#ugh im so nervous and it sucks

[sweet-like-hypoglycemia]

Officially one week until I'm in USMC boot camp!

I won't be able to contact anyone or post. So, you can pretend that's why I'm ignoring you soon!

[barredandromeda]

imsoo normal about guys byw

[yrieso]

omg it's april which means only one month until my copy of the girls like girls book ships out......

[carbon--14]

i absolutely love living in an apartment and paying rent so high i get panic attacks once a month so i can hear my upstairs neighbors going at it 👍👍 it’s so fun 🙃

[awkwardlyaaron]

Being scared of needles and also having tats and piercings always gets questioned at the doc. Office

Them: "if your scared of needles how did you get so many facial piercings?"

Me: "same way I'm going to get my blood drawn. Scared stiff and leaving nail prints in your chair."

[pedge-stuff]

God I just thought about an idea for pedro and reader, reading your last post...

They are in a relationship and live together. The reader is also an actress. She asks pedro to practice her lines with her. In the play, she is having a really long line, breaking up with the person ans leaving them... pedro can't continue... at night in bed they are cuddling and pedro talks about how he hated the feeling or the thought of the reader ever leaving

(changed this slightly, hope that is OK...)

bad acting (pedro pascal x gn/m!reader)

a/n: same vague universe as “marked,“ per usual.

thanks, as always, for everything.

(also I did that thing where I didn't save this on drafts fast enough and the whole fucking thing deleted so you could say im LIVID sorry if this rewrite felt rushed.)

summary: things get a little... too real.

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"You can't laugh."

"I'm not gonna laugh!"

Pedro hands you his iPad, script loaded on the screen. "I'm serious," you warn him, "you had to stop last time, the acting was so bad."

"Just read the sides, baby."

You know he isn't nervous about the audition— if he was, he sure as shit wouldn't be practicing with you. Those rehearsals are reserved for his coach, or someone who can actually talk him through the scene. This was just a formality, a quick read-through for some anthological TV show about people in failing marriages. Season 2 of Oscar's old Amazon thing. With the audition being on Zoom tomorrow, the whole process feels fairly relaxed.

"Should I read it in a lady voice? Will that set the scene?"

"Please don't."

"Scottish accent?"

"Babe."

"Hmm." You clear your throat loudly, for dramatic effect. Across the room, feet propped on the desk, Pedro rolls his eyes. He's got his cheaters on, but no script— the audition's supposed to be off-book. "From the first page?"

"You're stalling."

"Ugh. Ok. Here we go." Leaning forward, you scroll to the highlighted text on the iPad. "Stop, David. You don't know what you're talking about."

Pedro's posture straightens; ever the professional, it's like watching a switch flip. The humored lines beside his eyes, little crows feet that crinkle when he looks at you, disappear completely. His brow furrows, gaze darkens.

"Of course I do, dammit. I'm done with this, all of this. It's like living in a mausoleum, Emma. I'd rather. Do you remember what love even feels like? Because I look at you, and I just... don't, anymore."

"You don't mean that."

"I do! I'm so tired of this. Life with you is joyless. Every day, I come home from work and just sit in the goddamn driveway because I don't want to come in the house. It's hard to be in the same room as you. I can't bring her back, Emma, and I miss her and I'm sorry she's dead. But it isn't my fucking fault and I wish you'd stop pretending it was."

His voice cracks, just a little. You frown as he grabs the glass of water beside him, pausing to wait, but he motions for you to continue.

"That's cruel," you read, "and you know it. That's not fair."

"None of this is fair!" Pedro exclaims. "That's the whole point. It's not fair that our daughter is dead while the girl who was driving got to walk away clean. Life isn't fucking fair. But it's life. And you've sucked all the light out of mine. I can't stand you, anymore, I'm sorry. I just can't. It's not that we can't make it work, it's that I don't want to make it work. If I never see you again, it'll be too soon. Jesus christ, I hate every part of this."

"Are you done? Have you gotten it all off your chest?"

"Don't placate me! This isn't one of your stupid therapy sessions, Emma, you can't fix this with a breathing worksheet and a roleplaying exercise. Be fucking serious. Every day I wake up and I wish I'd never met you. At least then, she wouldn't be dead, because she'd never have existed. And maybe I'd known some goddamn peace."

The page ends there, and you glance up. Pedro has his head in his hands, eyes closed.

"That was good," you offer tentatively, searching for some kind of sign as to what his next move is. He's gracious about work stuff, but you're always a little afraid of mucking up his process.

When he looks up, his eyes are glossy. "Yeah," Pedro says, croakily, clearing his throat quietly before rising from the chair. He takes the iPad back, wordlessly, shuttering the case over the screen.

"Wanna do it again? You were spot-on, Pedge, but we can go over it again if you want to."

"No," he says quickly. "No, I'm good. I'm fine. It's on Zoom, it'll be easy. I'm fine."

Weird. Just a little. Before you can dwell on his sudden cageyness, he's up, headed for the door.

"I'm gonna walk the dogs. We can catch up on Bake-Off, when I get back?"

Pedro leaves before you can answer.

— — — 

No sooner have the leashes been hung back by the door, than Pedro is beside you on the couch, all hands and light touches. It's as if he can't bear to lost contact. You allow him to reposition you, reaching a hand around your waist as you reach for the remote.

"Good walk?"

He hums, tugging you against him. Settles, finally, once you're half-reclined, back against his chest, arm around your middle. You fiddle with the edge of his sleeve as the bakers fumble their way through the signature challenge.

It's not that the clinginess bothers you— he's like this sometimes, when he's just returned home, or you've arrived in LA, or met somewhere in the middle. Every separation leaves him want for touch. It's the one thing you can't give him, while you're apart.

But he's been home a couple weeks now, in between reshoots for a new project. Been home all day, in fact, in an orbit around you while you attempted to work from home. (A little too close, frankly, but you can't really complain.)

"You okay?" You whisper, as the timer runs down on the technical bake.

No answer. Just a tightened grip on your waist, and a firm kiss to the top of your head.

— — — 

It isn't until later, in bed and half-asleep, that you pinpoint the source of the tension.

You'd have thought he was already asleep, save for the soft carding of his fingers through the baby hairs at the nape of your neck. Deep, even breaths tickle your forehead; he's curled around you, arm draped over your back. Had positioned himself this way silently, looking a little silly brooding in his Muppet-patterned pj pants.

"We're never reading lines again," Pedro whispers into the darkness.

"Was the acting that bad?"

Your attempt for levity falls flat. He is quiet, long enough for you roll backwards slightly, to get a better look at his face. A deep-set frown has taken root.

"No, it..." He tugs you closer again, tucking your head beneath his chin. If he weren't so sad, you'd call uncle for claustrophobia; your nose is squished into his jugular. But you lay still, waiting for him to continue.

"It felt too real," Pedro concedes. He inhales sharply, and you can feel it against your own chest.

The kiss you press to the hollow of his throat, doesn't feel good enough. You wiggle, tilting your head to press one against his toothpaste-tasting lips. Whiskers tickle the corner of your mouth.

"Baby, I know you were... pretending." A thin line between placating him and treading on his professionalism. "If our pretend daughter died in a car crash, I know you wouldn't divorce me for being too sad."

"It's not funny." With a groan, he kisses you again, resting his forehead against yours. "I hated saying that stuff to you. Felt too real."

The bone-crushing spooning is making a little more sense, now.

"I love you, but you're a sap."

"Hmph."

You smile into the next kiss. "A very sweet sap, though."

[majestyjun]

okay so like.. the new picture yeonjun posted☺️

SUB BUNNY YEONJUNNN!!!

# yeonjun + bunny hybrid !!

tw. f!reader, bunny hybrid!yeonjun, bj , tails and ears, dirty talk, unprotected. minors dni + nsfw !!

a/n. bYE IM GONE >///////< the TEASER PHOTOS AND BUNNY JJUN TODAY UGH;; written on phone + not proofread

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“hnng—f-feels-!” yeonjun whimpers, high pitched and filled with desperation as you teasingly lick the tip of his cock, angry red and painfully stiff. “if you cum without my permission, you’ll be punished like the bad bunny you are,” you sigh, admiring his pretty dick, before taking the tip into your mouth, lavishly licking the leaking precum, salty on your tongue. amused, you gaze up, his flushed pink face struggling to maintain eye contact, fluffy bunny ears erect with nervous tension. wrapping your hand around the base of his cock, your warm hand slides up and down, feeling every vein under your grasp, eliciting whiny mewls of pleasure. “agh—n-not th-there!” sweet, cute cries encouraging your actions, you smile as you scrape your teeth against his sensitive head, his hips bucking into your mouth at the feeling. “nnngh!—need more!” he’s melted under your touch, so submissively needy. pleased, your tongue slides down the length of his cock, saliva coating the shaft as you messily bob your head, watching as his hazy gaze through his sweaty bangs, countless sniffling sobs sounding from above, sugar to your ears. “n-need to c-cum!” yeonjun whines, moaning loudly after a particularly hard suck, feeling your mouth hot and wet around his cock, hands spreading the slick of saliva as your pace quickens, brutal for his sanity as he desperately bucks into your mouth, hitting the back of your throat.

“so needy, what a messy slut.” your remark hits a sweet spot as yeonjun whimpers, unable to restrain himself. smirking, you go for the killing move; your hand sneakily finds its way behind him, before stroking his fluffy, round tail during a long suck. “agh!—mmph n-no—!” cum floods your mouth, thick white leaking from your plump lips, hot ropes painting your mouth and coating your tongue as yeonjun weeps, body stiffening as his climax races from his ears to his core, eyes clenched shut, unable to comprehend anything other than the warm, wet feeling. pulling off his cock with a pop, your hands find his shoulders, pushing him into the sheets as your lips dive for his, pushing his cum into his mouth as you heatedly kiss, tongues intertwining as you swallow the remnants of release in your mouth. “swallow, bunny.” you smirk, breaking the kiss to admire his flustered stare, lips covered in his own climax as he swallows, adam’s apple bobbing with the sheer amount of cum you pushed into his lips. “you came without my permission, didn’t you?” you sigh, warm cunt pressed against his abs, finger trailing up his chest to his jaw. “s-sorry, c-couldn’t help it—!” yeonjun whines, one ear flopping as he gazes up at you, still dazed from such an intense climax. climbing off his abdomen, you walk towards a box, picking up a pair of metal handcuffs from the depths. “give me your wrists.” “n-not th-that!” he squeaks, ears twitching with nerves, before your hands snatch up his, clicking the metal cuffs around his wrists. “on the floor.” obeying your order, he climbs off the bed, kneeling in front of your figure, seated on the edge of the bed. “get yourself off like the whore bunny you are, and maybe ill forgive you.” you instruct, crossing your legs and hiding your pretty pussy from view. “y-yes master.” metal clinks as his hands find his cock, already hard again from your display of dominance.

“slutty bunny,” you sigh, eyeing how stiff he’s gotten in less than a couple of minutes, “can’t even go a minute without needing to be fucked dumb.” whimpering, his ears flop at the degradation, slowly pumping his dick, chest heaving with uneven breaths as he attempts to get himself off. messy strokes spread the mixture of cum and saliva from his previous release, hips sloppily bucking into his own hands, metal clicking as his eyes squeeze shut, trying to imagine your warm cunt around his dick rather than his hands. “you can do better than that,” you sharply demand, grabbing an ear in your hand, tugging slightly as yeonjun moans loudly, so obscenely aroused by the sensation, “do it.” nodding vigorously, one of his hands reaches behind, lewd cries echoing through the room as he plays with his own tail, chain of the handcuffs stretched to max to pinch and pet the soft fibers, tweaking the little appendage. pornographic whines match his sloppy strokes, struggling to maintain his posture as drool drips down the corner of his lips, open mouth pants growing needier by the second as he reaches his climax. “ah—mmmph!” white bursts from the tip of his dick as yeonjun tugs on his tail, the ear in your hand stiffening as his orgasm wracks his body, chest heaving as he pumps his cock of its sweet release, dripping messily everywhere down his hands and cuffs, glistening in the low light.

“l-look, i-i did it!” yeonjun pants, hoping for approval as his eyes meet yours. flushed bright red, hands covered in his cum touch your knee, ears perking up as you smile, letting his ear go. “yes, master forgives you. after all, you’re just a dumb, desperate bunny whore getting off on anything, right?” “mmph—y-yes, master’s right!” he gasps, “c-can i have m-master now?” nodding, he quickly climbs on the bed, lying down compliantly as you straddle him, fingering his cock as it grows stiffer once more. “you really can’t go once second without being hard,” you sigh, “what a dirty, dirty bunny i have.” “o-only for y-you!” he whines, staring directly at your cunt, positioned above his. erotic moans loudly break free as you teasingly rub your slit against his tip, warm and wet against his messy one. “n-need—hnnng—!” yeonjun gasps, feeling your warmth encase his cock, easily sheathing yourself, juices mixing with the mess coating his dick. adjusting yourself to his size, you lean down, hot breaths against his neck as your hands travel across the plane of his chest. “need m-master to!” he whines, hips bucking into yours, groaning at the slick heat of your walls. “need master to what?” you teasingly ask, fingers pinching his nipple. “haah—need master to fuck me!”

pleased, you move your hips, riding his cock as your lips turn to his neck, biting down as yeonjun mewls loudly, not holding back as your teeth leave dark, rosy marks. tweaking his nipple, you sigh as his thick girth stretches out your cunt, balancing yourself on your knees to push your folds up and down, the veins of his abused, sensitive cock rubbing against your walls. pornographic moans are music to your ears, a string of saliva connecting your lips to his neck before you dive in again, relentlessly spreading splotchy hickeys across his collarbones. wet sounds of your cunt sucking in his dick, tears rolling down his pink cheeks, ears and cuffed hands pressing against the headboard above his head with every thrust, his hips pushing to meet yours sloppily, tail rubbing against the sheets sending heat rushing to his core. “m-master—!” yeonjun weeps, sensitive cock about to burst with his release. “go ahead, bunny. know you can’t help it.” the words have barely left your lips before cum gushes into your warm walls, your hips pressing to his pelvis to milk his cock of its release. moaning in pleasure, the sensation of being filled up, you fuck yourself on his cock, sitting up and gazing down at your bunny, red marks covering his chest and neck, nipples hard from your touch, hands above his head and cuffed beside his ears, bent at uneven angles and pressed against the headboard, abs clenched as at the overstimulation. drool dripping from his pouty lips, tears staining his cheeks. pleased at the sight, the knot in your abdomen undoes itself, your cum coating his cock as the mixture of releases drips out of your cunt, warm walls fluttering around his length. hearing his soft whimpers at the sensation, you lift yourself off, satisfied. juices drip from your folds, swollen and soaked in cum. “w-was i a good bunny?” yeonjun whines, crawling on all fours towards you. “yes, you were.” you smile, before blinking in surprise as his chest presses against the sheets in front of you, perky tail in the air. “w-want to taste master?” he asks, warm breath against your sensitive cunt, nose rubbing against your clit, ears flopping over your thighs. “dumb bunny can’t get enough,” you smile, leaning back and spreading your legs open to his needy glee, “show master how cum hungry you are.”

[jubileexoxo]

UMMMMM, THIS IS SO SKRUNKLY BYE

idk how to make it pretty i’m sorry :( also i don’t care too it’s 2AM over here TEEHEE

Many way, NSFW Cove Holden Headcanons!!

MDNI, ofc you silly??2!2, Talk of switch Cove, sub leaning switch Cove, Soft dom Cove, COVE WHIMPERS AND MOANSSS IM TELLING YOU UGH?!2!2 Not much mention of reader but everything should gender neutral! he’s so pretty ok i’m done gn

Starting off strong, in my nasty ol’ mind, Cove is indefinitely a switch!! Common knowledge, maybe but I also think he wouldn’t be like a sub leaning switch or a dom leaning switch, he’s very 50/50!

BUT, if he did lean towards either or, I feel when you first start getting intimate with one another since he’s inexperienced, he’d definitely be sub leaning!! He lets you take the lead especially since he’d be a little nervous, what if he ends up hurting you? You teach him how your body works, where to touch you and what feels good.

The first time you touch him, the man practically MELTS in your arms and you CANNOT tell me Cove doesn’t whimper. It’s a simple handjob, but he’s just SOOOOO sensitive, he can’t help himself! He can’t stop himself from bucking into your hand as you work his cock with your soft hands, barely able to form proper sentences as he whimpers in your ear how good it feels, rambling on about how much he loves you.

SHUT UP HE GIVES LIKE DAZED SMILES AND KISSES CAUSE IT FEELS SO GOOD MY BRAIN IS SO BIG!,())23?

Sorry anyway, it gets better when you suck him off for the first time. Baby would be so nervous, but when you wrap your lips around him for the first time, he’s gone. In absolute euphoria. Imagining he’s sitting on the edge of the bed and your between his legs, his hips tremble as he tries to keep himself from rocking into your mouth but it’s just too much for him, he wouldn’t know what to do with his hands so he either has a death grip on the sheets or a hand on the back of your head.

STOPPP, HE BITES HIS LIP TO STOP HIMSELF FROM MOANING SO LOUD FUCKKKK??$);)$’

I’ll do like first time putting it in another day CAUSE I HAVE TOO MUCH TO SAYYY??/)2!

I’m getting carried away sorry, but as you guys get older and he’s more experienced thus is where I introduce to you: Soft Dom! Cove, LIKE TELL ME THAT DOESN'T SOUND SO GOOD?)2))2

In another universe he’s a pleasure dom but SHUTURPvhwbqbw!!)

This man will literally neglect his own needs in the bedroom because he wants you to feel good before anything else. He loves to see the kind of faces you make, and the way you cling to him when he’s making you feel so good, reminiscent of how you treated him when he was inexperienced.

While I do agree with the Cove wanting you to sit on his face HC, HEAR ME OUT!! He instead has you standing up while he’s on his knees for you, strong arms keeping you on shaky legs, as you cum in his mouth over and over again, unsure if you want to pull him in or push him away because it’s just too much. This man will have you on your feet until your legs start to give out or until you tell him to stop!!

Not gonna get too deep into positions but LET ME TELL YOU SUM!!!

This man absolutely LOVES when you ride him like PLEASE!! He either has his hands on your hips helping you bounce in it when or wrapped around your waist, fucking up into you.

AND STAR OF THE SHOW, PLEASEEE HE LOVES TO CARRY YOU WHILE YOU FUCK!!1!2? Like it takes a while for him to realize how much he loves it, but once he does he cant stop?2!2 He loves how he can see all your beautiful expressions while he makes you take his cock, either holding you up himself or has you pressed against a wall he, pressing his warm body against your own.

IMAGINE HIM HOLDING YOU UP WITH ONLY ONE ARM THATS FUCKING CRAZY!!2)23

I’m tired but one last hc its not nsfw but i love giant cove, I love how tall he’s made out to be i’d purposely be such a pick me like “omg Cove your so tall!!🥺” EWWWW SORRY BYE?)$$)(

[sukunasweetheart]

Headcanons for sukuna as a volleyball player - idk if i wanted this to be set during highschool or not so i guess it'll be kinda generic or all over the place haha,, dedicated to @luvkun4 my love, who likes haikyuu and sukuna so its a perfect combo for her

warnings; NSFW, throat fucking, rough and angry sex, degradation, femme reader, youre kinda his pocket pu$$y but also his sweet gf, minor angst but with happy end -- this wouldve been a good fic but i dont have the energy for a fully written fic nowadays, im alr working on a billion rn

edit; THIS ENDED UP BEING SO LENGTHYY sorry, i wanted to add in the drama

right.. idk from where i should unpack this

we all know... sukuna would be competitive as fuck.

i know for a fact that he hates losing so much

which is what makes him such a good player tbh, the balls not gonna touch the ground as long as hes around

he’s a wing spiker, and definitely the ace (cough, totally not inspired by this gorgeous fanart)

hes so mean and arrogant but is willing to demonstrate teamwork in order to win and so theres obvious respect between him and his teammates

uraume is the manager, tho its clear that they favour sukuna the most pff

sukunas such a powerful player, no one can beat him one on one and hes so sexy when hes playing seriously

volleyball sukuna and his fuckin horse cock, u bet u wanna get wrecked by his shii

problem is, i cant find a creative way of how yall first met 

idk, probably through mutual friends, out in a big group at a restaurant ?? maybe you hooked up with him afterwards and you both caught feelings for each other

yeah something along those lines

anyway ofc seggs after matches are a regular thing haha

its almost an expectation that you come to see his games now

here comes the smut smut smut

vb sukuna would totally drag you into the unisex bathrooms so you can “help him relax” right before the game starts...

nothing like cumming down your throat to get him all warmed up

and youre such a whore for him, you can never say no bc YOU DONT WANT TOOO <3

even tho you make a fuss about the icky floor pfft, he grunts and lays a bunch of toilet paper for u to kneel on, what a gentleman

his soft groans as he lodges his thick cock into your warm mouth, and then pushing your head down to go even deeper

the pleasures just too great, the thrilling mixture of being in a public toilet right before a big match, fucking your tight throat raw

and your teary eyes, fluttering your lashes up at him with a mouthful of dick, he could laugh from how adorable you look

after hes done spurting stringy thick ropes of his seed down your esophagus hes just: “thanks babe... you sucked the nerves right outta me.”

and you know its bullshit bc hes smirking in that sarcastic way, and its a fact that sukuna doesnt know what it feels to be nervous!!!

lucky for you, he treats you better than anyone else - he wipes your mouth and kisses you before parting ways with you

likes to give you another smirk once he finds you amongst the audience

its crazy how much energy he still has after games

on the rare occasions when his team loses... oh boy

100% takes his frustration out using sex

just thinking abt the simmering anger...practically throws you onto his bed

pins your body down and slamming into you with his whole body weight

ruins you so bad, bruises and bites literally everywhere

but like... you’re into that shit

butterflies in stomach whenever the other team ends up winning

“ugh...fuckin’ squeezing me like that... you don’t want me to stop, do you?”

“maybe you like it when i lose a game. what a whore.”

“sukuna...sukuna, too bi-big..”

“oh? and you’d think this cunt would be pretty used to it by now,” he responds cockily. it turns you on when he uses such vulgar language.

spills so many loads into you, youre like a cream filled donut by the end

spanks you too, handprints on your ass and all - omg imagine the strength as a vb player

the aftercare is nice, usually he brings you to the bath immediately and check you out if you need ointment applied to your skin or vice versa

but it wouldnt be surprising if he got lazy with it on some days, especially after an exhausting game, having sex on top of that is gotta be tough

also he spends a lot of time training and practicing, which adds to your loneliness

sometimes you overthink it and feel like youre just being used, but instead of communicating it, you just act more sensitively around him

and vb sukuna sucks at picking up the small cues, so he just thinks youre being unreasonable

the two of you get into a pretty heated argument which ends with you storming off one time

theres a bit of silent treatment going on, but then afterwards you start talking with him “normally” again

theres an obvious distance growing between you and him, and your attitude is colder than it used to be. sukuna thinks its something thatll pass sooner or later

but then you text him, saying that you wont be able to come and see his game

thats not right. hes had a few fights with you before, but you’ve never skipped out on coming to watch him like this, ever.

but being a prideful tsundere he is, he just replies with a “do whatever you want” before chucking his phone off to the side (which he checks later again, to see if you said anything more after that. you didnt.)

on the day of the match, hes constantly checking the crowd if youre there

its not like *glance* he cares *glance* about you coming *glance* or anything *glance*

his mates raise eyebrows and tell him to focus properly and hes never looked scarier lmao

they won in the end, but the taste of victory isnt the same

the group wants to celebrate and go to some restaurant to eat but he skips out and goes home alone

and when he opens his door to an empty and dark living room, he cant shake off the feeling of uneasiness in the pit of his stomach

totally doesnt google search “signs of an incoming breakup”

feels worse afterwards

eats a nice and nutritious meal he cooked for himself, but it tastes kinda like cardboard

i said previously that sukuna doesnt know what feeling nervous is, but now he does, hes terrified youre gonna pull the breakup card on him, he wont know how to deal with that

he has a feeling that if he doesnt do something about this now, he will lose his chance forever

sukuna calls you but you dont pick up

he finds his way to your front door and rings the bell, and you call out from the other side asking him what he wants from you

“why didnt you pick up any of my calls? i want to talk.”

he hates how whiny he sounds.

you crack open the door ever so slightly, so only one of your eyes are visible to him

“about what?”

“about... this. about us.”

“...you’ve been crying. let me in.”

he gently pushes open your door and you stand out of the way, letting him

...and he starts with an apology. about saying mean things to you during the argument, about acting like he doesnt care when he does (he cares so much abt you that it drives him mad), pretending not to notice how upset you were

you watch him sternly, but end up bursting into tears bc youre so relieved he came out and admitted to his faults, and that theres hope for this relationship

youre bawling as he pulls you into his arms, and you confess that not going to see him and treating him coldly was the hardest thing youve ever done in your life

sukunas so relieved you still feel deeply for him, and simultaneously upset bc youre upset

you reveal that youve been feeling neglected, feeling like he only liked you for your body, and you too, apologise for not communicating that and acting sensitively instead

hes appalled, calls you an idiot but then retracts that statement and denies ever having thought in that way

the two of you snuggle up so close together in your bed, communicating and chatting and catching up for hours while he occasionally eyes the mountain of used tear-filled tissues in your room, rather concerned

for a while, he doesnt initiate sexual activity unless you specifically want it bc he wants to prove he likes spending quality time with you just as much <3

and when sex does eventually happen, he makes it very romantic and meaningful, with proper aftercare, continuously whispering “i love you,” throughout

and he shall do anything to have you keep loving him back.

some general stuff with vb sukuna:

mad tall. i wont give an exact number but anywhere between 195 - 200cm tall :>

mad horny. hes like an animal

hes such a big eater,, i mean, i see sukuna as a big eater in any au but this one in particular bc hes an athlete haha

u probably make protein shakes for him and stuff, but hes not rly on a strict diet or anything, he just eats anything and everything

has a lotta fangirls >:( but he ignores them now, after he met you >:) but before, he probably played around a lot and hooked up with some >:( he never liked any of them to stick around, tho >:) except you >:)

goes on morning runs, at like 6am and gives u a kiss on the cheek beforehand

is so fucking touchy clingy, always needs you on his lap, hands under your skirt or shirt

the last guy who tried to hit on you got a nosebleed, getting hit with a volleyball (its so funny, he changed his aim mid-spike during a practice match)

haha he was sent to the bench for that one (everyone was chuckling behind their hands)

the headband was given to him by you, bc he once complained abt having to gel his hair every morning + gel doesnt keep his hair in shape when hes sweating excessively

thats all for today <3 thanks for reading

Masterlist

tagging; @yuujispinkhair @moonchild-artemisdaughter @skunaskitten

[ih4tnonie]

Im going through a woozi brainrot again, so here’s a sfw version of him as your boyfriend !

THESE ARE MY HEADCANONS BTW! TAG ME IN YOURS LOL.

CW! None!

• Spoils you, like so much. Anything you want he’ll give you, no matter what.

• He is such a clingy bf, but in private though while him or you are driving he will hold your hand. He likes to rest on you, while hugging you. He’ll do anything to be near you. He likes to touch you, your arm, your head, your face,etc.

• Spends as much time as he can with you. Even though he’s like busy all day, when he gets home he doesn’t focus on work and just you.

• Loves when you ask him advice on things such as “which shirt do I buy?” or “how should i tell this friend…”

• Takes so many pictures of you just to look at you later on while he’s bored

• Takes care of you on your period like its an olympic game. He gets you everything you need, without you asking, and if you ask him to get you something, you better know you wouldn’t be able to finish your sentence before he’s out the door.

• Lets you control the radio (because you have great music taste).

• Cannot take compliments, no matter how long you have been dating, he still gets so nervous. But he loves giving you compliments, no matter what time of the day it is, he will say “you are so pretty”, “wah- how do you look that good?”.

• Loves when you take care of him aswell. You are so good to him he can’t even believe he could of pulled someone like you. He loves when you shower him with affection, and get really clingy in public, though he doesn’t reciprocate that much.

• He does get jealous, but he’ll tell you he’s jealous instead of keeping it in. He likes you to know his feelings, because he wants to know yours as well.

• Kisses you so passionately, loves to just lick your lips, and suck on your bottom lip. He’ll just stay there and suck on your bottom lip for almost a minute, until you slap him peacefully giggling.

• You know how cats rub their face to show love, thats what you guys do, especially with HIS CHEEKS UGH.

• He definitely writes songs for you, and will ask you advice on songs. Make sure they aren’t rude or anything, etc.

• Loves to hear you go on for hours.

• YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT ANIME ALL THE TIME. AND WATCH IT TOGETHER, ETC.

• Sweetest guy in the world, loves to make you feel good, and will just treat you with so much respect.

• Loves to lazy love with you. Like cuddle, or watch a movie with you.

• Kisses you everywhere out of nowhere. Like you’ll be doing something and he’ll just give you a million kisses & leave

• He is always there for you when you need him, a call to him will have him put in jail for speeding.

Thats it for right now, PLEASE PUT REQUESTS IN THE COMMENTS ILL KISS YOU (only if you want)

[mom-dyke]

mom who never lets her kid out of her sight. mom who insists on spending every minute together once school’s out, even though her baby always says things like “im too old for you to help me with my homework.” “i need to focus on studying” “could you scoot over on the couch please.” “i need to go lay down— you don’t have to come with me” “stop looking at me like that.” “mom that’s uncomfortable” in that cute little nervous voice, prying mom’s hands away, not willing to look her in the eye because “you’re staring again.”

daughter who always cringes away when mom gets too close. who flinches when she realizes mom is still in the doorway. who doesnt like the way mom blatantly stares down her shirt. at her thighs when it’s too hot for pants. at the way her bulge presses against the zipper of her shorts. daughter who doesn’t like the way mom hugs her anymore, with her hands too far down her back, or sliding just a finger or two up her shirt, but feels too bad at the hurt look in her eyes when she tells mom no, and it’s just a hug, right? daughter who can’t just leave the room because “i’ll just sit with you while you do that.” “you’ll miss me when im gone you know.” “im so lonely when youre at school and im alone at home all day.” “you don’t mind if i’m in here while you’re in the shower do you?” and she can’t just say no… not to her mom.

ugh this one is such a read, I am literally like this irl with my partner. I just can’t stop myself from getting touchy or sucking a quick bruise into their neck when we’re out and no one’s looking 😵‍💫 and just last night they were squirming and whining because I was “looking at them like a piece of meat again” and I wouldn’t let them take a hit unless it was shotgun

[ballplayersxo]

i need that anon to come back and give me a mlre detailed d report of kuz paolo and ben like SMUTTT i need to know

kuz: this was 2018. he was honestly so cool personality wise, always complimenting me and checking in. ik he was talking to hella girls in la though. dick wise was good. hes average size. hes not the best eater and only did it drunk lol. hes sooo good at fucking though. i see why all his exes keep tabs on him. you wouldnt assume so. so sensual and its always fun. he also lovessss pillow talking and wanted to discuss what i liked and didnt like and vice versa. i loved how he loved to make me cum. leos are so good in bed i swear. 

ben: … okay so disappointing. hes so hot i was so nervous to be around him initially. he was sooo clingy before we met but as soon as we started fucking became on and off. the dick. is. BIG. i was so shocked. but hes horrible in bed. refused to kiss saying he hates kissing and only kisses his girlfriends. refused to eat me out saying he never did it and never would and girls that want their pussy ate arent wife material and hes so disappointed so many woman expect it?! but wants his dick sucked everyday. deadass told me his future girl is expected to suck him every morning and night and on command… all that AND HE DOESNT LAST. hes nutted just off 20 seconds of head. You cant forget about fucking. imagine him lasting a minute being considered a long time. cant stroke either. only missionary bc seeing ass makes him nut before he can put it in. and he wants “rounds” aka nutting in 30 seconds, resting ten minutes then repeat. im getting mad typing ughh. cant believe it lasted a year… i was down bad. we had a huge fight.

paolo: a stallion. this man is BIG. All three are around the same height and ben is muscular too but paolo is HUGE. he also has such bde. i was nervous in his presence. i could tell he wanted to FUCK fuck. his eyes are mesmerizing, a honey brown. he has a gentle voice and touch and just makes you melttt. so sexual. he was telling me how he was gonna eat me and DELIVERED. A MUNCH!!!! ugh hes literally the best eater ive ever had. his dick is sooo big and girthy too and HEAVY. that bitch hurt to hold. he also fucks good. theres been times hes nutted quick or his rhythm was off but hes still a baby and was improving everytime. but he was also hot and cold. like hed ghost me after an amazing session then call me 50 times. hes also my most recent of the three and my fave of them. 

i have many thoughts. first with ben, there seems to be a clear difference in how he is with girlfriends vs flings. cause this is not the ben i’ve read about 😭 it’s not the ben that seems to have the girls going crazy like??? i’m so disappointed. but paolo??? yeah, i need it expeditiously. i’m seeing him in a new light y’all i can’t deny it anymore 💔 i always knew the body gave but now? yeah. yeah.

[nervousgardenerkid]

no thoughts, head empty, being steve’s secret admirer

this either works in highschool au or him working at family video so i’m writing them both up for you to choose!!

after he breaks up with nancy along with billy being billy steve definitely loses some confidence so usually while he wouldn’t bat an eye at notes from secret admirer’s he’s surprised to see a cute little envelope taped to the inside of his locker and since it’s inside he immediately knows it’s a friend of one of his friends. he considers throwing it out but ends up reading it and is really touched. shenanigans ensue with steve trying to make his friends fess up on who it is while reader is bribing everyone to keep quiet and help—

family video where steve starts to find little notes left in different movies he has to rewind the tapes for and is hellbent on figuring out who it is because it should be easy just find out who rents what movies and boom! only problem, reader keeps bribing his friends and some people they vaguely know into renting movies for them to slip notes into. shenanigans ensue <3

Secret Admirer

a/n: BABY IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG BUT I FINALLY GOT TO IT😭😭😭 i got the letters inspired by to all the boys i've loved before UGH,,fucking love that movie. anyways! i really hope you enjoy it and i SWEAR i'm getting to the other ask you sent me!! there are no pronouns used so this IS gender neutral :D credit to the gif owner! <3

Steve stares at the pink envelope that's taped inside of his locker. He looks around cautiously expecting Billy and his friends to come out and start laughing at him. Sure, he thinks to himself, make fun of the guy who just got his heart broken. Steve grabs the envelope and is tempted to throw it out, but when he sees the pretty For: Steve with a heart drawn next to his name he decides to keep it. He looks at the clock that's above a classroom door and decides to skip his last period for the day. He quickly finds his car in the student parking lot and throws his stuff into the passenger seat before he gets settled into the driver's side.

He sees the pink envelope sticking out from under his backpack, and his eyes sweep the student parking lot before he grabs it and gently opens it.

Dear Steve, do you remember the Halloween party in 5th grade? My mom helped me plan my costume weeks before the actual party and I was so excited that I didn't tell anyone about it. When I got there, it was like everyone got the memo that costumes weren't cool except for me. I already had a bit of trouble fitting in, but when I got to that party I felt like a complete outsider, and then you walked in dressed up in your devil costume. It was that moment I felt like maybe we were the cool ones, and everyone else was an outsider. I like to think that that's the moment I started to fall for you, the little horns on your head were almost as red as your cheeks when you sat next to me. (the only other kid in a costume.) It kinda sucks that you're more popular now and that we lost touch, but Steve Harrington you will always have a special place in my heart. Yours Truly, your secret admirer.

Steve doesn't know what's come over him but his face is almost as hot as Hawkins gets during the summer and he knows his cheeks are as red as the devil costume he wore that day. He closes his eyes trying to recall the face of the person he sat next to, but he could barely remember what he had for dinner last night. He let out a sigh of frustration and looked at the letter in his hand.

“Who are you, secret admirer?” he mumbled to himself before he stuffed the letter in his backpack and drove home.

-

“You know, there's gotta be a less weird way to do this,” Robin said from above you.

You shushed her and hid around the corner again, your back pressed against the wall. “What's happening? I'm too nervous to look!”

Robin smiled and let out a sigh. “He's looking around trying to find the person. I can't believe you convinced me to unlock his locker for you.”

You nudged Robin with your hip. “You know you have a soft spot for me and my intense feelings.”

“Yeah, yeah, whatever. See you after class?”

You nodded your head and made your way toward your last class of the day. It's true though, for as long as you can remember you've always been told that your feelings can be a little…much. Naturally, being told that you started to repress your feelings and tried making yourself smaller. Every single emotion you felt you just wrote down, and soon enough journaling became your favorite thing in the world. Once class was over you made your way past Steve's locker, pouting a little when you didn't see him at the locker.

“Hey, do you think he'll know it's me?”

Robin got onto her bike and looked over at you.

“When was the last time you guys talked?”

You shrugged your shoulders. “Maybe last year?”

Robin scoffed and shook her head. “He's got shit for brains, can't even remember what he ate for dinner last night.”

You let out a laugh and hopped onto your bike. A part of you was relieved that he'd never find out it was you, but the other part felt let down. You kinda wanted him to know it was you, maybe something could even come out of this. You were broken out of your thoughts when you felt Robin tug at your backpack.

“Jesus! You almost got hit!”

You watch with your mouth slightly open as a car speeds past you both. You mumble out a sorry to Robin and scoot your bike away from the curb.

“What are you thinking that's got you so distracted?”

Your face flushes as you shrug your shoulders.

“Gross, you're thinking of Steve aren't you?”

“I'll pay you five dollars to put another note in his locker.”

“Deal.”

-

Steve smiled as he pulled into the school’s parking lot. He's gotten three letters this week so far, and they're actually making him look forward to school now. Reading your letters is his favorite part of the day, he just can't seem to figure out who you are. He walks into school and sees Robin messing with his locker. He walks up behind her, making sure to clear his throat after a few more seconds of her struggling.

“What are you doing Buckley?”

Robin freezes her movements and slowly turns around to face Steve. She let out a nervous chuckle and waved awkwardly at him.

“Steve! What are uh, what are you going here?”

Steve furrows his brows. “It's a school robin. I'm kinda forced to come here so I can graduate.”

Robin quickly shoves the note behind her back and nods her head.

“Cool, that's cool. Small world huh? I mean who knew-”

“What's behind your back robin?”

“M-my back? Uh, just my backpack. Yup! My handy dandy backpack, can't live without-”

“Are you my secret admirer?”

Steve knew that she wasn't, but if it meant she’d stop rambling then Steve would ask again and again.

“Gross! In your dreams king Steve.”

Steve let out a scoff. “That's former king Steve to you.” He reached around robin’s back trying to get the note, but robin was quick and stepped back.

“Why are you here so early? Aren't popular people supposed to be the last people here?”

Steve tried to grab the small envelope from her again but failed.

“Can I just see the letter?”

“What letter? I have no letter-”

“Who writes them?”

“Why'd you change your lock?”

They both stared at each other waiting for the other to crack, students were starting to flood the building.

“I asked first,” said Steve.

“God, what are we in second grade? Tell me why you changed your lock.”

Steve rolled his eyes and opened his mouth ready to say something when he got interrupted.

“Robin, we're gonna be late for first period!” you said while walking up to her. Steve turned to look at you, he had an odd feeling that he's seen you before. Your name was on the tip of his tongue, where has he seen you before?

“You know how much I hate history!” Robin said with a pout.

“And you know how much I hate being late, let's go.”

Suddenly it all clicked for Steve.

“Angel!”

You looked at him confused. “What?”

“You were an angel! For Halloween!”

You felt your eyes widen and you let out an awkward cough. How the hell did he find out it was you?!

“I don't-”

“Last year! You dressed up as an angel.”

A sigh of relief escaped you and Robin started to laugh loudly.

“Haha yeah! Angel! That was good old y/n here! Well, if you'll excuse us we need to go!” Robin shoved the letter into his chest, grabbed your hand, and started to run toward your history class.

“Bye y/n!” Steve shouted.

You turned your head to catch a glimpse of him and sent him a smile.

“see ya hair-rington!”

Steve chuckled at the nickname and opened the letter Robin gave him.

Dear Steve, I hope you haven't figured out who I am, although I have a good feeling you won't. A little birdy told me that sometimes you don't even remember what you ate for dinner the day before. Do you remember the first time you came to school after you cut your hair? I do, it was seventh grade and you had your hoodie thrown over your head to hide your hair. The teacher made you take it off because of the whole no hoodies on when you're in class, and I remember you taking off your hoodie and the whole class laughed at you. I've never seen someone look so upset before and I don't think my heart has ever been broken until that very moment. When we got to choose partners for that day's assignment everyone avoided you. You were sitting in the middle of the classroom and you looked so…lonely. I decided to help you out the way you helped me with the Halloween party. When I sat next to you, you gave me the biggest smile and you even shared your supplies with me. You've always been so sweet to me Steve, I admire you for that. I hope you find out who I am soon so that we can reconnect or something, even if you know how I feel. I'll see you around hair-rington. Yours truly, your secret admirer.

Steve felt a lightbulb go off when he read your last line. That nickname, the nickname only you called him, the nickname that you gave him in seventh grade and stuck with until today. Steve was quick as he ran to your classroom disrupting the lesson your teacher was giving. All heads turned to him and for a second he felt like he was in seventh grade again. Whispers were circling the classroom and people were starting to point at him. Steve could feel himself starting to back out of the classroom until he locked eyes with you and you gave him a small wave.

“I hope you have a good reason for interrupting my class, Harrington.”

Steve started to fumble with his words, he should've come up with a plan before bursting through your classroom door.

“Sorry, Mr. Robinson! Steve told me he was going to drop off a book he borrowed from me.”

Your teacher looked between you and Steve.

“Yeah! My lock is stuck though, I was just wondering if I could borrow y/n to unlock it for me.”

Your teacher waved his hand dismissing you, mumbling under his breath about how he doesn't get paid enough for this. You walked into the hallway with Steve and rocked back and forth on your heels.

“So uh, what did you actually need?”

Steve reached into his backpack and pulled out all the letters you wrote for him. Your eyes widened as you grabbed the letters with shaky hands.

“It's you, isn't it?”

You let out a nervous giggle and nodded your head. “Sorry if you're disappointed.”

Steve shook his head. He grabbed the letters from you and gently held your hands.

“I'm not disappointed.”

“You aren't?”

He chuckled and pulled you in for a hug.

“Far from it. How about after school today we go down to that diner that just opened up?”

You blushed and looked down at your feet. “Like, to catch up?”

“I was thinking more like a date.”

Your head shoots up to look at him, your eyes scanning his features trying to figure out if he was joking or not.

“Serious?”

“As a heart attack.”

A smile returns to your face as you nod your head.

“I’d like that. A date with you that is, not the heart attack. Please don't have a heart attack.”

Steve laughed, and you swear that you would do anything in the world to make him laugh like that.

“Go to class dork, I'll see you after school.”

You smile and kiss his cheek waving goodbye to him while you walk back into your classroom. Steve puts both hands into the air before he sprints down the hall and hits an exit sign with his hand as a celebration. It falls to the floor with a loud clatter and some teachers peek their heads out of their classroom, rolling their eyes when Steve gives them a small wave.

“Harrington! My office, now.” the principal said.

“Totally worth it,” Steve said while making his way to the office.

“Wait, don't give me detention, I have a date tonight!”

[majestyjun]

been a while but im back lol. yeonjun has been occupying my mind as of lately ever since the tour (there are so many edits of him its crazy)

anyways can’t stop thinking about brother’s best friend yeonjun who gets off from teasing his friends sister whenever he’s around. would probably flirt like crazy just to get her flustered but then smirk and be like “don’t think too much of it” leaving her all stunned. this probably leads to the both of them going into a mini flirting war to see who would give in first (surprisingly yeonjun does) asdfghjkl

idk im thinking about writing again and idk if this is a good fic idea but what do you think ❤️

-👸

oh. OH. oh hold on ONE SECOND IM TAKING THIS (in millie direction) LOL

yeonjun, the flirt and bad influence, the one your big brother became friends with, always neglects his little sister, doesn’t he, the baby of the family that is adored by all the adults… maybe that’s why you ended up so… dumb >< so sad when your brother doesn’t give you any attention… but yeonjun does, slapping his thigh as you wander over, oblivious to his intentions n just wanting attention, stupid girl you fall so easily for his trap. n it’s yeonjun, sitting on his lap, who flips up your skirt, your cute squeak of surprise masked by the sounds of your brother and his friends watching some boring sports game… shhh, princess, don’t want your big brother to know, do you? that yeonjun’s big hand is caressing your cute ass under your skirt, your thighs clenching and bimbo girl so confused as to why your skin is so hot, feeling flushed but not knowing why… only that yeonjun makes you feel this way, an itching sensation between your plush thighs, ugh, it’s so embarrassing ><

poor girl, no attention until yeonjun’s around, your brother and his friends absorbed in playing some game without you, crying in your room when he was mean to you and told you to get lost… and yeonjun’s knocking on your door. running into his arms and crying, letting him coddle n comfort you, his hand dangerously resting on the curve of your ass, slowly sliding down your thighs, cute girl sniffles turning into heated gasps of arousal, not knowing why >< so, dumb girl, let yeonjun take care of you, let him play with you? he’ll give you all the attention you want, bimbo~~ letting yeonjun flip up your skirt, his hands tugging away at your cute panties, smirking like a predator gazing at its prey as he whispers he’ll make it all feel better, pretty girl, ugh he’s so aroused by how you nod so trustingly, spreading your legs when he tells you to, dumb virgin <3 yeonjun who licks up your pretty folds, so cutely aroused for him without knowing it, his head buried between your thighs as you writhe and sob on your bed, struggling to keep quiet as he warns you, bucking your hips into his lips in such sweet, innocent arousal, don’t know what to do except that yeonjun’s big hands are holding down your legs spread apart n he’s making such lewd noises from sucking n licking up your essence, feels so so good n so so wrong, cute girl cumming on his face in moments, your hand muffling your cute high pitched cries and wails of his name, not even knowing what he’s done <3 corrupted you so deep, you’re begging him to please, please make it feel better, feels so good n being so nervous to take his cock, mumbling if it’ll fit. and yeonjun who reassures you, saying he’ll make himself fit, all you have to do is spread your legs n be a good girl <3 so think you can do it, dumb virgin~?

what the fuck did i just write jesus i need water—

[storiesofsvu]

happy thursday hoes. time for some law and some order

Well fuck…what an opening..

“but there are definitely still traces of blood” girl… that hammer is COATED wtf…

I would like to point out that the way Kate runs her squad is the legit way that squads run. The CO (whether it be captain, lieutenant or sarge) is gonna stay in the office, they’re piled up with paperwork, the brass, putting out fires, they’re not out in the field…. Like svu. Ugh. I’m already not prepared for svu tonight, I’ve been watching through velasco’s eps and his older seasons were so good, esp compared to this year…

So we’re really doing this Ukraine surrogate/adoption plot line again, hey?

(I mean it is slightly different so far but like, it’s the same idea, right lol)

Samantha crushing it in the wardrobe dept as per usual

I like this new DA so much more than mccoy. Sorry not sorry.

I haven’t been paying too much attention to what’s going on (surprise) BUT, wtf does this case have to do with the grand jury that was taking place at the beg of the ep? With the girl all “he doesn’t know I’m here, right?” like, that girl was the murder vic? Or am I on crack? What is the connection?!

Uugggh… saaaammm my baby just needs a HUUUGGG

Okay, im actively not watching Toronto, see ya in an hour for svu.

Starting off with some personal, at home comfort. This is what we’ve been asking for forever (now give us rollisi at home pls).

OHHH GOD WHY ARE WE ALREADY BACK TO THE MADDIE SHIT FFS.

“I googled you”

Oh booooyyy are we in for it now. HOW MUCH DOES NOAH KNOW?! CAUSE LORD KNOWS HE PROBABLY FELL DOWN A PIT OF NEWS ARTICLES.

NO

WHY

WE DO NOT NEED TO BRING WL BACK TO THIS SHIT LET US HAVE SOME PEACE PLS.

Okay so we finally did get noah discovering where he came from. Woof.

Olivia kinda sucks at parenting sometimes. Like… he’s a kid, he’s an *adopted* kid who already knows about gramma Sheila and ellie… he’s gonna be curious, he’s gonna wonder, also what kid HASN’T snooped through their parents private things? Like yeah it’s not ideal… it’d be best for him to ask you a question and you slowly reveal into things or whatever but we all know she just would’ve shut him down right away anyways.

Lowkey love those heart lights in noahs room, ngl.

I’m not gonna lie. If it was olivia I’d be more concerned about him knowing/reading about William lewis and all the shit that went down than finding out johnny d was his dad…

You know what I think? I think this would be a great time to call you bestie amanda and have her over for a bottle of wine while you talk this through and see what jessie knows about her dad/how amanda’s gonna approach that. Also like, does billie just think sonny’s her dad or does she know? LOL. But will that happen? Obviously not.

Okay you know what, carisi is the second best bet so I’ll take this.

Olivia really needs to catch a fucking break

Carisi you sit like a whore. But we already knew that.

Is there not a way to trace this call? Or like, I know the phone is about to die but like…find my iphone even works on dead phones…use the stepmoms phone rn to find out where she is. Easy fix. Use your brains.

Man… parents on these shows are always so fucking trusting of their kids and they think they know everything about them. Like...what world are we living in?

Awweeee lil carisi back in cop mode!

Girl… you barely looked in that one, that’s not clear

Me: where do I know this actor playing the step mom from?

Checks imbd: ah. She’s been on svu as a diff character before. Of course.

We love a good parent who immediately offers up all their money to pay ransom of their kids bff with no question.

I swear to god it wasn’t raining 5 seconds ago.. I get that these are likely filmed on diff days but that really came outta nowhere

Olivia’s drenched and velasco’s barely wet… wtf lol

Oh god she’s really about to go feral isn’t she?  Like, even velasco’s nervous af.

That’s exactly what I knew he was gonna say. Like, liv should’ve just said she was dead.

Okay what about the other three perps? Where are they?

JESUS FUCK. Velasco… be mean to me. yell at me.. degrade me. jfc.

Okay I love that when she told Velasco to put the perp in her car he was all “uh… that a good idea boss?” kinda unsure thing but as soon as she started going feral he was just all “yup. Okay. I know how to do this.” And was totally on board. That’s my boi

“youre lucky im not in IAB anymore” damn right bitch.

That’s a cozy ass looking sweater liv has on and I want it

He already knows about ellie…why are we starting there?

I can’t wait until this conversation sparks a “hey… can we go see grama Sheila? Is she still sick?” and liv THEN has to explain that gramma Sheila is in fact in JAIL because she kidnapped him

Okay… that episode was honestly really good. It was a nice balance of the at home/personal lives and the case.

OC time.

Pls god have a last time on cause I do not remember what was happening… baby bro joe was doing heroine? That’s all I remember

Is this his apartment or elliots apt? it looks similar but also I like it better lol.

Bernie is a blessing to this show.

Elliot all “an intervention?” as if they didn’t host one for him like two years ago?

Also I JUST watched the ep with Muncy’s brother this week and that actor is baby boy joe stabler so this is throwing me off.

Is this an apt or a hotel? CAUSE ITS GORGEOUS!! HOW TF ARE THESE STABLER MEN AFFORDING THIS SHIT IN NYC?!

 “we don’t do that…” jet. Another fucking legend on this show

SO glad Bell’s back.

Clearly im not paying attention to this ep in case anyone’s wondering (and yes, it is because it’s a stabler ep…)

Leave it to stabler to be there less than 5 mins before beating someone

OH MY GODDDDD BELL LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD IN THAT BLUE SHIRT

Thank god bell had bobby with her cause homegirl had a cane last week, there’d be no way she should be on a foot chase rn. Lol

Omg jet and bobby UC yet AGAIN. I fucking love it.

Jet being absolutely the person that likely annoys the hell outta her, love that. 

[pesterloglog]

Jade Harley, Roxy Lalonde

Act 6, page 6291-6297

JADE: excuse me but did you just "laugh your ass off" at me under your breath

ROXY: ummm

ROXY: yea

ROXY: maybe

JADE: :|

JADE: i fail to see what is so amusing

ROXY: u do

ROXY: seriously?

JADE: .....

JADE: ok i guess the situation is a little funny because of this absurd folder

JADE: and the fact that i woofed at you probably didnt help either

JADE: but im not here to share a good laugh over the old ladys sense of design or her penchant for scrapbooking!

JADE: i am here to make sure that you do as youre told

ROXY: ugh

JADE: now take the file and review your assignment

ROXY: i already looked at it

ROXY: its dumb and impossible and i aint cooperating w her regardless!

JADE: yes you will

ROXY: can we change the subject

JADE: no

ROXY: arent you jakes grandma

JADE: thats what he told me when we were pen pals

JADE: but i think its more accurate to say im his alternate universe biological daughter

ROXY: oh

ROXY: that clears that up then

JADE: yes, it does :p

JADE: now take the damn folder

ROXY: so alt grannydaughter english

ROXY: whyre u part dog + evil lookin

JADE: DO NOT CALL ME THAT!!!

ROXY: what

JADE: my surname is harley not english

JADE: but you may refer to me as jade, or ma'am if you are feeling especially nervous and deferential

JADE: which as it turns out is the way you should be feeling about me, ALWAYS >:B

ROXY: LOL!!!

JADE: lol WHAT

ROXY: jade i am in no way buying that ur normally this pompous and tyrannical

ROXY: the shtick rly doesnt suit you its so obvious

ROXY: why you doin the batterhags tacky bidding anyway

ROXY: she got you under an xtra terrestrial fish spell or

JADE: SILENCE!!!!!!

ROXY: OOF!

JADE: open the file

ROXY: mrphmmphumph

JADE: OPEN IT!

ROXY: fine :(

ROXY: ok i opened it

ROXY: hey look its the same shit as before

ROXY: im supposed to make this weird knobbly spike ball appear out of nothin

JADE: yes

ROXY: ok got it

ROXY: let me give it a shot then

ROXY: ...

ROXY: welp still impossible

ROXY: what now maam??

JADE: it is not impossible

ROXY: is 2

JADE: you are the rogue of void

JADE: dont you know what that means?

ROXY: i dunno

ROXY: means i can turn invisible and stuff?

ROXY: like the blonde in that crappy superhero quartet

JADE: it means a lot more than that

JADE: your true powers are more impressive than those of anyone else in your crappy quartet

JADE: in fact i would say they are almost as cool as mine >:)

ROXY: not sure the ability to make weird spikeballs outta nothin is all that cool tbh

JADE: not just spikeballs!

JADE: imagine that your title is roughly synonymous with "one who steals nothing"

JADE: what do you think it means to be able to steal nothing?

ROXY: it means

ROXY: im like a shitty cat burglar who sucks at her job?

JADE: WRONG

JADE: it means just the opposite

JADE: it means you can steal the essence of nothingness from something

JADE: you can rob nothingness from an idea if you put your mind to it

JADE: effectively allowing you to conjure virtually anything out of thin air

ROXY: omg

ROXY: u cant be serious

ROXY: that is way too much superpower 4 a dork like me 2 have

JADE: grrrrr...

ROXY: oh no

ROXY: pls dont growl @ me dogjade

ROXY: is legit frightening :(

JADE: im sorry, but your remarks of self deprecation made me very angry

JADE: once i was even more of a dork than you

JADE: but now i am one of the most powerful beings who has ever existed

JADE: i dont want to hear any whining about what you think you cant do

JADE: you are hereby under strict orders from myself and her condescension to "clam up" and conjure that orb, do you understand?

ROXY: so im just supposed to

ROXY: sit here and think about this ugly ball

ROXY: and twiddle my fingers or somethin

ROXY: ?

JADE: you tell me

JADE: space is my racket, not void

ROXY: maybe it would help if i knew what the dang thing WAS

ROXY: how am i supposed to steal the nonexistence from a concept when the concept only exists in my mind as "ugly ball"

JADE: its called the matriorb

JADE: it is the key to resurrecting the troll race

JADE: once you create it the empress will hatch it on an uninhabited planet located beyond the reach of her cruel employer

JADE: there her people will have another chance to thrive without the ever looming threat of extinction that comes with his influence

JADE: so you see roxy, there is nothing noble about refusing to help

JADE: once an entire alien race went extinct because of a terrible monster, and you can help give them a second chance

JADE: dont you want that?

ROXY: um

ROXY: in theory sure i guess

ROXY: but ur basically asking me to bring a lot of people back to life so they can be slaves to that witch

ROXY: u want me to help make all these fresh new trolls but then just turn em over to her? like here you go have fun SNORKELBITCH MEGAHITLER

ROXY: i do not actually think i wanna do that??

JADE: yes fair enough, but heres the other thing...

JADE: if you dont i am going to kill you

ROXY: oh noes

JADE: oh yesses!

JADE: a literal plurality of yesses

JADE: seeing as you are a god tier it is very likely you will come back to life

JADE: so i can just keep killing you over and over a different way each time

JADE: maybe i will disembowel you a few times

JADE: i will not even need to use my sharp doggy teeth!

JADE: i will just snap my fingers and your delicious guts will teleport outside your body

ROXY: ew!

JADE: no way more like yum

JADE: i will just keep on killing you again and again

JADE: until you finally get tired of dying and follow your orders

ROXY: maaan

ROXY: evil jade is sucky jade

JADE: i believe you will find i am the suckiest jade there is

JADE: now we are going to be here in this cell for as long as it takes

JADE: i am not going anywhere until you try doing your voidey thing and make something appear

JADE: is that understood?

ROXY: blehhhh

ROXY: fine

ROXY: why u gotta be so awful jade

ROXY: really putting a cramp on us makin choice new friends w each other

ROXY: oh well here goes

ROXY: all twiddlin my fingers and such

ROXY: busting out tha MAJYYXXX! prayin up a storm to the holy wizardchrist they aint fake...

ROXY: alright check it

ROXY: one jank ass space egg coming up

ROXY: ABRACA HAPPEN!

ROXY: this is not a space egg

JADE: no, its not

ROXY: balls

ROXY: guess i effed up my void spell

ROXY: what is this thing

JADE: thats a perfectly generic object

ROXY: its perfectly generic?

JADE: yes

ROXY: dunno about that

ROXY: looks like a green cube to me

ROXY: with like

ROXY: slightly beveled corners

JADE: thats what a perfectly generic object is

ROXY: couldnt something theoretically be more generic than this

JADE: how

ROXY: um

ROXY: i dunno

JADE: exactly

ROXY: :\

JADE: if you want your powers to reach their full potential youre going to need to become more familiar with the fundamental building blocks of ideas and how they translate into more complicated thoughts and forms

JADE: then it becomes a simple matter of using your abilities to snatch those concepts from unreality

ROXY: sounds too hard

ROXY: better start killing me repeatedly and get it over with

JADE: we both know you dont think its too hard, you think it sounds like an interesting challenge

ROXY: dammit!

ROXY: (fucken jakes wily bitch ass grandma)

JADE: this is a very good start though

JADE: with a little practice im sure our empress will have her orb in no time

ROXY: well at least i know i can make a whole lot of these boring cubes if all else fails

ROXY: hey maybe ill build a sick fort outta them

ROXY: hehehe jade tell me that wouldnt be so baller

JADE: it would be fairly baller

ROXY: fyeah

JADE: keep trying for that orb though

JADE: i will return in a while to review your progress

JADE: and remember, dont get any funny ideas

ROXY: but p much all my ideas are funny

JADE: i mean dont try to escape!

JADE: even if you are invisible i will be able to track you down instantly

JADE: my sense of smell is very good

JADE: now if youll excuse me i have some business to attend to

ROXY: what business

JADE: i am still trying to locate my brother

JADE: but im having trouble picking up his scent

JADE: hes using his windy powers to obscure the trail and its giving me fits

ROXY: windy powers eh

ROXY: who is your bro?

JADE: woof!!!

JADE: i mean shoosh :x

JADE: that is enough questions from you

JADE: now i believe you have a space egg to conjure

ROXY: (mumble mumble egg mumble shove it grumble)

JADE: what?

ROXY: (mumble mutter my fat ass)

JADE: farewell roxy