you can’t control me it isn’t a phase mom go away >:(( my chemical pilots at the disco saved me xd i will literally punch a baby fuck the system i’m 2cool4school” persona and their “i’m such a smol bean :3 save all the animals <333 i love pretty girls and dogs :))” persona

-“can i txt you back in like 15 mins i’m having an emotional breakdown lol”

-actually genuinely empathetic and creatively gifted but gives themself credit for none of it

-intelligent but fails classes because their teacher said something that went against their morals

-playing the victim? never heard of it! :))

-secretly just meme hoarders

-attention whores tbh i won’t even deny it

-o v e r d r a m a t i c

entp:

-hi it’s 6 fucking am and everyone just wants to go back to sleep or die or both but i’m gonna start an argument with the professor over the origin of tangerines for no apparent reason

-*googles* how to permanently get rid of my fe in 5 simple steps

-follow my meme page xd

-so what if i love my dog more than i do myself and my entire family?

-this conversation is boring me i’m gonna go chug a bottle of vodka and binge bill nye the science guy™ peace out

-have low self-esteems but compensate through obscure dark web conspiracy theories at 3 in the morning

-shirley i didn’t call you back because you’re a fake ass bitch not because i didn’t like your lasagna at the block party

estp:

-why do i keep physically abusing my crush lol

-and why do i keep yelling i can’t even stop at this point someone please send help

-they love food more than they do themselves

-fuckboys™

-hi welcome to my prank youtube channel :3

-the type of people to show up to school with 37 puppies and a knife

-i’m not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

entj:

-sorry i didn’t show up to school because you’re fucking stupid

-awe infp is so cute <3 i’ll destroy them last

-*on the floor, drunk, talking to their dog* you’re the only motherfucker in this town who can handle me

-what do you mean other people’s opinions/beliefs besides my own are valid lol??

-lowkey have daddy kinks

-what do you mean it’s physically impossible for me to control every aspect of my life??

-i mean if you really think about it voldemort was the victim,

-the type of person who could tell their crush they like them without flinching. terrifying

istp:

-wears d.a.r.e shirts ironically

-1990’s grunge aesthetic

-would walk into a burning building for the meme

-playing the hero?? haha never heard of it :))

-ew what the fuck man get those feelings away from me lol

-fuck da police

-following the rules?? that seems excessive lmao no thanks

istj:

-i once had one (1) original idea back in the summer of ’67. it was terrifying. i’ll never do it again.

-your scary math teacher that wears black socks everyday expects friday. then they jazz it up a bit with stripes. will mark your grade up if you say you like the same sports team as they do.

-understanding concepts outside of your own experiences? lmao no thanks?

-will make quizlet sets organize your desk for you

-my dream in life is to narrate a crime documentary and complete my george washington memorabilia collection.

-remembers all of their colleagues birthdays. doesn’t say happy birthday.

enfj:

-fucking get over your ex already he wasn’t that attractive calm down allison

-*googles* why do i relate to regina george from mean girls so much?

-the type of person who tells your boyfriend you have a crush on him

-o v e r d r a m a t i c

-gets your shit together for you. judges you

intp:

-dead inside

-if you can manage to find one that actually tolerates you they are some of the most loyal and true people you’ll ever meet

-horrible social skills, compensates through meme hoarding

-sends you links to conspiracy theory videos when you’re sad

-extremely intelligent but they get lost in their own house

-whoops i just remember i haven’t showered in 3 weeks lol

-i would laugh at that joke but i’m 3 hours deep into an existential crisis and i’m 100% convinced you are actually a robot created by bill clinton so not today jeff

esfp:

-yes homo

-cries over cat videos in public

-facetimes you in a grasshopper fursuit at 3 in the morning

-probably an alcoholic

-has 87 different crushes at once

-you haven’t talked to them in 7 years but they’ll show up at your birthday party and give you dog

-also attention whores

-generally has the personality of someone who just did 10 lines of cocaine

isfj:

-one sec let me just gather up all of the fake empathy i can muster for this particular situation

-that one kid in class who always has perfect notes

-shudders at the thought of… a… creative… thought….

-falls in love with an estp approximately every 23 seconds

-hi i’m karen, i’m 34, i love my family, cupcake baking, helping people of course until it interferes with my own personal comfort haha, christmas decorations, room layouts,

-probably has a studyblr

estj:

-your angry boss

-probably cyberbullies children on the internet 

-has an emotional breakdown when they don’t win classroom jeopardy 

-*googles* who is bernie sanders and why do i want him dead

-organizes your shit for you, regrets it later

-dead inside

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