you get a call one day from yuujis preschool teacher saying that he has been flipping everyone in the class off. when you talk to the child about it, he proclaims that sukuna told him it was a special way of greeting, and he should do it especially to mr. gojo whenever he picks up megumi :/
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The entire Sato estate can hear the aggravated grumbles from Tahno as he rummages through his closet, realizing Asami took one of his best robes too.
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@rgerz said ❝ it’s unfair how sexy you look today. ❞
𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓. gwen is far more dolled up than her usual look. always looking put together but even this was a lot for her. it did come as a shock to her as she stepped in to the ( for now ) shared apartment that he decided to mention it. ❝ work events , gotta make sure i stand out , always. ❞ in all reality she was nervous about her job , things have not been going well. she blamed it on the stressful home life , but really she couldn’t blame anything or anyone but herself. ❝ i thought you were supposed to be out tonight. not that i am complaining , i enjoy your company . . . but i came home thinking i would be able to sit in my underwear and eat chocolate ice cream while watching a sappy movie. ❞ she’s rambling now , as if any rational thought left her head the moment she was around steve. it was like a secret crush again . . . something it never should have turned into.
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad
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I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link
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my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
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god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home
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can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis
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public libraries in the usa offering free digital library cards to people not in their areas (as of october 2023):
brooklyn (13-21yo us residents)
seattle (13-26yo us residents)
boston (13-26yo us residents, EDIT: just commonly banned books)
los angeles (13-18yo california residents)
san diego (12-26yo us residents, not the whole collection just commonly banned books)
these books unbanned cards (unless otherwise stated) get you access to each library's complete libby/cloud library collection, no hoopla/kanopy/physical copies included.
ebook collections are expensive to maintain (many american libraries have annual fees for non-residents because of this) but because of an uptick in book banning (particularly brutal in mississippi last summer) larger libraries have opened their doors more, which is very kind of them!
i've used my seattle card for the last several months and their libby collection has about three times the books that my local library does, which is wonderful for accessing more niche titles or skipping a waiting list. would love to hear of similar ebook initiatives internationally!
i use library extension (firefox/chrome/edge compatible) to check all my collections (+ the internet archive) at once, works for several different countries highly recommend it.
spotify seems to be offering 15hrs/month of audiobook listening to premium subscribers and while that does seem useful if you're already paying and are after a new release with a long library waitlist, libraries are better for everything else.
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blocked someone for saying ‘aww your 20s arent that bad at least you get your own apartment’ this is a safe space for all of us that are suffering w our parents at 25
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