#vampire bat bikini

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@melonalemonade 's Master of Puppet Eddie and subvvaytovenus' Steve with star pants

It's so beyond late but I think I'm ready to post these boys

When I tell you I debated Steve's butt size for so so long

Zoom for body hair :p

Butts close up

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🦇🎃 𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓪 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓫𝓪𝓽𝓽𝔂 🎃🦇

𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕥𝕣.𝕖𝕖/𝕝𝕦𝕟𝕒𝕩𝕗𝕒𝕨𝕟 👄

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Propaganda

Dolores del Río (Flying Down to Rio, Flor silvestre)—to begin with, dolores is so RADIANTLY BEAUTIFUL, even more so in action then in images, its like she emits a literal glow. marlene dietrich (a close friend and rumored lover) considered her "the most beautiful woman who ever set foot in hollywood". she was the first mexican actress to become a major success in hollywood, rising to fame in the silent era and becoming an influential icon of beauty and glamor in the art deco age, though she was not thrilled with the exoticizing parts often pushed on her. in the mid 1940s having tired of the controlling hollywood studio system she returned to mexico, saying "I wish to choose my own stories, my own director and cameraman. I can accomplish this better in mexico", and proceeded to become a pivotal figure in the golden age of mexican cinema, making a string of masterpieces with directir emilio fernández and cinematographer gabriel figueroa. i love this anecdote about the insane art deco mansion she and her then-husband cedric gibbons lived in in the 30s, as related by david niven: "Dolores had a large sunny room on the first floor containing a huge and inviting bed. Gibbons lived in comparative squalor in a small room immediately below. The only connection between these rooms was by way of a stepladder, which could be lowered only when a trapdoor in the floor of Dolores room had been raised. There was a long stick with which, we conjectured, he signaled his intention or hopes by rapping out signals on the floor of his wife’s bedchamber." heres a pinterest album with a billion hot pictures of her

Fay Wray (King Kong)— the original scream queen!! she started acting in silent comedies as a teenager and got her first big break when erich von stroheim cast her as the lead in the wedding march. her career started to take off starring in silent movies at paramount, and she survived the transition to sound smoothly - josef von sternberg’s weird proto-noir thunderbolt was one of her first sound films. she began to make horror movies in the early 1930s, such as doctor x and mystery of the wax museum, both filmed in beautiful two-strip technicolor (which looked like this if you're curious. i just think it's neat!), as well as the vampire bat, the most dangerous game, and of course the boy himself, king kong. a little on how she worked with her most famous costar: “Although Kong appeared huge, the full figure was a model covered with rabbit hair, standing only 18 inches tall, that was filmed one frame at a time by stop-motion photography artist Willis O'Brien and his crew. The 5ft 3in Wray only knew one part of the ape's body when she was grasped in an articulated 8ft long hand. Hence the title of her 1989 autobiography, On The Other Hand. ‘I would stand on the floor,’ she recalled, ‘and they would bring this arm down and cinch it around my waist, then pull me up in the air. Every time I moved, one of the fingers would loosen, so it would look like I was trying to get away. Actually, I was trying not to slip through his hand.’” (link)

This is round 2 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

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Dolores del Rio:

There's so much! She started in Silent films and successfully transitioned to sound, She is the first woman to wear a two piece swimsuit on screen & popularized the bikini!, She transitioned back to Mexican Cinema in the late 1940s and was a leading lady of the Golden Age of Mexican Cinema including staring in Maria Candelaria--the first Mexican film to win the palm d'Or at Cannes. She was literally studied for her beauty & was considered a beauty ideal in both the USA & Mexico--there's a whole section on her Wikipedia page about how beautiful everyone thinks she was. She never actually had a feud with any of the female stars she was rumored to feud with despite the fact that press & Hollywood culture attempted to pain them in competition... She remained a leader in Mexican theater & Cinema through her own production company. Mexican painter Diego Rivera: "The most beautiful, the most gorgeous of the west, east, north and south. I'm in love with her as 40 million Mexicans and 120 million Americans who can't be wrong" (quote source: Wikipedia)

*fan self* Leading actress in silents and early Hollywood. Lover of Orson Welles until she got fed up with him, friend of Diego Rivera and Frieda Kahlo. When she got tired of Hollywood executives typecasting her as a stereotypical spitfire (and trying to force her to feud with Lupe Velez as a publicity stunt), she ditched Hollywood and became a major star of Mexican cinema, where she got to play rounded characters

Had a career in American cinema in the 20s and 30s and considered one of the most important figures in the Golden Age of Mexican cinema (30s to 50s).

Marlene Dietrich said Dolores was the most beautiful woman to set foot in Hollywood

Joan Crawford: "Dolores became, and remains, as one of the most beautiful stars in the world."

One of the few Latin American women working in the Hollywood industry to make it big not just in hre home country but internationally. In 1931, Photoplay magazine declared that Mexican film actress Dolores del Rio had the "best figure in Hollywood." (which I know not necessarily a good barometer) but! it shows that many people looked at her for her beauty and sought to emulate her. Famous for her years-long love affair with actor and director Orson Welles, who was 10 years her junior if that's anything.

We need more hispanic representation in this!! Del Río is one of the most important actresses of her time as she was one of the first Mexican movie stars to break through to Hollywood! She’s unbelievably sexy and an absolute icon. Thank you :)

Fay Wray:

Actress prominently known for starring in horror, she was one of cinema's original "scream queens". She knocks it out of the park whenever she's with the horror genre, bringing a depth and likability to characters that would other be flat and boring characters.

An early scream queen, name me another woman who could look so beautiful while so disheveled and scared for her life

She was name-dropped not once but TWICE in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. She's arguably the original Scream Queen.

[bronzewool]

Logging back in to say I chose the WORST time to quit Ever Crisis, because LOOK at these outfits! Cloud has never looked cuntier in that tight codpiece bikini. Definitive proof this boy has no penis.

I'm using the concept art to design my own space vampire species, but modifying it so the costumes look like actual skin. I love the visor and practically speaking it's perfect for a vampire race to have no eyes on a planet of pure darkness, so hopefully this will enhance the creep factor of their mouths :3

I'm also gonna repurpose the cape on Cloud for my vampire to give him a single bat-winged arm (Why only one? IDK rule of cool? I'll figure out a practical purpose for it later. Maybe they all have wings and his got wrecked so he can't fly anymore? Look, I just want an excuse for tol vampire bf to wrap his arm around his tiny human like a shield)

Just look at the drip on the girlies though! I need more sexy girl vampires in this book ;-; Maybe the big bad is a vampire queen and she wants her knight back? Maybe she sealed him away and not the humans? Did she rip off his wing?

My poor human is gonna get rekt by all these sexy vampire aliens after his delicious blood lol Maybe I need a lesbian subplot to balance out the two main gay leads. Two lesbian vampire stalkers tasked with getting him back? Maybe there are more humans in this world and we have a lesbian monster romance alongside the gay leads?

Oh, should the ship's computer be a girl instead of a boy? That'd be fun if the lesbian vampire can't drink from what she thinks is another fleshy human? I still want a love triangle in here somewhere though, I just don't know if I want two vampire men fighting over the tiny human, or if the third wheel should be his own species...I'll think about it.

Oh no, my monster romance oneshot is getting way too complicated with more characters and lore. Oh no.

[the-indie-owl]

Suggested SB Obscure Ships for The Shipping Wiki

This is most likely inspired by @spongebob-connoisseur's suggestion of her Favorite Character to be on Sexypedia

Now, for the record, I don't really exactly have my own Fandom Wiki Account (even if I wish I had one) but I would like to suggest some Other Ships from the SpongeBob fandom that haven't been added on to the Shipping Wiki (and are pretty obscured judging by the title of this text), in case if that would bring towards anyone's attention in doing so (depending on the popularity based on Two Sets of Characters' Dynamics that are written either Canon/Fanon).

Here are some of my own Suggestions of some Obscured Ships that I'd like to see be added into the fandom's list of ships (with my own written bios).

1. Slapferatu

The M/M Pairing between Slappy Laszlo and Nosferatu.

Character 1: Nosferatu

Character 2: Slappy Laszlo

Canonical?: Fanon

Status of Relationship?: Master and Servant

Type: Slash

Canon

Their first interaction came in "Squidferatu" when it was confirmed in the episode that Slappy works for Nosferatu in his Castle. When Nosferatu greets Squidward and SpongeBob at his own front door, Slappy then appears from his Boss' legs welcoming the new guests. He even wraps around his Master's neck like a Snake and is even shown kissing his own Hand, pleasing his own Master. During the Dinner Table, Slappy does serve SpongeBob and Squidward their own food (including Mummy Fingers) while they eat with Nosferatu.

Later, when Squidward and SpongeBob are in Bed, Nosferatu and Slappy wish them a Good Night before they click out the lights a few times and leaving them in one of the Mansion's Bedrooms. When Nosferatu scares SpongeBob and Squidward that causes them to wake them up and run straight across the hallway, Slappy immediately slithers down and is about to chomp them down with an Axe but Squidward sprays a Sleepy Gas into Slappy's face, causing him to feel unconscious.

When SpongeBob and Squidward enter Nosferatu's coffin room during the Climax, Slappy's head appears rolling around from downstairs as he picks his head up putting it back on his body, alerting the Duo that they're in his Master's Bedroom and that they might be disturbing his slumber. When Nosferatu wakes up, Slappy assures them that he wanted to return their own mail back and that he only had a Big Lunch, giving Squidward his own Gift back which reveals is Garlic. Nosferatu gags but then laughs as Slappy informs them that he actually likes Garlic (unlike how Vampires are afraid of Garlic in Pop Culture). The Lights in Nosferatu's room then flicker, revealing The Phantom of The Opera, in which they all laugh about it.

In "Slappy Daze", Slappy takes Nosferatu to the Doctor's at Dr. Calimari's Physician. Slappy is advised by the Doctor to return for Two Hours so that his Master can steam his allergies out.

After Two Hours of Slappy visiting The Bikini Bottom, he comes back at the Physician and picks up his Master (along with his own medicine and even Nosferatu receiving a Lollipop). Slappy offers Nosferatu a Flea Collar that he bought for him at the Pet Store. Slappy even teases Nosferatu, applying him as a "Best Friend". Nosferatu carries Slappy on his bike as they go back to the Castle before being eaten by a Moon near them.

In "FUN-Believable", Rube Goldfish takes a tour around the Bikini Bottom, specifically on the Next Stop that is Nosferatu's Mansion where Nosferatu and his Minion are both greeted by Rube. Conditionally, Nosferatu goes into his Half-Bat form and plucks Slappy's head right out as Slappy goes through some Random Hijinks through the Castle from his decapitated head (which eventually Nosferatu picks it up while drinking a "Fizzy Fang" soda drink).

Fanon

The Idea of Slappy and Nosferatu came up not long after when "Squidferatu" first aired showing their actual relationship, but because on how Slappy was one of the Recent New Characters to be added in the Franchise since he first appeared in the Anniversary Special from the Main Show, "SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout" and became a recurring character later on (especially in Spin-Offs like "The Patrick Star Show") ever since. Slappy is one of the Character Parodies of a Peter Lorre archetype.

It was confirmed that SpongeBob's Nosferatu is set in an Alternate Timeline to the Original Nosferatu 1922 Movie where he never made it Wisborg and that his coffin was sunk deep in the Ocean, it could've meant that Slappy was there when he first saw him (based on some fan theories about their own first meeting).

Because of the Trope, Master and Henchmen, many fans do fanarts surrounding the Vampire Master and his Fish Servant (either platonic or romantic). Since Nosferatu (Real Name; "Count Orlok") is an Actual Adaptational Film Character of his own Movie from 1922, he is loosely based on Bram Stoker's Character, Dracula, it would at least apply that Slappy would be akin to Renfield from the Original Dracula story, who was also a Butler to his own Vampire Master (Dracula) like how Slappy is to Nosferatu (Orlok). This would also tend to mirror the similarities between The Two Vampires and their own Butlers, but also because on how that the relationship between the dynamic of Nosferatu and Slappy share the Aesthetic to the Classic Horror Genre (most likely directed to the Bram Stoker's Dracula story).

2. SlipSlap

The M/F Pairing between Slappy Laszlo and Slippy

Character 1: Slappy Laszlo

Character 2: Slippy

Canonical?: Canon

Status of Relationship?: Dating

Type: Het

Also Known As: Fish LorreShipping

Canon

The Patrick Star Show

In the prequel spinoff episode, "Mid-Season Finale", Slappy was performing a recitation of a Poem, he holds out what appears to be a Very Rotten Bad smelly Sunflower which he dumps it on that passes his own smell towards his Female Counterpart named "Slippy" (in her actual first appearance). Slappy compliments Slippy's smell in which they walk off the stage together, showing off their own love (which is shown through a Gassy-Shaped Heart).

SpongeBob SquarePants

In "Slappy Daze", during Slappy's Tour-Hour visit in the Bikini Bottom, Slappy goes to the Pet Store and visits his Girlfriend, Slippy (who works there as her own job). They complimented each other as they laugh about it. Slappy orders Slippy some supplies for his Master (Nosferatu) in which Slippy gives her Boyfriend the supplies that Nosferatu needed. The Two were then about to kiss but as Slappy leaves, SpongeBob appears out of nowhere (along with Gary) as Slippy mistakenly kisses Gary for Slappy (Funny Enough, this was meant to be a "Same Voice Actor" Joke since Tom Kenny (the voice of SpongeBob, Gary, and Slappy) and Jill Talley (the Voice of Slippy and Karen) are actually married in Real Life).

Fanon

This Pairing came out right after Slippy's first appearance from one of the Spin-Offs.

Although Slapferatu is one of the Most Common Pairings in the SpongeBob SquarePants Fandom, Slapferatu shippers also support this pairing based on a Polyromantic Pairing between Slappy with his Girlfriend and his Master.

Slippy (like Slappy) is also a Female version of a Peter Lorre Archetype. Although while Slappy is mainly used for Lorre gags like how Slippy is, many Fans of Slappy Laszlo also support the relationship between Slappy and Slippy simply because of the Film Cultural Impact behind Peter Lorre.

3. Polacia

(Credit goes to @missplayer30 for the Artwork that I commissioned)

The Unofficial/Theoretically M/F Pairing between King Poseidon and Salacia.

Character 1: King Poseidon                                                                    

Character 2: Salacia

Canonical?: Fanon

Status of Relationship?: Unknown

Type: Het

Also Known As: Saladon, Poseialacia, Salaseidon, PoseiSal, SalPosei

Canon

Poseidon first appears in “The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge On The Run” where he is shown to be the Main Antagonist of The Third Film. 

Although Salacia is not seen nor does she appear in the Movie as King Poseidon’s wife, aside from a Statue of Mermaid inside of King Poseidon’s Kingdom in his Flamboyant Show regarding if it could be truly her or not.

However, Poseidon is then later reformed at the end of the climax of the film. Although his true appearance remains as an Elderly Merman God, it is unknown rather or not if somewhere that Salacia might be either a Normal Mermaid or a Sea Goddess (since the Third Film is sent in the Timeline as “Kamp Koral”), it is at least unknown if Salacia exists in any continuity of the Main Series or The Alternate Timeline of Kamp Koral.

Oddly enough, in Concept Works behind the Film (despite having a lot of early scrapped different story plotlines behind the movie, especially when it was meant to be entitled “It’s a Wonderful Sponge”), an Concept Art by Michael Defeao does show a Scrapped Mermaid Character for the Mermaid Statue, assuming that Salacia was going to make an actual appearance in the Movie (but would’ve been scrapped due to the Main Focus of King Poseidon being the Third Film’s Main Antagonist).

Fanon

When the Movie First Appeared around in Canada in August 2020 and then later on Netflix in March 2021, King Poseidon was first introduced in the Third Film, presumably as an Alternate Counterpart for King Neptune from the Main Show in the Timeline of “Kamp Koral: SpongeBob’s Under Years”.

However, it is important to know that outside of the Franchise, in Greco-Roman Mythology, Neptune was the Roman Counterpart of Poseidon (who was Neptune’s own Greek Equivalent). Each of the Greco-Roman Sea Deities had their own consort of wives (Neptune was married to the Roman Sea Goddess, “Salacia” whereas Poseidon was married to the Greek Sea Goddess, “Amphitrite”).

But because based on the Idea of the Greek/Roman Names being “Mixed-Up” or having the Wives between Neptune and Poseidon to be “Swapped” in Any Other Forms of Original Works in terms of using some aspects of Myths/Legends or Folklore, King Neptune is confirmed to be married to his Wife (Queen Amphitrite) since “The Clash of Triton”, but a No Canonical Appearance of a Queen Salacia is confirmed in “Sponge On The Run”, assuming that King Poseidon might still have Salacia for a Wife (even if it is Highly Unknown weather if she Truly Exists or Not in the Universe of SpongeBob SquarePants).

Many Fans do not pay attention to this Pairing giving on how that King Poseidon is highly one of the Most Unpopular Characters in the Fandom. Thus, making this Theoretical Pairing widely unpopular. There are a Few Fans however, who do like the King Poseidon character that do support this Pairing between Poseidon and Salacia (most likely drawn to the Greco-Roman Pantheon Lore or the “Wife-Swap” theory between The Two Sea Kings).

Poseidon is the Main Target of a Character being “Rewritten” in most Fanfictions (most likely being the Ones as Re-Imagination versions of “Sponge on The Run”, either with or without including the segments to Kamp Koral), specially to those who dislike on how his own Character was handled in The Third Sequel, they have him being falling in love with Salacia (or having her being already married to Poseidon in some Rewrite Interpretations of the Third Film fanworks).

Because it is clearly unknown if weather or not if Salacia is will be included in Future Episodes of the Main Show (or any other form of Related SB-Media) or how Poseidon will reappear later on or will be given with a Different Love Interest (who might not be his own Swapped-Wife), Fans tend to portray Salacia as a Polar ��Opposite” to Poseidon where she’s been interpreted as a Love Interest to Him. Because of the Trope, “Opposites Attract”, Shippers tend to twist the Relationship between the Two Counterparts of King Neptune and Queen Amphitrite where they have a Similar Relationship to their own Said Counterparts, but still portrayed having a Widely Different Romantic Relationship from Them.

In Most Fanon Works, Salacia is portrayed having a Generous, Kind, and Loyal Personality with a sense of Humility and can be interpreted as a Supporting Ally to the Main Cast. Where she was supposedly meant to be a Sea Queen like Amphitrite, She is often depicted as a “Sea Maiden'' (though this is most likely where in conclusions in most fanfictions of this Pairing where Salacia becomes a Sea Queen and marries Poseidon as a Husband). Interestingly enough, because there is No Actual Appearance for Salacia in SpongeBob, Fans tend to do a Personal Design of Her (either in their own way or inspired by the Single Mermaid Statue).

The Fanon Portrayal of Polacia tends to be pulled out on a “Beauty and the Beast'' trope, where based on Poseidon’s Semi-Good Side, he might show Romantic Feelings for Salacia or Based on Poseidon’s Bad Side that tend to show him as a Narcissist flirting with Her whereas Salacia would balance him out and to show the more good in him (presumably based on fan rewrite works, having Poseidon’s own Redemption to be Stretched out a bit as an Arc). This whole portrayal of this pairing might change unless either Salacia does make a Canonical Appearance or if Poseidon might reappear if he makes an appearance in the show.

Trivia:

This Theoretical Pairing might bare a strikingly similarity with the Persades pairing in The Disney's Hercules fandom since both Animated Movies (Hercules and The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge On The Run of their own Franchise) feature a Greek God (Hades and Poseidon) as a Central Antagonist, while small hints of cameos of their own wives (Persephone and Salacia) were featured in their own Husbands' said films (despite being unconfirmed if the said Goddesses truly first appeared in the films or not, unless if a canonical true appearance for each of the Consorts between Hades and Poseidon in their own Universes is confirmed).

Although in Greek Mythology, Hades and Poseidon were both the Brothers of Zeus, Hestia, Demeter, and Hera. As well as they were both the Children of Kronos and Rhea.

Similar to Slapferatu, Polacia is often pulled by the Aesthetic of Greco-Roman Myths (most likely from their direct Mythological Counterparts) as well as Classical Aquatic literature within the Themes between Fairy Tales and Merfolk being portrayed as Water Spirits (such as Hans Christian Andersen's The Little Mermaid).

4. Nepitrite

The M/F Pairing between King Neptune and Queen Amphitrite.

Character 1: King Neptune

Character 2: Queen Amphitrite

Canonical?: Canon

Status of Relationship?: Married

Type: Het

Also Known As: Neptutrite, Amphitune, NepAmp, AmpNep, Amptune

Canon

King Neptune’s first introduction was “Neptune’s Spatula” where the physical appearance of Him was revealed in his very first appearance. In fact, Neptune is considered to be the Undersea Equivalent of God in The Entire SpongeBob Universe as his own name is often phrased in the place of God’s (considering that He’s the Entire Main Ruler of the Sea).

Although he does appear within a Different Design in “The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie”, it is likely to assume if by Half of the Fandom if King Neptune by Two Different Designs are meant to be the Same Character or Just Two Separate Rulers (oddly enough, Squidward called King Neptune from the Show as “Neptune IXV” in “Krusty Towers”, assuming that there might be More Neptunes out there and that Movie Neptune might be a separate character from the One in the Show).

Queen Amphitrite makes her own official first appearance in “The Clash of Triton”, where she is confirmed to be the Wife of King Neptune as she does celebrate her own Husband’s 5,000th Birthday at the Krusty Krab for the Party.

Although there is No Canonical Backstory as to how they met, Amphitrite seems very calm and is always on her Husband’s Side as she is shown to be very devoted and caring compared to Neptune (who’s more Regal and Arrogant). In her first appearance, she is shown to cheer up her own Husband to forget about their Son, Triton, on his 5,000th Birthday when they have a Dinner Party at the Krusty Krab (along with their own Three Subjects/Servants). But when King Neptune cries after he is reminded of the name of their Son, he sobs down as Amphitrite comforts her Husband when telling the truth to SpongeBob who Triton is.

During the Episode, Amphitrite does stay at her Husband’s side in the Party Table, until when Triton shows up crashing his Father’s Party, locking both his Parents, their Servants, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward all in a Cage, it might apply that Amphitrite is indeed disappointed in their Son’s comeback (much to Neptune’s dismay of their Son’s Return).

When Patrick produces to unlock the Cage as Triton’s prisoners were all free, Neptune produced to talk down with his own Son but after seeing the surprise destruction that he caused damage in the Bikini Bottom, Neptune forgives his son and is proud of the work that he did to proven himself out of his own God Powers. Along with the Crowd, Amphitrite claps for their own reunion and in the ending, the Family go Home with their own Son (who now has returned after Long Years of being Caged up in an Island).

After the Finale of Season 6, King Neptune’s Wife never appears again until in “Trident Trouble” where Neptune jokes about the Greek God named “Zeus” in which Amphitrite laughs but hides herself underground when she is shocked by the Mother of the Kraken (who King Neptune fought in a Battle).

Outside of both the Show and the Films, King Neptune does make his own appearances in Other Media (the Comics and the Games) but his own Wife does rarely appear in Other Media (with the expectation of Games such as “Bikini Bottom Chess” and even a pictured cameo in “Battle for Bikini Bottom: Rehydrated”). Making the recurring pairing widely unpopular.

Children

Princess Mindy

Mindy is the Very First Child of Neptune and Amphitrite introduced in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. 

She has Green Skin and a Green Mertail like her Father’s but has Black Hair like her Mother’s. She appears to have a Friendly, Calm, and Generous personality, almost similar to her Mother’s and is chosen to be the Future Queen of the Sea one day in the Future for her Father’s Throne. 

Prince Triton

Triton is the Second Child of Neptune and Amphitrite introduced in The Clash of Triton.

He has Green Skin and Red Hair like his Father’s, but also has a Blue Mertail like his Mother’s. Unlike Mindy, He is very rebellious and arrogant just like his Father. Although he was once fascinated with the Mortal Side from the Bikini Bottom, he lost interest in it as he grew to become more rebellious through his prison years.

Fanon

Nepitrite is one of the Most Rare and Unpopular Pairings in The SpongeBob SquarePants Fandom. Although despite that they are one of the Canonical Couples in the Franchise, they are not one of the target focus as the Other Popular Ships due to how King Neptune rarely appears in a Few Episodes and is only a recurring character as his own Family is barely on Screen. 

Regarding the works that King Neptune has appeared in, there are a few supporters of his own canonical marriage between Him and his own Wife. But given on how that Queen Amphitrite (along with their son, Prince Triton) weren’t in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, it is likely unknown on what happened to Amphitrite or why she wasn’t in the Movie (nor how it’s most likely unaware of what the relationship between their own Children and their Mother are like compare to their Children’s own relationships with their Father) but it’s most likely because there wasn’t a confirmed appearance for King Neptune’s wife until when “The Clash of Triton” came for Season 6. 

Some Fans Theorize that because of King Neptune’s arrogant behavior, they assume that Queen Amphitrite must’ve divorced him or simply because she was somehow killed or died, assuming that’s probably the reason as to why Neptune became more ruthless in the First Movie (especially in Theories where that The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie was meant to take place in the Future as a Chronological Finale to the Series).

People who are found between the Pairing of King Neptune and his Wife are possibly the same People who are Fans of the Original Greco-Roman Mythology. However, in Roman Lore, Neptune had a Wife named “Salacia” and in Greek Lore, Amphitrite was the Wife of Poseidon but both Couples were indeed the Same Gods and Goddesses of the Sea just by Different Names through Different Religions (Roman and Hellenic). It is yet to be implied that the SpongeBob SquarePants Franchise has put a Twist between the Two Mythological Couples by swapping the Names out (which can also be said to their own Counterparts as Well).

Although King Neptune is sometimes known as “King Neptune IXV” since “Krusty Towers” as if he was meant to be a Member of The Whole King Neptunes of the Sea, but because that it depends on the Writers to decide on weather or not if King Neptune was supposed to be either their own Personal Depiction of the Said Roman Mythological Deity or Not. This gain regards Half of the Fandom to have their own Personal Views towards the Character, if King Neptune is meant to be the Actual Neptune or Not (depending on what produced works he is featured in).

Fans of this Rare Canonical Pairing who have read Greek/Roman Myths describe SpongeBob’s Neptune’s marriage with his Wife in the Franchise as an “Open-Relationship”, considering that Amphitrite was described always being the calm one while Neptune was indeed actually very wrathful (which is something that the Show took inspiration on for its own Royal Family). It’s most likely because the Supporters of this Pairing found the Dynamic between a Wrathful Arrogant Sea King and a Beautiful Calm Kind-Hearted Sea Goddess intriguing, they've created their own headcanons to expand their Marriage and even their Family Tree (rather if it’s truly inspired by Greco-Roman literature works or not).

These are just a Few Ideas of my Personal Suggestions. Let me know of what you think if you can consider any of these ideas to be added.

[bzedan]

[ID: An digital illustration evocative of the singing flowers in Disney's Alice In Wonderland, with airbrush shaded backgrounds but coloured line cell-shading for the main figure. The flower is a California Poppy with the face of Garfield. In pink tilted letters in the upper left corner is "March" over a turquoise hand-drawn looking font with "2024." End ID.]

Finally got an over-three-hour playlist, bits of spring means ups and downs and sad wet cat feelings along with the manic joy of the days getting longer. I've mentioned this before but every time I hear All Saints' "Love Lasts Forever" part of me thinks it is the theme song to *Highlander*. Bless my brain where there's some pop girl version of *Highlander*. Can you imagine?!

Related media to some of the songs:

The very awesome Cola Boyy died this month at 34, which is not enough years but I'm glad we were given what we did. His disco pop is a joy and his cover of 'To Be Rich Should Be a Crime' is the version that lives in my head. Here's a mini-doc over on Vimeo that came out with that single.

I stumbled across Tele Novella this month and they hit a lot of sound boxes for me. "Eggs in one Basket" has an appropriately weird video. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTB-uwAd0v8)

I'd heard "Pump Up the Volume," of which Colorbox was part (primary part, for this song) before because I'm a person living in the world the years I have, but somehow hadn't encountered "The Moon Is Blue"?! One of those bands for whom things went right then fell apart. Wolfgang Tillmans did an exhibition collecting their work in a "playback room" exhibition.

I remain fond of younger folks reinterpreting the imagery and sound from my high school years and Lauran Hibberd hits that. See 2nd prettiest girl as an example.

Anyway here's a link to March's playlist on Spotify, with the track list below the cut. 

And embedded if you dig that:

'Don't Let the Green Grass Fool You' - Wilson Pickett

'King's Crossing' - Elliott Smith

'Hearts and Flowers' - Jennifer Lopez

'Cloudy Day' - Tones And I

'99 Luftballons' - Stereoact

'Waters of March' - Art Garfunkel

'Pop Goes The World' - Men Without Hats

'Mother Nature' - MGMT

'The Moon Is Blue' - Colourbox

'Ask The Community' - Timber Timbre

'Good Times' - Eric Burdon & the Animals

'So Much (For) Stardust' - Fall Out Boy

'Masquerade - Re-Recorded' - Berlin

'Era Primavera' - Chicano Batman

'wavering grass' - demon gummies

'All Night Long (All Night)' - Lionel Richie

'Love Lasts Forever' - All Saints

'Rhythm Of The Night' - DeBarge

'Only You Can' - Fox

'Can't Get Enough' - Jennifer Lopez

'That Time' - Regina Spektor

'Daniel' - Bat For Lashes

'Calling All Kids' - Arthur Russell

'Talkin' Like You (Two Tall Mountains)' - Connie Converse

'Psychic Vampire' - Tristen

'And When I Die' - Peter, Paul and Mary

'Dancing with Tears in My Eyes' - Ultravox

'Alien Boy' - Oliver Tree

'Baby Blue Sedan' - Modest Mouse

'Bulletproof' - La Roux

'Help I'm Alive' - Metric

'Eggs in one Basket' - Tele Novella

'Perfect (Exceeder)' - David Guetta

'Bullet With Butterfly Wings - Remastered 2012' - The Smashing Pumpkins

'Right Time of Night' - Urban Heat

'Paper Crown' - Tele Novella

'Balloon Man' - Robyn Hitchcock & The Egyptians

'The Rubberband Man' - The Spinners

'It Won't Be Long' - Tele Novella

'Hurdy Gurdy Man' - Donovan

'Aladdin' - Future Islands

'Beautiful People' - The Books

'Don't Touch My Bikini' - The Halo Benders

'Toy Boy' - MIKA

'Keep It Rolling' - Bloc Party

'Don't You Evah' - Spoon

'Paper Thin Walls' - Modest Mouse

'Peach Sky' - Bat For Lashes

'Heathens' - AURORA

'Dancing Barefoot' - Patti Smith

'To Be Rich Should Be a Crime' - Cola Boyy

'Bugs' - O'Death

'pretty good for a bad day' - Lauran Hibberd

'Synthetica' - Metric

'Hermit the Frog' - MARINA

[joelsmallishbeans-skins]

Right Side Round 2

Gameshow Host vs MCC 18 Halloween Violet Vampires (Cinderella Joel)

MCC 29 Orange Ocelots vs Fucked Up Eyebrow Shrek

Flower Crown Jeremyism Joel vs Bunnyboy Joel (Brown)

Princess Party Stratos Joel vs Santa Shrek (Pussy Out Look) (its the grinch)

King of Mezelea but Cool (Diss Track) vs Bikini Shrek

Eva Joel 2.0 (She Has Legs This Time) (Afterlife) vs Dulla 'Dan' (New Life)

MCC 23 Purple Pandas vs MCC 24 Aqua Axolotls

MCC 11 Halloween Mustard Mummies vs MCC 15 Blue Bats

Prince of Mezelea vs Forestborn Hippie Joel (Afterlife)

MCC 8 Aqua Axolotls vs MCC 9 Pink Parrots

Kawaii Shrek vs Disney Princess Shrek

X Life Trial Joel vs Detective Joel

MCC All Stars Orange Ocelots vs Beekeeper Joel (ESMP 2)

MCC Scuffed Blue Bats vs Thor Joel (Afterlife)

Ken Joel (ESMP 2) vs Toy Sheriff Joel (ESMP 2)

Double Life Joel vs HP Joel

[mememanufactorum]

Things my friends have said out of context (July 2023 edition)

* FEEL FREE TO SHARE AS YOU PLEASE, NO CREDIT NEEDED. CHANGE PRONOUNS OR ANYTHING ELSE AS DESIRED.

Y'all know Japanese right?

And then gay furry porn.

We've been measuring our distance in LOTR Director's Cut length.

This is when the ants start to peek over.

Humans think existential threats look just like us.

Can't get more American than bikini clad armor women flying with snipers.

They wanted to fucking negotiate peacefully at first. Imagine the surprise when that failed.

God was not happy being stunned continuously, but I was thriving.

Ok guys, time to be replaced by a skinwalker.

I hope to watch someone eat shit on the sand dunes.

I consumed a chocolate covered coffee bean for the first time not knowing that's what it was and died.

I mean, it is coffee condensed into a powerful bean.

IT'S 104 DEGREES, NO WONDER I'M DYING OUT THERE.

Alright, y'all get to be my bodyguards.

You're paid in friendship and permission to be an ass if they're a giant red flag.

I'm just bad at judging people like this, so I need bodyguards.

Except I have too many bones and they're all fragile so I don't go squish.

I make a million cracking noises.

I'm gonna eat the Zaku.

You're gonna feel every bone in my body shift and be horrified.

Plot twist: I'm running the carnival. I'm the fae.

Bathroom mirrors are awful at night.

I'm gonna squish, and not in nice way.

Why does the pool smell like fried chicken?

If this somehow works in her favor, I'm gonna Kermit.

You will not do nothing to ensure you don't purchase it.

HEY KIDS YOU WANT TO FIGHT AN ELDRITCH GOD?

But as we all know from endless consumption of Japanese media, anime is more powerful than God.

As it turns out, God is weak to an oversized Glock.

It's just a vampire being a freak with a Druid.

What? You don't like the Druid transforming into a literal bear to bang the vampire?

The IRS waits for no one.

Do I get to re-enact my one day as an Oblivion guard?

I still want to punt [name] a lot.

When she's in her true form, I want to bop her with a bat. The major league baseball kind of bat.

I hate it when mechs have feathery wings like this.

Not the first or the last time we will commit war crimes.

I got hit with the X. X just gave it to me.

I AM THE MOST UNRECOGNIZABLE PERSON AROUND.

You say this, but I am often able to sneak away by doing nothing.

What a fucking nerd. You have a boyfriend that cares about your wellbeing. Point and laugh at this nerd.

I'd pick her up, spin her around, and do the same kind of singing that confuses my dogs.

That sounds incredibly stupid. You have what's basically chocolate and savory candy.

You're beyond creatures.

Or you could be like me: Drink four shots of espresso and vibrate to the sun.

[oonajaeadira]

For the Love of Fic: December 5

I’m lazily making my way through my read list. Some weeks I’m slower than others, and this one was no exception. But I loved a fair few this week!!

MAX PHILLIPS

Effective by @prolix-yuy The sexytime sequel to Reflective, this follows straight on the heels of that horror romance right into the bedroom. He’s a vampire, she’s got a mirror, and it’s hot AF.

Negotiations by @toomanystoriessolittletime Would the man you love give you everything if only he knew how much grief ladies endure with their period? One would hope so. If someone as bratty and selfish as Max can make the deal, then sit up, dudes, and take notice.

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DIN DJARIN

Competing for Christmas (1: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, 2: Oh, Christmas Tree, and 3: Jingle Bell Rock) by @something-tofightfor So I’m not a Hallmark girl, but if you put a Pedro boy in and I get to be a main character, okay I’m sold. And I’m looking forward to the hijinks right off the bat. I’ve never been part of a team competition like this before--winter-themed events in a city-wide tournament--but I want it. I love that it gets cute with the tree lighting ceremony and escalates with the competition. The third chapter is a favorite with delicious tension coming from every corner, giving my heart a happy workout and leaving me in a gooey pile. Looking forward to more chapters!

Bes’laar by @the-blind-assassin-12 I would love to be the one who Din showed his scars to. To be the one to make him happy when they weren’t frowned upon, but accepted as dear parts of him. Although the thought that his scars “aren’t pretty” doesn’t apply to Din (although he doesn’t know it). Din. Have you seen yourself? Especially the @stealyourblorbos fanart this fic was inspired by? BANGARANG.

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(w/Black Krrsantan) Adrenaline by @honestly-shite This is as naughty as it gets, friends. This is a three way with beskar and fur and--boy howdy--dicks ahoy. It’s growling and praise and Din gets his mouth involved and I kind of just forgot about time with this one.

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FRANKIE MORALES

Recurrence by @insomniamamma There’s something so lovely about the quiet parts of love. Like someone taking care of you even if they’re only half awake, knowing you so well that they can literally comfort you in their sleep. Short. Sweet. I want this.

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EZRA

Closer by @grogusmum Something of a prequel drabble for her selkie!Ezra series, Seven Tears, this is a short and sweet sigh of a ficlet about forbidden contact, a warm day when it’s good to be a seal on a warm rock...or a girl slipping down to the waters for a swim. I love this selkie man so much.

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JAVI GUTIERREZ

More to Love by @mishasminion360 We’ve all had that thing we’ve bought in the store that we love but get it home and have either lost the confidence to wear it or second guess how we look in it. It’s a little more devastating when it’s a bikini and you’re not a supermodel. AND you just happen to be dating a rich, handsome, cinnamon bun and can’t understand what he sees in you...until he tells you.

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[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

The Solar Opposites Gang’ Monster Forms (for @avaveevo)

Now that you’ve already met the Solars’ monster forms, meet their friends, frenemies and honorary family members’ monster forms:

Miss Frankie (She-Wolverine Mutant)

The skin is seafoam green and her form has a bikini on it to cover privates. She also freaks out whenever her Wolverine claws attack someone.

Principal Cooke (Werehog)

His fur is different shades of tan and he is very protective his girlfriend Miss Frankie in that form.

Cherie (Goliath She-Hulk)

Unlike most She-Hulks, this is one most dangerous! Her boobs are covered, her skin is cherry pink and her spikes are cherry red. Montez is even smitten by his girlfriend’s Goliath hulk form.

Montez (Werebat Mutant)

His mouth is like a bat’s snout, his fangs are very sharp, his fur is different shades of gray, his hair is the upper part of his head, he has very powerful claws and talons. His wings are even human sized-too. The only thing that calms him down when in rage is his girlfriend Cherie, little Pezlie and his friends and family friends.

Nova (Were-Rabbit Mutant)

Nova’s fur is Cupid’s blush. Her eyes glow white. Korvo is very protective of Nova, because she like a big sister to him, due to the fact she inherited traits from Janiz. Korvo is lucky because he has two sisters. A birth biological one and surrogate one. Nova is protective of her adoptive daughter Sherbet in that form as well.

Ms. Perez (Were-wolf Mutant)

Her fur is chestnut. Her eyes glow neon orange. She is very protective of her girlfriend Mia in that form. She always stay calm in her monster form, but not when Mia, her friends and/or the kids are in danger. Jaime (Mutant Vampire)

His shaded parts on his vampire ears and fingers are bloody red. He only sucks cow’s blood and enemies’ blood, not innocent civilians. His wife Darcy is smitten and horny towards it, so is he.

Darcy (Hellhound Monster)

Her fur is black, her eyes glow summer sunglow, she is very protective of her husband Jaime in that for, and also horny it too. Jaime is also smitten.

Sherbet (Sweets Demon Mutant)

She has a few glittery skin parts that cotton Candy pink, her eyes glow cotton Candy pink, her mouth foams color is grape soda purple, she foams when enraged over someone she loves is hurt. She had a bikini on it. Her skin is cotton candy purple. Her horns’s color is also cotton candy purple. She breaths fire from her mouth that is all three color shades of cotton candy, which are pink, blue and purple. She is very protective of the Replicants and Sonya in that form, like a big sister. The only thing that calms her down are her friends and family, mostly her adoptive mother Nova. Nova even supports her daughter’s form, since she doesn’t have to worry about her getting hurt.

Kevin (were-fox form)

Fur is maroon. Eyes glow yellow. Very protective of kids and wife in this form.

Mia (Octopus Monster)

Her clothes fall apart into pieces in this form. Very protective of Ms. Perez in that form. Only thing that keeps her calm is her girlfriend.

Randall (Were-Dragon)

Shades parts on tail and arm and stomach are blue-green. Very protective of crush Janice in that form.

Janice (Were-Lizard Mutant)

Skin is different shades of yellow and orange. Eyes glow when enraged. Feels horny yet uncomfortable since she doesn’t want be a burden, y’know.

Sonya (Were-Kraken Form)

Unlike Ruby Gillman, Sonya’s were-kraken form is human-sized. Grows bigger and stronger the size of an adult, like Yumyulack and Jesse’s. Her headband rips apart. She at first was scared of her monster form after she revived it during her three-hour coma, but Korvo managed to help her accept it and she bows loves it.

Alice (Medusa Mutant)

She became friends with the Solars after she became amazed and grateful that Mundane Terry actually saved her during their fight at the pier on the beach. She only turns enemies into stone, not innocent people. She is now Nova’s maid and family friend to the Solar Opposites. Mrs. Brandine, who became good in “Super Gooblers”, decided to let her go after being touched by Nova’s kindness and the Solars saving her maid.

[batbikini]

What else would you wear to a Bloodbath?

Vampire Bat Bikini and Dragon Queen Bikini by Diktator Fashion Lab

www.diktatorfashionlab.com

models: Giada Redsnow, Simona Scalia

photo by amazing www.martapetrucci.com

Mua by Gianluca Terracina

[tanzasadventuresinwearingclothes]

Or maybe try a sexy vampire lady costume instead?

[june-violet]

gone beach batty 🦇 👙  ink + copics + photoshop

[soeffingcute]

Batty 🦇 bralette, in amethyst 🔮 customize the little bat into another design or I can do text! Message me via my Etsy with any requests @soeffingcute #bralette #amethyst #bat #batty #halloween #horrormovies #horror #goth #gothfashion #vampire #bratop #spooky #fashion #custom #bridalshower #bachelorette #bacheloretteparty #beach #bikini #bra #sportsbra #activewear #fitness #batman #soeffingcute #purple #etsy #madeinusa (at Long Beach, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNP7XXNAzPV/?igshid=pwq20ust2dde

[kaluxsims]

A whole damn outfit! Dork that I am, I’m calling it Goth Grrrl Summer. It’s essentially a transparent edit of @rented-space‘s 4t2 Shirt Dress’s duster, on a nude body base, with @mdpthatsme’s 4t2 Mosch boots. Credit for all of the very very many parts it took to make this are at the bottom of the post. It took a lot of learning new skills, and it took *forever*. Like more than a month. The fat morph kept exploding, among many other setbacks. But now it’s finally ready to share! It’s AF only, because I can’t bear to look at it in Milkshape anymore. Will I age (and maybe sex) convert it eventually? Probably. If someone else wants to though? Go for it. (With credit and link or @, please.) Same with shoeswapping. I might eventually, but if anyone else does it, that’s fine too.

As you can see in the screenshot, it’s not 100% perfect. Parts pop out of the sheer alpha duster if the sim moves in unusual ways. It’s not as noticeable in the game.  The legs do clip through the bottom of the duster when the sim walks, but the original by @rented-space does that too. I figure if it’s good enough for them, it’s more than good enough for me. There are two semi-big holes too, on the fat and preg morphs too, near the hip. You can see it on Mary on the left, living her Giant Vampire Lady From That Game dream. Hopefully not a dealbreaker for anyone who likes it otherwise. It’s also fairly high-poly, but not absurdly so.

Swatch:

The two that look the same have different length shorts. Most have black boots, but a couple have brighter colors. DOWNLOAD: Mediafire Credits (so very many credits): @rented-space and EAxis for the Shirt Dress 4t2 conversion, @mdpthatsme and EAxis for the 4t2 mosch boots, @deedee-sims and EAxis for the leggings texture, @memento-sims for the bandeau texture, EAxis for the tanktop and bikini top textures, @iakoasims for their GIMP curves, patterns (except stripes by me) from vecteezy.com: floral and stars by kolesov2004784003, bats by Amonrat, damask by narinbg

[alexathebat]

Can you guess where I got inspo for the formal outfit? Ten points for the real ones if so. The sixth upload in my Bat Family series is of course Barbara Gorgeous. If you use my sim in any way please give credit, thanks and enjoy! <3

Download Link: https://1drv.ms/u/s!AnI87JQHicMkgQqg04H6N2itBZ91?e=Dty5Fy

Packs Used: Seasons, Get to Work, Vampires, Holiday pack (free)

Barbara will still display properly without these you'll only be missing a few insignificant clothing items, all her genetics, makeup and her uniform are cc. EYES are set under non default because I am bougie, but you can find them under facepaint.

Custom Content Used:

Seleng lipstick N65

Tragicsimblr subtle nose blush

d r e a m g i r l 3 D l a s h e s (they are seriously so good)

S-club WM ts4 eyelashes

batgirlmask, boots, cloak, hair, and body by the incredible Plaza Sims, this series would not be possible without her amazing niche creations.

pralinesims blush N53 Morgan

s club ts4 LLhair n93 LILIS

Nightcrawler AF Hair SASHA

MER freckles N03

Angissi shimmer eyeshadows glam

DN TSR love myself tights

Bradford Devereux boots

Darte77 f short sleeve tee HQ

Kismet sims socks all in one

Sentate kroft dress

Remus Sirion eyeshadow 30

SM mom jeans

Belaloallure rina sweatpants

RIMINGS mom and daughter couple look, adult outfit

Rowan eyeshadow by purrseophone sims

Sabrina coat by belaloallure

s club ts4 WM nails

Nightcrawler AF Hair impulse

Remus sirion lipstick 199 Zea

Jius thong sandals 01

GPME softblush

ZENX eyecolors Z30 HQ

MURPHY Solange earrings

Remus Sirion lipstick 192 Irridation

Remus Sirion eyebrows 31

d r e a m g i r l k n i t t e d k e y h o l e s h i r t

Pralinesims earrings tear right

Pralinesims earrings Gloria

Dissia Witchy Dress

Tsminh Sims Hair 57 Swift without bang

d r e a m g i r l 3 D l a s h e s V2

MURPHY Diane necklace

Tsminh Sims Hair 29 Dawn

Pralinesims faceskin collection2019

MB Josie high converse 1vF

Saurus MJ Lucian shoes

Tsminh Sims Hair 112 Heart

RIMINGS Chanel brooch beret

MURPHY astrid necklace

Remus Sirion cleavage large

MMSIMS eyeliner 1

Kijiko eyelash YU version 2 match hair

SB Nitropanic Halter Bikini Bottom Rc

SB Nitropanic halter bikini top rc

Turksimmer Lipstick M151

GPME Gold Stay Matte Collection

Madlen Gladys boots

Angissi Eyeliner Hollywood

MsBlue skins V3

MsBlue skintone set V3

LUUMIA mod handfingersliders

obscurus nose slider N2 nose tip

cmar enhanced butt sliders V2

bloodmoon forehead height slider

LUUMIA mod ear up down slider

cmar enhanced thigh slider

LUUMIA mod hip shape

cmar enhanced lower leg sliders

Dumbaby Hips height slider MALE FEMALE

Obscurus nose slider N6 septum slider width

teanmoon mouthscale slider

cien no EA lashes V5 for all