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before you start - Avocado Beach is a small town in alternate reality Australia, and this blog will provide you with a multimedia experience of certain events to occur within the town, told solely from found footage, files and audio recovered through a wormhole that opened in my bathroom one day. Unfortunately, as i cannot figure out how to change this, these posts are arranged in reverse chronological order, so to enjoy the story properly, you have to start at the bottom and work your way up. i am working on changing this so stay tuned!

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what i think of linsey

finally! the elusive linsey sutton! what do i think of her:

 - i think she’s probably really full of herself to be honest, probably one of those people who is quirky on purpose and has a complex about it

 - only child for sure

 - really into either conspiracy theories or the occult, and definitely has form for messing with shit she doesn’t understand (she probably whistled at night to see what would happen, those are the vibes im getting).

 - smart, and wears glasses sometimes (whether she actually needs them is a mystery)

 - some kind of queer

 - missing, possibly dead

 - she was the secretary of the journalism club before she went missing

 - she has a tattoo behind one of her ears that the 6th member of the journalism club gave her (2 stars, one big one little)

 - i think either Jenny or Judas is in love with her (possibly both, this could be awkward).

that’s it, i don’t really know much about her. 

there also seems to be a 6th member of the journalism club that i know even less about. there is little to no evidence of their existence but i know they have to be there because otherwise it wouldn’t make sense. who is reading the morning announcements? my hunch - its member number 6, in charge of audio recording at ABSH. 

 - Mars

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JENNY’S DIARY AFTER LINSEY’S DEATH WAS RELEASED

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LINSEY’S DEATH THREATS - WHO ARE THEY FROM??

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EXPLORING THE MORGUE WITH THE AVOCADO BEACH STATE HIGH JOURNALISM CLUB (MINUS LINSEY SUTTON). 

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AVOCADO BEACH STATE HIGH JOURNALISM CLUB RECORDING ROOM.

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THE ADVENTURES OF PRINCESS KATIE AND NEMO PARTS 4 + 5

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LINSEY’S AUTOPSY REPORT - LEAKED TO ABSH JOURNALISM CLUB 

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THE ADVENTURES OF PRINCESS KATIE AND NEMO PARTS 2 + 3

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AVOCADO BEACH STATE HIGH NEWSPAPER SAMPLE

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THE ADVENTURES OF PRINCESS KATIE AND NEMO (this looks like the final part)

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THE ADVENTURES OF PRINCESS KATIE AND NEMO VOLUME 2 PART 1

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Mars’ journal - day 29 with an open wormhole in my bathroom

its just after my one month anniversary, kind of - i don’t really know if you can call it that, if one month anniversaries are strictly 30-31 days after something happens, or if they’re just the same day of the next month (in which case there would never be a one month anniversary because there isn’t a 31st of February i would just have to wait until 31st of March instead) but it has been a long 29 days. the wormhole doesn’t show any sign of closing. 

i have a weird thought floating around, and i’m almost too scared to say it aloud, hence why i’m writing it down. here’s the thought: i think the mystery person number 6 might have the same name as me. i think. the last two pieces of evidence to fly into my bathroom introduced a person with the name “Mars”. that’s my name. the reason i think they’re the mystery person is because they were being addressed in a way that made it seem like they were very familiar with the other people they were interacting with, and the story, like they had been there from the start. maybe its just some weird coincidence - maybe enbies are just the same in every universe - picking weird names. 

anyway, in other news, i was invited to a birthday party today. i hope its fun.

 - Mars. 

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