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[vexonair]

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[blorbologist]

WHITEBOY IN MELEE WHITEBOY IN MELEE

With badass action shot support from Vex

[dilfsuzanneyk]

[on a date] yeah i just feel like Weird Al gets written off most times as just the parody guy when in reality he's insanely smart and unbelievably talented, and he has quite a lot of original songs too that are just as funny also have i told you yet about his punk-ish undertones during his earlier career cause– hey where are you going

[the0retically]

The Suckening #7 The Pulse of the City:

Just my thoughts, spoilers below :)

- Cumpire lore let’s go?????

- GOD THE INTRO EVERY TIME JUST SLAPS I LOVE IT

- “If you don’t call me the suckener, I’ll…KILL YOU!” Charlie pleaseeee

- Oh god the pheasant and the old people, I forgot about them

- “I think he feels guilty for not feeling guilty” shilo you’re so interesting

- “Oh? Still covered in blood” “are you just trying to make things worse?”

- Shilo please be safe, this officer isn’t good get out of there!!!! Prince Edward as the savior???? WHAT???? NO NO NO NO

- HE COLLAPSES?? Feigns unconsciousness???? Shilo please you’re alone with a follower of Edward twilight

- God fuck Edward twilight

- OH! The officer contacted Deacon though! That’s good

- DEACON ARE YOU PART OF EDWARDS THING??? NOOOO

- Deacon semi papa of shilo!! Wooo!!!!

- Arthur!!!!!!! Dude you don’t even know where the twins are uh oh

- But hey Arthur is able to follow the tracks of the bus!!

- Spirits touch????? Arthur????

- Ooooh the audio coming in from the fight is so well done

- HAHAHA ARTHUR PLEASE!!!!! “He’s pretty stoic but he looks horrified by what was said”

- They really just keep bullying Grizz to use spirits touch on the pheasant pleaseee

- “Something is Wrong with this pheasant, it’s not you, but something is Wrong”

- Oh god he takes the pheasant with him

- “I’m coming for you baby boy. Sorry about the other baby boy, but you’re in a sewer and I’m scared of sewers.” GRIZZ OH MY GOD

- “It’s all in a bad state deputy, but just close your eyes.” Deacon please do not hurt Shilo, he trusts you

- Arthur and Grefgore night in!

- Oh no, Grefgore please be ok

- “Hi…..my boy” “hi my boy! :D” oh I love them

- Grefgore don’t leave!!!!!!! The sun is about to rise!!

- Arthur???? You’re leaving?

- And hi to deacon?? Arthur?? 👀👀

- I love Grefgore he’s so fun. He’s just the most himbo someone can be

- What are they doing with the demons and the fangs?? This is So Strange

- “What are you wearing? Demon clothes?” “I’m naked, I wake up naked” “Oh God” HAH OH NO EMIZEL

- “Do you want to kill him? Cause that’ll kill him. ‘Nice cock man’ and you kick his head off” oh my god??

- Oh god Charlie this is a horrible image, “a twisted fashion studio” oh god, Charlie please this is horrifying

- “Their very demeanor scratches my brain” Grizz I’m with you but also Vex is terrifying

- “Do you want to be the guy on the table Grizz?” Oh no, ok but pop off Grizz good voice acting

- “I will be your mommy :)” oh god

- Charlie, Charlie please this now a for sure a horror campaign

- My eyes are just wide, WHAT ARE THEY CONSTRUCTING HUH???????

- Charlie is too good at being a deranged villain

- “He has had no reason to look for you, yeah, yeah he’s in his work right now” my stomach just fell, why is that so scary

- Like goodness Props to Charlie the suckening has me way more scared than bitb ever did, like I love and adore bitb so much and there were moments where I was terrified but there’s something about this that is so haunting. I can just see it in my head so clearly and it’s so freaky

- They never expect Emizel to come back!!

- Oh god but please emizel don’t die again already

- Love how Grizz is just simping for Vex because me too

- “They’re two dogs in me and they’re fucking” WILLIAM WISP IS THAT YOU??

- God I love how Grizz and bizly and just speaking as the ghouls during this fight Charlie is just like “…what?? What are you even saying right now”

- Emizel please just get out of there they’re both already your enemy you don’t need one to hate you more because then they’re going to target Your twin so PLEASE JUST LEAVE

- They’re just singing the climb now oh my god iconic

- Emizel just lying to Viv about how he’s a real boy and doesn’t burn in the sun “but we saw you burn” “it was an illusion, I’m a magician”

- “Vex have you-“ “YES I KNOW!” I love them, they’re fun

- “And you turn around away from her” emizel oh my god

- “You cannot use your twin name and not mean it” honestly based

- I ALMOST SPAT MY WATER OUT OH MY GOD “your name is shameashmai”

- “I’m not letting you guys do this again” “no I’m having all the fun in the world right now”

- DOES EMIZEL LOSE HIS RIBS???? OH GOD

- VEX IS FLESH AND VIV IS BONES????? HAUNTING SO SO SCARY

- “Enjoy the ribs, I’m gonna head out” “what do you mean you’re gonna head out??”

- “Can I prepare an action to kill myself?” “He hasn’t taken his glasses off yet so we’re still ok!” “It’s just me as a dm thinking about splitting the dice pool for movement and killing yourself” I’ve never laughed this hard holy shit “as soon as I see this thing I want to run and kill myself”

- “Bizly give me the scariest animal you can think of” “….peacock, no” “FUCK OFF!”

- PLEASE HE JUST KILLED HIMSELF IN FRONT OF THEM OH MY GOD?? AND HES BEEN NAKED THIS WHOLE TIME

- “One of mine or one of yours” sooooo Viv and Vex have some stake in the fangs and the demons, but what does that mean??

- SHILO TIME! Please be ok

- Why is shilo healed and ok, this isn’t real it can’t be, Charlie is too smiley right now, he sounds way too happy

- Fucking Edward twilight oh my god why is he like this

- THEYRE BLOOD BONDED????? OH NO I cannot believe this

- Grizz is just loving this encounter

- Why is this so sexual I hate this, Edward twilight please stop why are you crawling up the sheets to shilo???? This is so—I cannot

- Deacon! You’re here!

- God why is Edward like this, Charlie really just locks in as him it’s insane

- Oh god shilo has to tell Edward about emizel oh no

- Shilo tripped no!!

- The wallpaper is Edward in the phone oh my god

- I do love shilo and deacon’s relationship though, he seems to genuinely care for shilo and I just love them

- Back with Viv and Vex! Oh god

- Ok thank god he’s just leaving

- “William wisp mode” emizel cosplaying as William is so funny like Grizz called it, that’s exactly what he looks like

- GREFGORE FOUND SHILO!!!!!!!! AWWWWWW LETS GOOOOOO

- HE FOUND EMIZEL TOO!!

- I love Grefgore so much

- Arthur just left them? Ok the boys gotta find him

- What is happening to emizel and shilo? Why do they have pain? WHAT?? It’s the Edward twilight smoulder??? Huh??? Charlie WHAT?

- SOMETHING TWISTED IN LA?? What did Edward do?

- A full day good god

- Arthur’s just on a plane omg

- ITS AFFECTING ARTHUR TOO???

- Absolute bat shit episode I loved it

[dontletyourguarddown]

vexleth shoulder thing

season 1 | season 2

[twinklestarss]

“I don’t know! I mean, maybe it was something else? Maybe it was the unicorn?”-Scanlan Shorthalt

Grog’s One-Shot

[your-turn-to-role]

so im rewatching dalen's closet bc uhhhhh. emotions (no it's actually that i'd been already working my way through the vox machina one shots and i happened to leave off at the end of search for bob before heading to work yesterday afternoon, it was just. such timing, on my part)

and i really do love that the second matt finishes his description of the wedding planning and the beautiful beach setting and gives his usual what do you want to do, we get this exchange

Percy (turning to Vex): We could still run. I'm just saying.

Vex: I think it's a little late for that

Percy: You say that, I have a ship chartered, ready to go, I have taken care of everything, we can be out of here in less than an hour

Vex: Just take our friends and go?

Percy: ......They can come too, sure.

like. the ENTIRE reason they are having this wedding is bc they didn't have it in front of anyone the first time, they just ran off together, and they realised they should correct that

they're also the two diplomats in the party, and the two people who like showing off the most with their appearance

and still

it is both of their instinct to just go uhhhhhhhhhhhhh but what if we just ran off together instead and didn't have to people? like i know we did that already, but like. what if tho. i mean do people really need to come to your wedding? all you need is the person you're marrying, right?

(vex at least has the excuse of having spent most of her teenage/young adult years as a runaway in the woods)

(but as usual, she and percy get along so well because they're so much more alike than most people realise)

[foxyfexyll]

bubble- doof? mega doofengum mega mindgumshmirtz, doofen... megadoof bubble?

VOTE FOR MEGA MIND-DOOFEN-GUM CORPORATED~🎵 IN THE UPCOMING @mad-scientist-showdown​ FINALE!!! 

i realize that there’s art for this already and that this is,,, kinda late but um here’s various pngs if you decide to use it

[convexheadcanons]

Vex blood is actually blue and sweet-tasting from their magic, and is highly sought after as a potion ingredient for that purpose. Selling it for a big profit is one of the many lucrative endeavours that the Convex have made over the years.

OOOO I LIKE THIS ONE

Of course, when they found out what hermits needed for potions, boy did they know how to capitalise on it! They set up a blood donation faster than most of the others could blink, of course because vex blood is usually a pain to collect they have to be a little pricey....

Ten diamonds a bottle is not ludicrous! How would the other hermits feel, giving their blood in bottles? It was a draining (all pun intended) business! They're conmen businessmen, you have to have some kind of profit!

~ 🫀

[utilitycaster]

I know this is coming from me, a morbid bitch, and I know we are talking about a world in which resurrection is possible and communication past death is as well. But that's still not an option for the vast majority of people in that world; even in Exandria most people die and they don't come back in any capacity. Indeed, one might say that a theme of this campaign is a people who either have been brought back - not always willingly - or people who lived past the point where they wanted to or expected to die. (this is also a theme of the Mighty Nein, but in a very different way.) Anyway, this is going to sound immensely cheesy but I do hope that a number of Bells Hells go check out Evontra'vir and spend some time hanging out in there, but also perhaps the fandom should, metaphorically, do so as well, because I think a lot of disagreement or weird takes could be improved by accepting that there will be death in these stories.

[vexonair]

Christmas Came Early.

Winter Coat

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[swaps55]

What could go wrong?

[dreadfuldevotee]

anyone got any tips for soul searching that doesnt require looking inside oneself

[wolfynsong]

new outfit new outfit new outfit

[borealtwilight]

Malavai oh my GOD i adore you, you awkward yet ever-so-romantic dumbass

“sorry my lov— my lord. i didn’t mean to eavesdrop.” ASDFDGJHKFHL

[blorbologist]

Two for joy: Chapter 33

"Is there anyone else who would challenge this proclamation?"

An unsteady silence, beneath the hymns of Pelor’s throne room.

Pelor has no eyes, unless His beacon of a face is but one. Vax’ildan feels His gaze shift to the left - still battering with its beaming, but at a new angle. He feels sunburned. 

 The gold of His voice is riches beyond fathoming, the priceless worth of a beautiful day. “And what of the one who accomplished my trial? Grand Mistress of the Grey Hunt?”

 Vax feels his sister stiffen at his side. She hides it, beneath the Deathwalker’s Ward, beneath a sharply raised chin. “Am I not the Matron’s Champion?” 

 (He hears, for the first time, the emphasis of it. Champion, his sister. At last, or too late?)

 “There is precedent, found in eons past,” Pelor afflicts, “of a mortal bearing the mantle of more than one. The Apotheon, Alyxian.” A tremble is shared by them, hearing a name of such power that even a god recalls it long after. “Brow beset by gifts of my sisters, three of them.”

 This close, it’s obvious when the feathers of the Deathwalker’s Ward bristle, arching with threat. 

 “My apologies, Dawnfather,” says Vex’ahlia, “but I am unfortunately Hers and Hers alone. I do not think She would take kindly to my sharing.” She smiles as crookedly as she dares. “Besides - I don’t like being anyone’s to share. I fight for Whitestone and my family, not for any gods. I have no faith to give you.”

 She clears her throat. “And - respectfully, Dawnfather… Keyleth asked, and offered.” 

 As Vex steps back, Keyleth steps up. Vax lets her go and almost wishes to feel cold.

 Once more, Pelor booms: "A faithless stands to try and accept the Champion's mantle. I ask once more, is there any to challenge this claim?"

 Keyleth’s nostrils flare. 

 “No,” Keyleth says, “there isn’t.”

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