#u dont kno me

[jarofstyles]

Just know If I could I would get you naked, rub my hands down your breasts and stomach. I would suck your nipples and suck a whole bunch of hickeys on your neck. After taking time to do that, my fingers would travel down to your cunt, I would rub my fingers through your wet folds, tease you from how wet you are just over some kisses. I would stick two fingers inside of you, slowly pushing them in and out at first. You would be greedy so I would go faster and harder, you would be a whining mess, hiding you face into my neck saying it feels too good. I would kiss down your body while still fingering you and then go down to your cunt and suck on your clit while fingering you. You would be so jumpy and so overstimulated with pleasure. After a few more minutes, you would let go and come.

UH........ HELLO? If this is one of our series H's you can talk to me

[soranker]

my girlfriend

[a-nybodys]

girl help i cant stop thinking about steddie being in their thirties with a kid/kids and being domestic

whenever eddies with the kid by himself, everyone always coos over them and asks where mom is, and eddie invents different gruesome deaths for her every time.

“oh she died in a tragic rock climbing goat attack incident 😔”

“she was kidnapped by the japanese mafia and was killed off when no one would pay her ransom”

“oh its so sad, she fell into a woodchipper :(“

steve is on the pta, and hes determined to make better pie than fucking cheryl, and whenever she gets particularly pissy, steve brings eddie with him to the next meeting. scary dog privileges

they fulfill steves dream of traveling around in an rv every summer, theyre that family that have the bucket list to go to every national park

[socialbunny]

 Skip has always found a way to work through his problems and turn them around with relative ease, but the sudden death of his wife, Brandi, has brought his mostly carefreeness towards his children  to a stand-still. With two freshly traumatized children and a newborn under his belt, can Skip juggle turning his shitty ass life around for his family, or will he crumble under the weight of his past mistakes?

Darleen hasn’t been the same since her husband, Darren, died, though she’d be quick to argue with you if you said anything of the sort. She’s FINE! She misses her husband, undoubtedly, but she’s not going to let that very, very, very tiny thing wreck her whole life, and she’s not going to let people give her grief about ANYTHING. Sure, she got fired from her job a few months back and hasn’t made any strides to find a new one, and she’s losing touch with her son as she goes and squanders all her responsibilities by partying and drinking on par with younger years, aaaaaaaaaaaaand the almost obsessive idealistic crush she’s developed on her neighbor is clouding the second half of her judgment, but she’s bounced back from worse and knows everything’s going to come up Darleen :) …………. hopefully

[jinstronaut]

i still orbit you, and nothing’s changed, but if there’s no name to love, everything has changed. (cr. namuspromised, lyric translation doolsetbangtan)

happy birthday @cordiallyfuturedwight 💜💜💜

[johnbleepingzoidberg]

UNTITLED EVIL LUIGI AU COMIC THING | Page 1 of (???)

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Luigi’s been acting weird lately-- and Bowser’s concerned. When Luigi vanishes one day without any warning, Bowser begrudgingly turns to Mario for help, meeting him at a (humorously petite) cafe in Mushroom Kingdom to discuss what’s been going on. Old rivalries die hard.

The cafe has really good liability insurance, don’t worry.

(A/N under the cut)

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bear with me as i try to find my footing with this LOL, i am by no means a professional comic artist. i’m writing (or attempting to, at least) a comic based on my Evil Luigi AU-- read the original post/see the original art my looking thru the #my art tag on my blog! this is a bowuigi AU, so the relationship’s pre-established and Luigi, up until he ran away, had been ruling Koopa Kingdom alongside Bowser and navigating that fun new king life.

i have no idea what to tell yall to expect other than the fact that this will be very inconsistent in literally all senses of the word :’) but hey, im tryin my best-- i havent done any sort of comic in a long time and im having a lot of fun with this so far. if anything it’s good practice. right now i have at least a few pages planned out, but im not sure how quickly ill be able to draw them out, especially since i’ll be working full-time again soon. so see this as a bit of a teaser for things to come/an experiment to measure interest in the idea. :D

[melissa-titanium]

redid that one cat bump thing & also im trying to learn how to color. OK goodbye no one will see me for the next 5 hours im gonna play monster hunter 👍

ALSO some sketches. OKAY GOODBT

ALSO. HOLLY JAY AND LION ?

[m-kyunie]

Summerboy [Lady Gaga]

[whilomm]

billie joe armstrong: "DO YOU KNOW THE ENEMY? DOYAKNO YOUR ENEMY WELL GOTTA KNOW THE ENEMY RAEH"

11 year old me, nodding: "tigerstar"

[spotsupstuff]

as i'm workin on my Ancient stuff- i've got to say that it is really interesting and neat (read: nasty) that there's a good chance most of the Ancient population probably didn't actually wear masks. but We think they did cuz the only really solid evidence of what they looked like at all all comes from places of the higher social circles. and those strived for religious... superiority, i guess. brownie points, not actual dedication to the religion for the sake of its teachings but either because it made them look good, put them higher in the social hierarchy or whatever manipulation have you (or the flawed look upon the religion aka "we gotta get out of this cycle no matter what")

all we are left with are the bastards. the simple people and their cultures that were left to weather the Iterators' rains were simply washed away. nobody cared for their way of life- as long as it served the higher circles well and they stayed submissive (enough so that at the end everyone would take a dip in the void), nobody had to give a singular shit

just how much do we not know about the Ancients' *everything* because of this disregard? how much do we think we are right about, when such is true only for the small but privileged piece of the species?

[vehemourn]

a gentle soul

[yonicgirldick]

even more cute photos for u! pretty girls have me feeling a certain way, so everyone benefits :3

by the wayyyyy, there's more pics that i cant just post, but u can feel free to dm me for them!!!

hiiii @slimegirl-selkie @xenasaur @puppymiqwerty @pleadingemoji @eggcellentadventures @vampiricgirlism (i hope i didnt forget u, n if u wanna be pinged in the future lmk)

[real-odark]

you should draw passionroses pleapsleplaspeleasepleaseplease they would llook so silly in your style................... :3

anonymous but i know exactly who sent this... :3 passionroses karaoke

[pepperpixel]

got to see the total eclipse in person!!! heres some art commemorating that! cuz getting to watch 2 celestial bodies make out sloppy style was inspiring what can i say, also it was just rlly beautiful and cool and amazing to get to see ghg- but also! its like?? basically the moon finally getting the suns undivided attention... and thats got some vibes to it,, some energies... that i could not ignore lol.

[bg3sinbin]

yall have fun w ur headcanons, but the idea of that devil squirming like a virgin and cumming too fast is the thing that endeared me to him so ya kno,,, skill issue lmao

this is a joke. I don't actually care what u headcanon.

[princehoneytea]

(ocs) some adopted guys ive been enjoying n altering... mostly ozzy