#v:{outside the house}

[bardsansa]

the last painted portraits of dowager queen alicent hightower and rhaenyra i

rhaenys and visenya, alyssa velaryon, the six wives of maegor, alysanne, aemma arryn

closeups n pfps if you please

[vinewoodclassics]

been way too busy to be super active or play gta as much as i’d like but i’ve never actually seen jimmy’s original voicemail and this is just soooo unreasonably cute to me

they’re matching awww. let’s die

[vampiiiyr]

guys please submit ur girlfriend applications to me it’s getting rough without a wife ☹️

[tinytveit]

cozy hobbit inspired home ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹

₊˚⊹ plot 25, ward 10, empyreum, twintania ₊˚⊹

[sharmoota-job]

BRAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[yardsards]

s1 luz was at least a little bit gay for willow i will not be told otherwise

idk if it was a full on crush but it was at least one of those types of nebulous not-quite-romantic not-quite-platonic "hahaha, unless..." type friendships that a lot of queer teens have, u know the ones

[pcktknife]

they shoulda put amphibia on that annoying fandom poll too shit

[sqlmn]

Local man who survives by identifying smells dragged into a candle store and promptly suffers. (I got so lazy in the end on the last part sorry it's very not accurate heights and stuff)

[isbergillustration]

[wanderingaldecaldo]

Val bought it as a joke, and Mitch won't stop wearing it.

Inspired by this post. Thanks, @hawkeshep.

[spacemancharisma]

books for adults and not 8-12 year olds are so expensive I forgot this is why I stopped reading hfbfgn

[navxry]

I just woke up earlier and now I crave sleep

[liroyalty]

One of the benefits of being a dragonrider, you are basically unaffected by summer heat through your magical bond with your dragon.

[seekingthestars]

delivery driver: puts 2 packages on the porch at 9:15pm

me: goes to get packages and realizes they're for TWO DIFFERENT NEIGHBORS. he delivered two packages going to DIFFERENT HOUSES to the wrong address

me, deeply apologetic: goes to TWO DIFFERENT HOUSES to give neighbors their packages at 9:30PM just being like "i am so sorry i am on your porch so late but i do not want these in my house to have to deal with later, pls take your box" fjewioafewa

[instantarmageddon]

Too lazy to get a cup and paper anymore so I've just been bare handing wasps all day

[phoenixcatch7]

Love how LBH bonded with all the Batkids. And being technologically illiterate. The protagonist halo is not helping for once XD! But it’s ok, he can always go to SQQ for help UWU. Also, yes, I would like to hear more about Batman! SQQ cross dressing for infiltration purposes 👀 👀.

All the protagonist halo in the world can't make you technologically literate lol.

*slams hands together* SO! I had this thought a couple days ago that there is a lot of things sqq would have mastered by living in an alternate pidw, archery and painting and music and horse riding and hair care and all sorts, but most importantly - wife plot/gay idiots hunt demons plot starters. A lot of fanfic and heist movies and adult 'coming of ages' and all sorts LOVE crossdressing as a trope, and I I do love me a good oblivious gender queer sqq!

He has 100% had to infiltrate a brothel or club or gathering or acted as demon bait at some point in his long life, and with his already lean and pretty figure, his own appearance perfectionist tendencies for the role of sqq, and his husband's refusal to let him out the house looking anything less than stunning, he's put a good effort and practice into it. Nanda parbat (or the other places he studied) is also well versed in disguise as a job. Canonically he uses stage makeup to create other identities, most famously matches malone. SO! By all logic batman would be EXCELLENT at disguising as a woman!

Also in this au I headcanon that cultivators are rarely super muscled, with agility and flexibility also being very important. Think more swimmers and barbarian and lumberjack builds - the muscle isn't for show at all, but some can lift more than the body builders twice their size! Unfortunately for sqq, system demands an imposing presence, and so he fills the bats suit out with fake padding and extra armour and tech. He tucks his long hair in the cowl. It helps emphasise the difference between Bruce Wayne and Batman, and the first time Jason saw him undress after patrol he thought batman was peeling his own skin off lol.

And what that means is he is completely unbothered when a pair of women are needed to infiltrate a club to gather information, and wonder woman is the only one free. She gamely volunteers to go herself, but is vetoed on grounds of safety and efficiency. So then the solution is Martian manhunter but he's off world.

So batman volunteers.

He's met with confusion and disbelief, and for good reason?? He's huge! Buff! Deep voice! Aloof! Batman is a very manly man!

But no, he can do it, are you doubting that he can't? It's fine.

Diana is very excited. Also very curious. Sure, there are amazonians bigger than him, but he is very much a guy and they're not going to a place known for inclusivity.

But despite their misgivings they set a time and place.

And as they're talking, waiting for batman to arrive, a bombshell of a woman walks past. Long dark hair, boobs peeking out of a window, glittery earrings, six inch heels, long and painted nails, big puffy jacket, trousers that flare at the knees, the whole works.

She walks past them again a minute later, and stops. Greets them with a low and sultry voice.

It's batman. Wtf.

Sqq rather thinks he's done a good job with the outfit. The trousers hide his calves, fake boobs are so much more realistic in the modern era, he took his voice changer out. Makeup changes his whole face. He's got contacts and brush through hair due so he doesn't look like Bruce Waynes sister. His voice probably sounds a bit funny but it's close enough! It'll pass!

The group of veteran heroes are choking on their tongues. Diana is delighted.

It's still early days for the league, they're still feeling each other out, seeing if they can trust each other with matters outside of heroism.

For Clark, it's the first of many existential crises.