#unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

[reallemonmeat]

YOU DO NOT NEED THIS MANY FUCKING NAMES BRAH😭😭😭😭

[yestoeverything]

I HAVE AN IDEA A CONCEPT AN AU

What if Earth was made by the universe to be a Cybertronian hell?

We already established that a unicorn was Earth, right? And it's kind of ironic that their version of the devil is Earth.

But what if we multiple that ×10

This is gonna take place in the IDW transformers universe

What if, in the IDW Transformers series, Earth is the hell the universe created as punishment for all the crimes they committed against life it, specifically breed and created. Destined to forever trap the Cybertronians?

Using organics like humans, disguised as weak beings, lowered their guards, but the butterfly effect happened.

Not only is their grand war over, but humanity caused every single Cybertronian colony to be destroyed, so now their only home planet is earth their hell the universe created just for them.

Humanity and Earth are the catalysts. They ended the war with Cybertronians at a heavy loss; their planets destroyed, a good chunk of their species taken, and the rest forced to deal with humanity and their fear and prejudice as punishment for all the death and fear they caused. The ultimate justice.

The universe gave them Billions if not more years to change.

But they didn't.

The universe doesn't forget.

It creates consequences.

Slowly, through the sins that they create, they piece together their own hell.

Earth

Earth slowly created through out time

A hell that breeds it's own demons.

Until it is fully formed for one purpose.

The cybertonians are pulled in to earth with all its forbidden fruit it's promises and potential.

A species that is weak just like the others they trampled for their war.

Something about earth pulls them in like a temptress only for them to realize something too late.

Earth was their Hell.

Not with pitchforks not with torture.

But fear of a species not unlike them.

One who is driven to anger and war just like them.

But more cruel a reflection of themselves in something they viewed as inferior.

The butterfly effect takes place and humans and earth leave their impact even when the war is over.

Cybertronians take their hell with them and spreads it to others until it causes a catalysts of events.

Ones that cause the death of the colonies they have killed for so long ago.

Until one human drives the knife to their throats. Out of fear for what they have done.

The war. The battle is finally over. They look to the stars of their colonies that once existed.

Cybertron was their heaven that they destroyed from their own own greed. Like Icerus, they flew too close to the sun.

And they landed to the darkest pits of space.

The hell that they themselves forged.

The humans are in fear whispering and slowly killing them.

Every day is penance. Every moment of prejudice, fear, mistrust—it’s the universe whispering:

"This is justice. You burned worlds. Now live on one that breaks you slowly."

[cybertr0nian]

@unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom said: ADORATION BLINDS ONE TO FUTURE CURSES.

" What are you talking about? What future curses?"

[khuusu]

Hungry

[stellarcuriosity]

DO NOT DENY YOUR INSTINCT

CRAVE CONQUER CONSUME

BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE

IT IS YOUR RIGHT

[kaoniitegladiator]

Oh, no—

[quantumlogician]

@unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom —

BUT THE NAME IMPLIES THEY CAUSE STARS TO SCREAM. NOT PEOPLE. PEOPLE ARE NOT STARS. STARS ARE BASIC AND USUALLY INCAPABLE OF ANGER

" Okay, but what if he's the Star and he's the one screaming. What then? Exactly. "

" inb4 you say that slag is impossible. We can just balloon him up into one. Can't be that hard. "

[brctherscnce]

look, unicron. he may have the matrix. he may be a knight of iacon. but he would like to chill out and have some soup. shit's fucked right now, man. why not have a temporary truce and just have soup.

[alacritysparked]

( SWALLOW IT. ALL OF IT. )

It being soup. Eat ur soup, Bee. You need your soup. You're a growing boy.

"...the hell is in this soup?"

[autobotmedic]

@unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING NICE DON'T YOU JUST WANT TO GO APE SHIT

"..."

The right answer, the good answer, would of course be, 'no.' Or perhaps, 'of course not.' If he had felt especially sassy, maybe even, 'I'm not always nice.'

But it wouldn't have really been true, and frankly, he doubts attempting to lie to a 'god' would actually work. Especially for someone who was already a poor liar. He does not know that for certain, as he has never tried, to his recollection... He did not feel like trying now.

Ratchet exvents roughly, and quietly answers, "Yes... I won't, but yes."

[alacritysinned]

Is Unircon’s cum the Grimace Shake?

[notafraid-ofyou]

" I was trying to fucking sleep! "

[cybertr0nian]

@unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom said: UNICRON IS WHOLE. THERE IS NO LOVE. LOVE HURTS. UNICRON DOES NOT HURT. UNICRON MERELY BITES.

Love hurts him? Aaww...were they turned down before? Did someone they love hurt them?

" I'm sorry that whoever you loved hurt you. But love doesn't have to hurt you know? It makes you happy and fuzzy inside, it's okay to love others, to care, to want to be cared for."

[captainseamech]

@unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom (I have a love/hate relationship with your url)

TINY.

             What? Do you want me to go full sharp denta?

[stellarcuriosity]

[ethereal banging from the the floor, ala an annoyed downstairs neighbor]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP

Starburst seems to visibly bounce with each bang-bang-bang!! However, this does not dissuade her. This emboldens the small creature. She now is on all fours jumping up and down as she howls.

"HELP ME BELIEVE!! IT'S NOT THE REAL ME!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME TAME THIS AAAAANIIIIIMAAAAAL!!!"

[ask-smokescreen]

💰 six bags of bedding. It's eating all of these. Raw.

My. My- My BED--?

SIX BAGS OF BEDDING??

WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

...

Does anyone have a bed I can share tonight?