#ughh i love my cousin but like dude

[positively-patroclus]

so i do the gay wrist flop (i have since i was little—i like how it feels) and i did it in front of my mildly homophobic cousin and he made fun of me saying i was saying that he “slays” and just how has this boy not realized when i look like a stereotypical femme lesbian

[baekhvuns]

this is late mihane mihane

MISS UNIVERSE OH YES BABY i mean how could she not? How could she not be the miss universe? THOSE PRETTY EYES, THOSE LUSH PLUMP LIPS, HIGH CHEEKBONES she wasn't made...she was ARCHITECTED! (idc if it's not a word-) oh and i realized tht the second actress, who is a marvelous dancer was the mc of hum aple hai koaun HOW COULD I BE SO STEWWPIDD! really a shakespare play?...tht just made it better.

NOOOO *ugly crying* you are right i missed that i thought they were just playing and messing around BRUH THEY PREDICTED THE FUTURE their manifesting game is high in negative things, bring it down a notch.

no no no don't even talk about tht movie. the scene where the main actress says, "Ever since you've joined the army, it's like you're trying to distance yourself from me." ... i can't. i can't even-

....eh? they are. the actress is Deepika right? ofc ik her my cousin has a huge crush on her ever since he saw tht one movie where she stars with vin deisel. but this just makes it even better bcz come on, WE GET THE COUPLES WE'RE THRIVING FOR! INDIAN INDUSTRY BE MAKING OUR DREAMS COME TRUE! ooh same director. you gotta tell me which movie did they first meet at.

dude fr. When i tell you i read the little synopsis of the movie i was ..... perplexed. Because goddamm a sting operation?? just for the sexuality? what is wrong with people?? If i ever went to hell imma tell satan to bring those cruel creatures to where i am and i'll show them what 'hell' truly is.

AHHHH NOOO ATEEZ + BODY RYTHMM I FOUND MY NEXT DREAM 😭😭😭😭nah ur right that rawness of ateez, and just hopes and dream...and a boat, True those were the days man. I mean i started stanning them when i heard illusion (its underrated af idk why people don't like it??) and then i stumbled upon those beautiful masterpieces ughh i would sell my soul just to hear those amazing songs once again for the first time.

aww ill always be here, also ik we're like in the whole Yunho era can i just...

thnk u hv a nice day/night/evening *runs away*

no worries! take your time!

RIGHT THISE PRETTY EYES AND THOSE LIPS SHE IS SO GOD DAMN FINE IM VERY MUCH OBSESSED WITH HER SHE REALLY WAS ARCHITECTEDRHWJ (fun fact! all the movies that director has made even the ones deepika starts in, the directors first choice was always miss world 🤲🏻 BUT SHE NEVER IS AVAILABLE) the second actress is oh omg she is so stunningly talented like miss girl rULED 😭😭😭

NO BC WHEN I SAW THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME LIKE THSE MF MANIFESTED THAT INTO THEIR LIVES???? i wish the second actress got a love interest so bad 😭😭😭 some actual nice guy 😭😭

NO RIGHT AND WHEN HE WAS TALKING TO HIS FRIEND HE SAID “i’ll come back, either wrapped in the flag or with the…” 😭😭😭😭 SCREAM CRIED AT THE LAST SONG SCENE LIKE HOW DO U PUT THIS MUCH PAIN INTO 3 MINUTES OF THE SONG

they are! honestly her in that vin diesel movie, she was so incredibly fine, ahead of her time actually !! THEY REALLY MAKING THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE WITH THE WAY THEY FALL IN LOVE ???? those twts about “i could never be a actor bc id fall in love” and they fall in love on set,, oKAY they first met at the movie ram leela (romeo and juliet with a mafia twist!) he saw her later in 2014 (when that movie was gonna film) at an award show where she won an award and he was the one presenting it to her and he just kind fell on spot <3

AND THE WAY IT WAS FUCKING BASED ON AN IRL STORY??? A STING OPERATION JUST FOR THAT??? vile. no ur so right, when i die one day will come back to haunt ppl like this on purpose,,, im sorry but like this is beyond me,, A STING OPERATION OVER SOMEONES SEXUALITY??

right??? treasure had such rawness, like one mic, 8 dreams and a song,,, to be in those simpler times and to ACTUALLY hear their voices blend in w songs like i be missing that so terribly, illusion is so underrated!!!! honestly wave’s entire album is ngl fbwnfh BRING BACK WAVE !!!! right?? ateez’s song choices at that era were so spectacular i just wish they also go into different genres, like a versatile discography— bring back the classics 😭😭

DO NOT PLEASE. DO NOT I JUST FINISHED EDITING YUNHOS TEASER AND UR HERE DROPPING THIS MAN LIKE HE ISNT CALLING MY NAME FROM THE DRAFTS ALREADY

[zozophoenixxx]

Serotonin Booster :D 🐉

How to train your dragon edition

Here are some things I had forgotten or little details I just noticed on my rewatch, maybe even Unpopular Opinions 🤭👀

✨Race to the Edge✨

SEASON 6

I love how the twins were basically the reason Hiccup figured out that Johan was the spy

NOOO THE WAY GOTHI WENT TO TRY AND STOP STOICK FROM THROWING AWAY HER MEDICINE AND THEN GOT THROWN OFF THE CLIFF WAS SO FUNNY [ep2]

Omg that fight between Hiccup and Stoick in ep2 was crazy whenever Stoick said "I'm talking to the expert in getting duped by Trader Johan" and THEN HICCUP WAS LIKE "but I was only duped for half as long as you were. So what does that make you?"

Awww the way both Toothless and Skull-crusher were trying to get them to talk

And also Astrid being the only one that wasn't caught by the Hunters right away, she's just superior bro

I love how both of them were right - Stoick was right to not trust the merchants and Hiccup was right about Johan's plan

Toothless is actually so strong like he's not only agile and clever, I mean he just flew up to the ballista and crashed against it and destroyed it without using his Plasma Blast 😎🤩

Mala and Dagur fighting over where the Dragon Eye lenses are gonna be hidden is hilarious. Mala is so calm I love it

I got chills when Atali was like "no, Hiccup, this is my island I will defend it"

I really want to know the origin of the Wingmaidens, like where did all these women come from? How come they're still there?

I love Minden and Snotlout's relationship, the way he tried to convince her to not give up AND SHE KISSED HIM!!!

Krogan's Singetail actually cares about him

Never gonna get over Adelaide Kane voicing Mala

Also Snotlout running when the dude had the razorwhip on him LIKE HE WAS LITERALLY FLYING AND HE WAS STILL RUNNING Y'ALL HAVE TO WATCH THAT SCENE I JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE IT ITS IN EP3

Generations ago Fishlegs's ancestors were dragon hunters

The Loyal Order of Ingerman - decimated the Dramillion dragons, pushing them to the brink of extinction

Grump is amazing I love him

Dramillions - have both a lava blast and a magnesium blast. Omnivores. Still being hunted.

The Hunters were founded by Ingar Ingerman

The Dramillion trying to take the manacle off his tail🥺

And when Fishlegs threw his helmet and THEN THE HAND THING 😭🥺

I love the Dramillions they're so smart they learned how to get rid of the manacles by just looking at what Meatlug and Stormfly were doing 🥺

I just realized that the twins are 19 AND I FIND THAT ABSOLUTELY CRAZY HOW CAN THEY BE THAT OLD

I really wish we knew each of their birthdays like I wanna know which one's older and which one's younger

I feel like for some reason the twins would be the oldest ones then Fishlegs then Astrid then Snotlout and lastly Hiccup. Idk I'm still iffy on this

Most Thorstons don't make it to 19

I love the twins' relationship, they love each other so much that they would rather be alone and not form part of a clan than leave each other alone and the fact that other people know this too? Plsss like the only reason Gruffnut got them back into the fake induction trials was by telling them how bad it'd be for each other to not be part of a clan.

Titanwing Zippleback HOW DO THEY KNOW ITS A TITANWING IT LOOKS THE SAME AS THE OTHER ZIPPLEBACKS

"Ughh, what's the point of winning alone? Being a Thorston means nothing without him. We are one Thorston."

I love them and also technically Ruffnut won the induction trials.

THE LAST LENSE GOSH

Love how Fishlegs cares about global warming

I'm all Snotlout, Toothless and the Triple Stryke reacting to Mala and Dagur- I'm also Mala whenever someone tickles me I'LL KILL U

UGHHH I HATE HOW SNOTLOUT MADE HICCSTRID UNCOMFY FOR HAVING A DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIP

Astrid overthinking 🥺😭

"How would you like your yak cooked?" JSHDHHA

bro I love how both Tuff and Toothless noticed the betrothal necklace

"So want to deliver some scrap metal?" Hiccup baby? Why are you so oblivious?

At least he asked her if she was alright in the armorwing's island 😩

No but if I was Astrid I'd be pissed too, the dude saw a dragon eye lens from far way and didn't notice her betrothal necklace? 🙂😤

No I can't that scene was too harsh to watch, I mean I loved to see Hiccup noticing something was wrong with Astrid but then the way Astrid compared their relationship to Mala and Dagur's and then threw him the betrothal necklace... And the way he caught it too I can't- 😭😞😖😭😓🤧

Seeing the twins trying to capture Mala was hilarious JAHDHDHHSHA

I love how when they're fighting Astrid's still there for him whenever he's expected to have all the answers. She ignored her anger and went over to him and grabbed his hand and that single thing was what gave him confidence in a moment of panic 🥺

"I'm with you"

"I know"

That final Hiccstrid scene in Mi Amore Wing was just too perfect, we have Hiccup grabbing Astrid's hand to bring her outside and talk to her, the sunset in the background, every little thing Hiccup told her about being there for her and loving her with everything he had and that he should've noticed the necklace right away AND THEN THAT KISS WAS JUST AMAZING❗️❗️❗️ it was passionate and sweet and Astrid was blushing and then Fishlegs was all uncomfortable and Mala was like "okaaayyyyy😏" and Dagur like "alrighhtttt👌🏼" ig the only thing I didn't like is that Astrid didn't say I love you back 😭 but it's ok cause yk she does I just wished she had said it.

Baby razorwhips love the water

Tuffnut named the baby razorwhip that bonded with Ruffnut, Wingnutt

Top scenes of Ruff Transition ep7

Tuffnut throwing up in Ruffnut's mouth and Ruffnut throwing up in Wingnutt's mouth just do that he could be fed- seeing the windmaiden's reactions is the best lmao

Hiccup trying to teach Ruffnut how to fly (with his dragon flight suit) and then Ruffnut losing balance but Hiccup helping her regain it BUT we still get overprotective Tuffnut jumping off of Toothless to try and help but all he did was make things worse HIS SCREAM WAS HILARIOUS nonono and the way Toothless tried to help BUT AGAIN MADE THINGS WORSE 😩😮‍💨😂

Ruffnut finally figuring out how to connect with Wingnutt and fighting the dragon hunters and saving Atali was so badass and then Atali riding Barf 😭🤩

Hiccstrid kiss count (approximately) : 6😘

The way he slightly and carefully touches her face to reassure her that he'll be fine

The Singetail's only predator is the Skrill

The Berserkers used to use metal daggers to lure Skrills into traps. The dragon is drawn to it due to its electrical properties

VIGGO JUST DID THE HAND THING THING WITH THE SKRILL WTF

If I could have any dragon it'd be in this order

Skrill - it's so badass and powerful

Nightfury - it's badass, powerful, pretty, strong and fast

Deadly Nadder - it's extremely fast and agile, has multiple attacks and the spikes

Dramillion - has multiple attacks and is very smart

Just realized that ep8 is called Triple Cross because 1st Johan crossed Viggo 2nd Viggo fake crossed Hiccup and 3rd Viggo and Hiccup crossed Johan and Kogan

That episode was basically jusr to show Viggo's arc and the way he changed for the better and learned to respect dragons

That's why the Singetails wouldn't leave in ep9 whenever they were trying tp free the Deathsong- their eggs! They're in that island.

I can't with Hiccup and Astrid sitting together just chilling but with Astrid feeling guilty and Hiccup assuring her that he was also at fault 😭

I love Narrator/Author Snotlout! The titles of the chapters of his book remind me of the ones from Pjo

Stoick and Skullcrusher acting as 1 and being worried about each other 🥺 I love their relationship

Also the way Stoick bats off the shots from the Singetails with his axe just like Astrid. They're both truly warriors

No but Toothless asking for a head scratch from Gobber bc he's worried abt both Hiccup and Stoick🥺

The way Toothless tried to make Hiccup feel better- I mean the man blamed himself for putting Stoick in "his deathbed" it was just so awful seeing Hiccup in that state and the way everyone was trying to make him feel better but it was ultimately Astrid who managed to get through to him😭

I love it when they put scenes of the movies

I love how Astrid always knows what to say without lying

Looks like it's you and me, then.

Always... was that corny or-

Probably. Nice, though.

The way Astrid is so natural at being a leader and putting everyone on their places 🤩

That lil moment they had in ep12 where he holds her face and thanks her for everything and I just love them too much 😭

I love how Spitelout is so happy when he's beating ass, this dude literally goes "I'm sure I've had more fun than this. But at the moment, I can't remember when"

Have I mentioned I love the Dramillions before? I love them way too much they're amazing and the sound they make is so 😩 I love it

The Dramillion is a distant cousin of the Changewing which means the Titanwing Dramillion shares the de-cloaking ability with its subspecies.

Stormfly's spine clone was literally so badass, my girl was surrounded and she finished every single dragon flyer with it. Badass move. Wish we had seen it more throughout the series

It really pissed me off that Hiccup had to choose between getting Tuff, Ruff and Snotlout out of that sinking ship when he could've been following Krogan. Like ofc it was the right decision but that wouldn't have happened if the twins and Snotlout didn't follow Gruff into the ship :/

I love how strong Barf and Belch are! They literally carried the a Titanwing Dramillion on their own.

That scene when they figured out that the Titanwing Dramillion is not the King of Dragons but instead the last piece of the puzzle to get to the King of Dragons

When the Wingmaidens got to the battle it was amazing

Also the way Dagur was so proud that the King of Dragons was a Berserker and how Ruff was so excited to see Wingnutt and Snotlout to see Minden🥺

THEY REALIZED THAT BBYS AREN'T AFFECTED BY THE KING OF DRAGONS BC OF THE BABY RAZORWHIPS

that last Hiccstrid Scene where Hiccup is worried about Astrid's safety- I mean his face 🥺🥺🥺 and she told him that his dad would be proud and that she's proud too and when she was about to leave he held her back and kissed her 😭😭

Ik I said this before but I simp for Astrid as a leader, she's just so natural at it

Also I love how the King of Dragons has ice powers instead of fire

WAIT SO IS THE EGG THAT HICCUP FINDS IN THE FINALE THAT THEY GIVE TO VALKA IS THAT THE KING OF DRAGONS THAT VALKA CARES FOR IN HTTYD2?!!

Valka being friends with the Wingmaidens sits absoluteky right with me

no but the way Toothless hesitated when Hiccup told him to leave him and get the egg

I love how all the dragons arrived to fight the dragon flyers, it was just so poetical to me, the dragons finally getting to fight the people that hurt them 🤩

I FINISHED IT AND NOW I'M SAD!!! I loved the end tho and I'm glad we got to see Shattermaster at Dagur's wedding, also Astrid's outfit change- we love that. And them leaving the edge is just so sad bro 😭but I love how we got to see some "insight" ig u could call it on HTTYD2 😭 also seeing Snotlout and Fishlegs's love for Ruffnut start forming was hilarious

[midoriyaizukustan-inactive]

Okay so dad for one is always a theory I like to read about because the irony BUT I really can’t help but think about Nana and Inko being related. Idk how bc I know nothing about the timeline but like they have very similar quirks?? They look similar??? Same hairstyle??.? Like maybe that’s why All Might was drawn to Midoriya in the first place because he’s his old master’s nephew or cousin or something

BROO HOLYS HIT YOURE RIGHT OH MY GOD,,,,OH MY GOD

THIS WOULD MEAN MIDO AND SHIGARAKI ARE RELATED SOMEHOW TOO OHHHHHHHHH

OH DUDE I LOVE YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS OH MY GOD

FORGET WHATEVER THE FUCK HISASHI IS UP TO LET’S LOOK AT INKO’S SIDE OF THE FAMILY HOLY SHIT??? THE POTENTIAL,,,OH MY GOD

i imagine nana would be like her great aunt/aunt depending on how old inko is/how old nana’s siblings mightve been,,,and just OH HO HO bro the potential here ughh this is so fuckign GOOD

could you imagine when they find out. like inko busts out some photo albums while toshi is over to like make polite but fun conversation and he spittakes when he sees nana just chilling in some of the photos hes like “HELLO???” “what??” and he explains and just HHHH

heroism runs in the mido blood it seems,,,

HMMMMMM

oh god and shigaraki finding out,,,bro his interactions w mido could be so interesting after that hhhh DUDE this is fucking genius oh my god. oh my god. you are a god, inspired, an intellectual,

[littlesparklight]

1/3 Google just recommended me an article called "K*lo R*n is a better villain than Darth Vader", I opened the article on my PC (so I could adblock it) just to make sure it wasn't a joke. Apparently "K*lo R*n* is a complex, dynamic, and evolving character", while "Darth Vader plays a role, not a character". I just... can't. EVEN if you pretend that Vader is a one dimensional villain, K*lo is a whiny, entitled grown ass man who still blames his (OOC) family at the tender age of 30 something.

2/3 I’m so sick of people acting like K*lo is such a “"complex”“ character. Not only did they have to ruin the OT characters to give him a sob story, having shitty parents doesn’t excuse becoming a fucking fascist and murderer, its not even groundbreaking or interesting and his "inner conflict” has been done before and better. I feel like most of the fanboys losing their shit over Crylo are dudes who still blame mommy and daddy for their misgivings.  3/3 They love shitting on PT Anakin for being “whiny”, but at least he had plenty of reasons to be “”“whiny”“”, Crylo is as nuanced as any OC from an edgy adolescent (I would know, I was an edgy teen once). I just… ughhh ughh UGHH!!!!!! Fuck these goddamn shitty movies (Sorry for constantly coming to your ask box to vent, btw, but I don’t know where else to go >.

Hey, it’s okay anon! I might not have too much to say because Kylo Ren as he is leaves me utterly uninterested (I’m… more interested in the AU  possibility of Ben Solo, being a non-shitty person. Especially Ben Solo with three younger siblings~ (and, later as applicable, two cousins).)Though I do think a lot of people who like Kylo aren’t just fanboys - I mean, Reylo is very popular, as well as other ships involving him. The villain will always have a draw (and if there was some more interesting work done with Kylo, if he wasn’t… what he is… he could probably have been interesting), but lol. As if he’s more interesting than Vader. Like, no, OT only he’s not a very complex villain as such, but add the PT and we have a rich tapestry of (actual) tragedy along with the bad decisions.

Hope you feel a little better now!       

[artificialqueens]

Undisclosed Desires (chapter two) (Pearlet) - Blue Seydoux

AN: Hello, lovelies! Thank you for everyone who took the time to read my fic, it means a lot. This chapter is quite longer and happier but the next one will be quite angsty. Feedback is much appreciated! I hope you’ll enjoy it x

Violet woke up the next day and lied there inside her bed, smiling idiotically to herself until a voice interrupted her daydreams.

-Good morning, darling!

She turned to her side to face her husband and stroked his cheek with her thumb.

-Mmm, good morning, Max.

Max moved closer to Violet and started caressing her thigh. He placed a soft kiss on her lips.

-I missed you yesterday.

-Me too, baby. You know how it is this time of year at work, it’s been crazy. I’m gonna go brush my teeth and wash my face, okay?

Violet went to the bathroom and took extra time inside with her daily hygiene routine. When she came back to the master bedroom, her face fell seeing Max still lying there on the bed. She was hoping to avoid spending any time with him that morning, partly because she couldn’t face him with her guilty conscience, partly because she wasn’t especially in the mood to have sex with him if he wanted to, that soon after being with Matt.

-Come here, he whispered to her.

Max started kissing her softly again, lying on top of her. He soon began grinding his hips, rubbing his dick to her.

-Uum, baby? Joshua might be awake. Maybe it’ll be best if we check on him first?

-We’ll be quiet, said Max while biting her neck.

Violet sighed, closed her eyes, and imagined Matt being the one moving inside and outside of her.

Coming into the workplace, Violet entered Matt’s office to deliver to him a couple of papers to sign when someone wolf-whistling interrupted her. She turned around and found a young guy sitting lazily at the back of the room, grinning at her.

-Uum hi?

-Hey, there, beautiful.

-Can I help you with something?

At that moment, Matt entered the room, saw Violet and smiled tenderly at her.

-Good morning, Violet.

-Hey, Matt, she smiled back. I got you the papers for Mr. Charles to sign, they’re on your desk.

-Thank you, Matt said and continued staring at her and smiling.

-Well, thanks for ignoring me, guys, huffed the young guy indignantly.

Matt rolled his eyes and introduced him.

-Violet, this is Brian, my cousin. His parents sent him to spend this week here in the city so he’s staying with me. He’s going to college here in a few months..graphic design.

-And as you can see, Matt can’t waaaait to spend the week, seven days, day and night, with me.

-Yes, I caaaan’t wait.

Violet was amused by the weird interaction between the cousins and chose not to probe into it. She smiled at Brian and talked to him politely.

-Well, it’s nice meeting you, Brian. It’s a really nice area to live in. There are so many artists showing their work here, you’re going to love it.

Brian smirked at Violet and talked in an exaggerated voice while sighing.

-If only I had a beautiful woman that can take me out and show me around!

Before Matt could tell Brian to fuck off, Violet smirked back at Brian and said, I’ll put my husband to sleep at 9. Call me!

Violet winked at him and went back to her office while Matt was fuming at the interaction.

-I like her! exclaimed Brian.

The rest of the week continued down that path with Brian flirting with Violet and Violet giggling and playing along with everything he says while Matt rolled his eyes at them. He got frustrated with everything Brian did especially that, since his arrival, he did not have not one alone moment with Violet all week.

By the end of the week, Matt was missing Violet so much, he counted the minutes till Brian traveled back home.

-Dude, I totally jerked off to Violet’s picture of her in that swimsuit. Have you seen it? She looks so hot. She looks like Bettie Page!

-You’re sick, Matt was completed disgusted with his cousin. Man, you’re really sick. And how do you have a picture of her?

-I added her on facebook!

Brian got his phone out and started scrolling through Violet’s pictures and showing them to Matt.

-She’s sooo gorgeous, no wonder you’re mad I’m here.

-What do you mean? questioned Matt.

-Uuh, nothing! I’m going to go to her office now! I asked her to make me a list of people she knows that can help me find apartments I can rent. We’re going out during her lunch break too, she’s taking me to this French bistro, La Petite Mort..her treat since it’s my last day here!   

And with that, Brian got out, closed the door, leaving Matt all alone and furious. Not only has he not talked properly to Violet for a whole damn week, nor had they had any intimate moment, but Brian is the one that gets to spend time with her and hang outside of the office while Matt is not allowed to. Great. Just great.

The second week rolled around and Matt could not be more thankful that he finally got rid of Brian. 

Violet was in her office in front of the mirror, fixing herself up before going to see Matt, when her cellphone started ringing. 

-Hey, Max. What is it, darling?

-Violet, I forgot to tell you at home that you should ask for a few days off of work for this week! We’re traveling for Naomi and Kim’s wedding..remember?

-But I don’t want to go, Max. They’re your friends, not mine! I barely know these people.

-Oh come on, darling. It’ll be fun! You rarely take days off work. We can have a honeymoon of our own there.

Violet had missed Matt for a whole week because of Brian and in no way was she planning on extending that period because of people she rarely saw a few times a year. The prospect of having Max in a far away place was so good to pass up too, she had to resort to another tactic.

-Baby, we can’t leave Joshua with anyone here for this many days, and I’m not making him travel with us when he’s still so young. He hasn’t had all of his vaccines yet! I can’t risk that.

-Violet, aren’t you being a little bit irrational here? Parents travel with their babies all of the time.

-Well, not my baby! The thought of him catching anything when we’re so far away from his doctor…I just can’t.

-Ughh fiiine, fine. Max laughed. I guess you’re really not that into Kim and Naomi, and there’s no changing your mind. I’ll go by myself then. It’ll be cool to catch up with people from my old school. Well, have a nice day, darling. See you at home.

-Bye, baby. See you.

Violet turned off her phone and breathed a sigh of relief. She rushed to Matt’s office to tell him the good news.

-Matt, Max called and he-whoaaa.

-What?! Don’t you dare start on me! It hurts!

Violet started giggling at the sight of Matt with a newly pierced nose.

-Are you having an early midlife crisis, Matthew James Lent?

-Please, just don’t tease me about it. I regretted it the second I got it made.

-Were you really that jealous of an 18 year old boy?!

-You didn’t see him as a “boy” when you started taking him out on dates!

-I was just being nice! He’s your cousin!

-It was so niiice of you to flirt with him all week. Thank you so much, Violet.

-Wake up, Matt! Brian’s gay! It is so obvious I don’t know how you haven’t noticed that. I’m sure all that flirting was to taunt you since all you do is stare at my ass all day! Or because he’s bored around here and just wanted to mess around. If you wanted my attention, you didn’t have to go to such extreme measures, you idiot.

Violet giggled at that, approached Matt and started inspecting his septum ring at different angles. 

-You know what? It’s kinda hot…It’s really hot.

Violet licked Matt’s lips then French kissed him briefly.

-Keep it.

Violet backed away and sat on the chair across Matt’s desk while he sat too, too taken aback by Violet’s kiss. She had never kissed him during working hours, and it surprised him that she broke one of her own rules.

-Anyway, Max called me and he’s taking like 4 or 5 days off of work this week and traveling. His friends are getting married.

Matt grinned widely at that.

-Can I then stay with –?

-No.

Matt pouted his lips but knew it best not to argue with Violet right now but tested the waters with something else.

-I went to the office of DOG magazine for the advertisement pages there. And guess what? They asked me if I knew anyone who has a Shiba Inu dog. I told them that I do, so they want Honey aaand me to be in the photoshoot spread for the upcoming issue! They’re going to take pictures of us this week, on Thursday!

-Oooh Honeyyy is so cute! It’ll look adorable!

-Why don’t you come?

-Huh?

-Come see me with Honey! Bring Joshua too! Honey loves playing with kids!  

-I don’t know, Matty. If someone sees us..why would I be spending time outside of work with my boss?

-We could make it out like we bumped into each other! You were taking Joshua out to the park, and I was with my dog doing the shoot, and these little two munchkins met and couldn’t be separated! Your husband is going to be out of the country too! Come on, pumpkin. Please say yes. It’s going to be innocent anyway..just a stroll down the park.

Violet started thinking about it, not looking at Matt.

-Pumpkin, a one year old boy isn’t going to rat me out, Matt giggled.

-One and a half, Violet said absentmindedly.

-Pleaaase?

Violet looked at Matt and nodded.

-I suppose a walk around the park wouldn’t cause any problems.

-Yes!! You don’t know how much I missed you, and I really want to meet your son.

Violet smiled.

-I’ve missed you a lot too. Alright, I’m going back to my office..I can’t wait for Thursday, baby.

The week rolled around uneventful until Wednesday when Max traveled. Thursday after work, Violet picked up Joshua from daycare and started walking down the streets to where the shoot was going to be while holding her son’s hand.

She arrived at the address Matt has told her about and as soon as they reached, Joshua yelled out, DOGGIIIIIEEEEEEEE, and started jumping up and down. Matt looked up and grinned widely at Violet, mouthing a Hi to her. Violet did not want to interrupt the shoot, so she stayed back watching Matt and Honey while trying to calm down her son. The photographers wanted to take a few pictures of Matt looking serious, but he couldn’t help smiling every few seconds, blushing every time he caught Violet’s eye. The shoot was soon over and Matt walked towards Violet and Joshua, pleased and excited that Violet agreed to this outing. As soon as he was near, Joshua let go of his mom’s hand and ran towards Matt, squealing, hugging Honey and petting him. Honey got too excited and started to jump but Matt caught Joshua in time before the dog got too close and knocked him over.

-Hey, there, little fella! I’m Matt! This is my friend Honey! Matt said while pointing at his dog. Do you wanna come with us to the park?

-Doggie, doggie, ahhh!

-That’s a yes, then, alright, Violet giggled and extended her arms for Matt so he can hand her her son.

Matt looked at their reflection on a car window; Violet was gorgeous as always, holding her son who was tugging at her hair with his little hands. Violet removed his hands, told him No firmly then kissed his tiny hands and smiled. Matt was close behind them. He looked at the portrait on the glass and smiled. They’d make a cute family, he thought.

Matt walked Honey to the park with Violet right next to him while she was holding Joshua’s hand who kept on pointing at Honey and babbling incoherently. There, they let Joshua pet Honey as much as he wanted then got icecream and sat on the grass. It was a beautiful day to be out and Violet felt so at ease being with the people she loved the most. Matt rented out a kite to entertain Joshua then bought bread for them to feed the ducks at the lake.

A couple of hours passed and Violet got ready to go home.

-Joshua, say bye to Uncle Matt and Honey!

-Nooooo!

-Baby, we have to go home. You have to shower and have dinner. Come on, say bye, you’ll see them again soon.

-Nooooooooooooooo!

Violet turned around to face Matt.

-Oh god, I hope he doesn’t throw a tantrum! He usually listens to me, but I guess he’s still very excited, we don’t have pets at home.

-Do you want me to come over?

Violet froze.

-I mean, we could put Honey out in the garden. He’ll eat while looking at him from the window or something. It’ll appease him that the dog is still with him, he’ll shower quickly.

-Mmm..you know what, yeah, fuck it. All of our neighbors are old too and stay inside their houses. Come on, let’s get it over with, then.

They took a cab to Violet’s house with all of them sitting in the seat behind with Matt gently putting his hand over Violet’s, making circular motions with his fingers to it occasionally, trying to soothe her. When they arrived, they placed Honey in the garden while Joshua ate a sandwich there, circling around himself..pleased that the dog is still with them. To get him distracted with another thing, Violet took them to the garage so they could paint a bit.

Inside, Violet motioned to Matt to come over and opened a closet to show him her paintings. He went through the canvases in awe and looked at her proudly.

-Vi, these are so beautiful. Really. What are these in the corner?

-Thank you. Oh, these are from my Klimt phase. I tried to paint like him when I first started cause I’m talentless like that. Violet laughed lightly. I’m not going to be bragging about these.

-I have to show you my own work! My stuff’s more comic-y though.

-I’d love that, Violet smiled.

She brought out buckets of paint, and they all sat down on the floor with a brush in their hand, each painting a part on a large white canvas. Then, Joshua got up and soaked each hand inside a bucket and yelled, WELLOOOWWW, ‘REEEEEENNNNNN. WELLOOOWWW, ‘REEEEEENNNNNN! The little boy went over Matt and placed each hand on Matt’s face, smudging the paint all over his face then tapping on his chest while babbling excitedly.

-OH MY GOD. I’m so sorry, Matt.

-It’s alright, Vi. The little guy’s just too happy today, it seems, Matt giggled.

Violet grabbed Joshua’s hands who proceeded to smudge the paint on his hands all over Violet too.

-Okay, that’s it. You’re taking a shower and going to bed. Come on, love.

Violet held Joshua closely, and they all went inside the house. Matt and Violet washed their hands and Violet bathed Joshua, tucking him inside his bed, staying with him until he fell asleep. Matt watched them from afar. Violet then lead Matt to the guest room where there was a bathroom inside and told him he could clean up there.

-I’m going to shower upstairs, Matt. I’ll be right back.

Matt raised an eyebrow, inquiring with a look if he could join her.

-No!

Violet took a quick shower then ran downstairs with only a towel wrapped around her and holding a couple of towels against her chest.

-Matt, can I come in? I totally forgot to give you any towels and I forgot to put any in the closet here. Matt?

Violet opened the door slowly and saw Matt, completely naked, completely wet, standing there, looking at her imploringly.

-I’ve missed you, pumpkin.

Before she could say anything, Matt wrapped his arms around her and kissed her passionately. He removed her towel, sat on the bed and Violet straddled him, continuing the kiss. Matt ran his fingers up and down her spine then settled on squeezing her ass. He cupped Violet’s face between his hands, sighed heavily, kissed her again, then made her lie down next to him. He started kissing her lips and neck while rubbing her clit, Violet moaned softly as she pumped his dick as well. Matt began fingering Violet while nibbling at her collarbone, licking her breasts while she quickened her strokes and increased the pressure on his length.

Violet turned to her side to get a condom from the nightstand next to the bed while Matt continued on touching her. She gave a wrapper to Matt who steadied Violet in this position, keeping her lying on one side while he rolled over the condom over his dick. He then grabbed one leg and lifted it up as he positioned himself behind her. He started rubbing his dick on her lips, not entering her just yet. After a few minutes, he teased her with the tip of it inside of her, before quickly removing it back, and resumed with just rubbing it again. Violet gasped, turned her head around, and bit his lower lip.

-Asshole.

-Oh, I didn’t know you were into anal, Vi. Do you want us to try? Matt smirked at her while kissing her neck.

-Oh god! Just shut up and —

Matt entered her suddenly, inserting all of his length inside of her. He kept it deep inside her a few seconds before circling his hips a bit then started thrusting at a quick pace while fondling her breasts.

-Oh god, Matt. Maaaattttt. Oooh god.

After a few minutes, Violet then decided to take control and pushed him aside. She then straddled Matt with her back facing him, pushed his dick inside her hole, turned around and smirked at him with half closed eyes. Violet started bouncing up and down on Matt’s dick which made her moan and give out a small cry. Matt was grunting, trying to hold back his load that was about to blow up, wanting for this to last as long as it can. He started fondling her thighs before giving them both a slap. Matt then started touching Violet’s clit again, rubbing it with his thumb. Violet alternated between bouncing on his dick, circling her hips around it, and wiggling her ass to push his dick deeper inside of her.

-Oh god, baby, you’re so hot. Oh god. Fuuuuuck. Viiiiii.

Matt then moved his hands to her sides and lied on the bed. He couldn’t take it anymore. He started thrusting upwards, while Violet kept on bouncing on him. They both started wailing until they both came. Violet collapsed on top of him then turned around so they could cuddle.

-I love you, Violet.

-I know.

Violet looked up at him and smiled. She kissed him softly and soon they fell asleep, Matt’s arms wrapped around Violet.   

A couple of hours later, both of them woke up with Violet panicking at the scene. Matt took a few minutes to calm her down, reminding her that her husband is out of town and that her son is still asleep. She laughed weakly and nervously and looked up at him.

-I’m just not used to that. You, here. It’s a bit weird, Matt.

Matt held her hands and kissed them.

-Come on, let’s take a shower, you’ll calm down.

Matt and Violet showered together then headed to the kitchen after Violet wore a button down shirt and Matt wore his boxers. He sat down at the table and pointed at a few illustrations hanging around the kitchen.

-I remember those, he smiled.

-The Erte posters I got with you in Paris, she smiled back. She wrapped her arms around him from behind and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

-I’m going to make you pancakes, Matty. I don’t feel like cooking right now. Is that alright?

-Pancakes sounds great, sweetheart.

Violet then walked over to the jukebox she set in her kitchen.

-I’ve always wanted one of these, you know. It was hard taking ahold of one still functioning and in a suitable size for the kitchen.

She then chose The Stranglers’ Golden Brown, closed her eyes for a few seconds, then turned around to look at Matt.

-I love this song so much. It reminds me of our time in Paris. Remember?

Matt got up and they were both grinning idiotically at each other, it hurt. He took her hand and twirled her around. They both started swaying to the music while holding each other. Violet was nuzzled up against his chest. She looked up at him with bright eyes and said softly,

-You make me happy.

Matt’s heart skipped a beat at that. That was the closest thing Violet has said to an I Love You. His heart was fluttering and he held back his tears. Matt stroked Violet’s hair back and kissed her forehead. He then kissed her eyelids gently when she closed them, her cheeks, and completed all of that with a kiss on her lips.

Matt and Violet danced the night away and they couldn’t be happier.   

[itwasjustmisplaced]

are you at all concerned about this new bloke? i'm like crazy paranoid about it all of a sudden?? i don't think he's actually a dingle, i think the article is badly written and he's coming in because of something to do with them and he and aaron will have A Thing. ughh i think this robron withdrawal is sending me nuts lol.

Hi. There’s more to that mirror article - a new sexy brooding male lead being brought in around September to dingle story, the mirror speculates its to break robron up. 😢 Iain’s a moron, who wants to watch them continually break up, robron were special now he’s just making them like every other cliche 😢

I’m gonna answer both of these asks in one go since well, I don’t want to do it twice. My thoughts, I honestly can’t be fussed about it right now. I mean, the article was poorly written and it was such a leap to be like ‘they are here to mess with robron’ cause everything before that was talking about the Dingles. We just need to get through one crisis at a time and if ED is really gonna bring another person into the mix to mess with Robron within year of Rebecca well then…idk what they are doing.

My first thoughts were this is gonna be a dude all the Dingle ladies fight over. Right now almost every single Dingle lady is single and they have no prospects for a new love interest. I would not be surprised if he shakes up the family cause everyone wants him. They refuse to acknowledge Charity and Debbie’s past female romances….so idk….that is where my brain first went. Unless they are another Dingle cousin but it’s never stopped them before.

[shariferworld-blog]

Friday, June 30, 2017

dude omg i love this. its actually saturday afternoon rn but i was so tired after my day yesterday i was like ill just write tmr. and i remember u asked me for the link on fb but i was out and about when i saw the message so i was gonna do it when i got home but i guess i forgot and then i remembered but when i went on i saw that u POSTED TWICE AND I DIED A LITTLE INSIDE :’). 

but yea boba guys def way overhyped. ooh i think allison got the fresca but last time i got the strawberry and matcha thing and it was good. ya the swings were at bernal heights and we were gonna go to the one on the beach like near the golden gate (youve probs seen pictures) and that place is called kirby cove but when we yelped it one of the reviews were like they cut the swing on june 17 so we were like ya nah well just go to the one at bernal heights. yaaaa bingsoo is korean snow:) and yeah the pic if also my twitter avi and we took it in a bathroom in riverside HAHAHA. i was gonna do a selfie but i realized this ones better cuz u can tell its us but also u cant rly see our faces. and the header i made clouds bc even tho we are in difference places, we are still connected under the same sky!! haa hahaaaaaa xD also bruh u eating hella good im so jealous. ur roommate sounds annoying af tho LMAO U POOR BBY. but wow the cams thats literally like a one in a million thing what are the chances.

also i realize my posts are gonna be way more boring than yours bc im here for the whole summer now that i got a job and u traveling everywhere so oops sorry HAHAH but ok friday, i woke up at 11, went to the gym at 12 and then after that i went to target cuz my mom wanted me to get a facewash for her. then i went to chipotle and got 2 of the same thing cuz i had a buy one get one free coupon that expired today so i had to use it. and then i got home and ate, then  left again to finally get my brows done after like 2 weeks of putting it off. but lowkey mad cuz i told her to just clean it up and not make it too thin AND GUESS WHAT THIS BITCH DOES......MAKES IT THIN AF GMFU. ok and then i came home and helped my mom clean the house a bit cuz we have fam coming over tmr from hong kong. and then after that i watched like 2 episodes of the fosters. wait dude what are some good shows to watch i need recommendations LMAO. and then i got boiling point with ryan and claudia. then after that we went to royal tea cuz ryan really wanted it and neither me and claudia have been so we went. and it was good cuz they have like the cheese foam and stuff. have u been the happy lemon in sj? i went to one in hong kong and then they opened on in sj last year so i went with my cousin and i literally love it so much but its just highkey far so i dont go that often, but royaltea is like across washington high so we could go. and also free boba cuz ryan bought it for me HAHAHA. and ugh i fucked up my diet yesterday cuz i told u about how im only doing the eat for 8 hours a day right? so normally i do 12-8 but depending on who i hang with/when i wake up, it could vary to like 1-9 and i did like 2-10 one day HAHAH. oops. but ya i fucked up yesterday and im not proud but it wasnt rly my fault i guess cuz i started eating at 1:30 so normally it would end at 9:30 but ryan was playing basketball until 8 and by the time we got there, waited, got seated, ordered food and everything it was alreadylate af and i thnk we left bp at 10 LOL. this was the first time i finished my boiling point tho...lilke everything including all the napa cabbage LOL cuz i was so fucking hungry by then. and then we got boba at like 1030 and i wasnt gonna get anything but then ryan offrered to buy and i was liek FUCKKK so i did it anyways but i snapped allison and she called me out for eating so late HAHA. ok and then claudia and ryan came over and we played cards and then john wanted to get weed from me so i gave him a bit and then claudia and ryan left at like 12 and i was tired so i watced 2 more episodes of the fosters in bed and went to sleep. UGHH FREMONT SO BORING 

[the-st0ryofagirl]

Happy New Year

well it wouldn't be a proper text post without an entry about Matt during the year, so what a perfect way to start the year! Literally thought, he’s the person I started 2017 of with. Hell, I’m still trying to figure out if that was a blessing or a curse. So that’s what this short story is going to be about: slicing my fingers open, pyrotechnics, a steamy hot tub, and (of course) a blow job. Before I start though I would like to point out that I got my nails done for my cousin’s wedding, I went for acrylic and they’re making this shit really hard to type in. I feel likke one of those ghetto people in skits with their nails tapping on the keys and their fingers all curled back because they’re trying to type with the balls of their fingers and not actually trying to hit every fucking key with each stroke. 

Anyways, story starts a few weeks back more like during thanksgiving break when Mat hit me up to see if I could hang out. I couldn’t so he made me promise to hang out over winter break. I really didn’t want to but he was so goddamn persistent. SO GODDAMN PERSISTENT he asked me everyday to hang out, so I was like ok whatever yeah. The first time we hung out I was awkward as fuck, honestly I’m mad at myself for being so quiet and wary. He kept trying to make a move on me and I kept my distance. I should have flirted or something...but any who, he invited his friend Josh to hang with us and so he tagged along with us on our hangout and it took out any and all intimacy there was (or I guess because of me, there wasn’t). He dropped me off home later on and I was determined to redeem myself, so I asked to hangout again and he was like sure yeah and he invited me to hang out with his friend group, but before we went we cuddled at his house and watched the warriors game. It was sweet and innocent and he would give me hugs and wrap his arms around me constantly and just hold on to me. Even when we were with his friends he would keep close to me and try to be at my side even if we were doing completely different things. We went hot tubbing with everyone and he sat next to me again and he would put his hand on my thigh in front of everyone, even if his ex girlfriend was next to me and she kept eyeing his hand and he didn't care. He dropped me off at home later that night, around 3 am to be exact...my dad almost skinned me alive. But since it was so late I was feeling extra ballsy and told him that next time we hung out I expected him to grow some balls and kiss me because that’s what I wanted to happen. He agreed and invited me to hang out with his group of friends. 

So NYE comes around and he picks me up and drives us to this chick Olivia’s house where everyone is already there. We walk in and everyone is in the kitchen trying to cut up stuff and heat shit up and whatnot so I decide to help out and start cutting up strawberries without a cutting board. I thought whatever I was doing was taking forever so I decide to cut the strawberry ON MY HAND, thus ending in me slicing not one but TWO fingers open and getting blood EVERYWHEREEEE. Ok I didn’t actually bleed on anything but whatever. After that this chick named Emily comes in and I just see her eyeing Matt and she then proceeds to call him as her partner for BP even though he was mine next, he goes with her and I was like lol ok. Something happens and they come back in before starting the game and Jeff knew I was Matt’s partner so he called me over and I was like ok lets go! But then matt was like “oh im emily’s parter” and so again I was like ok lolololOLOLOL. fInE. :))))))))) So I ended up dancing inside and when they were done it was my turn to play BP Sasha called me to be her partner and Matt saw me going to play and was like hey ill be your partner and i was like oh Sasha’s my partner, thats what you get when you ditch me. shrug. hair flip. sassy walk to BP table. Didn’t even turn around to see his reaction. After we killed at BP we went inside and played some weird card game version of never have i ever and after that we went to josh’s house to light fireworks and bitch emily tried to swoop in again when matt went to go sit down and she freaking over slipped on her own drool because she couldn't get to where he was sitting fast enough. I went to go sit with them but then it got weird bc no one was saying anything and walked over to where everyone was standing to watch the fireworks. Matt came up behind me shortly after and watched with me by my side. We were counting down the seconds for 2017 and something ended up happening and we totally missed it. I didn't even get my new years kiss lol but at least the fireworks were dope, and his arms around me were also very pleasant. After a little while i stepped off to the side to call my parents to wish them a happy new year and when i walked back Olivia and Sasha were talking about matt and some girl but i didn't know what they were talking about so i just awkwardly stood there and later realized i was intruding, but Sasha filled me in about how matt was talking to this girl that he had met on tinder and how she didn't like her because she was judgy and a bitch/hoe, she also filled me in on emily and how she didn't like her either and how matt was talking to all these girls and i was like ughh really don’t need to be hearing this right now. So we stopped talking about it and the group split up and went back to Olivia’s house but matt ended up just driving to his house and it was just the two of us. 

We decided to get into the hot tub because it was already heated and stuff and he didn’t want that to go to waste or something. We ended up getting in and we were talking and stuff, honestly I don’t even remember how it even happened but one second he was across the h-tub and the next he pulled me onto his lap and he kissed me. It was sweet and innocent enough, I’m pretty sure I had a goofy grin on my face right after too. We kissed more outside of the hot tub, while we were drying off. After that we went inside and changed into comfy clothes and started watching a movie. We cuddled for like 2 seconds before we started making out, I’m pretty sure we made out for an hour and a half and feeling up on each other, it was great. I found out neck kisses make me weak as fuck, like literally jello, weak at the knees and heavy breathing type of shit. Amazing. I do have to say thought that he tried to get me off through clitoral stimulation and it was just not doing it for me, but I sure damn did pretend it did because I didn't want him to feel bad, so I moaned and shit but damn, it was like he was trying to drill a hold into me or something, shit hurt. Half the time he wasn’t rubbing my clit, it was like the fat of my vagina. Oh well. After some more making out and grinding on each other and stuff I got down to my knees and he took to cue and took off his pants faster than you’d run out the theater if someone yelled “FIRE!!”Let me tell you something, maybe I’m just a hoe, I don’t really know, but I fucking love giving bjs. Like fuck, I don’t know what it is but they’re so much fun! I was having the time of my life while I sucked him off and he stroked my arms, my hair. He would play with the end of my braid and whisper “oh fuck yea” under his breath, he’s mormon dude, do you know how hot it was to hear him cuss? It meant that in that moment he was like “fuck my beliefs for these few seconds because all i believe in is you and that mouth right now and how it’s taking me to another world, oh fuck yea”. When he was about to come he told me to not stop and so I kept doing the thing he likes while pumping him and swallowed him whole. When we were done he was looking at me like I was some goddess sent to him from the heaven above and said “wow, where’d you learn to do that?” Oh honey, if only you knew. Let’s just say I’ve had many a drunken nights since the last time you gave me your little lessons. 

He dropped me off later that night and kissed me one last time before I went inside and he drove off, no talk about hanging out again or anything. 

Everything sounded like it went perfect didn’t it? I thought so too. I got no text from him on January 1, 2017. I couldn’t take it anymore, i was literally driving me insane not hearing from him so I swallowed my pride and texted him today. I’m still not sure if I made the right choice, we’ve been talking all day but he has barely used more than 5 words to a sentence, the average being two word responses. 

I guess the point of this all is I don’t know what to do or say to him. I feel like I’m so much more emotionally into this now than he is, and I’m scared because it’s always been very mutual between us. He’s never really responded to me like this before, but I’m so confused because Saturday night was so great, I thought I was reading all the signs correctly and things were right. 

I don’t know what to do, or what to say to him, I like him a lot and I just don’t know what to do. 

Fuuuuck me. What have I done now.