ayyy thanks for coming out to stream this week! Here are the cards that folks have paid for me to write during stream!
Image ID's under the cut
seven white cards against dark brown woodgrain. each card has calligraphy written on it as follows:
pink ink: I bet if we undevilled Stokky they'd be a dilf: bought by @naivetyandwoolysocks
dark brown ink: Dad, can I have magical Dysentery?: bought by @sablefoxx
lavender ink: Grandma, it's me, OSHA Regulations.: bought by @dragon-of-the-stars for @alumbianchronicler
light brown ink: The bear is a medium weapon.: bought by @toddnyallison
sparkly red ink: Microdosing unspeakable things/ the things: yah! wah! hoo!: bought by @ghostchilismoothie
sparkly red ink: The Server Braincell Is Mine.: bought by @dragon-of-the-stars
magenta ink: Pablo is content with mild arson. for now.: bought by @different-felix
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Look Ik the whole virgin Crowley & Aziraphale is taking off after that mess of a kiss & it's valid ofc BUT
I do want to point out an alternative:
A kiss is different when it's someone you love , it's different when it's unexpected, the culmination of 6000 years of tension, a kiss with someone of your own kind– opposite sides yes but of divine nature nonetheless.
Truely, but somewhat illogically, I find it more likely for Crowley to be the more inexperienced one. Temptations r a devils work and all but I honestly don't see him being "in love" with the human form, all its confusing orifices disgusting substances etc. I feel Aziraphale would be the one to have, at the very least, an interest in human intimacy. (If anything it could be more of a hobby or "guilty" pleasure.)
Additionally, I think Crowley and Aziraphale would have very different views of your regular kiss...
Crowley could think of it as something sickly romantic, useful for occasional charm but nothing necessary in fulfilling animalistic desires. This, incidentally, makes the idea of tender kisses, touches, and heavenly love all the more bittersweet. Because, it'd only be right if it was his Angel, it wouldn't feel authentic otherwise. Why give into "undevil-like" cravings that couldnt possibly be fulfilled by a random human?
As for Aziraphale, I believe he's kissed before– if not much more than Crowley. He engages in a lot of romance stories, finding human love a profound, and beautiful creation. Maybe he kissed to make ppl feel better, to test what it was like, perhaps he met a human he grew a liking to. But I don't think Aziraphale has ever had that cinematic, over dramatized, eye opening kiss that he's read about. This of course is bc he's never kissed someone he's truely, wholly, in love with. And I don't think that kind of love is comparable– let alone achievable– to flings or the occasional experiment with a human. I believe he reacted the way he did during Crowley's kiss bc he finally felt it: that entirely sober, heart-wrenching, heavenly moment of kissing the one you love (and have loved for 6000 years) for the very first time.
So, in conclusion, I think Crowley and Aziraphale have experimented with their human bodies– maybe even together– but I'm sure they'd never had a moment like in Good Omens Season 2. It was sudden, teeth-achingly tender and entirely too sober after an entirely too vulnerable moment.
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Of course Ming Ye’s plan to save Sang Jiu involves gruesomely dying in her stead. If aesthetically suffering was an Olympic sport, the man would be going for a gold medal.
I have my issues with this portion of the story (not the way it’s written, it’s done well, but with my liking or lack thereof for this couple, about which more below) but this is the important point! Yes, the tears are important blah blah but this is a lesson about how to swap someone’s demonic stuff without, you know, driving nails into them like they are evil Jesus.
By now, I am quite done with these two boneheads, but I confess that made even my cold black shriveled heart hurt.
(I guess they had a starter marriage :P)
Ummmm, honey! She just massacred 10K people! I am sure they had old and kids among them. Like...by now I want to smack both of them with a shovel, tbh.
Awwww. Even with my annoyance at these two, this once again made me :(
Sang Jiu being her charming self. Let the man die in peace (or, since you yourself are about to keel over), let him survive in peace.
OK, OK, Mousie, stop being irritated and concentrate on how pretty LYX looks here.
And then she’s all “psych! I can’t be undevilized or even survive because my normal body is dead.” You couldn’t have let him know BEFORE he got repeatedly flambeed for you?
It’s OK, hot dimbulb, there are many many fangirls who will gladly accept your...ahem...divine essence. All night long.
What the hell! Now that she’s dying, she still wants to do her best so he’d not have any peace. No dissipating before a final twist of the knife. WTF! By now, any shred of sympathy I had for her (and to a large degree MY) has disappeared utterly. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think it’s bad writing - just as MY is terrible at communicating and prone to dramatic gestures over common sense functioning, Sang Jiu is incredibly self-absorbed and immature from beginning to end. She was someone who thought it was a great idea to marry a guy who did not know her at all because he was hot. She also thought it was a great idea to force him into sex right after they got divorced. She didn’t wait to find out whether the method she came up with would result in divine punishment or whether it was still worth it to use the crystal chalice despite where it came from or or or or or really anything. It’s just before she went powerful and evil, Ming Ye and the viewer could ignore the red flags (which got redder and redder; I mean much as fictional dubcon in 14 was hot, it WAS 100% dubcon/sexual assault; no nice sweet good selfless well-adjusted person does that) but once she got power into her hands and trauma really shoved her further, it became really clear. It’s kind of like Tantai Jin. If he has no status and no power, does it matter in terms of its effect on the world if he would love revenge or is cold or has trauma or w/e? No, of course not because whether he’s a well-adjusted sweetheart or dysfunctional psycho, he has no power to carry out anything, whether it’s to open a puppy shelter or to carry out a wholesale slaughter. But once he gets power, his traumas and quirks become everyone else’s concern and one must deal with them somehow because he makes it everyone’s business. Same here.
What. The. Fuck. That is not romantic, this is UGH. Honestly, I am glad MY and SJ found each other because they should not inflict themselves on other partners. It’s kind of amazing that I started out liking them and by now I am all “thanks divine lightning, hurry it up with your barbeque.”
He ultimately does not but by then I stopped caring. I am so so so happy we are back to our headcases Tantai Jin and Susu.
The thing is - my ranting does not mean I did not enjoy this portion of the story (unlike in the novel where I skimmed it since I dngaf about it at all.) The acting is great, the visuals are nuts, and the characters, including MY and SJ are completely internally consistent and their actions make total sense for what and who they are - their arcs are logical. I strongly dislike both of them by the end, but that does not mean it was not a well-done story.
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umh actually :/ *undevils your eggs*
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You know what? Fuck you.
*undevils your egg*
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you know what? fuck you *undevils your eggs*
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You know what, fuck you *undevils your eggs*
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Undevils your familiar
Baby??? What I do???
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you know what? fuck you *undevils your eggs*
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my gender: unknown whether it’s good or evil. looks like a nightmare. can undevil you if you suck. has a tool that cuts through anything
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You know what? Fuck you. *undevils your egg*
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you know what fuck you (undevils your mans)
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I Wasn’t Warned In
Perhaps I’m his prequel before second coming
I never tawt dat?
You ignorramis !
In yawls lankwitch.......
Prophecy
Or
Foretold
Di inferences
Queen-y
Racist Castle making a King
What?
We fourgetsble on such things
Creamy-ies not allowed
In Canada
Let have a castle comeback including all skin types in 2022 or 23
So end of year
The death of Queen has prompt much more social gatherings, all in the name of
Eliza Beth whatever
You didn’t make big enough changes
Racial castle
Your reign was sucked
By a world
And you did what for it
Reply
Dead one
Or constituents?
I’m including
Mark Moon And All
You didn’t know of a secret weapon
Undeviled by conglomerates manager
Political takers oath to Presidents
Mainstreams media
Not anything
In this Atmosphere
Mark Moon And All
Universal
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Untitled # 6659
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