#u think im cute 🥺🥺

[salaciousslut]

Good morning sweetheart, i accidentally slept through my alarms today so im late for work big time. I wasnt able to fall alseep until like 2am, laast night :(

Dont feed my god complex too much<3 it might make me want you on a leash 🥰 god complex is the reason why i also feel like i deserve to take advantage of cute little things like you, dear<33 Its why ive got enough charm to get into someone's pants without even trying 🥰

Thst made me so needy what the fuck i really wanna help you add to your log, i wanna see your cute little cunt twitching after you cum so badly, doll<333

I will admit i havent really seen much of the revamped lore but to simplify it overwatch is an international organization that was out of commission until this international terrorist organization called Talon started causing some trouble and winston (the gorilla) got overwatch back together to defend against Talon. Blizzard is doing some weird racism shit with Talon tho lmao like why are 2/3 of the black men in game affiliated with Talon in some way?? It pisses me off

I would love a massage my body's so fucking tense, but i hope your day is going well so far sweetheart :) <3

good morning!! im sorry ur late for work :(( its the worst when u sleep through ur alarms!! im hope ur not in trouble. i wish i couldve helped u fall asleep!! i have trouble sleeping sometimes too

oh trust me, you can put me on a leash whenever you want. i actually would prefer if u did 😇 and trust me babe, i am an enabler of god complexes!! like let me worship u and the ground u walk on!! plus you can always take advantage of me! thats why im here hehe

come add to my log hehe! i have so many different logs but the best one to be added to is my nut log!!

yeah ive heard some sketchy stuff with blizzard :///

im really good at given massages!! its like a good pain hehe but im realllly good with my hands so come over!!

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[gunsatthaphan]

“you ruined my surprise. how are you gonna make up for that?”

[thedeadthree]

HAND IN UNLOVABLE HAND. una nathaira uller x aegon ii targaryen

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[al-melon]

JUST GOT BACK FROM THE FNAF MOVIE

SPOILERS AND SCREAMING UNDER THE CUT

FIRST OF ALL i just wanna take a second to say the absolute JOY and UNFILTERED SEROTONIN i felt when the living tombstone's fnaf 1 song started playing during the credits is a high i will ride for the rest of my life. let ALONE the fact that almost everyone in the theater immediately started singing along. everyone in that theater i love you.

second of all i cannot fucking believe scott had the fucking AUDACITY to JUMPSCARE us with BALLOON BOY of ALL fucking wretched little bitches. not once, not twice, THREE FUCKING TIMES.

so angry. well played, scott.

i was so happy we got brief cameos from matpat AND coryxkenshin! i was so happy for cory especially. was really hoping for a dawko cameo too, but hopefully we'll get one next time!

i also wanna mention that i never would've guessed that we'd get a scene of the animatronics behaving like kids!!! it was SO cute to see them play with abby and be silly, i never knew i needed that so badly until now. i'm not joking, literally half of my theater went "awwwww..." when abby drew the heart and gave it to bonnie, and then bonnie turned to show it to the others 🥺 i wanna hug them all so badly now... they're so CUTE. they're my babies now if mike won't go back I WILL

i'm sure this makes me a terrible person, but one of the things i was hoping so desperately for was that we would get to WATCH WILLIAM DIE, and i am SO happy that they made it as brutal and painful as possible. the satisfaction i felt as the animatronics dragged a squirming, slowly dying william away to suffer and the kids getting their revenge was worth the 8 year wait. i also now understand why matthew lillard was like "can we even show this" LMAO that shit was brutal and i'm almost shocked they kept it in while keeping a pg-13 rating.

i love that they kept foxy singing to himself, and i KNEW the second that dude stepped into the closet bonnie would be there and i was ECSTATIC when he flipped on the light and i was right. predictable sure but who cares honestly, it was amazing!

i also can't believe sparky really WAS in parts and service. i'm so fucking done with you, scott. fucking sparky. at least i ASSUME that's who the dog character was, unless it was a reference to fetch, which would be way less cool.

will say i was fucking THROWN by vanessa being william's daughter. um scuse me? what about elizabeth? is she not canon to the movies? guess we'll find out lol. i was also really hoping we would've at least gotten a HINT of the puppet, but i guess the puppet being in the fnaf 1 location the whole time really wouldn't work in this scenario. seeing as she was supposed to be the only one truly aware, it definitely wouldn't have worked as well. hope we see her next time!

overall i give the movie a 9.5/10! my only complaint is i feel like there wasn't QUITE enough scary stuff. another ten or so minutes of horror would've done wonders, i think. this is a day one dvd buy for sure! can't wait to see what extra features the dvd will come with, and i hope it comes with commentary <3

[lautakwah]

god i knowwww this is so fucking bougie and i hate capitalism but. the little gremlin inside of me that loves collecting shit is wondering if i can skip lunch enough times to afford a lv passport holder so i can collect stamps 😭😭😭😭😭

[secrosss]

weekly dunmesh ep post here to say that as one of the eps that didn't follow their usual formula I loved this one to bits 😭 pacing felt just right, didn't feel that rushed to me (tho maybe that's bc I kept goin back to watch more details lol) and the canaries and yaads voices in sub are all really really good

[stonerzelda]

hi i showed ur hamster to my partner on call the other night i was telling him how i really love how utterly enamored u are with that beast . anyways we are ur hamsters second biggest fans (after u)

GADGSYDIFIFU CAN NOT DESCRIBE HOW . LIKE IDK HOW ELSE 2 DESCEIBE BUT HAPPY/HONORED/TOCUHED THIS MADE ME ....my main goal. Is for Paesh to blow up. And then act like i dont know nobody. NEW PAESH CONTENT UNLOCKED 🔓 🏆

[hiphopcherrrypop]

my coworkers are having a laugh together or smtn like TELL ME THATS THE CASE bc why TWO of them start trying to flirt w me yesterday 😭😭

[enden-k]

here's a render zc thought to fall asleep on:

former long-distance boyfriends childe and zhongli speaking on the phone, trying to find each other in liyue's international airport. they finally decided to move in together and the only one missing is ajax himself. it's been over ten minutes since luggages were dispatched and still no sign of his. bless zhongli's voice for keeping him calm.

more minutes pass and finally he sees a glimpse of his large blue suitcase with printed narwhals.

he's still on the phone when he passes the door, anxiously looking for zhongli in the crowd of dozens waiting for their loved ones. where was he...? near the east staircase, zhongli says.

heart beating faster and faster, ajax makes his way past cries and laughter, caring only about his boyfriend. he reads the signs above and follows the directions, there it is. there he is. ajax's eyes widen, he hangs up the call and walks faster. a confused zhongli glances around, their eyes finally meet. ajax pulls the suitcase tighter and sprints. his lips split into a grin, he lets go of the suitcase and jumps into zhongli's awaiting arms.

im crying, this is so wonderful and sweet to think about, it makes my heart go 🥺💙

[jrueships]

why were sauce and jefferson sharing a moment 🤨 https://twitter(.)com/EAMaddenNFL/status/1622022286751551490?s=20&t=FpwfqJjdI0NXnaoxUjxCkg

submissive and breedable sauce moment 🤨 ?

[yamikawaii]

SHUT UPPPPPP SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT THE HELL UP

[alister312]

oh my goodness i loved your answer to my ask! :D you mentioned gregory being extra doting when tension starts to rise in their home, what ways do you see him doing this?

ok this ask came in based off of this ask (VERY sorry for taking so long again anon 😭) but anyway!! Gregory doting on Christophe!!

For one, he tries very hard to not nag him as much about little things. I imagine that Gregory quite often makes side comments (barely thinking much about, probably just copying what was done to him by his parents growing up) about Christophe not having his shirt tucked in properly, or hair out of place, or slouching when he sits. Christophe has mostly grown used to this over the years, either sighing and doing it or grumbling at Gregory to mind his own business. He still definitely doesn’t like when his partner does this though, and Gregory feels very guilty when he realizes he’s doing it. So in times of doting, he tries extra hard to keep his mouth shut, even when it’s something that really bothers him but also he knows isn’t actually important (like Christophe walking around inside with a hat on)

He also goes out of his way to get nice ingredients for Christophe. Gregory is absolutely not the chef in their relationship, but he is the one less self conscious about going to the expensive markets and buying fancy ingredients that Christophe would love to work with. It’s way out of the way of where they usually go, so he doesn’t do it often, but Christophe is always in a good mood when he can get fancy. I imagine fine dining is one of the few luxuries he doesn’t care about. Also, if Gregory volunteers to clean up the whole kitchen after Christophe cooks? Now THAT is a surefire way to his heart. I think dueling is also sort of a form of doting on Christophe. While I think it’s something that they both love doing, Gregory is usually swamped with paperwork and meetings (no matter if he’s got a corporate job or mercenary job) that he prioritizes over fun but unnecessary things. Christophe understands (though is always a little sad Gregory can’t make time in their adult lives), so Gregory will make the time if he’s trying to cheer Christophe up in some sort of way. I think duels usually consist of shovel v sword or wrestling (Gregory tends to win the former, Christope the latter). Gregory likes to be very dramatic about announcing that he’s ready to have a duel, actually putting on gloves (if he’s not already wearing them) and taking them off to throw at Christophe.

[pepperpixel]

Thing I drew in 2 seconds to go w the tags on my last post gGH-

[thedeadthree]

but this torture, this agony — it is yours for the taking. it is yours to have. (x)

@exilethegame