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[anyataylorjoys]

SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

[filmgifs]

SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

[dushku]

Jack O'Connell as Remmick

SINNERS (2025)

[joniemagnum]

i keep seeing people on TikTok complain about how Nosferatu was "predictable," as if they didn't walk into a theater to watch an adaption of the most famous vampire novel of all time. of COURSE it's predictable dipshit, it came free with your impacting gothic horror fundamentally for all of eternity.

"it's too much like dracula!" i'm going to hold your hand when i say this...

[vampirediariesdaily]

Well, I'm glad you're finding my misery so amusing. I swear there's nothing in here. And if you think I'm having fun, you're insane.

[garnetdawn]

Dracula Parrot design (sold) -

sooo happy with this one, I've wanted to design something off that bird for over a year now and this really paid off this wait >:D Thanks to my current interest in vampire media I was so so so tempted to keep this character for myself too hahaha but if i followed my whims I'd keep all my adopts

✨ If you're interested in a design from me I am open for custom orders for a limited time! Info in this page

[hiyyihsun]

i need vampire media. give it to me

[chronaalbarn]

Questions that won't let me sleep: are vampire breasts nice to touch? If you squish them do they go back to their initial shape? They're cold fat after all. Are they more pleasant after just feeding with nice warm blood? I would use a hair drier to soften mine up.

[party-in-my-head]

Vampires are immortal right? They don't feel temperature or pain or anything.

As a vampire, why would you clothe yourself functionally if you could look SEXY ALL THE FUCKING TIME WITHOUT ANY DRAWBACKS???

[anyataylorjoys]

Hailee Steinfeld as Mary SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

[kentnaturaltribrid]

Top Left: Valkori Vaneri Valero Stone, the medium sized piece and well structured. Only shows up after Valkori Vaseri Eclipses or Valerian Eclipses. The last known Valkori Eclipse was 2010.

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Top Right: All three stones, the Saseri or Mystic Triangle of stones is known as Raskeri. The last known few pieces of each Raskeri Yanvori are all pieces that now waiting to become a piece of natural jewelry, when I have the time. they’re also very rare to find, the next three won’t even appear in an Eclipse until 2025.

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Bottom: The three in the lucky box near the bottom of the photo are the Raskeri. The box keeps them from becoming nothing. They are precious little pieces of the Eclipse and Ontop of that another 3 of them won’t appear until 2054 to be exact.

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“You can’t possibly hate me more than you hate yourself.”

[plurinerd]

Fucking flowers- of all things, flowers!

Actual things that happen in the 1897 Dracula novel, without context:

A character has ominous nightmares and attributes them to eating too much paprika

Dracula first appears wearing a fake beard

The person he was trying to fool with the fake beard immediately realizes Dracula and Beard Guy are the same man, due to both having really firm handshakes

We are told parrots are immortal unless fatally wounded

A Texan cowboy opens fire on a bat flitting around a window, and lodges a bullet in the wall of an occupied room

A woman is called a polyandrist for receiving blood transfusions from multiple men

An incorrectly addressed telegram leads to two deaths, multiple druggings, and several children being assaulted

Dracula, while trying to maintain a low profile, takes a lovely trip to the zoo and freaks out the animals so badly that he gets mentioned in a newspaper article

The one character who knows anything about vampires spends a good two-thirds of the book refusing to talk about vampires

Dracula went to Satan's Witchcraft Academy and somehow this is only brought up in two throwaway lines

A character gets stuck inside a circle of communion wafer crumbs

A major plot point of the book is Dracula (who was said to be a brilliant scholar and has the strength of twenty mortal men) realizing he can move boxes without human help

Someone is referred to as "manifestly a prig of the first water"

Two characters have a hobby of reading train schedules

A hospital lets a mental patient escape to see what will happen

A character starts vomiting up feathers from eating whole birds

A doctor refuses to give a medical diagnosis and instead makes a speech about growing corn

Dracula impersonates another character just by wearing the same clothes, despite being taller and visibly much older. This deception is successful.

A character "cleans" a room by eating all the insects in it

Suddenly: rats. Thousands of them.

The heroes progress in their efforts through "the wonderful power of money," i.e., bribery

Dracula has three other vampires in his castle. Their relation to him is never explained, nor are any of them named.

A character insists his salvation depends on having a pet cat

Dracula is thwarted by flowers on more than one occasion

A group of vampires stand in the hall outside a man's bedroom, talking loudly about their plans to eat him. When he comes to the door to confront them, they run away laughing

Dracula wears an unfashionable hat and gets roasted for it

A group of Romanians encounter a disheveled, shouting man and, "seeing from his violent demeanour that he was English, they [give] him a ticket for the furthest station on the way thither that the train reached."

A boat crashes due to Dracula having the munchies

A wolf is thrown through a window and immediately runs off, confused and covered in glass

Dracula makes a bed

[vampirediariesdaily]

I’m a ripper! A ripper doesn’t stop! I listen to the words that come out of your mouth and all I hear is the sound of your heart pumping blood through your body.

The Vampire Diaries (2009 - 2017)

[tiiidan]

Lake doesn’t enter rooms. She seeps into them.

[strangestcase]

🗝️ imagine-nosferatu Follow

Vampireblr: Oh my goth don’t turn humans without their consent that’s abusive and reinforces power dynamics also didn’t you know blood baptisms can carry diseases

Hydeblr: Here’s how to slip the elixir in your loved ones’ food and drink without them noticing until they start turning into a big gross evil version of themselves 😁 Follow me for advanced corruption techniques

🧪 nastychemical Follow

Hey OP that’s not true

Sometimes they start turning into a small gross evil version of themselves 🤭

🦇 i-say-bleh Follow

bleh

[imactuallyreallyshort]