#vee’s thots

[netherfeildren]

this man would build you a house with his bare hands but also watches the sound of music with you and weeps when captain von trapp sings edelweiss with the children

[dmsr-art]

whose pussy is juicier: mercy or corona?

this is like mercy's anatomist prowess vs ianthe's siscon feelings

ianthe wins. she went crazy creating the most perfect, juicy, bespoke pussy for her beloved sister. like insane levels of attention to detail. ianthe should be locked up for what she did. if mercymorn had seen that pussy she would have been gagged. she would have touched it and been like "something happened here".

tldr corona's pussy is juicer 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[raikkxz]

kimi raikkonen is so durmstrang coded and nico rosberg is so beauxbatons coded honestly

[pisspope]

Zeke 2, 4, for the character ask game!! 💕💕💕

OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

just the sass of it all. the drama queen-ity. "i have one year left to live and i'm going to make it everyone's problem." also the daddy issues yum yum

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

the watersports category on pornhub Uhh definitely something high fantasy so he can fuck around with mythical beasties and shit. recently been rereading cornelia funke's reckless which is about two brothers, one of which is slowly being consumed by a curse of stoneflesh. i think he should go there. as a treat. save his brother from the curse wrought upon him by gross negligence, for fun!

[pedrospatch]

and his fingers are so thick

idk who you are non but I am convinced you are trying to kill me today 💀

[thefact0rygirl]

Boss Boba Anon: Boba and the lady CEO, are at some fancy gala thingy. And dance to a very slow song. Oof imagine that raspy deep voice with that amazing accent whispering in your ear.

boba hesitantly putting his hand on your waist and asking you, "is it okay if i put my hand here?"

[siltyriver]

i think everyone should know sign language so i could just sign the words i don't know how to pronounce rather than embarrass myself with the ordeal of Speaking

[trulybetty]

Sunday Week in Review XI

This week's header is dedicated to @legendary-pink-dot for the idea of Dieter being his own 80s sitcom 😝💕

Is everyone okay this morning? Have we all recovered from last night? Do we need to hydrate, grab a snack (not that kind of snack) and recoup? Any welfare checks we need to send out? Phew 🫠

It's been a slog to get through this week, and I didn't get to as much reading as I wanted, which you'll see below. These daily prompts have been taking up more time than I expected and work has picked up (rude). But I'm also realising as I read through people's weekly round-ups, that I've missed a lot this week that I haven't seen come across my dash.

So if you've posted something this week (fanfic, thots or anything else) and you'd like to share it - feel free to drop it in my DM's or as an Asks!

T R U L Y  U P D A T E S . . .

oct' x 15 - first wine (sequins!joel x reader)

oct' x 16 - flying kites (frankie x reader)

oct' x 17 - whispers (chiffon!dieter x bryony)

oct' x 18 - picking apples (sequins!joel x reader)

oct' x 19 - ghosts (dieter x f!reader)

oct' x 20 - sweater weather (chiffon!dieter x bryony)

oct' x 21 - acorns (tim rockford x f!reader)

birthdays, besties & bravos (celebrating the lovely @wildemaven)

W H A T  I  R E A D . . .

A Safe Haven | Chapter 9 (Joel) (Check TW’s) by @joelsgreys This was the update I've been so patiently waiting for and it did not disappoint! This is a fantastic series that I never thought I'd get so emotionally invested in - but that's how good Vee is! This is always one of my top recommendations when suggesting Joel fanfics to read!

Working Title | Chapter 14 (Dieter) by @rhoorl Another great update for Dieter and Belle - I'm rooting for these two from the sidelines and I'm exciting to see how things play out for them!

Delta Landscaping | Chapter 8 (Triple Frontier + Pedro Characters) by @rhoorl Okay, there's not one, but two Pedro Character appearances this week and I'm trying to figure out how I can move to Mule Falls Court like yesterday - because it's all going down over there and I highly recommend this be added to your reading if you haven't read it yet. A Month of Sundays (Various) by @gnpwdrnwhiskey I'm living for all of these prompts and I can't choose one or two because they've all been soooo good!

M E M O R A B L E  P O S T S . . .

I'm on edge as @for-a-longlongtime shares more of their WIP that is Peña x Rockford x Reader, with that line up you know it's going to be good!

Self Care with Dieter & Jett (@morallyinept) - this week it's emotions and highlights some important stuff!

More Dieter and his hippo table shenanigans delivered by @i-love-movies to @gnpwdrnwhiskey, this made my week 🤣

B R O U G H T  T H E  J O Y . . .

Bit of a personal one, but we got to do a little Halloween festive trip out yesterday with the little Truly's. Something you're not always able to do when you have a child with extra needs, as events such as these can be a bit overwhelming for a multitude of reasons. So when we're able to attend ones that are specially catered for families like ours, it's always a special occasion - even if it does make you realise how unfit you are wrangling two kids 🤣 Also, keeping on brand, Baby Truly adored all the Halloween decor and was waving and saying hello to her minions the props.

Watched the new Goosebumps on Disney+ not expecting much, and I actually enjoyed it. Little Betty would have been all over this as a kid.

Also, watched my annual viewing of Practical Magic, which thanks to the wonders of the digital age I own to stream to my heart's content regardless of the season.

T H I S  W E E K ' S  J A M . . .

Back in my Matchbox Twenty feels this week 💛 - this one has been in heavy rotation while writing!

Hope everyone has had a great week! Here's to a new week ahead! Hopefully, if Pedro makes another appearance we'll all be ready for it, or at least recovered by then! 😝🫠

Happy Sunday all! ☀️💛

[daimyosprincess]

HOLD ON umm not to come in unannounced but do you have any boba fic recommendations asking for a friend 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙏🙏

NEVER apologize for coming in my inbox asking for Boba content because I always vibrating with need to talk about the daddy in chief!!!

Under the cut are some off the top of my head (you can check out my #fanfic tag too) and I will reblog with additional recs if I think of them.

All are 18+ and Boba x F!Reader unless noted, and in no particular order.

Homecoming by @thefact0rygirl

I would pay real money for the chance to read all of Vee's fics for the first time again. Her masterlist is my go to when I crave that good Boba 🌶️.

Afflictions by @rexxdjarin

This Empire-era fic lives rent free in my head. Julie gives me my regular Boba fix with her trove of thots and drabbles in her masterlist.

Verman'alor by @galacticgraffiti

Deliciously spicy read with lots of cool Mando'a used. Gala has some other great Boba pieces listed in their masterlist as well.

Hurts So Good by @saradika

Honestly I can't pick my favorite of her Boba fics, this is just the first one I had saved. The Little Mess duo is also amazing fucking hot.

The Duality of Us by @acatalystrising

You can really tell how much Eliza loves Boba in her writing! She's got a few other series and oneshots in her masterlist.

Tea Shop series by @pickleprickle

You want the sweetest Boba fluff you can imagine? Look no further than this series!! Brings a smile to my face every time I see a new part. Check out Lee's masterlist too.

A Simple Thing by iridan [Boba Fett x Din Djarin]

This fic... whew. I binged it in two weeks and I still have yet to fully recover. Excellent world building and FEELINGS. i am also into bobadin now

A Pillar of Salt by acomplicatedprofession

One of the most achingly beautiful things I've ever read. 10/10 in the feelings department.

I Know What You Like by millennialfalcon

Let's just say I found out that I'm definitely into that.

Rescue of the Wretched by @mando-cyare

One of the earliest Boba fics I read when I rediscovered my undying love for obsession with Boba when the Mandalorian came out, and this is still one of my all-time favs.

Bred by the King by Much_Ado_Abt_Novels

Another early fic. Guess I'm into that now too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And last but not least I want to give a shout out to all the creators out their sharing their content with us!! Thank you for giving me the serotonin I need to survive 💖

[obxsprincess]

Here to anon a colour, my lovely vee!!

Most definitely lavender, I have a big fat Tumblr crush on you, pookie 💋

It’s vi btw!!

aww vi omg !!!! 💗 pooks I say we have a big fat tumblr wedding 💍 yk to make it official ♡ im holding u to ur word bae…

bt jokes aside stawp cus ilysm !!! 💞

anon me a color while I work on thot requests 💗

[netherfeildren]

who gives a FUCK about this doctor dude where is my shiny tin can man !!!!!!!!!!!

[dmsr-art]

I'm sorry but Nona being in Harrow's body means she has the least plump lips. Harrow is the 2% lean beef of the series, has zero ass and zero fat on her body. her pussy is like 80% bones. The plumpest pussy is obviously Mercy, who custom made it to be literal perfection and uses her necromancy through it to activate every pleasure center in a dick at once

harrow's parents did nawt murder 200 babies for their daughter to have a weak ass pussy.... harrow is licherally serving cunt. yeah she's bony where do u think all her fat is?? ON HER ALMOND JOY MOUND!!!

mercy can just touch ur neck with a single finger and make u cream instantly she wouldn't bother custom making her cunt (im sure it's very nice though and i would drag my nuts through broken glass just to get a whiff)

[a-reader-and-a-writer]

Vee honey?? If you're ok with me still sending in some thoughts/thots, might I?? I really, really need to start screaming about Professor!Bob again, it's been sitting in the back of my brain for far too long.

Yours and Bob's home has always been a place of deep creativity. Since Bob's a professor of art history, he's really passionate about what he does and tries to impart that to his students. He's even a painter himself and you've been his muse countless times.

During the summer, he's painted you in the back garden, sometimes as a figure from Greek Mythology or a character from a fairy tale. When the kids started to appear in the family, they too became his inspiration. Your favorite painting in the house is one of when you brought your daughter, Deidre, home and she was asleep in her little wicker sleeping basket on the picnic blanket while you had woven freshly picked wildflowers into the straw.

Your older sons are also regular artists as well. Bob will sometimes set up finger paints or watercolors for Auggie and Patrick to use. They've created some really wild pictures which Bob readily hangs up in his office at the college and which you keep on your desk at the school where you teach.

Your house is always readily full of music, doesn't matter what era or what artists, you and Bob fully believe that the kids need to hear good music. You were really surprised when Auggie wanted to take up piano and Bob was always eager to teach him. You would think that Bob would be a stickler and teach him how to play Beethoven or Schubert (of course he did, no doubt) but Bob was a die hard fan of the movie soundtracks that Hans Zimmer has written and taught Auggie how to play those first.

When Auggie grew up, he took up playing the violin in an orchestra because he inherited his father's deep love of music. You, Bob, Patrick, Deidre and Rudy all were in attendance at the theater that night along with Bob's parents since they were doing a tribute to Hans Zimmer. Auggie's fiancé was also a part of the choir and got to be on stage next to him. Bob was almost in tears when he saw his son and future daughter-in-law on stage together as the group performed Chevaliers de Sangreal from The Da Vinci Code and a whole bunch of others. Bob again almost lost it when they did Now We Are Free from Gladiator and when they did The Lion King? Forget it, Bob was one of the first people to stand up and applaud his son.

I'm so sorry this got lost in my inbox!!!! 😭💖 But thank you so much for sending it in!

Bob would definitely be the most supportive parent ever, regardless what his kids wanted to do. And while he would never push his own interests on his kids, he would take extra pleasure if/when they followed in his footsteps or picked a career in a related field.

[distracted-milkshake]

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[pedrospatch]

WAIT I HAVE A NEW THOUGHT!! We've been on the Joel miller sexy breeding kink train for too long so now I propose getting off and boarding the period sex train 👀 it's a known fact that orgasms ease cramps and Joel miller is not a man who is afraid of blood.... I feel like him and Javi P are top contenders for period sex. and that one anon is absolutely right- I'm loving this side of you LMAO I suggest once a month we all regroup for Thots Week 🥴

THOTS WEEK OH MY GOD YES PLEASE?!?

also tbh I have always been TERRIFIED of sex on the rag idk I get so self conscious but holy shit if I ain’t the horniest when it’s Niagara Falls down there 😮‍💨

also I know for a fact Joel would be down, I can def see Javi P being down maybe even Frankie being down bc he wants to please his partner no matter what

now would VEE be down? only a P boy character would probably change my mind on that lmao

[thefact0rygirl]

my dear vee

i’m sorry to hear you’re having a rough time. i’m sending lots of love to you. plus healing and recovery and peaceful vibes.

to contrast the peaceful vibes, if it helps, i just wanted to answer your request for thots with the thing i think about maybe at least twice a day. which is.,,,,, and i always get bashful typing this shit out,,,,

joel miller taking u against a wall. bending u over a counter. he’s fully clothed ur fully undressed type vibe. a lil rough but like just stupidly loving. inundated with praise while being railed within an inch of ur life. you know.

id like some sort of cowboy to just help me empty my brain. just something to think about.

love u and if there’s anything i can do, i’m here!!! love deedee

DEEDEE MY SPARKLING CHAMPAGNE DIAMOND ✨ i don't know what tumblr did with your ask because i'm just now seeing it but i aM FROTHING

joel miller x afab!reader (nsfw 18+, 580 words, rough sex, p in v, desperate "i can't lose you" vibes)

"The fuck is wrong with you?" There is a weight to his words, a mix of crushing frustration and terror after your recent smuggling run. Calling it a disaster would be an understatement; it was an absolute shit show.

You and Joel are lucky to still be alive, but the bitterness of adrenaline still lingers even hours later. You're still seething, Joel more so than you. It simmers on the surface, hanging around Joel's apartment like a thick cloud of smoke. The right thing to do would be to sit down and talk things through. Like well, adjusted adults. And maybe if you weren't living in a post-cordyceps world you'd do just that.

But there is a lot of other shit you would do if the outbreak never happened. So instead, you and Joel let it fester, only allowing it to surface with obvious eye rolls from him and aggressive quips from you. It's the reason you're in your current position — naked and wet from your shower with a pissed off and clothed Joel bending you over the bathroom sink.

You grip the sides of the sink, holding yourself steady as Joel pushes you until your forehead is pressing against the dirty mirror in front of you. With your breath fogging up your reflection, you grit out, "I saved your life."

He replies with a sarcastic snort, notching his cock at your wet entrance. "You were reckless. You could've died."

"But I didn't — fuck!"

Your reply is cut off when he pushes inside of you. He doesn't stop until he's bottomed out, the feeling of fullness making you gasp as he sets a steady and harsh rhythm.

It's good this way.

Really fucking good. You don't need sweet and gentle, you need this gloom gone. You need to be twisted and squeezed, wrung out like a wet rag. You both do. Every hard thrust of his cock seems to reverberate through your body, shaking off the frustration.

Despite what Joel believes, the risk you took was deliberate and calculated. You weren't a reckless idiot, you just understood the situation. With Joel cornered by a group of infected, you had to draw their attention. And you did. Sure, it was stupid, but it worked, no matter how much Joel wishes it didn't.

Whining your name, he pulls you back until your back is pressed against his chest. Locking an arm around your chest, he keeps you in place. You're pressed against him, joined to him, close to him.

Safe with him.

"I could've lost you," He's babbling behind you, breathless and panting, but forcing the words out between hard thrusts. "You'd be gone right now. That what you want? Huh? Wanna end up mindless and infected?"

You shake your head as he buries his nose in your hair, his lips moving against your ear as he slips his other hand down to play with your clit. It's then that your legs start to shake, your climax drawing closer by the moment.

"I can't lose you. I fucking can't. Alright? You understand? Tell me you understand." He presses his fingers harder against your clit, demanding your answer as the fierce ache of your approaching orgasm shakes you down.

"I do. J—Joel, fuck, I’m—”

You’re trying to warn him, the ecstasy in relief looming over you as you try to keep the crest of ecstasy from crashing.

"Then prove it. Come for me. C'mon, show me you're still here. I wanna feel you."