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[proteusolm]

I've been seeing a lot of crusty little dog positivity lately and I respect it. More people should get them, they're really the only genre of dog genuinely bred for companionship. But let's be real; they are hideous. I'm so sorry but shih-tzus look like a rug someone left bunched up soaking wet in a corner to grow mildew, but with bulging goopy eyeballs and a brachycephalic wheeze. I don't mean when they're elderly, they look wretched as soon as they leave puppyhood. Great personality, they're good little dogs and all, but it can't be denied that they're ugly as sin.

edit: Chill, "only companion breed" is hyperbole. You don't need to list every companion-bred dog to me. Peace and love.

[aslingswingdotcom]

Our lovely Shih Tzu name "Animal" acting cute on my desk 🥰🥰🥰😇😇😇

[heyhoneylook]

Gizmo is skeptical about his new raincoat

Please tell him how handsome he looks

[hearts401]

Rip Evan Afton you would’ve loved pickles

[mothman-etd]

Glamour shot

She went to the stylist on Sunday

[thehmn]

I’ve had some pretty bad luck with dogs. Tesla had to be put down because he jumped down from the sofa and suddenly lost all mobility and feeling in his lower body due to a discos prolapse and couldn’t even pee or poop, and Marie died suddenly from an unknown illness in the brain. Only Percy made it to seniorhood so he had to experience losing two friends and getting two new ones.

When I bought Marie the seller asked me to bring both my housemate and Percy so she could see what kind of environment we’d provide. I was pretty nervous about it because to be frank Percy is an asshole to dogs he doesn’t know so I was sure he’d ruin my chances.

When we got there he immediately told the puppies off by snapping at them and then walked over to a carpet and laid down, refusing to look at them and showing his teeth when they got too close. To my surprise the seller said “I think he’s handling it great. He’s not attacking them, just telling them off. I can tell they’ll be great friends”

And I knew he’d warm up to Marie because he always does but I was super surprised the seller knew too.

When Marie died I looked up adult dogs and found Ellie. I offered to bring Percy and again he was an asshole who snapped at her and wouldn’t let her get close but somehow the sellers were like “Yeah he’s a good one” and as expected he loves her now.

People in my area think Percy is aggressive because he’ll bark his head off at dogs he doesn’t know and snap if they get too close (and trust me they’re the ones who are getting too close because he doesn’t seek other dogs out) so it’s not like he has a friendly aura about him but somehow people who are used to having a lot of dogs around them can tell he’s a big dumb softie on the inside.

[thebibliosphere]

I came to bed “early” (early for me) and the way Holly Mop perked right up when she realized almost made me cry.

She went from lounging on @mothman-etd’s feet to sitting on the end of the bed, tail wagging excitedly as she waited for me to get under the covers then just plastered herself against my side with the biggest, most content sigh.

She’s currently wrapped around my leg like a koala making little whuffling snoring sounds.

We don't deserve dogs.

[thecalminside]

Do you have the patience to wait till your mud settles and the water is clear?

Can you remain unmoving till the right action arises by itself?

-Lao Tzu

[thoughtkick]

Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner.

Lao Tzu

[palatinewolfsblog]

"Anyone who doesn't care for little things will fail when it comes to the big ones." Lao Tzu.

[loz-the-noob]

Cedar’s been busy playing toys! This is a full-time job for him. Very serious.

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo being put into a situation where there is absolutely no fighting, just verbal manipulation and perception games, would be amazing to witness. We see a lot in the series how good he is at subterfuge and how he uses his perception to manipulate to great effect, so it’d be so cool to really see it put to the test even more.

Manipulation is one of the most effective tactical strategies of all time, so just imagine Leo putting this skillset of his to the full test. Imagine the boys slowly get up to busting bigger and more powerful criminals, including those with networks of crime under their belt, and a simple fight isn’t enough to take them down. For criminals like this, Leo’s skills in subterfuge would be deadly.

[lueduar01]

"....what have you done....Captain X...."

[resqectable]

Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner.

Lao Tzu

[quotemadness]

He who does not trust enough, Will not be trusted.

Lao Tzu