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LOUD HOUSE X ED,EDD N EDDY CROSSOVER

Rolf: RETURN ROLF’S CHICKEN!! I MUST PUNISH YOU!! Ed: Go Lana Go! Rolf: (breaks Lana’s legs) Lana: AHHHHHHHH!!!! Lola: Lana! (Lincoln tackles Rolf and starts beating out him) Lincoln: NEVER HURT MY SISTER AGAIN!!!! (Breaks Rolf's arms and ties his legs) Double D: I got the first aid kit for Lana and a doctor is on the way! Eddy: (selling tickets to Lincoln and Rolf's fight) Lincoln: (stuffs a shoe in Rolf's mouth and Slaps him with a fish) Eddy: Hahahaha!! Man, this is gold! Rolf: ROLF WILL GET HIS BEATING STICK!!!! Lincoln: You mean this beating stick? (bashes Rolf in the head with it) Lincoln: And stay down! (goes to check on Lana) Eddy: Woohoo! Way to go White hair! I'm rich! (Holds up a jar full of money) Rolf: Rolf.... needs.... a backup......Rolf...needs.... Victor. (to his root) Rolf will be avenged! (the door falls on him and all his animals run out)

Eddy: (counting money) Double D: Eddy don't you feel at least bit ashamed at making money off of a fight that happened because Lincoln's sister was badly hurt? Eddy: Hey I'll have you know a small portion of this will be given for Lana's hospital bill. Double D: A small portion? Doctor: Well bad news she's gonna need a lot of therapy before she's able to walk again but she will walk again. Her spine was really messed up though. Lana: Why did that meanie attack me I was just playing with a chicken I wasn't gonna hurt it! Ed: Rolf's really weird like that time Eddy leg for used the chickens in a video to impress his brother. Eddy: Don't remind me. (Meanwhile at Rolf’s house) Rolf: * talking to Victor augh! What is Rolf going to do with those stupid ed boy's and the bratty girls victor?! Rolf has had enough with Rolf’s chickens being stolen! Victor: Baaa! Rolf: (gasps) of course! Why didn't Rolf think of that?! Victor! You’re a genius! (Hugs Victor) now Rolf can get revenge the next time I see the ed boy's and the girls and that white hair boy!

Rolf: *hidden* Rolf is gonna teach the ed boys a lesson Victor! Bring Rolf’s chicken with us for our plan! Rolf: Rolf will now put this to a stop!!!!! (Points up to the night sky and the moon like a hero) Lincoln: (leads Lana inside the house) How you feeling sis?

Lana: Not too bad I'm just glad I'll be able to walk again. Lincoln: Yeah. Mom and Dad have been talking about pressing charges against Rolf for hurting you. Ed: Lincoln! Lana! (Runs out and hugs them) Lincoln: Hi Ed. Eddy: Well look who it is the man of the hour! Here ya go pal (gives some money to Lincoln) Lincoln: Wow thanks! Lana: Can I have one? Rolf: (holding inside a tree with his animals) there it is boys. The house of those chicken thieves. Rolf will finally get what they deserve. ok, here is what were gonna do. *Whispers the plan to his animals. Johnny: Hiya Rolf! Whatcha doing in that tree? What's that Plank? What!? He's gonna kill someone!? What do you mean run?

Rolf: *grabs johnny's lips very tight* Shhhhh! Or you'll break Rolf’s cover. Johnny: Plank says you need to take anger management classes. Rolf: (angrily glares at plank as he tightens johnny's mouth completely) you better take back what you said about Rolf, or Rolf will break you apart and turn you into nothing but splinters! Johnny: (writes a note and gives it to Rolf) "Come at me bro -Plank" Rolf: (Rolf snatched plank off Johnny's hand and chucks it inside loud house. Then does the same to Johnny but tossed him to luan's room, tossed him so hard that it broke her window and shattered glass gets in Johnny) Luan: AHHHHH!!! GET OUT!!! (Kicks Johnny out and crashes into a garbage can)

(Meanwhile) Lily: WHAAAAAAA!!! Lori: Lily What's (sees Plank then runs to the window) Who threw this!?! (Breaks Plank in half and drops it in the trash with Johnny) Lily are you okay?

Lee Kanker: Well, look what we have here! Marie: Farmer Boy is hiding in the bushes! May: I thought his name was Rolf?

Rolf: (whispers) hallo kanker girls. Lee: Down to business Stretch. We hear your out to get some payback on Eds and Louds and we might be able to help for the right price! Rolf: of course, you three can help Rolf out. Lee: Glad to hear it. So, what do you have in mind?

Rolf: well, Rolf is gonna get revenge for all of the ed boy's and the Lana girl for messing with Rolf’s chicken. And the Lincoln boy beated Rolf up and me and my animals are gonna got them avenge!

Lee: Well, here's an idea. The Eds fear us more than anything we get in from the front they'll run out back where you and your pets will be waiting to stampede them right back to us!

Rolf: (Shakes Lee's hand) deal! You make a son of a shepherd very happy!

Narrator: after this scene in the end the Kankers appear infornt of the eds and they burst in fear but this time Eddy came up with the idea to put willingly a pebble in Ed’s shoe (like in the episode “little ed blue”) since he remembers Ed managed to scare even Sarah so this can be the only way to handle them and it worked!

Epilogue: Rolf couldn’t get his revenge so he apologized to everyone, Johnny and Plank included and got therapy.

Double D said to have found an antidote for Lincoln’s “bad luck” that would’ve change his hair colour and it’s doing the same ed, edd n eddy did in Big Picture Show, in my opinion is one of the few cases of characters breaking their simulation.

While Double D accompanied Lincoln on the trip even with the help of Dr. doofenshmirtz, Ed and Eddy started to work like in their show but it gone better: using the pebble thing to handle any bully, criminal & any other thing only Ed could demolish; doing puppet shows in all preschools; making calendars like their picture’s episode; getting paid for knitting and many others they did better than their scams in the series, they also introduced what Double D did them with patches as new therapy session!

In the future, grown up Eddy achieved his dream of being a rich business man, more kind than before, he gives money in charity with a push by his friends. Double d and Lisa Loud work together in laboratories and I’m sure the charm of Double D works on her as well and she will take opportunity to trick him into marriage. Because their affection to animals Ed and Lana takes care of Rolf’s farm animals and others by commission while Rolf retired to his original village. Johnny and Plank, after they became the new bad guys as we know from the movie credit scene, got to jail and make company to Eddy’s brother, who talks to his family in parlatory. Jimmy and Sarah, in adulthood, got married and spent the honeymoon in the city next to the sea where there’s the Luna Park from the movie. The Kankers moved their caravan and totally gave up on eds, they can’t decide if live forever singles or end up with bullies from Royal Woods. The louds and the peach creek gang decided to make a TV show and then a Movie inspired by their lives and will name the whole franchise Louded, that will have the visive quality of modern nickelodeon but the inner moral and beauty of the old Cartoon Network, also by insisting of Ed there are literally loud sounds and by Eddy’s bossy temper any writer who hates love stories and makes scripts predictable or ruined will be fired. This way the show inside the show could be like a spinoff or a fixed version of the things with lack of character development.

I won’t talk about the rest of the characters from both shows or all the things that happen because if so, we never end and I think it’s enough where we arrived.

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