#ursula descendants

[hitchell-mope]

I wanna be like you by Anthony, Ursula and Uma.

Anthony: Now I'm the king of the swingers, oh the isle VIP

I've reached the top and had to stop and that's what botherin' me

I wanna be the man, cousin and stroll right into town

And be just like those other men, I'm tired of screwin' around

(He starts dancing around the room like a madman)

Anthony: Oh, oobee doo, I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you, talk like you too

You'll see it's true

A guy like me

Can learn to be human too

Dizzy: okay. But I don’t understand what this has to do with me.

(Anthony stops dancing and gains a stern expression on his face)

Anthony: Now don't try to kid me, cousin, I’ll make a deal with you

What I desire is god’s blue fire to make my dream come true

So give me the secret, cousin, hey clue me what to do

Give me the power of god’s blue flower so I can be like you

(He starts dancing again)

Anthony: Oh, oobee doo, I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you, talk like you too

You'll see it's true

A guy like me

Can learn to be powerful too, yeah

(Uma catch’s sight of Anthony in a mirror. He’s not Anthony)

Anthony: Now here's your part of the deal, cuz

Lay the secret on me of the god’s blue fire

(Uma bursts into the room, attacking Anthony with magic)

Uma: dadadadadadum

Anthony (flinging magic at her): doodoodoodoo

Uma: schabububum

Anthony: dedededededoodoo

Uma: medededoo

Anthony: dededoodoo

Uma: shadadoo

Anthony: schababoom

Uma: madadadaboom

(Anthony gets knocked in the head by Uma’s magic)

Anthony (except it’s Ursula’s voice coming out of his mouth): You, I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you, talk like you too

(Ursula starts climbing out of Anthony’s mouth. Dizzy screams in horror. Uma gets in front of Dizzy to protect her)

Ursula: You'll see it's true

A witch like me

Can learn to be human too

(She jumps to the floor and Anthony’s body crumbles to dust. Uma starts wrapping Ursula up in chains)

Ursula (trying to evade the spell and failing)): Oh, oobee doo, I wanna be like you

I wanna walk, I wanna walk, I wanna walk and talk like you

You'll see it's true

A witch like me

Can learn to be human too

[panthera-tigris-venenata]

Jordan’s deal

Literally no one asked for this, but I don’t care.

Ursula is a menace to society and loves her personal soap opera, the Hook family drama (TM). She doesn’t even mind that Uma got dragged in anymore.

And Jordan? Why, Jordan is a blogger, a reporter. She can give Ursula all the gossip she wants. It’s a match that was meant to be, really, and gods know why Jordan disagrees.

[PoV of very grumpy Jordan]

It’s midnight and Jordan’s phone is ringing. Which is weird, since she is pretty sure she put it on silent mode, well, pretty much just as she got the phone and then never turned that back on. Like, ever.

She groans and extends her arm in the vague direction of the annoying device. It doesn't stop ringing.

Bloody thing.

She mutters a string of slurry curses at it, which, weirdly enough, don’t make it shut up either. Instead, the song – wait, is that an instrumental version of Poor, Unfortunate Souls?! 

…Of course it is. Of fucking course it is.

And of course it starts playing even louder.

And in hindsight, Jordan really shouldn’t have given the infamous sea witch her contact when they finalised their deal. But in Jordan’s defence, she really didn’t think Ursula knew how to use a phone.

Realising that the phone won’t shut up on its own, Jordan climbs out of her warm and comfy bed and picks up the call.

„Yeah?“ she greets unenthusiastically.

„Well, get on with it, girl!“ the sea witch’s voice does not sound like it’s coming from the phone reproductor at all. Jordan refuses to acknowledge that.

„Get on with what?“ she asks, trying to get her brain back online and running. She decides that Ursula owes her a coffee for this.

„Well, what do you think? What do I pay you for?“

„You do not pay me. You asked me for extra coverage of your daughter and, as you put it, the Hook family drama in Auradon, in exchange for advertising my channel in your restaurant.“

Which, admittedly, worked out quite well. Jordan’s subscription base receives quite steady growth due to this arrangement, whether it is because Ursula is very persuasive or because she thinks that holding her customers at knife point is fun, well, that’s not Jordan’s problem.

(Ursula disagrees. She thinks it’s fun to call at any time to share her tactics with Jordan. She was especially amused at poisoning the food of some annoying scallywags and withholding the antidote until after they subscribe. Jordan decided that this is also not her problem and deleted the record of the call from her phone. You know, plausible deniability.)

„Figures,“ the sea witch shrugs, „Now, what did I hear about my daughter and the Hook boy?“

„You need to wait and see in the morning like everybody else. It’s literally midnight.“

„Oh, I know it is midnight, dear – I have the Unhappy Hour around here, so you better hurry up!“

Jordan sights. There is no winning this one, is it.

She really needs to figure out how to block possibly magic phone calls. At least for the nights. Or forever.

„I’m waiting–“ Ursula singsongs and Jordan bites her tongue, as insulting a greek goddess is never a good idea. That much even she knows.

„You really need to stop calling Harry the Hook boy,“ she says instead.

„And why would I ever do that?“ Ursula has the freaking audacity to sound genuinely surprised, „It’s easy to remember and true. I have to use extra adjectives for the girls, would you believe that?“

„… You could use their names?“ suggests Jordan weakly.

„…Nah. Now, the Hook boy and my daughter?“

Okay, sure. This works. Jordan mentally pents up the price of this call of another coffee and a shot of rum.

„Really though, you might need to find another nickname soon,“ she says, and, yeah, her brain hasn't really caught up to her mouth yet, „Because he proposed to Uma and offered to take her name.“

„Well, what did she say?“

Suddenly, Jordan can hear a commotion through the phone, raised voices of drunk sailors admonishing each other to „shut the fuck up for once in your life“ and „Quiet or I’ll kill you right now!“

(All three Hooks and Uma are way more creative with their death threats, by the way.)

„Did you put me on speaker?“ Jordan asks in disbelief.

„Well, duh. I have a betting pool over them running. Now, what did she say? What about the ring? Did anyone die? Was there any ritual sacrifice?“

Jordan wisely decides not to comment on the sea witch’s priorities in general and the ritual sacrifice part in particular. She doesn’t want to know more.

Though, actually…

„…Wouldn’t you know it if there were a ritual sacrifice?“

„Obviously not. It would be dedicated to my daughter, wouldn’t it now?“ Ursula responds in „well, duh,“ tone and Jordan decides that she is done with the questions.

„Actually, could you do me a favour, dear?“ Ursula asks, as if she just remembered something.

„I certainly could not do you a favour, thank you for asking!“ replies Jordan with her best fake cheer voice. She shouldn’t be forced to do this in the middle of the night.

Ursula laughs and offers to help her film an exclusive tour through the port of the Isle of the Lost. Or through the back alleys of Atlantica, her choice.

That is way better.

„Well, now we are talking,“ replies Jordan, „What would you like me to do?“

„Convince the youngest Hook that ritual sacrifices are fun and awesome wedding entertainment and make it seem like it was her idea all along.“

„…Sounds fair.“ Hopefully, there will be no human sacrifice needed. But Jordan is deleting this call too, just in case.

„And by the youngest Hook you mean CJ?“ she asks, just to be sure.

„Yeah, that one.“

„Okay.“ Jordan prepares to hang up, but then she remembers one important detail – in her defence, it’s midnight, and it’s not like they knew.

„Little problem.“

„…Yeah?“ prompts the sea witch as the restaurant behind her actually stills.

„You do know that they have been legally married since they were like sixteen, right?“

…And the regulars erupt in awful noise again. Jordan’s head hurts.

„I’m just saying because apparently, they didn’t know that. But I found the paperwork, so… Well, anyway, you’ll see more in the morning. Bye!“

And Jordan hangs up before Ursula can react.

Hopefully she will get some more sleep now – especially if she leaves her phone outside of her lamp. That way, she can’t hear it ringing. Hopefully.

[nyny-213]

When I found out about descendants 4 and that Ursula’s little sister is named ulyana is so funny to me because my headcanon is that Ursula had a daughter named ulyana!!! She would’ve been uma’s big sister part of the octuplets that I made Ursula have lol. I’m serious it’s like the exact same name what are the odds

I wish the picture was brighter but I wrote this back in 2017 when d2 came out lol just in case someone thought I was lying. The red words are supposed to be the instagrams of the face claims for Ursula’s daughters and son

[mistressvera]

Descendants | costume appreciation: 2/∞

costume design by Kara Saun

China Anne McClain as Uma | costume appreciation: 1/∞

[c-rose2081]

Uliana (redesign?)

I just wanted her to be octopus Medusa…annnnd now I’m in love and she can step on me 🤭

I might do a full-body of this thought eventually when I have time, but I quite like this result.

[bananaactivity]

PROGRESSSS on maleficent and hades the punk gothic duo 😝🙏

I didn’t change Hades much because he matches D3 Hades really well but for Mali I gave her the iconic thin brow look 😻

I unwrapped her horns because like there’s no way a boss queen like that would cover up something that strikes fear into people.

She’s wearing a short form fitting leather dress with a flowing sheer top part thing and you can bet a million dollars she has on ripped tights and big chunky boots.

I feel like now she looks more like Mal from the trilogy… but I want Mal to be in less purples. INKNOW I KNOW THE PURPLE IS ICONIC. I don’t care that much tho fr…

She is holding Hades ember in her hand, not for any real reason other then it looks cool. I don’t have a story planed for them yet but I know that it’s one about there relationship woes and triumphs. Hades also doesn’t completely abandoned Mal.

I actually wanna give Mali her pet raven she has in every property except in Descendants. Again these aren’t done yet 😔🙏 but it’s much more cool to work on them the other things I didn’t finish ☝️🫠

[supersonicsidekick]

Fab Five + Reductress Headlines

[caswensworld]

“What a performance!”

“I’m gonna shake things up”

“I will never kneel to a tyrant.”

“That’s debatable.”

I love my black queens and their one-liners!

[versusvirtuous]

[marigoldwriter]

Red, for whatever reason, talking to Uma about finding out she's in love with Chloe, and they end up for some how talking about their girls, Uma talking about Audrey, Red talking about Chloe. I mean, technically, "villains" totally in love with their queens!

[dxscxndxnts]

What coming to Auradon was like for them

Evie: I can adapt to this place.

Mal: I can’t adapt to this place.

Uma: This place will adapt to me.

[hitchell-mope]

Poor unfortunate souls by Ursula and Audreficent

Ursula: And at last, I’ll live the life that I have longed for

All the glamour and the glitter and the glitz

Audreficent (tauntingly): Not to mention, by the way, the huge seafood buffet

I’ll love your subjects literally to bits

(The beam of war gets more intense)

Audreficent: As for those

Poor unfortunate souls

My reign!

Ursula: my rule!

Audreficent: I'll employ delicious terror from the trenches to the shoals

Ursula: I’ll enjoy sadistic pleasure from the tropics to the poles!

Audreficent: And, oh boy, I'll get revenge with you-know-who in starring roles

Ursula: Those poor

Audreficent: unfortunate

Both: souls

[theamityelf]

With Uma as headmistress, the "Remedial Goodness" class is replaced with an actual moral philosophy class, taught by Esmeralda. Chloe loves it, because she seriously wants to unpack her legalistic worldview.

[humaforever]

Picture Ursula opening up one random day and telling Uma all the family lore and forbidden secrets that have been kept for hundreds of years and are to stay only within the family. And then when she's done she just hears Harry in shock going "Whoa"

Ursula: When did he get here!?

Uma: He's literally been here the whole time

Harry: :)

[mistressvera]

China Anne McClain as Uma

[idiefordescendants]

Ella having butterly imagery and Bridget having flowers on her sleeves oh rise of red is so for the gays